250 xbox

I was watching g4 the night of the launch event and all these gangster rappers and pornstars were leaving the celebrity event with not one but two free xbox 360s, and my son and my fiance's kids asked me why they were getting a free xbox and i had to try and explain why us poor white trash folks weren't special enough and then i had to try and explain the wealth disparity in the country. it sucked trying to explain that to 4 kids, but i think i got my point across. rich people with power and money suck. And we still don't have an xbox 360. oh well.

Anyhow, I'm at Taco Bell about 2 weeks ago eating my lunch. I ate my delicious tacos and nachos and went out to my car, (a lucious '95 cavalier), it was snowing pretty hard that night and I am very lazy so I don't normally wipe off my windows at all. I figure once I get going the snow will blow off with the wind, so why bother spending 5 minutes wiping it off with a brush in the cold. Well, turns out that my lazy non-wiping habits bit me in the ass that evening. I put it into reverse and tried looking both ways before backing out, but with my car being caked in fucking snow, I couldn't really see much. So, I figured I'd pull out slow enough so anyone I was about to run over would move out of the way. Anyhow, to make a long story longer...

I ended up hitting the back tire on some dude's week old 4x4. I knew I hit rubber because my car bounced back in a way that it wouldn't had it hit metal. So, this guy gets out and starts screaming at me, calling me every name in the book for hitting his precious truck. Now normally I wouldn't mind being called every name in the book for doing something stupid like hitting another persons truck, but I had my two year old daughter in the backseat and really didn't want her to be repeating what this guy was calling me. (as you know two year old's are parrots, they'll repeat everything you say no matter what). So, I politely tell the dude to shut the fuck up as I have a young daughter in the backseat and I really don't want her calling me a "fucking retard" tomorrow because she heard you calling me this. So the dude is still pissed that I hit him, but now we are about 4 inches apart, fists clenched, about to let fucking fists fly. I was substantially larger than this little fella, but sometimes the little fellas are the craziest.

Anyhow, being a dad makes you think about consequences a bit more then not being a dad. I thought to myself, "It sure would feel good to break this jackasses jaw..." but then the little angel on my other shoulder was saying, "yeah it would feel good, but what kind of example are you setting for your daughter...", FUCK stupid angel was right.

So I said to the little fella, hey, let's not take this down a road, you do not want to go. Let's look at any damage and if there is any, I'll cover it for you. So he had calmed down a bit by now due in large part to the size difference between him and I and his realization that you don't fuck with a dad who is trying to protect his daughter.

So we look at the back of my car and there is not a scratch, we look at his truck and there is not a scratch. We both start feeling a lot better now as we got lucky. I hit his rear tire and thankfully was going slow enough to not cause any damage. We ended up exchanging information and that was that, or so I thought.

The next day he calls me and says I did about $400 worth of damage to the side panel of the bed of his truck. I had told him I would pay for damages, but thought we agreed that there was no damage, so all is well that ends well. I decided that I wasn't going to be a dick and stiff this guy, since I did hit him and I felt bad for doing so. So I went over to his house to inspect the damage, sure enough I had bent the metal in front of the tire in a bit and figured $400 was a reasonable amount for body work that needed to be done. So I paid the guy $400 and that is the end of that, no police were involved, no insurance companies just a happy ending to a shitty accident.

Why did I just tell you this? Well I believe in karma. I truely believe that if you are nice to others, then others will be nice to you. I put myself in that little dudes shoes and thought, if someone hit me, I'd be pissed, but if that someone admitted they fucked up and was repsonsible and honest enough to pay for it, then that is just a really nice guy.

So if you give me the xbox, you will prove my theory on karma and I will give you full credit for doing so!

great thread, hehe! i was laughing all the time... :)

So when ya sending me that 360?

If you end up picking me as the winner, just give it to an underprivileged child in your area. Thank you

Just got one of these toys. It's FUN!
(not the best for productivity however!)

:thumbsup

Anyone acutally win this thing?

i was wondering this too... :)

New years is Sunday so.........

bjjb: hit me up on icq plz

I'm such a loser I by private time with webcam girls and have them play MMORP games with me

HMMMM guess the contest is over

I want the Xbox because I'm going to sell it on Ebay and buy beer with the $$$.

Do I win?

Not me. Im gonna donate it to the childrens home here in town so that they too can become video game junkies :)

You two both realize that you're not going to win, right?

I don't want one, like I told you.. My 1st Xbox (Ver. 1.0) is already 5 pounds heavier because of the dust. But it's a nice Multimedia alternative. I play my DivX movies with it. :thumbsup

http://www.porn-sex-list.com/sony.jpg

I'm waiting for the PS3 instead. Was really disappointed with Microsoft. So Fuck the Xbox 360.

