allmost got a seizure attack

How do I win? Can I just be a regular human being, or do I have to perform some tricks?

True story.

About 5 years ago my wife and I headed down to Miami, Florida from Toronto. As some of you know it is a very long trip, about 25-30 hours non-stop. I had done it twice before on my own and love long trips. This one however was different.

It was about 2-3am and we were on a dark stretch of highway, I think its I95 or I77, whichever goes across US south to Florida. This part of the highway was completely black, no lighting and my wife was asleep beside me. I had my seat leaned back, some music on and had the car on cruise control just so that I don't go over the speed limit. Suddently, up ahead in the darkness, I see a shape of a car but there's no lights on.

At this point I took off my cruise control and prepared for the worst. I was on the left speed lane and what I think was a burnt out car, turned sideways on the highway, I realized that I had to squeeze between the car and the center wall dividing the highway. I had a white, 240SX Nissan and all of a sudden you can hear a loud bang and screeching on both sides of the car. My wife jumped up in horror and at the moment I realized something very bad just happened.

She started freaking out asking what's going on and I started to freak and tell her that we hit something, the car is completely damaged and our long trip (about 20 hours south at this time) is probably over. She asked what did I hit and I told her, I think a car (to this day, I'm not 100% sure but I do have a distinct image in my mind).

She told me to pull over so that we can see if all is well and the condition of the car so I waited until I saw a highway telephone and I pulled up. At this time I felt like crying and so did she.

So we get out, walk around the car and nothing.. not a scratch on it.

To this day.. we both know what we saw, heard and felt however, we can't explain it. Some of our friends and family have said I was tired, it was a mirage or something but my wife was there to hear the noise, feel the impact and hear the screeching noise on both sides of our car.

Shove your xbox up your ass. I'll buy one. :)

oh and Happy New Year

He doesn't have one :1orglaugh

Some of you people amaze me.

Happy new year

I don't have money to buy one.

its just a late christmas present.

Come on Rob ....... Show pics

Ok 2 shooting deaths and 8 stabbings in my area last night, new years eve.
I need that xbox 360 so I don't have to go out to have fun :winkwink:

Damn man you oughta move. And people say we Americans are nutx lol

Please don't bump this thread, Rob wants to forget about it.

oooooooooooooooops I can see him now running all over town looking for someone that has one in stock lmfao :Oh crap

Rob will not pick me even though it would make him money

bump for rob lol

:1orglaugh He has to buy one at 30% off as well.

Moving would be good, butwhere to go is the question
other areas have thier shit happening
like some guy knifes his buddy to death and then goes after the cops so they shot and kill him.
or the dude down the street decides to beat the crap out his wife nd then pulls a knife on the cops whe they show, agian they shoot and kill him.

People are just fucking nuts no matter where you go

I think the moral of the story is, kill anyone you want but don't fuck with the police.

OBSESS MUCH!?!?!?!

You see, I have the power to choose who and when I give this Xbox to. I don't see why either of you are all over this thread as if you had a snowball's chance in hell. :321GFY

I feel like taking pictures of me bashing the shit out of it or better yet, dropping it off at some charity. Most of you are classless assmunchers.

We don't give a fuck about you imaginary Xbox. We just want you to keep your stupid promises.

301 Imaginary Xbox 360

We don't give a fuck about you imaginary Xbox. We just want you to keep your stupid promises.

:pimp

And see thats the point. Most deserving was the point of this at first then you changed that. Make it up as you go along. I was as deserving as anyone in this thread based on your rules. But one of the first things you said in response to one of my posts was some smart ass shit that you aint getting it. How fucking fair is that. With the way you have run other "contests" I called bullshit on the whole thing. Youre so full of shit your eyeballs as well as your underwear is brown. DARK brown. lmao

Why not just throw in all the names who posted in a hat and pick one? Maybe cause you aint got one?? lol

why I should win ... a comment by bill:

just because I read the complete thread.. it was a tear jerker :(

so .. mail/icq/msg me to give you the address to send the xbox360 to

What, the hat or the Xbox ? :1orglaugh

I know why he waited until New Years Eve to pick a winner, he expected to receive an Xbox 360 from his grandma but all he got was a lousy shirt and an orange. So he's crying and can't keep his promise anymore.

both?? :1orglaugh

Rob, already giving up? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=553891

Hes been strangely quiet about this "giveaway".

See Print Adult for all your business card and flyer needs :thumbsup

He's propably bidding on Ebay right now. :winkwink:

Oh, I haven't forgotten about this thread. Why should I? You two morons are keeping it on page 1 and as much as you're obsessing about something you'll never get; I'll gladly let the contest run longer. :thumbsup

Show me ONE PLACE where I said I would give it out before or on new years day. Show me ONE TIME where I said, "here is the actual date." - good luck with that, ladies.

I already have a winner picked out. I have for quite some time but I was enjoying the page one mad views too long to announce it. :thumbsup

Thanks, Fellas. If you had companies (or even jobs) then I would return the favor. :thumbsup

P.S. You can call bullshit all you want...it really doesn't bother me one bit. Hell, you can call me a fucking lying piece of shit that doesn't have a fucking thing to give...oh well. Like the opinion of two internet junkies is going to affect my life in one way or another. Keep this shit on page one, yo! :thumbsup

Is this damn thing still going on??? Give out the damn prize already and if you don't have it then grow a set of balls, be a man, fess up and then STFU about it already.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Funny stuff! I publically announced that I sold my shares of Acidflyers and started a thread sending the business to Bad Munchkin. I am now back with Acid and we processed over 150 orders for the show. :thumbsup

Once again, any publicity is good publicity! Keep it come'n, ladies! :thumbsup

Once the ladies are done fighting over it....I'll announce the winner. :thumbsup

Ok bitch, here it is :

And I always mentionned that I don't give a damn about your fake Xbox contest, I just want you to keep your promises. Because looks like you can't even keep them. I had some faith in you, but looks like you are and always be a lame ass bullshitter after all.

:1orglaugh

I'm thinking around....
Sometime around....

Get a fucking clue, jackass.

As long as you two morons are keeping it on page one, why would I end the contest?

Says the sig whore. PRICELESS! :1orglaugh :thumbsup