It?s nice having a subject that appreciates her mistress/web bitch. I think I'll stay a while.

xox, Da Judy

PS
LOL...............yes da lil fucker ran from da forking.

It has come to my attention that there is a HUGE influx of new people registering for GFY just to tell me off or read my thread. Fucking Loosers.

All you whores and Johns coming in from other message boards to tell me off need to mind your own fucking business. This is GFY.. My home.

My tips are for my peeps. My community.. Not for you to give your 2 cents.
Keep your opinions to yourself, and go back to where you came from. This doesnt concern you.

This is a board for professionals. The pimps of the biz if you will. Not for Whores and Johns.

It irratetes me to see you all here, and I suggest you shut it, and go back to where you came from.

Take Boneprone with you.

you are right J....its got to be Juicy or Izzz..........its fun either way... :1orglaugh

Hitting a nerve, are we? So you resort to name calling? Nice.....

This is a board for webmasters, correct? Guess what, some of us have our own sites.

This is your community. You have ripped off people in our community. So, unless you post in our community, we have to find you here. Apparently, you have done the same to those in the community you belong to.

Friggin Newbie.

http://www.adrianduke.com/images/HawkandMonkey.jpg

Again, turn away, and go back to where you came from.
You dont belong here.

Holy shit this is possibly the best thread on GFY in years. All these whores are all proud of themselves for knowing how to post on an internet forum. Hahah this is great.

For those whores out there that believe all this shit I sale cheap pimps :pimp :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Hey man. I love whores. Alwasys have. Always will.
I pay 90% of the time.

90% of them are quite smart. Very smart in fact. It doesnt suprise me that they know how to post on the internet.

In fact im sure the ones who have posted here already, probably make more $$ than most of you GFYERS...

Other than them not minding thier bussiness, I have no problems with em.

In fact I love em.

Even if he isn't, I am...
 

You my dear babyboy, are not someone I or many other providers(AKA whore's to the great unwashed who know little) would wish to visit. I guess the one thing I do have going for me is a reputation that, you my dear, can not touch. I love what I do and have been on TER as long as it has been up, with reviews putting me within the top at least in Chicago. At 14 or so pages of reviews and a reputation for honesty and consistancy as my strong points... I would guess that is why the lady you make mention of to another member here is on Craigslist? The fact that you scrape what is said to be the bottom of the barrel, that speaks volumes? Shoot in Chicago, Craigslist is known as being even lower then EROS and Midnight Chicago... Yikes.

As far as your "Im sure some of the girls dont care I dont pay them."... Which if you had cared about grammar it's.... "I'm sure some of the girls don't care if I don't pay them."

Trust me, there is not a single lady out there who doesn't care ALOT if you don't pay them. Your ruse might mean that the lady is now in negatives for the day. If you are her only date, she paid for the room and you what... Didn't comp her. That is low. To ask a lady to be everything you have ever wanted, when you get to choose her. She caters to you, offers herself to you, and is everything you hoped for... And you make her pay for the room and don't feel bad about it?

Lord, I would LOVE to run into a man like you. Well, actually I have. Not often but have had a few short me, and let me tell you. We have black lists for every city, and state around and the ones who have tried to do me wrong when I KNOW I have done them ohhh so very right have made it there. Since my rep with the ladies in this area(because I watch out for them and help them out to), these gents often wished they had just made the trip to the ATM to make things right.

To the guests who show class, and let us know that they appeciate what we bring to them(with me, it is true passion... I have to much to handle on my own). Thank you. To those who think it is ok to rip off "whores", take that to the streets. The type you deserve frequent there, though you do visit Craigs list which is about 1 step above that so...

BTW, Anal Hobbit... Yuck. I have read your post and know that the respect you lack isn't just for others, it is also for yourself. Perhaps you could look into that.

Those that talk of honest livings... What could be more honest then providing a service that saves many relationships(ring involved or not) without involving the use of phyc majors or demeaning one or the other in the relationship. Making a man "feel" when he no longer does because of a serious lack of touch in his life. The toe curling firey eyes that are induced by a seducer who knows your body better then you ever will. If you can call that anything less then a honest living, then you my dear are the deluded one...

BTW, not all of us are uneducated/unable to do anything else. I am of a group of ladies who just love what they do(Bebedoll is a friend of mine). So... Good luck, and you Anal fuck stick to Craigslist where the ladies don't know any better and stay away from Chicago as we have just clued in the ladies here of your ruse. Hehe, fun isn't it...

