I'll pay for 20 local papers from the machine where you just open it and grab a paper

I'll then place an advertisement in every paper in the machine.

Ha

Ha

Ha


you so funny!


FYI for the people that don't know: I already told Dre this story, but told it to him in French

Rob,

I pre-purchased mine about 6 months ago in full amount of $412.68 including the tax. The day they called me and told me to come get my Xbox 360, i drove 11 miles to the store and when got there and gave them my reciept the stupid bitch says sorry hun, we thought u weren't coming so I sold it to another gentalmen a little bit ago! I was like you dumb bitch myne was reserved.... She gave me my deposit back and ooooh god if i see that bitch on the street wwwhoops lol


i hope i get it R0b "free traffic for ya as well"

Its "tighty whities" not tidy whities lol

The story was alright but the funniest part is knowing you thought briefs were called "tidy whities " all this time...

My Story:
I want one so I can flip it to the feens on ebay.

Mystory:

I want one so i can flip it to emthree so he can flip it to the feens on ebay :winkwink:

:1orglaugh

Thats nothing compared to what I say when making gay sites.

Ill drag my saggin naked nutts (left hangs lower) through a mile of frozen tundra of broken glass and rusty nails just to listen you piss in a tin can over a pay telephone collect, while playing the xbox of course....and when I hear your ahh of relief.....Ill yell acid flyers three times .... do the curly shuffle (in the frozen tundra....stark naked still)......and then hang up on you rudely

how bout them thar oranges?

Some things just come natural I guess.

damn... this is a nice thread!

here's why I deserve it.. I would use it as xmas gift for my 2 nephews. one of which had a stroke last year and has had a very hard time in the last year. This would make him a little happier. he likes games so this would give him something fun to do. There is a lot to this story but I won't get into all the details..

Alright, here goes my small story.


I was in a hard spot recently and decided to sell my xbox for family needs. My mother just got out of jail for $20,000 dollars worth of child support while my step father went to jail, but only after he purged my mom out with $3,000 cash. What did he go to jail for? Violation of an EPO my mother placed on him. My mother came to his doorstep begging for a place for her and the kids to stay, even though two months earlier she was forced by social services to get an EPO on him, or the kids would be taken. This was brought about by lies from my mother while acting insane without drugs. My stepfather would never touch my mother, but the opposite has been true many times. I'm sure a few of you guys know how the EPO bullshit goes. My stepfather ownes a small roofing company, so the purge money, and the money it took to get him out left him stranded with nothing to back his company up but his own 40 year old back.
When I went to the shop, they were ready to fork over $70. Right before the money was in my hand, the manager said "Wait, the company stickers are removed from the bottom." I lost out and went home broke because I decided to remove the stickers and take some duster to the machine a year ago. My little brother offered to trade me his xbox with the company stickers still attached so that I could sell the system and provide some basic needs to the household. Atleast we ate good that night. Well the short story is, the xbox broke down completely 1 week later, and he pretty much blames me. There I was, broke as a joke in front of my little brother who just doesn't understand. I don't know, maybe I did rip him off, maybe I didn't. My intentions weren't bad, and that's all that matters to me. I eventually sold everything I owned to help keep the house stable through that rough period of time, and bought the kid more food than his xbox was worth with everything I've sold.

I don't expect my little brother to understand the situation. How could you understand the concept of something being taken away from you at the age of 10, and having to take part of the fall? He got another xbox after the family stablized a bit, but it broke down 2 days after the purchase. It worked when it left the store, so there wasn't a refund.

I would love to tie up something that seems so silly to me, but so important to my brother. I know he may not be able to understand the situation I was placed in, but he will be able to understand the gesture of his older brother winning an xbox for him.

because I am a sexy babe.

ok you should give it to me cuz i play the games on it 50 times better than all these lame fucks...plus i won't waste the machine playing some fruity ass games, i only play the tight shit...

because acidflyers.com rules

I want it so I can resell it for a grand on ebay.

hey, at least I'm honest :)

seems like everyone will sell it on ebay.

Please can I have it :(

Give it to fucksakes!

100 xboxs

100 xbox stories, here's your tat.

http://www.fucksakes.net/tat.jpg

Hmmm....


here it is:

http://www.adultfansigns.com/door.jpg


That's my patio door...

Someone broke into my place last sunday... Every thing was stollen...My 2 PCs, my TV, my ipod...everything....

http://www.adultfansigns.com/tv-nomore.jpg


no more TV..no more PS2...

they even stole my christmas gifts....



and wanna know whats worse??? It happened while I was at my grandmother's funeral....

True story... :disgust
I had a bad week

damn that sucks bro, sorry to hear.

Damn SilverTab....thats harsh.....merry fuckin christmas eh....people these fuckin days....

hope things turn out .... and you get your shit back....hope the rest goes better for you

yeah I dunno man...this previous month has hitted me pretty hard...two weeks ago, I got robbed on the street...wallet was stollen...

seems like everything is happening it once...but this...I lost ton of work etc...it was just too much.. :disgust

thanks man..

hopefully things will be better now!...

get a dog...buy a gun....dig a moat....while your at the pet store for the dog...inquire about alligators

LOL :)

Worst thing is, there were 3 similar cases in my building, but, no forced entry...so I thought it was fishy and decided to change my lock....Well now im the first one with a shattered door...something's not right... :helpme

I will get a tatoo with your name and company info on my ass

icq in sig

Silvertab: are you serious? give me your epass and i'll send you 40 bucks

Hmm hard luck stories could win this I guess but why not just being myself and giving it a shot. I am a double amputee (lost the front of both feet to a lawn mower in 1990)and live in the middle of nowhere. I live on what I make on my websites and that aint much. This is a very rural county and I have no car so I depend on my dad to give me rides to the grocery store a few times a month. I have DirecTv and DSL so its not like im completely cut off from the world, but I spend ALOT of time here in my house alone and dont have much to do other than work on my sites surf the web and watch tv. I have a regular Xbox but the games I have are boring or I have already beaten them. I think an Xbox 360 would give me something else to do to make my life a little more exciting and less boring. Thanks fir considering me for this. Oh did I mention I havent gotten laid since 1995? lol

since rob said you can make up stories and shit, i can't even tell if some of you people are being serious or not...

but yo, if you are being serious... i have like 10 xbox games i have lying around collecting dust, i could send them to you if you want for free :2 cents:

so I smashed in some dudes patio door and stole 2 pcs, an ipod, tv, ps2, and some shitty ass underwear and socks this guy was gonna pass off as christmas gifts...to make matters worse the asshole at the pawnshop screws me over and wont even give me enough money to buy a XBOX360. So all I get outta the whole thing is the fun of smashing the patio door, which was alot of fun but not "xbox360 fun"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh okay now that was funny

...and if you decide not to choose my hardluck story above can you atleast send me the empty box so I can sell it on ebay??

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Of course im serious. I dont post alot of bullshit on here and no personal bullshit. And if you are ill sure take em. Ill even show you how serious I am. Ill put my mailing address on the board

Bill Severs
PO Box 38
Harned, KY 40144

Thank you :)

i just had sex with lex steele and my ass is sore so i need an xbox 360



w0rd

you better check my l33t3 postcount ! :pimp

I'm married...:(