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Are these the words of Anal Hobbit?

Best Qualities: "I'm very spiritual, that's my best quality. I believe in God. He has blessed me with a sense of humor. I love to make people laugh. I'm very friendly. I like helping people. I'm very genuine. I tell the truth, for better or worse. I'm very transparent. I show my good side and I show my bad side. I'm very truthful, loving and unique."

and....

Ideal woman: "She has to believe in God. She has to be smart and have a sense of humor. I like to know I can be myself, I don't want to put on airs. I want to be comfortable. A woman who takes care of herself, doesn't smoke, doesn't drink or do drugs. A good, clean woman, good healthy living who works out."

Ideal Woman: "A woman who is in a relationship with me can expect ... "heartache. She can expect the extreme highs and lows. She's either going to be extremely happy, extremely peaceful, extremely joyous or she's going to be in extreme pain. But she can expect for better or for worse. I like to bring out the best in her. I'm more into giving than I am into taking. I like to give. Whatever she wants, whatever she needs, I want to fill that desire for her."

Anal...indeed.

Loser thread.

This cracks me up.....
Anal Hobbit Writes:
Marriage is very important to me," says 43-year-old Mark, "but you must not settle or compromise, you must only marry for one reason ... love." This 6'2" entrepreneur describes himself as "very truthful, loving, spiritual, friendly and unique."

HAHAHA Truthful? LOL You are making threads about scamming people silly boy... Not Cool in my book.

It Just Keeps Getting Better
 

http://tvtrips.com/mark.htm

Check the eligiblemag.com to compare photos, and read about his amazing career with the Miami Hurricanes, to say nothing about his wonderful relationship with God in both profiles.

I beg you though, out of common decency to not call him. That would be bad.

btw, AnalHobit, where is he from?

This may be a scam that will work a few times
 

But frankly I doubt he would have the brains to keep us ladies from back-channeling his info all over the country. If he is realy seeing quality ladies then he is having to submit to pre-screening and that information is verified. We also have no problems sharing that information in the case of LE, Dangerous and of course Rip-Off artists. We provide a service just as many other members of this board do. I doubt other service oriented businesses would appreciate being ripped off just because say they use the word green in their business name.

In addition his statements that we are just whores puts him at a level that he thinks that we are less than human when in actual fact it is the ignorant persons with such attitudes about any class of people IE. he is just an affrican american so it is ok to rip him off or she is just an old lady so ripping her off is fine. Lets get serious many of us ladies are single parents etc. We are running a business that if we are less than honest word gets around rather quick via forums such as that mentioned above "The Erotic Review" in the same manner lowlifes whom feel they are better than others and do not have to pay also get their reputations known. If he runs his business with the same integrity and ignorance as he has posted here I am sure he will not long be in business for any business has to depend on such as customer satisfaction in addition to which word of mouth advertising is the best advertising you can get (if it is positive). We ladies largely depend on that type advertising (ie our reviews) so he must be dealing with someone honest.

Admitedly there are some ladies whom do not check the $ in advance but they learn awful fast that is not a wise practice. I would suggest he stay away from anyone with half a brain for she can do more to help other ladies avoid his sorry self than any bouncer :2 cents: I am sure his hobby days are numbered.


To say nothing of things such as BBB etc.

That cannot be a pic of Anal Hobbits balls because it looks like he has lost his balls and does not wish to show around here no more. :1orglaugh Or maybe God struck him with an almighty lightening bolt and sent him to where he belongs, for what he truly is a thief, an abuser, and a liar.

Now you whores are ripping on me becasue I believe in God??

Let me ask you this. You have trust issues obviously... But if you cant trust Jesus, Who can you trust?

Get a life.. I could buy and sell you.

Money talks. I could own you if I wanted.

you are a piece of shit

Good idea for thread views. Like saying you beat animals or rape kids. It's bound to get reactions from some people. But I don't believe for a second that it's true, and I hope others realize it's just a fabrication to get attention. Perhaps you wish you had the guts to do what you're writing about.

But even though it's just a poor joke I agree with the people who are saying you're ruining your reputation. Perhaps you use other aliases but if you act like that in public you'll lose a lot of friends and business due to people not understanding the rather twisted humor.

On general principal I'd never deal with someone like you. I'm sure you don't give a crap about that, but like I said others will think the same.

