you can take your XBox and shove it up your fucking ass!!!!!



did i win?

I am almost ashamed to admit this, but it is for the kids.

I was going to get one for this foster kid my daughter has been working with for the last 6 months.

I went to the store on the first day they went on sale and I got kicked and shoved out of the way by all these teenage hoodlums. I somehow managed to get my hands on the last one. When I was walking thru the mall to leave this one guy grabbed me from behind and pulled my arms back, then his friend simply grabbed the XBox and ran.

I stomped on the guys foot with my size 11 boots and when he let go I gave him a backswing right to the nuts. Naturally, he fell to the ground, and I put my steel-toe to the side of his head . . . kind of felt like the jaw broke. Felt really weird.

Anyhow, by the time that was over about 10-15 seconds had passed and when I looked around I could not find the accomplice. I was bummed. Haven't been able to find another.

in fact if i win, I will smash it in front of my 5 year old and tape it, and post it here, I will owned everyone.

I'd use it for business and pleasure, to write reviews for College Downtime and to play leisurly. I'm a huge video game nut, and would love a 360.

Okay Rob here it goes.
I'm too fat...that's why I need the Xbox 360.

And how am I too fat. I have all this cool GFY gear, and Party Poker gear that I can't wear because they never make shit big enough for us fat guys.

So...I'm willing to trade all my GFY gear including hoodie, shirts, and party poker gear including party poker / world poker tour jacket, and some nice shirts for an Xbox 360.

I can't wear the shit anyway, it's sitting in my closet collecting dust..and for good measure I'll throw in all of the other sponsor shirts I can find..there should be a few...I think I even have a Chat Room Romeo visor..it's cool.

So yeah. I'm fat and in need of an Xbox 360. At least my fingers will get some excercise.

And use the receipt to wipe my ass and then overnight it to NoCarrier. :thumbsup

if this is true, its a good story.

You don't fuck with Steven Seagal's Xbox...

Nah, but I might ask you why the post office was open on Thanksgiving.

Only game I really got hooked on was diablo2

lmfao, you need one of them exercise bikes that powers your xbox, in order to play and drive fast you have to pedal harder.

fiddy!!!!

Edit, fiddy one :(

50 xboxes

edit.......

Here is my story :

I do not want an xbox 360... I don't give a flying fuck about having an XBOX 360, I don't even watch tv.

Ty... now where's my xbox bitch ?

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

I say give it to Jayvis, anyone who admits to not only playing, but being a champion DDR player deserves all our pity.

I will invite dre over to my house to play xbox, I will than do a prank on him and post the video here. any requests?

Baddog's story is in the lead right now and Eros's is a close second!

It's 2am here so I'm going to bed shortly. Keep them coming and I will check back tomorrow.

I want to hear some far fetched fiction bullshit as well as cool things you'd do for it. I like the tagging their car with my company info for a month idea, that was pretty clever.

I'm pretty sure a tattoo on the forehead would seal the deal! :thumbsup

I get the impression he's a surfer. Jayvis are you a webmaster at all?

A midget outran me to the last one after I waited in line for 44 hours at Best Buy. And I was four people ahead of him.

Ok, here's what I'm willing to do...

On video I will shave my balls and then lather in Icy Hot. I'll even write "Acid Flyers" on my cock using my own man seed.

well played :thumbsup

I don't think it was.

When I got there the doors were open, but no one was inside. I tried calling the number the lady had left my girlfriend while I was at work 3 times before we got an answer.

Actually I was supposed to be at my moms at 2:00 for thanksgiving dinner, but I had to pick up my wallet at 1:30... so I was a little late.

Anyways, the only person there was the one lady who had called our house about finding my wallet. I think she went there that day JUST to give me my wallet back. maybe she was feeling the holiday spirit?

She said it was going up some conveyer (sp) belt and they noticed it right as it reached the top. I figure if whoever found it and turned it in didnt take the money, someone at the post office did! :disgust

No need too... there is already a moded xbox full of games sitting somewhere in this house. Also a gamecube with probably 40+ games.

Most of them I never played for more then 10 mins

because i want to buy one for my family but i cant cause i havent made a sale in over 3months

i am not joking :(

pfft . . . that sucks . . I doubt you will win now.

well than maybe you should bring over that modded xbox for my kid. he will be your new best friend.

stop the contest.. we have a winner

:1orglaugh Is that a true story?

Ok, I'm off to bed now. I'll check back tomorrow. :thumbsup

Think of something clever to do with http://www.acidflyers.com :thumbsup

This is a true to god story from when I was a kid.

