OK I do not see a place on that page to contact you or send my banner, web page link or pics to and I do not wish to post it on here for obvious reasoning. I also do not see a pm function on this board? Any suggestions?

I dont really have a section for it yet either. Ive been brain storming here.

The hamster wheel in my head is spinning.

I should have an escort section now im thinking. Hmmm.

Yeah dont post your info here. You can email me if you like. bp4l at boneprone.com

Then that way when i do have something going, I can work something out with ya.

well congrats on the scam i guess

Done :) Hope to talk to you again in the near future.

why are these thread always most visited and has so many posts? who's bumping them???

The fans of the Anal Hobbit.

And you........

Thank you for the welcome Bone, it?s appreciated. Yes we?re all in the adult industry in one way or another and it?s nice to have another forum to market our work.

Dear whore haters, If one was smart, you wouldn?t shit where you eat??????.I eat in the escort industry and make good money designing sites for escorts. A few of my clients are here now, so you may be best served welcoming them instead of bashing.

Dear Anal Douche bag, thank you for showing your true colors, I?ll make sure to pass your information to all my clients.

Xox, Da Judy

Oh my God.

I'm going to fall over. This is without a doubt "Thread of 2005".

This is beyond hilarious.

Yep it makes me sick too. Boneprone is such an ass kisser when it comes to women. He's a fuking hippocrate and a bully....

He makes me sick.

Laugh all you want at him, but while you laugh, I barf.

I agree. This thread has the potential to revolutionize the way pussy is sold.

"Ya gots it. Ya sells it. Ya still gots it."

of all the stupid shit I have read on gyf this is the worst thing I have ever heard. All I can say is karma

What a fucking moron

You're pathetic Hobbit !!!
 

I belong to the erotic review. That's a real great story Hobbit. What a real colorful picture of the future.Wanna hear my story ? I know a friend that actually had that happen to her. She put her cigerette out on his neck, and a gun to him. She made him give her exactly what they agreed on, and let him go. She was just going to shoot just his legs and arms so he wouldn't dye, but always remember what he did was wrong to the wrong person,but because he was compliant she let him walk. True story !
Hobbit, a thief is a thief. With your thinking let's hypathetically say I happened to be a awesome pick pocket. I knew some homeless man that always kept 20 bucks in his pocket. If I slipped it out of his pocket one day am I wrong cause he's a homeless guy and I have a job ?
You're under the direct presumption that you think you're better then working girls and everybody else . Thinking you're better than others will catch up with you. I wouldn't brag about being a thief neither cause just informing people here let people on the erotic review board know you exsist too !
And, trust me Hobbit.I would use a gun if a man tried to thieve me too ! You act like a thief and a lyer and even if it does catch up with you and you go to jail or get shot then know in jail that attitude will only make you some guys cell block *itch








[QUOTE=Anal Hobbit]Hey, not sure how many "hobbists" there are here but Im pretty avid.

I go to www.theeroticreview.com often and get hookers (escorts) on a normal basis.. Becasue Im a regular I dont dare rip off the whores in my area..
But when I travel and leave town I run a pretty good scam, and still get a great fuck! Here's how:

The key is to go to theeroticreview.com and read the reviews.

Find the escorts that allow you to put the

I knew WHORES couldn't spell for shit. And your friend would have faced a very long time in jail over a $20 blow job.

If your trade was legal you would have an argument.

This is the funniest thread in the world by the way. And everyone who takes this even a little serious needs mental help.

And speaking of going to jail ...."Officer...my John...I mean date...didn't leave me a gift"...that will go over real well :1orglaugh

Again for the record I do not condone anything that Anal Hobbit has said...I laugh at the rest of the thread though.

Its very unfortunate now, but when I watch Lord of the Rings and I see those little hobbit fuckers, I think of the ANAL HOBBIT now.

Jesus Christ.

I just watched it earlier today, and this bastard is now in my head.

And you can pretty much guess that with each one of us SP's here now we have friends and aparently word gets around quickly. you would have a full page in a day or two.

And yes most of us do belong here, we run our own sites, Well I used to but got so busy making lots O money I hired Miss Judy Attitudy to run mine. I must tell you she is really good too. :upsidedow

Welcome to GFY
:thumbsup

You're out of your mind. I won't debate the merits of ripping off the hookers, many of whom would do the same to the cusotmer if the opportunity presents itself.

But your idea is just plain stupid. One well-timed call on the cell phone to Mr. Pimp and I wouldn't want to be you. Just because this ploy has been successful to date doesn't mean it will always work. And this is the type of endeavor where that one mistake might be your last.

Furthermore, while I'll agree that taking chances in business might be the road to riches for someone who has little to otherwise lose, taking those same chances when dealing with someone whose livelihood is already outside the law is remarkably idiotic.