Trust issues? Jesus?

You are a fucking sick wack-a-doo!!!!

You sound like you are no more than a couple of Holliday Seasons away from ending it all. Do everyone a favor and take pills instead of jumping off a bridge.

Your tips for industry events
 

I just wanted to know what you had to say about getting into V.I.P parties etc. I thought that was interesting. I'm usually deejaying these events or am friends with whoever is. I haven't had a problem getting into any party in over 10 years. I just wanted to know what your TIPS were though.

LOL.. Out of respect I think I will do this after internext. The scam is too perfect.

Thread of the Year. Hands down.

LMAO @ everyone who thinks that guy Mark is actually the Anal Hobbit

Anal Hobbit
 

Do you need your pathetic balls back? Here you go, "Served on a platter."

http://www.steakandcheese.com/conten...&Type=3&Page=1

thanks for sharing DICKHEAD, since I will be launching one of THE largest escort directories the internet has EVER seen in the next couple of weeks, you will now get blackballed and IF that's you in your sig, the pic is getting posted too! Damn all of my clients are going to LOVE this one and we haven't even launched yet LOL

Just a few things to point out:
Vince Russo posted AH is Mark. He also posted a picture of him.

Not every single "whore" in the biz are scam artists. AH should know this, if he is a hobbyist. Chances are, most of the escorts he ripped off have not scammed anyone before. There are some who conduct themselves in a better manner then that.

Other people have verified AH is Mark. Of course, others will say he isn't to try to "protect" him or whatever.

AH, I love what you posted concerning your best qualities on your EM page. Perhaps you are spiritual, and believe in God. A person can have their beliefs & still scam people. What cracks me up is the "I tell the truth" part, LMAO. Yeah ok, you tell the truth. I'm sure the people you scammed would say otherwise. Then again, if this thread is for real, I guess you are finally coming clean a bit. Of course, though, you haven't told the truth about those who you have scammed who are not "whores", nor are in the "hobby". Btw, you're not that unique. You're just one of the many rip off artists in the world.

"Best Qualities: "I'm very spiritual, that's my best quality. I believe in God. He has blessed me with a sense of humor. I love to make people laugh. I'm very friendly. I like helping people. I'm very genuine. I tell the truth, for better or worse. I'm very transparent. I show my good side and I show my bad side. I'm very truthful, loving and unique."

One last thing, many of us consider the word "whore" to be a compliment. Thanks to Annie Sprinkle, it has a favorable aspect to it:
http://www.anniesprinkle.org/html/wr...es_heroes.html

At the end of the day, it really doesn?t matter if Anal H and Mark are one in the same or not. It?s clear Mark has ripped off and threatened many escorts. I?m sure he?s done this in his other business dealings as well??..Mark?s days are numbered.

And thanks to my web whore friend for telling me about this site. I love the Webmaster Q & Fuckin' A board. (da bastard was holding out on me?.lol) Hopefully I?ll be able to add some useful tips and share some of my work.

xox, Da Judy

I think this thread might have broken the record for the number of people registering... just to post in a thread. :1orglaugh

Don't worry ladies remember that those without sin can only cast the first stone. lol Also remember that the gates of paradise will be opened to prositutes before the likes of the believing with sin as we are not forgotten by God and the more ones like him makes us suffer the more likely we will enter paradise. Guess he has not read his scriptures far enough. :1orglaugh

PS. Anal Hobbit how is Advant going for you have you been to confession or to Mass this month and confessed your sins. Yeah, I am Catholic and a whore as you call it but guess what. I harm no one and am one of the honest whores who tell it like it is. My cost is an honest cost. You Sir are a liar and steal from the mouths of babes.

Its a very small small world....shit like that does not last long...POOF before you know it you are having your teeth kicked in or taking a bullet in the back of the brain....

Rules to live by never rip off or under estimate the "female power" or karma.....


You might just be an episode on CSI....soon.


Or since you will be in Vegas, you just might make it to one of those famous holes in the desert....lol :2 cents:

No, they don't, and don't tell'em. This is to good. :thumbsup

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This is too good. Is the correct way to type that. We are internet whores not street whores. You are forgetting we are the educated whores.

http://www.nba.com/playerfile/hidaye...glu/index.html

Yeah we know what pic he is using here. :winkwink:

Your welcome my Mistress, I am having fun here too. nothing like a good lod invasion of the Whores to wake everyone up.

