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Evil Chris 04-02-2002 09:07 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
one time I was shaving my nuts and nicked my scrotum..hurt like fuckall.....

I also had a girl shaving my groin once and she sneeed and the razor nicked the head of my penis...it was bleeding like crazy...

I wax now...two razorblade/groin injuries was like a sign or something...........

Gee Sykk... thanks for that cool description.... A goth like yourself, I figured that you'd have more for us than just "I knicked my nuts one time"....

Get a picture and post it at least.... :glugglug

What I hate is when I cut my toe-nails way too short... now that fucking hurts!!!!!

:eek7

SykkBoy 04-02-2002 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by Evil Chris


What I hate is when I cut my toe-nails way too short... now that fucking hurts!!!!!


pussy


I could tell you about the time this chick tried to stick a crucifix up my butt and scraped a sharp edge against the underside of my nutsack...the day I took my fingertip off with a chef's knife while slicing lemons wasn't exactly a frolic through the park either....

Shianna 04-02-2002 10:19 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2


pussy


I could tell you about the time this chick tried to stick a crucifix up my butt and scraped a sharp edge against the underside of my nutsack...the day I took my fingertip off with a chef's knife while slicing lemons wasn't exactly a frolic through the park either....

:eek7

XXXPaysiteDesign 04-02-2002 10:50 PM

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Originally posted by Steve
true, paintball to the nutsack is a painful thing

I was running left to right across the field, looking to bunker the "last" guy on the other team. I believed we had already cleared the field. I was wrong, there was another guy left, and he was amazed to see me rumbling bumbling and stumbling at top speed towards him. He lit me up, and I took a few groin shots. The refs were all cringing, said I hit the ground and looked like a train wreck.

I played back the rest of the day.

Yeah, who ever it was that shot me didn't say anything to me, I think they ran off. All I remember is getting hit in the nuts, falling instantly screaming "I'M OUT I'M OUT" and basically crawling off of the field. I sat out for a couple games and got back into the action. Couldn't believe the color of my nut when I got home. Scared the shit out of me.

Juge 04-02-2002 11:02 PM

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Originally posted by Corona

'Ya know, I never really liked work, sooo, I don't think I'm going go...'
Peter Gibbons, Office Space

Office Space fucking rocks! :thumbsup

The worst pain I've ever felt is stomach pain - holy fuck, i'm ready to pack 'er in and say goodbye world when that stikes bad.

ZapMan 04-03-2002 02:01 AM

I have to say Kidney Stones it the number on worst pain. Other than having your toes smashed with a ballpean hammer by a funny looking italian guy!

But I have heard that passing stones is worse than childbirth

Muff 04-03-2002 04:53 AM

Aside from getting my pecker caught in my zipper numerous times.

I would have to go with the time a I fliped a Buick Park Avenue end over end knocked my front teeth out and fractured 8 vertabrates in my back.

The intial pain was none since I was unconcious but when I woke up in the hospital it was pretty painful.


The time I sliced the tendon in my leg was pretty painful too.

phogirl69 04-03-2002 05:07 AM

I'm lucky that I never felt a lot of physical pain yet...other than minor scrapes or cramps...

But the WORST is going to be when I have wisdom teeth taken out. I know I have to do it soon and I'm scared to DEATH! The dentist is going to poke my gums with a BIG SHARP needle and yank out my wisdom teeth... I think I am going to request to be put under full anastehesia so I don't have to be conscious. I would probably faint if I have to hear him yanking it out and see the blood :helpme

I'm soooo scared........ I heard this is considered surgery and could be dangerous and have a lot of complications. Oh God, I don't wanna die !!!!! :( :(

swedguy 04-03-2002 05:55 AM

Pain is just another form of pleasure :winkwink:

phogirl69 04-03-2002 05:59 AM

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Originally posted by phogirl69
I'm lucky that I never felt a lot of physical pain yet...other than minor scrapes or cramps...