Anal
 

You just gotta think, the higher class hookers (as you stated), are a little smarter than you would have thought. Waysupay, said it best, we all have friends who have friends etc etc. and we just keep making more friends, you on the other hand are making quite a few enemies. Tsk Tsk Tsk, be this a joke or be it something that you have done, you are giving other jerks more ideas on how to be inconsiderate assholes, shame on you. Do you actually know how far your name has made it? Well, I can tell you this, your dream of becoming famous-IS WORKING!!!

Licks to all!
PS
Boneprone can I email you?

Now that is funny.

Some food for thought there are really nice escorts out there that would never ever think of ripping off a John even if the opportunity arose. Myself have had men forget cell phones come back the next day to pick them up. They have removed watches which I have kept for them. You know to build trust in this industry you have to be a trustworthy individual or you are screwed. So as far as that goes if any sp is a well known sp she would never rip off anyone. The reviews do speak for themselves.

I myself have been in this business for 7 years and any man who has seen me has never lost a single thing well except one who forgot a porno movie in which case he told me himself that I could keep it as if he took it home now it would cause a greater problem. But the fact is even for a porn movie I was honest and e mailed the man to let him know about it incase he wanted it back to let him know that I would keep it for him.

Fact number two if men are good to us we will be even better to them the next time we see them. I think it is time for the world to wake up and realize that there is good in bad in all tracks of life sure there can be bad sp's, sure there can be bad business men, sure there can be bad in all nationalities, but the bottom line is that we are all human and there is good inside all of us too. Any man that says that escorts are bad just does not realize what life is all about and probably was spoon fed from a golden spoon and has not really dealt with real life.

Think about all the teenagers that thier parents say ok you are old enough now to start making it on your own and turn thier own flesh and blood out to get an apartment and to continue thier education on thier own. Are they not confronted with a huge slap of reality in thier faces. Yeah a lot of escorts are still teens a lot of escorts are single mothers, real humans dealt a rough hand in life. So what do men like you want to do? Shit on them right. Well darlings we are the true survivors that have more understanding about life than any closed minded individual that thinks they are beyond everyone else. The fact is there are more thiefs that are clients than there are escorts who are thiefs.

It is not the escorts for the most part who are abusers and users it is the men that see us wether it be because of money or just simply trying for rougher sessions and thier ideas of viewing us as animals. Fact we are flesh and blood. When we get a decent client he is appreciated more than anyone. He would be the one if time permitted we would offer him coffee, a drink, spend extra time massaging him to make him feel good well way past his time.

P.S Merry Christmas and Peace on Earth

310-717-2440

please call this number and leave a message for that asshat anal hobbit

oh shit. I feel sorry for the person who has that phone #. :Oh crap

Real real Classy mother fucker... What the hell is your problem.

This is crossing the line.

I mean seriously.

http://tvtrips.com/mark.htm

that is Mark D the same guy who many whores have identified as the guy who ripped them off. Mark D = the Anal Hobbit

I agree totally.

Ok.. You guys got me.

Ill stop posting. Please leave my Community and stop posting and bumping this thread.

You win. You win..

You win..

Lets end this.

I will stop. Please leave my GFY community and go back to yours. I will let this post die. Please stop posting.

ok ......bump

Are you fucking stupid? You arent wanted here.

what? theres no need for that kind of behavior

hit me up at
310-717-2440

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Why would we not be wanted here? We didn't start this you did, anal. Don't blame us for you being mean. It was one of your own GFY members that thought you were a threat to us ladies, and posted as such on our boards and therefor invited us here. We like it here and possibly have something we can bring to this table. If you don't like us here perhaps you need to take some time off or you could post a retraction or something in a new thread. Don't bother emailing me with mean comments either, my ex is a private investigator (who btw still likes me) and my uncle is a bounty hunter both do a phenominal job of finding people who tend to get lost!

Licks to all!

I retract..

Cant you fools get this through your head??? And I have not emailed you, nor do I intend to.

This is just nuts.

Everyone leave me alone.

my uncle btw is the president of the united states of west samoa

That's not nice...posting links to Anal Hobbit's personal web site could hurt his Christian Ministry fundraising efforts if the people he solicits funds from became aware of his hooker scamming... :upsidedow

ADG Webmaster

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Uh, sorry, but just want to check: Am I one of those fools? Is that the sound of shovels digging the ditch even more. Try and be nice anal, I am.

Licks to all!

yes yes yes :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Ok I left a message for Mark D. and then he called me back today a little irritated. started saying shit about how hookers deserve it then I hung up on him.

dumb bitch :1orglaugh

Some Of Your Logic Deficient Pals Here...
 

still insist, Mark, that Mark Anthony Dibello and "anal hobbit" are not the same person. I think you should clear that up, the sooner the better, if you want any kind of breathing space. Not too much to ask, is it? Spit it out.

Mark..dude you should get the mods to change your nick. Anal Hobbit is too hot now...you'll never be able to make anymore quality posts when the heat is on you. email eric to take care of it.

whores leave anal hobbit/mark alone. guys been through enough.