Though I have to say if one of the ladies were to rip a guy for extra $$ she would be torn apart be it that she snuck it from the wallet(much like your leaving of a empty envelope) or just upcharging for it...

TTFN, Sage

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OY this is too funny for words! Professional rip out artist...........is that what you're saying? I don't think you speak for all of the members here nor do I think they are all rip offs like you.

Other than you and maybe a few others, I happen to like it here and plan on sticking around. And just so you know I am a web designer......so deal with it!

xox, Da Judy

PS
Anal, don't tell me twat to do.........POW POW POW!

You love us??? What all would you be willing to do to prove your love? There is a reason we are called 'TRICKS'. Would you let us show you why we are also called TRICKS? You see I have this new desire, forget strap on play. I can imagine many other objects. Maybe you can let ALL the girls in on it. Imagine it you in a room alone with maybe 60 or so whores using you. Do you have a fetish for heels/long nails?

WaysUPay is this your fork? http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/tr...istgabel01.gif

I personally enjoy and welcome the presence of the influx of working ladies to GFY. As a former administrator of GFY, and a current regular of GFY I welcome you all here.

ITs good to see a balance of people here at GFY, not to mention putting Mark aka The Anal Hobbit in his place is a long thing coming.

GFY is our home, but our home is now your home. Welcome to GFY. After all we are all in the same personal fufillment industry.

Again welcome to GFY from Boneprone and the Boneprone Family.

OMGoodness..what a treat thread..can't believe I read the whole thing :1orglaugh (loved the way the "hints" kept coming) :thumbsup

Let me tell you a bit more about this community.

As you probably already know, GFY is an ADULT WEBMASTER and ADULT INDUSTRY message board. The LARGEST in the WORLD.

We have all aspects of the ADULT ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY represented here at GFY except for the Escort industry.

If anything good at all can come from this post, it can be the bridge that the Anal Hobbit built bringing you all here.

I hope you do not stray from our community because of him, but instead make GFY another home for yourselves.

As you all know Online marketing of your services is on the rise. Our two industries are closer than many of you may think and I think having another perspective or representitives of another side of the Adult industry will do us here some good here at GFY, as well as benefit those of you as the online market place continues to grow for your industry..

We can all learn from one another.

Bone prone if I were to send pics and my link via your contact us link does it go to you and do you allow escort web pages on your site?

My website or GFY?? I dont own GFY. Im just another person here. Im an adult webmaster.

Are you talking about making a sig for yourself here? Or actually advertsing on GFY??

I dont think advertising on GFY would be very efficient. After all they are just people in the adult industy anyhow, not many hobby goers. But I do think perhaps networking with some of us here, you will find some good networking avenues.

I personally have over 2 million visitors a day to my sites I own. And with the function of a GEO IP script, I can put custom advertisments up on my sites on a PER CITY basis.

So for example, if someone from Dallas TX were to come to my site, I could put up an add for an escort from Dallas TX on my page.

Not sure how all the financials would work out, but as I mentioned the potential is there.

no, I was speaking of the one in your sig and your links page. What was the requirements to get on the links page there? You have other sites? What are they? Any spammable? :1orglaugh

Oh. Webmaster tour.
Yeah that page is mainly just for people in our industry to look at pics of all the touring and conventions we attend.

There arent really any visitors to that site, other than people who want to see the pics. Its more of a photo album really. No one other than people in the industry really go to that site.

Its more just for fun.


Check out www.boneprone.com

I get a lot of horny guys with cock in hand to that site. A little over quarter million a day.


Like I said I could probably put up some adds for some ladies from certain cities. Make like an escorts section.

But how to round up the girls of the Biz would be kinda tough.

But there are about 20 or so here at GFY now it seems!

:thumbsup

Boneprone.

I want to make a deal with you. You dont post in my threads, and I wont post in yours.. Deal?? IN other words get the fuck out.

OK I do not see a place on that page to contact you or send my banner, web page link or pics to and I do not wish to post it on here for obvious reasoning. I also do not see a pm function on this board? Any suggestions?

I dont really have a section for it yet either. Ive been brain storming here.

The hamster wheel in my head is spinning.

I should have an escort section now im thinking. Hmmm.

Yeah dont post your info here. You can email me if you like. bp4l at boneprone.com

Then that way when i do have something going, I can work something out with ya.

well congrats on the scam i guess

Done :) Hope to talk to you again in the near future.

why are these thread always most visited and has so many posts? who's bumping them???

The fans of the Anal Hobbit.

And you........

Thank you for the welcome Bone, it?s appreciated. Yes we?re all in the adult industry in one way or another and it?s nice to have another forum to market our work.