It seems we may have put the fear of the goddess into AH, for he has run away holding what was left of his balls. To bad he did not want to meet me, I would have handed him the rest on a fork. :pimp

Maybe we should inform Hedo Turkoglu of Anal Hobbit. I bet he would just ooooo so adore him. :pimp

It?s nice having a subject that appreciates her mistress/web bitch. I think I'll stay a while.

xox, Da Judy

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LOL...............yes da lil fucker ran from da forking.

It has come to my attention that there is a HUGE influx of new people registering for GFY just to tell me off or read my thread. Fucking Loosers.

All you whores and Johns coming in from other message boards to tell me off need to mind your own fucking business. This is GFY.. My home.

My tips are for my peeps. My community.. Not for you to give your 2 cents.
Keep your opinions to yourself, and go back to where you came from. This doesnt concern you.

This is a board for professionals. The pimps of the biz if you will. Not for Whores and Johns.

It irratetes me to see you all here, and I suggest you shut it, and go back to where you came from.

Take Boneprone with you.

you are right J....its got to be Juicy or Izzz..........its fun either way... :1orglaugh

Hitting a nerve, are we? So you resort to name calling? Nice.....

This is a board for webmasters, correct? Guess what, some of us have our own sites.

This is your community. You have ripped off people in our community. So, unless you post in our community, we have to find you here. Apparently, you have done the same to those in the community you belong to.

Friggin Newbie.

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Again, turn away, and go back to where you came from.
You dont belong here.

Holy shit this is possibly the best thread on GFY in years. All these whores are all proud of themselves for knowing how to post on an internet forum. Hahah this is great.

For those whores out there that believe all this shit I sale cheap pimps :pimp :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Hey man. I love whores. Alwasys have. Always will.
I pay 90% of the time.

90% of them are quite smart. Very smart in fact. It doesnt suprise me that they know how to post on the internet.

In fact im sure the ones who have posted here already, probably make more $$ than most of you GFYERS...

Other than them not minding thier bussiness, I have no problems with em.

In fact I love em.

Even if he isn't, I am...
 

You my dear babyboy, are not someone I or many other providers(AKA whore's to the great unwashed who know little) would wish to visit. I guess the one thing I do have going for me is a reputation that, you my dear, can not touch. I love what I do and have been on TER as long as it has been up, with reviews putting me within the top at least in Chicago. At 14 or so pages of reviews and a reputation for honesty and consistancy as my strong points... I would guess that is why the lady you make mention of to another member here is on Craigslist? The fact that you scrape what is said to be the bottom of the barrel, that speaks volumes? Shoot in Chicago, Craigslist is known as being even lower then EROS and Midnight Chicago... Yikes.

As far as your "Im sure some of the girls dont care I dont pay them."... Which if you had cared about grammar it's.... "I'm sure some of the girls don't care if I don't pay them."

Trust me, there is not a single lady out there who doesn't care ALOT if you don't pay them. Your ruse might mean that the lady is now in negatives for the day. If you are her only date, she paid for the room and you what... Didn't comp her. That is low. To ask a lady to be everything you have ever wanted, when you get to choose her. She caters to you, offers herself to you, and is everything you hoped for... And you make her pay for the room and don't feel bad about it?

Lord, I would LOVE to run into a man like you. Well, actually I have. Not often but have had a few short me, and let me tell you. We have black lists for every city, and state around and the ones who have tried to do me wrong when I KNOW I have done them ohhh so very right have made it there. Since my rep with the ladies in this area(because I watch out for them and help them out to), these gents often wished they had just made the trip to the ATM to make things right.

To the guests who show class, and let us know that they appeciate what we bring to them(with me, it is true passion... I have to much to handle on my own). Thank you. To those who think it is ok to rip off "whores", take that to the streets. The type you deserve frequent there, though you do visit Craigs list which is about 1 step above that so...

BTW, Anal Hobbit... Yuck. I have read your post and know that the respect you lack isn't just for others, it is also for yourself. Perhaps you could look into that.

Those that talk of honest livings... What could be more honest then providing a service that saves many relationships(ring involved or not) without involving the use of phyc majors or demeaning one or the other in the relationship. Making a man "feel" when he no longer does because of a serious lack of touch in his life. The toe curling firey eyes that are induced by a seducer who knows your body better then you ever will. If you can call that anything less then a honest living, then you my dear are the deluded one...