My first day of High School was a bloody nightmare!!

I was a 12 year old, extra short nerdy kid. It was my first day of High school.

I'm excited! Finally, a fresh start. I'm gonna go to a big kid's school! So many opportunities! So much fun to be had.

I'm standing at the street corner, waiting for my bus. My backpack is filled to the brim with my books. Its bloody heavy, but I don't care, I'm going to High School!

For 30 minutes I wait outside... sweating bullets cause the bus isn,t coming for me and school is starting soon : I'M GOING TO BE LATE FOR MY FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL! OH NO!

So I run into the house, wake my dad up and ask him to bring me to school! And to hurry!

My father of course doesn't believe me when I tell him that the bus hasn't passed, he thinks I'm lying. So he decides to teach me a lesson right from the getgo : DON'T EVER MISS YOUR BUS.

So he drives me to school, but, doesn't get dressed. He's in his tidy whities.

And folks, my father is a heavy man... with at least 10 000$ worth of beer invested into his gut. And here he is, driving me to school in nothing but a little bit of underwear.

of course once we get there, I ask him to drop me off in a corner of the school where no one hangs out, but he pretends not to hear me and pulls right up to the front of the school where everyone hangs out. He cuts off a few school buses that start honking at him. And he stops right in the middle of the all those buses, blocking their passage, they start honking at him, grabbing everyone's attention.

Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed!

I quickly get out of the car hoping that no one notices that the asshole behind the wheel is almost completely naked.

BUT, my father's lesson doesn't end there. He decides to start honking and screaming : SON! I LOVE YOU! GIVE ME A HUG BEFORE YOU LEAVE! CAMON! COME HUG DADDY!

I think pretty much every kid there was pointing and laughing at me.

I quickly run away, heading towards the locker room. Away from the taunts.

And, as soon as I step foot into the locker room, I hear a big RIP. My backpack bottom just gave way! ALl my books are sprawled on the floor.


Great, just what I need. A shitload of books and no backpack to put 'em in. No problem. I'll just stuff them in my locker. Everything will be cool.

Well, it would have been cool if some jackass hadn't already stole my locker, I guess his/her best friend was beside me.

No problem. I'll find some random locker, dump my stuff in there and continue on.


RING! Shit, the first bell has rung, my class is going to start in a few minutes and I don't even know where the hell it is.

So I start forth through a sea of bigger kids, all my books in my hands (I'd say about 8-9 of them), trying to find my class. Of course, I get completely lost and am late to my class. I shamefully knock on the door, the teacher lets me in. The whole class is looking at me, with all my books in my hands. Some snicker and whisper "Come hug daddy".

That was a long day my friends.

The longest day of my life.

But it came finally to an end! School is out! Time to go catch your bus ride home.

But wait! I never found out which bus was mine that morning. So which one to take to go home? I go to each bus, one by one, asking if they go by my house. None of them are even going near to my house. I don't have time to ask all the bus drivers where they are going, cause its time to drive off, and they do so.

So here I am, stranded at school with a shitload of books still in my arms (they couldn't get a locker for me that day). I call home, no one answers.

So I set forth for a 2 hour walk home. A ton of books in hand and a tear in my eye.


That was my first day of High School.



And it all went downhill from there thanks to puberty.

Here is my story as to why I do


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Sorry for the long post, but felt I should explain the entire story, in short form of course.

They wouldn't have gottwen away with his XBox . . . . guess I am getting old. :(

Sell it to Kyle Hoppes? :)

so tagging my front and back windows of my car isnt good enough huh?

How about that plus my front door, also will throw in the front door of my place of employment, and my neighbors front door but not sure how long until they tear it off, my mothers front door, 10 randon front doors and 100 cars at the mall will get your URL on a peice of paper on their windshield.

Fuck it send me a bumper sticker and I'll keep it on my car permanantly.

Damnit I want an xbox 360 I'm going through withdraws from my regular xbox already :{ a 360 would be a fix and a half

Moral of the story: Truth is stranger than fiction. :upsidedow

If you got a bigger HD hagning arround, it will cost you like 50 bucks to get it modded ... and it's really easy to use. Go on outaouaisweb there are couple guys that do it there.

I am laughing because I am picturing the fact that you had to actually say the words out loud.

This story is bullshit. All of this happened (for real), but it was in FRENCH.

How about I will write and submit a keyword rich press release for acidflyers.com? Suitable for mainstream press release services.