But the WORST is going to be when I have wisdom teeth taken out. I know I have to do it soon and I'm scared to DEATH! The dentist is going to poke my gums with a BIG SHARP needle and yank out my wisdom teeth... I think I am going to request to be put under full anastehesia so I don't have to be conscious. I would probably faint if I have to hear him yanking it out and see the blood :helpme

I'm soooo scared........ I heard this is considered surgery and could be dangerous and have a lot of complications. Oh God, I don't wanna die !!!!! :( :(

If you've ever had your wisdom teeth pulled, please post your experience so I can be prepared and know what to expect..

Was it REALLY painful? Was there a lot of blood? Were the stitches painful? Even though I'm scared I still wanna know the truth....

ldinternet 04-03-2002 06:15 AM

phogirl, look here: http://www.animated-teeth.com/wisdom...h.htm#page.top

"a way of trying to reduce any discomfort associated with the injection a dentist will often first paint a skin numbing gel on your gums in the area in which the injection will be given."

the main thing is that you don't need to feel anything. so no worries. :thumbsup

madthumbs 04-03-2002 06:26 AM

my wizdom teeth are comin out in like 3 weeks .. shitty times ahead .. =/

phogirl69 04-03-2002 06:37 AM

Thanks for the link to that article! My wisdom teeth is still
party stuck under my gums so they'll probably have to "section"
it :helpme But it's cool to read what will happen during the procedure so I know what to expect. I know I'm a BIG WIMP
but I have a major dentist phobia!

phogirl69 04-03-2002 06:43 AM

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Originally posted by ldinternet
phogirl, look here: http://www.animated-teeth.com/wisdom...h.htm#page.top

"a way of trying to reduce any discomfort associated with the injection a dentist will often first paint a skin numbing gel on your gums in the area in which the injection will be given."

the main thing is that you don't need to feel anything. so no worries. :thumbsup

O'h yeah, I saw that part too (big relief) . Hopefully my dentist will have that numbing gel so he can rub it on my gums before he injects me. But he'll still have to "section" or "hammer" it out because i have "soft tissue impaction", yikes :(

baddog 04-03-2002 11:28 PM

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Originally posted by phogirl69


If you've ever had your wisdom teeth pulled, please post your experience so I can be prepared and know what to expect..

Was it REALLY painful? Was there a lot of blood? Were the stitches painful? Even though I'm scared I still wanna know the truth....

Fuck yes it hurts, after you come down. You will lose a lot of weight too, because you are not going to want to eat. Do not remember the blood issue, probably because I was in so much pain that the blood did not matter.

Of course, that was nothing compared to the oral surgery required for receding gums, or the shoulder surgery, or drinking grapefruit juice two days after having my tonsils removed.

That was not a very smart move at all.

XXXPaysiteDesign 04-03-2002 11:36 PM

LOL! I don't know who your doctor is but having my wisdom teeth pulled was a breeze. There was no real pain because the doctor prescribed some pain meds for me. The only real problem is when the stitches come out on their own. Then you're left with big holes in the back of your mouth for your mashed potatoes, soups, or whatever the fuck soft food you plan to be eating to get stuck in. Great fun washing it out though. :2 cents:

buster 04-04-2002 12:36 AM

ive owned a tree company for ten years so ive seen alot and also had alot happin to me.
my worst was my right hand got cuaght in a engines radiator fan at full rpm. many broken bones in my hand but what hurt the most was when the fan hit me the fist time it sliced off 4 finger nails to start with before it broke all the bones.

broken skull and ripped my bottem lip half way off in a "fight."
broken jaw that hurt real bad " fight "
broke left thumb and wrist in a fight
yes i like to fight " i tried to fight 2 assholes at the vegas show driving fucking old people scooters around but they would not go.

but the worst thing i ever saw was my climber was forty foot up and the tree broke below him and when he hit the ground his hands broke off his arms and the bones went striaght into the ground and his skin and hands were pushed up passed his elbows. but the worst part is he was screaming that his gut hurt and i was standing there saying to my self dude your fucking arms are hurting me . but he had bursted his kidneys and spleen . he is still alive 18 hours of trama surgery $180,000. in med bills and he climbs trees again.

oh ya a farmer shot me in the back with salt rock that hurt

PersianKitty 04-04-2002 12:49 AM

Try childbirth...or for the guys out there.. try the thought of passing something the size of a grapefruit through your penis....slowly..over several hours.. days even.


