I think Ed had too much fun on that boat trip.

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I wish I knew. Maybe growing up in New York has tainted my taste on foods (because I think White Castle is a great burger) but there is something about the meat or lack of in a burger in Toronto. Maybe it's the bison, the mad cow or the seal. It just tastes horrible. The pizza and chinese food suck here also. Every chinese dish is served with black beans in some form. You would think you were eating at Jose Wong's. I love Mexican food and chinese food but not together. And when it comes to pizza nothing compares to NY.

But have no worries, I am not starving. One look at me in my second trimester is proof of that.

Jesus JFK, my parents don't have this many pictures. Maybe I should have taken the hint. But those pictures are some great memories. Have to pop in some metal to my 8 track player ;)

Cradle of Filth or Iron Maiden. Suggestions anyone?

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That was a GREAT Night :thumbsup :drinkup :drinkup

Special Ed
there are more questions coming your way :winkwink:

This is going to be interesting :)

Holy Christ...... Special Ed....

I have met and worked with a lot of really cool people in this biz... but Ed was one of the first that actually taught me anything. Owe quite a bit to this dude for sure.

Forget calling him a stand up guy..since when I hang out with Ed neither of us are usually standing.....

"I once woke up to a dark dark shadow of a secret....she wore pink boots and had a pink cowboy hat, I probably would of been able to forgot about it..and move on in life...but Ed was right there...laughing his ass OFF"

Metal 4 Life....

Good interview. SexSearch has a great team. I mainly deal with my Marina and shes been really good to me. It was a blast to hang out on Saturday. Thanks!

Fantasize, no. But do I think the world would be a better place with more midgets, more lawn jockeys and more mullets? Yes!!!!!!!!!

1) Midgets - come on, tell me you didn't smile just reading the word. Midgets like mullets rock.

2) Lawn Jockeys, bathtub Mary, birdbath with some fluorescent glowing ball and gnomes make a yard complete. Just kidding. My car has all its tires, isn't on blocks and my home isn't wherever the trailer breaks down. Those things should all be abolished with the exception of lawn jockeys. They should all be gathered up and placed at your local horse track. I love the track and a lawn jockey just makes losing more easy to take when you laugh on your way out.

3) Mullets were the signature male (and in some states like New Jersey and Florida female also) hairstyle of the 80's. A great time that I sometimes can't get out of. Especially when it comes to music. Just a great time in life. I thought moving to Canada would allow me to have a mullet again but I haven't had the guts to do it.

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Tim, so many great times. You my friend are bad for my liver but thats what we have transplants for. Always looking forward to the next time.

QUESTION#13. Do you believe when someone says they truly hate something - like the leafs - it means they secretly LOVE them?

Not only does ED "LOVE THE LEAFS"...he also owns a Leaf T-Shirt !!!
Which he was supposed to wear in the office when the Leafs beat the NYR 2-1 on Nov 15th....but didn't!

So...if you get a Leaf Shirt from ED this XMAS...just know it may have been re-gifted!

GO LEAFS GO

Can you scan a picture of your drivers license and post it? Or did you lose it in the casino in Curacao when you went to get your big foam check when we drew to a flush lol...

;-}}}}

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Man this was a great night in Amsterdam, Landed at 8 am in the morning hooked up with Ed and Chipmunk, went drinking, then around 3 am in the morning ran accross Braincash Fred and his crew on one of the back streets...got in about 6 am .....what a night :1orglaugh

What did Ed back out of deal? Say it isn't so Ed?

No, but if you want to see it in Vegas just come up and ask :) I might not have my diginity or any morals but I do have just a little pride. But maybe I need to update my 1989 photo on my license before the show.

HaHa, i hadn't realized you had such a great sense of humor Ed! I worked with you and orgasmcash ages ago, but only dealt with one another online- which i regret now that i have started reading this ambush interview, hehe.

Can't wait to read the rest of the answers ; )

I'd like to say it's because I'd have nothing else to wear or that it really pisses off my girlfriend but that isn't the case. Actually it does piss her off and that of course gives me a sense of happiness at times (is that wrong?) The truth is a combination of a few things. First, I hate shopping. I don't care what it's for or who it's for. I detest every aspect of shopping with the exception of walking out the door and going home. I especially hate shopping for clothes. Look at the pictures and see for yourself. My GQ modelling days never got off the ground. Another reason is that some of the shirts are still cool in my mind. I love throwing on a Motorhead, hockey or a shirt stating I love midgets more then I like getting dressed up in something nice that is the fashion of the day. Jeans and a t-shirt works for me. If you want to see me dressed up come to court or my funeral.

LauraLee, with a face like this you need a sense of humor. Otherwise I never would have gotten the girls I liked. Or should I say some of the girls I liked :winkwink:

Damn you work a lot don't you ? It shows on your skin ;) Hit the tanning salon from time to time ;) lol

ed's a pimp!

Cassette player not 8 track. But if I had any 8 tracks you bet I would still use it. I am constantly listening to music. Unfortunately for me but good for the rest of the hearing world some of the music I have was never released on CD so I have to use my cassette player. I can work an MP3 player, just have chosen not to. I still collect CDs because I like to have them. I like the artwork, the notes and the high price. I collect them. It's pretty sad actually. My collection is very weird. Mostly metal but there is plenty of regular rock, 80's Euro trash and classical music. None of you have to worry about me buying the last copy of a CD you want but I can torture you when you ride in my car.

