can I say one Fitty :thumbsup

hey hey Sleazy, pls send my regards to everyone there:thumbsup

will do! loving this place so far

greetings from montreal to the phillipines!
 

how's things sleazy?

hiding bodies are we?
 

hey ed...i want to know the answ to #29. :winkwink:

My apologies for the few that I know were waiting for me to continue where I left off. I can assure you that I did not go run and hide because of the next question.

Contrary to what some might believe I do not fuck hookers. Don't worry, I am not going on some holier then thou kick. Hookers are great. I think prostitution should be legalized and taxed just like drugs. The governments could make a killing while allowing me to keep some of my hard earned money in my own pocket. But I will tell you the number one reason why I don't FUCK hookers. I'm lazy. If I am paying for someone to do something I want it to be all about me. All about me means a nice relaxing massage. How the massage ends is anybody?s guess. But I would not put any effort into a woman that I had to pay for. I have that enough with my girlfriend.

The most non hookers I have ever fucked in one day was only two. That has happened a few times but the most memorable one happened on a ferry from Poland to Sweden. Me and the first girl never said a word because none of us understood each other. We just ended up doing it on the box that was holding life jackets. When I was done I just walked inside and met up with my friend and a few hours later I ended up with someone else. European women just kick ass. (I didn't mean anything by that last sentence, I don't like getting beaten when I'm getting laid.)

have fun! :)

I don't know if this answer is as depressing as the fact I mentioned earlier about being an unmolested altar boy. I have never been propositioned for sex at my gym. People at the gym pretty much know I am straight. I am pretty sure I don't set off any gaydars. I have never been invited into the highly trafficked sauna nor have I been asked if I needed any help. I have had a couple of guys strike up conversations in the locker room but I don't give off any signals. Never has sex been involved in any of those conversations. Maybe I should feel scorned but I am not losing any sleep over it.

I do know a good story about one of our "straight" designers working out at the Y one time and getting a nice surprise from the guy that was spotting him but that's a funny story over some beers in Vegas. :)

The people. Especially those with functional breasts and genitals different from mine. I mean let's face it. There are beautiful women around the world but for some reason Hungary and the Czech Republic churn them out faster then websites can portray them. I can sit outside at a cafe in Budapest or Prague and just be entertained by the number of beautiful women that walk by. The fact that they are so easy to talk to is an added bonus. I don't care about the Caribbean or Asia for vacations. Get me on a plane to Eastern Europe and I'm set.

Besides, where else in the world can a guy like me get a beautiful woman that isn't visually impaired to have fun. :thumbsup

Oh, the architecture and feel of the lifestyle of people living there is pretty cool also. Plus my favorite bar in the world is there. Beautiful women, great music (my heavy music standards) and Dreher (beer) make my trips to Hungary great times.

Does an ex girlfriend's bedroom count? There was one time an ex kicked me out in the morning after we hooked up one night after we broke up years ago. I know I was naked then. But other then that, no. I know I was asked to leave some bar in Montreal after mooning the place but I think that was because I ended up blinding the dj. If there are others that I am leaving out it is because I have deposited them to the dark recesses of my mind or was just too drunk to remember. I'm sure I'll get my memory nudged by some people if I am missing out on any.

I'm a sympathetic person. The world is in bad enough shape. I don't need to inflict the pain and suffering of looking at my naked body to the rest of the world.

Where do all New Yorkers hide the bodies? Check the bottom of the East River. Yet some people will wonder how the tomatoes in my garden got so ripe this year...

But if anyone has any good suggestions as to where I could dispose of a few more I'd appreciate it. I have a few more on my list to take care of.

Right now my answer would be to pick up my things and settle myself over in Europe. I've got a shop there I could run for a short while until it either bores me or the challenge in expanding the business isn't there. But I am sure I'd change to something more stressful because that is just my nature. Or maybe just learn to play the guitar and start my own bad heavy metal band. Is saying bad heavy metal redundant? You know, like drunken Irishman.

Astronaut is out because I am tired of flying. Policeman is out because I'm getting too fat to run. Fireman would have been cool but the big red trucks aren't as cool as they were when I was younger. Modeling is out for the obvious reasons. The first being this face was made for radio. Cowboy was never an option, never found the hat appealing. Thank God because with my going to the gay gym and this new gay cowboy movie coming out I'd never hear the end of it.

Anyone want to offer me a job?

good answer
 

lmao. i wouldn't wear a constrution hat to the gym either if i were you.

cheers :winkwink:

I don't hold anyone in this business on a pedestal. There are alot of good people that have done some great things in this business and they all have my admiration. It's the people that are in this business, whether already established or working their way forward, that conduct themselves in a way that doesn't look down on others are the one's I look up to.

I was around in the day when there was an "elite" group that thought their shit didn't stink and talking to them was supposed to be an honor. Most of them are gone and nobody likes that more than myself. Who am I to think I am any better then anyone else in this business. Yes I may be successful but it doesn't make me better then the webmaster who does 10% of the business I do. People with that attitude are the one's I look down upon.

That my friend(s) isn't a pile of shit. Feel free to come up and talk to me to see for yourself.

I have experienced many a bad hangover throughout the years but there is one that stands out as being the worst.

It was the summer of my 16th birthday and a bunch of friends from high school got together and rented a house at the Jersey Shore for a week. There was going to be about 12 of us but on the first day/night only 8 showed up. So there were 24 cases of Coors (not light, that stuff sucks), 8 high school students, one house and a boardwalk full of girls that would hopefully be willing to party. Too this day I am a pretty shy person, especially when talking to women so I used to use the booze to build my confidence. On this day I wanted to make sure I was very confident. We started early in the afternoon and partied through the night. The house in front of ours was occupied by some students from Rutgers so we partied with them also (my first college girl!) I have no idea what time I finally passed out but I remember being awakened by a police officer on the kitchen counter of the house across from ours. I was escorted back to my house where I passed out again. When I awoke the next day I was laying on the floor in the living room behind a stacked wall of beer cans. I was shaking uncontrollably and was constantly running to the bathroom to throw up. It got to the point where I was throwing up blood because there was just nothing left inside of me. It was then I decided to quit drinking for the first time. 3 days later I quit for the second time. :winkwink:

And so closes the interview. For anyone who suffered through it all I thank you for listening to my extended blabbering. Scott it has been entertaining. Plus a huge thank you for all of the messages and great words that came in over the week of getting this completed. I hope to see you all in Vegas or anywhere during 2006. Let's have a drink or three over some words and make some good memories. I'm going to put on some Black Sabbath and catch up on some emails.

Great Interview Ed.

I still think you have the best "sig" this board has ever had.

:thumbsup

Brent, I honestly don't remember where that sig came from. It's been a long while since I opened this account.

We don't have to wait for Vegas. I will see you Friday night and we can have some drinks then. :thumbsup

We should have gotten Brass Knuckle Therapy to play. You know it would have been my choice in music.

It was the Ouzo..... my bad. Let's do it again in Vegas... last night of the show. Were doing dinner at Smith and Wollensky. Nice steaks and lobster my brother :thumbsup