As far as tattoos go.. the one I have around my ankle was pretty painful. I have a high pain threshold, but when he was doing the lining around the front and the back of my ankle I was sweating it pretty bad. Then the guy told me it was one of the worst places to have done and that alot of guys will make him stop after the first line.

[Labret] 04-04-2002 12:57 AM

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Originally posted by buster
striaght into the ground and his skin and hands were pushed up passed his elbows
That is gruesome. :uhoh

When I was 16 I was in a car accident where the vehicle rolled.

When I crawled out of the vehicle I looked down and saw that the back of my hand had been ripped off from my knuckeld down to the bone and peeled back to just past my wrist. All my tendons were severed so my hand just flopped around. I flopped it over to look at the underside and 2 fingers dangled as they had been cut from underneath and chopped thru the bone but were still attached by the skin and meat that comprised the top of my middle finger and ring finger.

A year of surgery and physical therapy later, hand is all good and only have a slight scar on the back of my hand.

Was on tylox for months. The greatest pain killer of all time.

[Labret] 04-04-2002 01:01 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by PersianKitty

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As far as tattoos go.. the one I have around my ankle was pretty painful.

The worst place, inside of elbow... ya know where they take blood from... I thought I was going to cry like a 6 year old girl.

UnseenWorld 04-04-2002 01:10 AM

It's hard to beat a really bad toothache.

wildjohn999 04-04-2002 02:04 AM

Try cutting up and handling any hot pepper (especially habanero) then take a piss without washing your hands first. Talk about fire dick!

Sly_RJ 04-04-2002 11:06 AM

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Originally posted by Squishy
Ever had you stomach checked for bleeding in the ER? This hurts real, real bad. The take a piece of plastic tubing about 3/4" wide, coat it with KY jelly, then stick it UP YOUR FUCKING NOSE, through your sinuses, down your throat, take a fluid sample, and then pull it back out...better than Disneyland. Avoid this if at all possible.
Had this many times. It's more of a discomfort than a pain.

Having a baby sounds pretty painful to me, ladies?

BruceM 04-05-2002 04:12 AM

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Originally posted by XXXPaysiteDesign
I took a paintball to my left nut while holding my gun in the air because I was already out. To make it even better the person who shot me was on my team. Close range.

My nut turned dark purple and I couldn't run for a week.

Sorry, but that made me fucking laugh my ass off just now! :1orglaugh

^R3K^ 04-05-2002 04:16 AM

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Originally posted by buster
ive owned a tree company for ten years so ive seen alot and also had alot happin to me.
my worst was my right hand got cuaght in a engines radiator fan at full rpm. many broken bones in my hand but what hurt the most was when the fan hit me the fist time it sliced off 4 finger nails to start with before it broke all the bones.

broken skull and ripped my bottem lip half way off in a "fight."
broken jaw that hurt real bad " fight "
broke left thumb and wrist in a fight
yes i like to fight " i tried to fight 2 assholes at the vegas show driving fucking old people scooters around but they would not go.

but the worst thing i ever saw was my climber was forty foot up and the tree broke below him and when he hit the ground his hands broke off his arms and the bones went striaght into the ground and his skin and hands were pushed up passed his elbows. but the worst part is he was screaming that his gut hurt and i was standing there saying to my self dude your fucking arms are hurting me . but he had bursted his kidneys and spleen . he is still alive 18 hours of trama surgery $180,000. in med bills and he climbs trees again.

oh ya a farmer shot me in the back with salt rock that hurt


Dude!!! with all that You must be a hard dude to look at :Graucho

LukieD 04-05-2002 04:30 AM

I cut from the beginning of my nail on my thumb diagonally down with a rusty pen knife. That hurt like a bitch, but then afterwards when it was growing back, and the flesh grew too much because there was no nail to stop it they had to get rid of it with acid. That hurt a ridiculous amount!


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