Hey king7, hit me up on icq sometime.

Lets talk biz.

I am real..................
 

blueorchidmodels.com
or
perb.ca (search eden) or pm me
or
[email protected]
or
msn garden

Then you can figure it out!

Thanks Eden.

And welcome to GFY....

This guy does not represent us or our community.

Eden. Relax.. Really. Im not hurting anyone. And you can protectyourself by simply checking the envlope. Im not robbing anyone.

With that said, could you post some pics of yourself? Im a fan of beautiful women.

And this board is full of adults in the adult industry. Im sure they would appreciate it as much as myself.

Maybe show your tits if possible?

Thanks.

Thank you..............
 

Boneprone for your warm welcome.
Guys like him make me shiver with disgust.
Guys like you make me quiver in lust!

I don't really think that I would post pics, for you Anal Hobbit and sweetie what makes you think that I am not relaxed?

Dude not that I think being a hooker is a good job but it is a job to them and they give you service that you oviously are having a hard time finding pussy without ordering it. Regardless your stealing and thats fucked up man. doesnt matter if the girls a slut or not, are you serously that cheap?

between this thread and xxxJay's, its been a whore of a week on GFY..

I also forgot my reviews are also located on www.theeroticreview.com.

Some of us enjoy what we do and much to some people's popular belief, are also smart and sexy.

I also owned my own business and home prior to my move. Now I will be travelling explicitly for awile because I save and invest my money!

<shameless plug>

Check out Urbanights.com for all your escort needs!!!

</shameless plug>

Eden. On a serious note, and if I paid of course, could I get a massage?

Could we put all the politics aside and give it a try?

Ive read your reviews and seen the pics. And I would be intrested in a massage if possible.

And yes, I will pay.. And I will be a TOTAL gentleman. Just a massage. Ive actually seen your reviews in the past and was intrested.

Sorry.......
 

I am really glad that you did not act on your interest before, as I don't check the cash in the envelope and do consider it is rude to do so.

On a serious note: I really don't think that you would be a person that I would consider a playdate with. I would expect the gentlemen that I am with to be admirable and conduct themselves as a perfect gentleman at all times.

But thank you for your offer, but I wish to decline, all politics aside (truth be told I did not think that this was a political forum, anyways).

Licks,
Eden

Eden, you are HOT!

Im willing to drop all politics, and put this all aside. I can be a gentleman as you request.

I can, and I am willing to put all politics aside and rise up above this. Are you?

I hope we can both look and move beyond this. Turn this into a positive.

I am sorry.....
 

But the answer is no. Your personality (in this thread) has shown that you are a cheap self-serving individual, that tries to get most things in life for free. I believe in paying what is asked of me and giving as much as I can to my community, especially at this time of year. All politics aside we can agree to disagree on your conduct and rise above this.
Licks
Eden

Well at the very least Eden, let this be a lesson for you. Considered yourself educated by the Anal Hobbit..

If you had not read this post, you would not be aware of this scam and that someone like me is out there.

Check that envlope first.. Especially now that everyone here at GFY knows you are one of the classy ones that doesnt check it in front of the client.

Once agian, im suprised at how often the envlope is never looked at or opened in front of the client.

Is this standard procedure?

:helpme

I'll pass on that advice.

do we get discounts for being gfy members ;)

their is no need to check the envelope because 99.99% of guys who visit high class escorts are gentlemen who act in a respectful manner. The idea of ripping off a woman that has one of the hardest jobs a woman can have considering the emotional and physical stress involved is the furthest thing from their minds. You are the .01 %. I have nothing left to say in the matter

You Know What A Vegas Slam Is?
 

Well let me explain. We had a dipshit in my area who pulled this one too many times. So we set him up. The girl's boyfriend had another keycard, and after enough time had gome by so the envelope was out, he came in. It was empty. He took the guy's wallet, and car keys, then they both took him down to the parking garage, unlocked his driver's door, and while the boyfriend held him they put his thumb between the open door and frame, and she slammed the door as hard as she could. Then they did the same for the other hand.

And they did it the right way too, getting both thumbs crushed right on the knuckle closest to his hand. Then she spit in his face - he was crying and had actually pissed his pants at that point - and threw him in his car. They gave him the keys, but not his id. The boyfriend told him if he ever heard about this guy again, or even had a cop look at him funny - anywhere - he'd show up and do both sets of fingers.

Then they back-channeled a link to a one-off site with a scan of his id. That fucker was blackballed nationwide and was seen on the street later by another girl who said at least one of his hands was permanently fucked up.

She watched him try and put money in a parking meter and apparently it was pretty funny.

And yes, I'm an escort. Whether this skeezy limp dick is for real or not, anybody reading his tips who thinks it's a good idea might want to reconsider.

Thank God Im not into you S&M escorts. The gals I go to are sweet and innocent. They would not hurt anyone.