Dear whore haters, If one was smart, you wouldn?t shit where you eat??????.I eat in the escort industry and make good money designing sites for escorts. A few of my clients are here now, so you may be best served welcoming them instead of bashing.

Dear Anal Douche bag, thank you for showing your true colors, I?ll make sure to pass your information to all my clients.

Xox, Da Judy

Oh my God.

I'm going to fall over. This is without a doubt "Thread of 2005".

This is beyond hilarious.

Yep it makes me sick too. Boneprone is such an ass kisser when it comes to women. He's a fuking hippocrate and a bully....

He makes me sick.

Laugh all you want at him, but while you laugh, I barf.

I agree. This thread has the potential to revolutionize the way pussy is sold.

"Ya gots it. Ya sells it. Ya still gots it."

of all the stupid shit I have read on gyf this is the worst thing I have ever heard. All I can say is karma

What a fucking moron

You're pathetic Hobbit !!!
 

I belong to the erotic review. That's a real great story Hobbit. What a real colorful picture of the future.Wanna hear my story ? I know a friend that actually had that happen to her. She put her cigerette out on his neck, and a gun to him. She made him give her exactly what they agreed on, and let him go. She was just going to shoot just his legs and arms so he wouldn't dye, but always remember what he did was wrong to the wrong person,but because he was compliant she let him walk. True story !
Hobbit, a thief is a thief. With your thinking let's hypathetically say I happened to be a awesome pick pocket. I knew some homeless man that always kept 20 bucks in his pocket. If I slipped it out of his pocket one day am I wrong cause he's a homeless guy and I have a job ?
You're under the direct presumption that you think you're better then working girls and everybody else . Thinking you're better than others will catch up with you. I wouldn't brag about being a thief neither cause just informing people here let people on the erotic review board know you exsist too !
And, trust me Hobbit.I would use a gun if a man tried to thieve me too ! You act like a thief and a lyer and even if it does catch up with you and you go to jail or get shot then know in jail that attitude will only make you some guys cell block *itch








[QUOTE=Anal Hobbit]Hey, not sure how many "hobbists" there are here but Im pretty avid.

I go to www.theeroticreview.com often and get hookers (escorts) on a normal basis.. Becasue Im a regular I dont dare rip off the whores in my area..
But when I travel and leave town I run a pretty good scam, and still get a great fuck! Here's how:

The key is to go to theeroticreview.com and read the reviews.

Find the escorts that allow you to put the

I knew WHORES couldn't spell for shit. And your friend would have faced a very long time in jail over a $20 blow job.

If your trade was legal you would have an argument.

This is the funniest thread in the world by the way. And everyone who takes this even a little serious needs mental help.

And speaking of going to jail ...."Officer...my John...I mean date...didn't leave me a gift"...that will go over real well :1orglaugh

Again for the record I do not condone anything that Anal Hobbit has said...I laugh at the rest of the thread though.

Its very unfortunate now, but when I watch Lord of the Rings and I see those little hobbit fuckers, I think of the ANAL HOBBIT now.

Jesus Christ.

I just watched it earlier today, and this bastard is now in my head.

And you can pretty much guess that with each one of us SP's here now we have friends and aparently word gets around quickly. you would have a full page in a day or two.

And yes most of us do belong here, we run our own sites, Well I used to but got so busy making lots O money I hired Miss Judy Attitudy to run mine. I must tell you she is really good too. :upsidedow

Welcome to GFY
:thumbsup

You're out of your mind. I won't debate the merits of ripping off the hookers, many of whom would do the same to the cusotmer if the opportunity presents itself.

But your idea is just plain stupid. One well-timed call on the cell phone to Mr. Pimp and I wouldn't want to be you. Just because this ploy has been successful to date doesn't mean it will always work. And this is the type of endeavor where that one mistake might be your last.

Furthermore, while I'll agree that taking chances in business might be the road to riches for someone who has little to otherwise lose, taking those same chances when dealing with someone whose livelihood is already outside the law is remarkably idiotic.

Anal
 

You just gotta think, the higher class hookers (as you stated), are a little smarter than you would have thought. Waysupay, said it best, we all have friends who have friends etc etc. and we just keep making more friends, you on the other hand are making quite a few enemies. Tsk Tsk Tsk, be this a joke or be it something that you have done, you are giving other jerks more ideas on how to be inconsiderate assholes, shame on you. Do you actually know how far your name has made it? Well, I can tell you this, your dream of becoming famous-IS WORKING!!!

Licks to all!
PS
Boneprone can I email you?

Now that is funny.