I'm a model for paper companies. They use me to decide color tones. Crayola is working on improving their white crayon based on me. Besides, the blinding glare makes the ladies close their eyes when I undress. The result is no pointing and giggling. Makes me more self confident. Now if I could just get them to believe the air conditioning is on too high I'd be even more confident in the bedroom.

ROFL, you are killing me! But alas, I'm not coming to Vegas... see you in Costa Rica?

Ed why are you ignoring the question regarding you not wearing the Leafs t-shirt?

Abraham Lincoln, or as you call him, Abe, is being liberated to fulfill a stupid desire I have had since I was a kid to fill a giant plastic beer bottle with nothing but pennies and then somehow pick it up and bring it to the bank to make them count it. As childish as it sounds I would still enjoy doing this to some poor schmoe working behind the counter. I will take my anger at all those stupid bank fees out on the poor person sitting behind the counter. They will have the last laugh though as I use the funds to pay for my hernia medical bills.

To this day I will still pick up a US penny if I see it somewhere. Before any of you start typing cheap I want you to know I will only do it if I can replace it with another coin. I'm self conscious of actually being called cheap so I will pay 4, 9 or 24 cents to pick up the one penny. Yes I know it's stupid and probably is rooted in some deep psychological problem of not being molested as an altar boy but I don't care. I still do it. Plus I have people in the office always bringing me pennies. That got costly after a while so I stopped giving them money in return. I can be a real prick that way. :)

There never was a deal. If there was I never would back out of it. I keep my word. Besides that game is just a figment of your imagination, just like your sales. It never happened.

I know I'm only here for quota, still doesn't change the fact that there was in fact a deal in place regarding said Leafs vs. Rangers game.


DIE RANGERS DIE!! GO LEAFS GO!!!

Ed you're truly one of a kind

I can pretty much say in confidence that I don't have a fixation on farting. I will stand by the fact that science has proven that a certain employee gives me gas. Other then that farting doesn't play any significant role in my life other than giving me relief when nobody else is in the elevator.

I love Ed! hes the man!

this is good stuff

very cool interview!

Mike, you kick ass. Promise me some drinks in Vegas.

I thought Marina fired you? :winkwink:

Nice interview so far, I've heard alot of good things about you.

Freaky MIDGETS I sent Marina a lifetime pass to give you. enjoy!

Thanks. I figured 95% of the people wouldn't read because they have no idea who I am. The other 5% would tune out by question 3.

I'll get two more questions in before leaving the office. Will try and get some answered from home but no promises.

Marina hasn't fired me yet. She is still hoping I find a nice, single, rich Jewish guy willing to ease my migraines and marry her. I have even promised to pick up the tab for the honeymoon if it lasts a year. The price for peace is limitless.

I owe you for the midgets. Contact Marina and she'll let you know what you've won. :)

Ladies and gentlemen, let me make something very very clear. By coke he means Coca-Cola, not cocaine. This will disappoint some but I will say it anyway. I don't do drugs. Not even pot. Now I am not going to preach to anyone and tell them that it's wrong to do. If you want to do it you have my blessing. Everyone should be allowed to enjoy the things they like to do. Whether it's meditating, playing video games, senior citizen sexual bingo or drugs is ok in my book. Just don't screw anyone else up. :upsidedow

My addiction always was alcohol. Much worse in the past but still gets me every once in a while. Gambling is also a bitch but I keep in control. (This public service announcement is brought to you by no government party. Talking politics sucks!)

Finally, to answer your question, yes. Before coke it was candy. Another mental block or something. Having something with my beer helps me drink more and keeps my stomach settled. Some would interpret that as a cry for help. You will only hear that cry at closing time.

MACS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

I use one. Or should I say I try to use one. I prefer my PC. Blah blah blah MAC is easier. Blah blah blah MAC rules and PC sucks. Blah blah blah I don't want to hear it. I am stubborn and hate change (ie wardrobe). It's a touchy subject. I don't want to type it on this broken MAC that I am using. (PCs are more durable. They can take a slamming fist)

Hope to catch you later tonight. If not, then early tomorrow it is. If I have missed anyone's questions or comments I apologize. I will answer anything you have to say. Sometimes I just get distracted.

Here we have the owner of Sexsearch, one of the most important program around and the questions Sleazy selected are about midgets and fart.

Nice.....

:(

You are more then welcome to ask any of your own questions. If I can answer them I will. If it's something I need to keep confidential I will give you an honest reason why. I'm an open target, go for it.

Tranza,
please feel free to post a question that you want answered about the site, or anything at all and he will. Others can add to this as well.

Nice interview. Are you guys also dollarmachine?

hah we answered at the same time

We are not Dollar Machine. Many people seem to think that we are/were but we are not. Two very separate companies. Not a spin off either. Both companies have a very long history in this business. We have worked together in the past but at no time was Sex Search or the company as it existed before part of Dollar Machine.

lol
it won't be easy

One of my favorite interviews so far. :) Keep the answers coming.

very very cool! :)