Thats just wrong, hurting someone over money. I mean come on.

I doubt seriously that Asshat Hobbit actually does this but if he does, it's just a matter of time before he pulls this kind of trick on a girl who's got "Bubba" sitting downstairs in the car waiting for her.

You know damn well she would check the envelope the second she walks out the door and with 1 phonecall - Bubba comes upstairs to fuck (or fuck-up) Asshat Hobbit

Eden ICQ me, I will get you some quality exposure :)

Oh, cool!

You rip off sweet and innocent girls. And turn them into the kind of girls who *will* fuck your shit up good.

I'm sweet. But don't like thieves, you sad dumb fuck. I tell you what. I'll put the word out that somebody get an avi of the next fool to get the Slam. Think you can be pissing in your pants and still remember to smile pretty?

Oh. And another thing. A lot of girls are hooked up with HA. They'll curb stomp any jerk-off retarded enough to think he can rip off HA property. :error Good luck with that.

I'm just curious, Anal Hobbit...if she had "simply checked the envelope" and found it empty...how would you react? Would you pay her then? Or what?

You know the funny thing is I still wouldn't open the envelope, while you are there. Mikesinner said it, you are the minority, and all I am thinking is that I don't want anyone else thinking that it's a good idea. In the few years that I have played in this field, I have become very successful and most of the reason is because I am a nice person. I am not tainted. I enjoy the people I am with almost as much as they enjoy me. I am kind and I will help whomever out in a time of need. I also believe in Kharma and am a firm believer on what comes around goes around.

Licks to all............
Eden

This hobbit guy is a character.

LOL, if they dont get it by page 4... :1orglaugh

With a big fucking mouth.
 

Which justs makes him that much easier to find. Oops.

This one goes into "Top 10 funny threads"

Funny shit.

Best.

Thread.

Ever.

Unless you live in NY, LasVegas or LA, you ladies need not worry about the Anal Hobbit.

Where you ladies from anyhow? I can only assume Houston?

As I said, I never pull this in my Home town.

Anal Hobbit that's good that you're posting this stupid thread becuz now all the whores and escorts will know about your trick and you have to start thinking about new ways to scam whores and escorts. That if you still can get a booking with the whores and escorts. Seems like your name, info and tricks are being spread around at the escorts and whores review boards. Read this http://perb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=39796

Nice try Hobbit.

We here at GFY all know you are From LA. When I was an administator here at GFY, I looked up your IP address and have proved so. And you have pulled this scam in Houston according to some escorts.

Other city's to beware are LasVegas, NY, Portland, Seattle and Vancover.

He gets around. And he is from LA.

Ladies. Anal Hobbit just hasnt pulled scams like this in your biz, he's scammed in ours as well.

From hitbots, to dialers, to Spyware, to steal X Box games.

This guy is a real winner. And he's been my #1 person on my to do list for a while now.

Hobbit. We know you are in LosAngles, we have done biz with you in the past. And Rumor has it, that he has pulled this scam off in that Vast area.

It would not suprise me if he pulled this off more in LA than any other area.

I personally dont use escorts, but I do understand the law. If these girls open that envlope in front of the client before sex, then it constitutes prostitution..

If this envlope is simply left on the dresser, and not looked at, and is addressed as a "gift" its just that. A gift.

So for those of you who dont think this is real, or that he would never pull this off, I think you need to open your eyes.

And Ladies, there are worse people out there than him. Yes he treats you right and is safe, but he is a theif.... You should try to for now on glance inside that envlope if you can.

Ok, fess...is this entire thread a joke? When I left my reply I was even on the fence about that. However...if it wasn't, I was really curious about how he'd respond if she'd checked the envelope and caught him.

Going on how I would perceive a person who would do such a thing in the first place....I wonder how he'd react. Would he resort to violence to escape? He seems to go to extremes to impress people....especially the ladies.

Would it "kill" him if he were caught enough to kill the lady in order to save face...at least in his own mind? I'm just saying. Stranger things have happened, yano.

It is a joke! :D

This is hardly a joke. I PERSONALLY know people ripped off by this guy.

OK. :Oh crap

I would have registered a new nick too if i was this fucking stuipid....ya you.....

BoyAmIaStupidFuck

Well fuck.....weird thread on a message board. Enough people saying this guy and his deeds do exist.

I've read many books on serial killers due to a novel I wanted to write long ago and I'd say that if authorities had a suspect of this type of crime and read this from them on a message board.....

"Well at the very least Eden, let this be a lesson for you. Considered yourself educated by the Anal Hobbit.."

And, given the fact that he travels as he does....

They would most certainly be interested in this individual.

So....is *this* a joke? or what? :)

Yeesh, nobody jumping on me...calling me an idiot...I totally missed jumping the shark and even got ate.

Pfft, going for more beer. Was hoping to spark drama in the masses here just like the goof that started this thread.