There's also a prize for the LAMEST story.
It's an invitation to visit this site:
http://republika.pl/web_4_all/

Yeah remember ive already agreed not to call you what you are. Kindler gentler for the new year is a goal of mine too. See the way I figure it you had your mind made up way before posting this BS in the first place. Another of your wonderful fucking bullshit contests. Just take the goddamned thing and give it to one of your butt buddies. Ooops did I say that?? Well... it aint exactly New Years yet :Oh crap

if you have played fear on pc the 360 is a huge letdown...you may already have the best gaming system right infront of you

Man that guys got mad design skillzzzzzzzz

Nice setup :thumbsup

But yet you still post in my thread. I love sheep. :thumbsup

This thread would have had 350 views and 45 replies if it weren't for NoCarrier and Bjjb...I love it!

Here sheepy, sheepy, sheepy..... :1orglaugh

Gimme the xbox and ill go the fuck away. The 2 most deserving people who posted here youve alreay said wont win it so its a fukking scam. Im just posting to let the world know. lol

Dumbass, I only replied twice in your lame contest thread. (This reply is #3 because you're an idiot). :1orglaugh

My first reply was sarcastic. You're too fucking stupid to even get it.

You can take you fake Xbox 360 and shove it up your ass. I'm pretty sure that's what you always wanted to do with it anyway.

I could tell you a story that would make you weep but I don't think their is enough time before the contest ends

Give it up dude! Rob is not giving out the 360 lol :-)

No offense, Rob. I think you are cool as shit. But you are procrastinating lol.
Give the damn thing to bjjb :-)

I wanna see pics to prove hes even got one. lmao

allmost got a seizure attack

How do I win? Can I just be a regular human being, or do I have to perform some tricks?

True story.

About 5 years ago my wife and I headed down to Miami, Florida from Toronto. As some of you know it is a very long trip, about 25-30 hours non-stop. I had done it twice before on my own and love long trips. This one however was different.

It was about 2-3am and we were on a dark stretch of highway, I think its I95 or I77, whichever goes across US south to Florida. This part of the highway was completely black, no lighting and my wife was asleep beside me. I had my seat leaned back, some music on and had the car on cruise control just so that I don't go over the speed limit. Suddently, up ahead in the darkness, I see a shape of a car but there's no lights on.

At this point I took off my cruise control and prepared for the worst. I was on the left speed lane and what I think was a burnt out car, turned sideways on the highway, I realized that I had to squeeze between the car and the center wall dividing the highway. I had a white, 240SX Nissan and all of a sudden you can hear a loud bang and screeching on both sides of the car. My wife jumped up in horror and at the moment I realized something very bad just happened.

She started freaking out asking what's going on and I started to freak and tell her that we hit something, the car is completely damaged and our long trip (about 20 hours south at this time) is probably over. She asked what did I hit and I told her, I think a car (to this day, I'm not 100% sure but I do have a distinct image in my mind).

She told me to pull over so that we can see if all is well and the condition of the car so I waited until I saw a highway telephone and I pulled up. At this time I felt like crying and so did she.

So we get out, walk around the car and nothing.. not a scratch on it.

To this day.. we both know what we saw, heard and felt however, we can't explain it. Some of our friends and family have said I was tired, it was a mirage or something but my wife was there to hear the noise, feel the impact and hear the screeching noise on both sides of our car.

Shove your xbox up your ass. I'll buy one. :)

oh and Happy New Year

He doesn't have one :1orglaugh

Some of you people amaze me.

Happy new year

I don't have money to buy one.

its just a late christmas present.

Come on Rob ....... Show pics

Ok 2 shooting deaths and 8 stabbings in my area last night, new years eve.
I need that xbox 360 so I don't have to go out to have fun :winkwink:

Damn man you oughta move. And people say we Americans are nutx lol

Please don't bump this thread, Rob wants to forget about it.

oooooooooooooooops I can see him now running all over town looking for someone that has one in stock lmfao :Oh crap

Rob will not pick me even though it would make him money

bump for rob lol

:1orglaugh He has to buy one at 30% off as well.

Moving would be good, butwhere to go is the question
other areas have thier shit happening
like some guy knifes his buddy to death and then goes after the cops so they shot and kill him.
or the dude down the street decides to beat the crap out his wife nd then pulls a knife on the cops whe they show, agian they shoot and kill him.

People are just fucking nuts no matter where you go

I think the moral of the story is, kill anyone you want but don't fuck with the police.

OBSESS MUCH!?!?!?!

You see, I have the power to choose who and when I give this Xbox to. I don't see why either of you are all over this thread as if you had a snowball's chance in hell. :321GFY

I feel like taking pictures of me bashing the shit out of it or better yet, dropping it off at some charity. Most of you are classless assmunchers.

We don't give a fuck about you imaginary Xbox. We just want you to keep your stupid promises.