BTW, not all of us are uneducated/unable to do anything else. I am of a group of ladies who just love what they do(Bebedoll is a friend of mine). So... Good luck, and you Anal fuck stick to Craigslist where the ladies don't know any better and stay away from Chicago as we have just clued in the ladies here of your ruse. Hehe, fun isn't it...

Though I have to say if one of the ladies were to rip a guy for extra $$ she would be torn apart be it that she snuck it from the wallet(much like your leaving of a empty envelope) or just upcharging for it...

TTFN, Sage

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OY this is too funny for words! Professional rip out artist...........is that what you're saying? I don't think you speak for all of the members here nor do I think they are all rip offs like you.

Other than you and maybe a few others, I happen to like it here and plan on sticking around. And just so you know I am a web designer......so deal with it!

xox, Da Judy

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Anal, don't tell me twat to do.........POW POW POW!

You love us??? What all would you be willing to do to prove your love? There is a reason we are called 'TRICKS'. Would you let us show you why we are also called TRICKS? You see I have this new desire, forget strap on play. I can imagine many other objects. Maybe you can let ALL the girls in on it. Imagine it you in a room alone with maybe 60 or so whores using you. Do you have a fetish for heels/long nails?

WaysUPay is this your fork? http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/tr...istgabel01.gif

I personally enjoy and welcome the presence of the influx of working ladies to GFY. As a former administrator of GFY, and a current regular of GFY I welcome you all here.

ITs good to see a balance of people here at GFY, not to mention putting Mark aka The Anal Hobbit in his place is a long thing coming.

GFY is our home, but our home is now your home. Welcome to GFY. After all we are all in the same personal fufillment industry.

Again welcome to GFY from Boneprone and the Boneprone Family.

OMGoodness..what a treat thread..can't believe I read the whole thing :1orglaugh (loved the way the "hints" kept coming) :thumbsup

Let me tell you a bit more about this community.

As you probably already know, GFY is an ADULT WEBMASTER and ADULT INDUSTRY message board. The LARGEST in the WORLD.

We have all aspects of the ADULT ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY represented here at GFY except for the Escort industry.

If anything good at all can come from this post, it can be the bridge that the Anal Hobbit built bringing you all here.

I hope you do not stray from our community because of him, but instead make GFY another home for yourselves.

As you all know Online marketing of your services is on the rise. Our two industries are closer than many of you may think and I think having another perspective or representitives of another side of the Adult industry will do us here some good here at GFY, as well as benefit those of you as the online market place continues to grow for your industry..

We can all learn from one another.

Bone prone if I were to send pics and my link via your contact us link does it go to you and do you allow escort web pages on your site?

My website or GFY?? I dont own GFY. Im just another person here. Im an adult webmaster.

Are you talking about making a sig for yourself here? Or actually advertsing on GFY??

I dont think advertising on GFY would be very efficient. After all they are just people in the adult industy anyhow, not many hobby goers. But I do think perhaps networking with some of us here, you will find some good networking avenues.

I personally have over 2 million visitors a day to my sites I own. And with the function of a GEO IP script, I can put custom advertisments up on my sites on a PER CITY basis.

So for example, if someone from Dallas TX were to come to my site, I could put up an add for an escort from Dallas TX on my page.

Not sure how all the financials would work out, but as I mentioned the potential is there.

no, I was speaking of the one in your sig and your links page. What was the requirements to get on the links page there? You have other sites? What are they? Any spammable? :1orglaugh

Oh. Webmaster tour.
Yeah that page is mainly just for people in our industry to look at pics of all the touring and conventions we attend.

There arent really any visitors to that site, other than people who want to see the pics. Its more of a photo album really. No one other than people in the industry really go to that site.

Its more just for fun.


Check out www.boneprone.com

I get a lot of horny guys with cock in hand to that site. A little over quarter million a day.


Like I said I could probably put up some adds for some ladies from certain cities. Make like an escorts section.

But how to round up the girls of the Biz would be kinda tough.

But there are about 20 or so here at GFY now it seems!

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Boneprone.

I want to make a deal with you. You dont post in my threads, and I wont post in yours.. Deal?? IN other words get the fuck out.