If he were serious....he needs to be worried....like, in the sense he needs professional help worried. I also think people on these boards that encounter this guy should look out about him....seriously....I think this guy could be dangerous.

Ok, I'm drunk....still think some of his words are chilling.

:) of course, this is a joke. :)

lol this trhead bumped again :thumbsup

Stay The Fuck Out Of Canada
 

Here's the deal asslick; if you, anyone like you pulls this, attempts to pull this, or if you are recognized by your photo - wake up fool, camera phones are a fact of life - anywhere in Canada, there is a $5,000 bounty for anybody who kicks the living shit out of you. And, BTW? Because escorting is tolerated in most of Canada, police will respond to an escort's claim of being beaten and stolen from "Fight Club"-style. You will be arrested and held until it's sorted out.

Just to put this in context, a guy who was robbing girl's purses here had a tire iron shoved up his ass. Do you really think the people behind all this are going to let some online bottom bitch fuck them around without repercussions? I mean, how naive are you?

Up here we treat the girls like humans, and shit like shit. Imagine that.

xoxoxox

Thats just wrong, hurting someone over money. I mean come on.

Mother of all that is holy, give us a break.
On the one hand you cheat a working person, in effect stealing food from the mouths of their children. Then turn around and wanna be a pacifist, goody, goody,
"oh can't we all just get along?"

Well, every dog has his day, and by being stupid enough to make this post you just outed your scamming ass to the world. At this point it's not a matter of IF somebody fucks you up, it's more like a matter of when.

Yes, people do get hurt over money, and jerks like you, ruin a lot of good things for the rest of us.

BTW, good one Boneprone

do you wanna swap shoplifting tips?

Your dislike for me is noteworthy. Its almost too similar to that of Boneprone. In fact IM gunna go out on a limb here, and just like the last poster just assume you are boneprone.

Its not that normal to get that bent out of shape over this. Violence?? How stupid are you?


I know who you are. And I dont take you serious. Cough..... Boneprone.

Only you are that stupid.

In case you really are an escort, and not some fake character fucking with me, where are you from? The LA area?
Ill be sure not to cross paths with you. Whats your url to your page?
You sound like one of those ugly older fat Mexican girls.

Abla?

If anyone here wants to know who Anal Hobbit is, email me
 

He's a total nutcase, and someone y'all should watch out for. I'm inclined to post everything here, but I'll wait a while...at least for now.

Anal Hobbit, you are the biggest loser on the face of the earth, seriously. If you spent half as much time improving yourself as you do creating your fake bullshit "company" with a bogus office, fake employees, and fake credits, maybe you'd get a date without ripping off prostitutes?

Here's the problem with your premise that "sex should be free," and you're justified in ripping off prostitutes: you assume that these women would sleep with you without pay. Trust me, they wouldn't--the reason they're there is that they want your money. You don't have the personality, looks, success or smarts to get these ladies otherwise, and therefore what you're doing is coercing them into giving you what YOU want, without giving them what they want in return. That violates an agreed-upon exchange (money for sex), and therefore is not at all justified. If one of these ladies were to take your money without sleeping with you (the reverse of what you do), and simply say "men should want to help me support myself" or something of that ilk, would she be justified? I'll bet you'd say not.

What you are, quite simply, is a sleazy rapist. Since you're making women who don't want to fuck you (but agree to, in order to pay their bills) do so and then not giving them what they want in return for fucking someone they don't want to fuck, you are stealing sex from those who don't want to give it (for free, that is). That is rape, even if it's non-violent. If you don't agree that what you do is wrong, tell the prostitutes you see beforehand that you'd like a cheaper rate! If they agree, then you have something consensual and thereby agreed-upon. Since you do not do this, you are stealing. Stealing sex from a woman who isn't giving it to you is rape, nothing more. Just because you aren't physicially harming them, doesn't make you any less sleazy. Perhaps, if you had an ounce of respect for women, you wouldn't view stealing sex from them as despicable?

Or maybe, because you're actually a religious nut (Google is amazing, Mark), you really think you're doing something good against bad women (whores). I'll bet that religion thing helps you justify your behavior a little, eh?

And let me add, Mark--since you're such a good teacher...maybe you could tell these folks how to win on TV? LOL....


xoxo,

Amy Taylor
http://www.AmyTaylor.net

Run, pussy, run.
 

Sorry. I'm not somebody from your pretend little online world. I'm an Canadian indie GFE escort with HA ties. Look it up if you don't know what that is. You just told thousands of people it was cool to jack me, and every other escort out there.

I'm not going to give you my URL, bottom bitch. Just know it's a Canadian city and stay the fuck out of my country unless you want to swallow your own teeth and remove lugnuts with your ass.

Don't let your mouth write cheques your ass can't cash, faggot. There's $5000 worth of fuck you up out there. You've been warned.

That is all.

love and kisses

K.