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Doctor Dre 12-31-2005 11:53 PM

Nice kitchen . I've got the stainless all over and gas convetion oven, but I have yet to get it THAT pimped out ;)

Easton 12-31-2005 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
Nice kitchen . I've got the stainless all over and gas convetion oven, but I have yet to get it THAT pimped out ;)

thanks bro, the fuckin sub-zero fridge alone set me back $7k... and all i do is keep my beer in it... LOL

datatank 12-31-2005 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Easton
yeah right :winkwink:

Happy New Year to you too, only 15 mins to go here!



Seeya got to take the Dog to the bar.
He has only had a few NYE's

RAM 01-01-2006 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton
a few minutes ago... i'm kinda stoked to see it arrive

it should fill the "health" room in the house nicely! :pimp

Congrats on the bed and Happy New Year :thumbsup

Doctor Dre 01-01-2006 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton
thanks bro, the fuckin sub-zero fridge alone set me back $7k... and all i do is keep my beer in it... LOL

lol
Mine wasn't THAT much ;) My oven thought is really pimped out, really hard to beat. You'd have to have a restaurent oven to beat that, and that'd cost a shitload in insurance ;)

I cook a lot.

Too bad you have that kitchen and you don't cook much

Easton 01-01-2006 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
lol
Mine wasn't THAT much ;) My oven thought is really pimped out, really hard to beat. You'd have to have a restaurent oven to beat that, and that'd cost a shitload in insurance ;)

I cook a lot.

Too bad you have that kitchen and you don't cook much

it's just for show :pimp

nah, all kidding aside, my GF loves to cook up a storm in there... today she made home-made cookies!

Alleged Indecent Exposure 01-01-2006 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton
since you asked, here's a glimpse at the kitchen from thanksgiving


Odd.

I don't know anybody that takes pictures of just the "food" on thanksgiving.

Very, very strange.


I can see taking pictures of people (with the food in the picture) but a picture of just the food, that is simply creepy.

The number one sign that you are lonely is when ?food? is the subject of your holiday photographs.

Easton 01-01-2006 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Alleged Indecent Exposure
Odd.

I don't know anybody that takes pictures of just the "food" on thanksgiving.

Very, very strange.


I can see taking pictures of people (with the food in the picture) but a picture of just the food, that is simply creepy.

The number one sign that you are lonely is when ?food? is the subject of your holiday photographs.

whatever - it was one of many we took to show the family the new house, and you seem to be the only one that has a problem with it

let's see your kitchen then :winkwink:

TheJimmy 01-01-2006 12:45 AM

Nice pic man, congrats on the new casa...

I'm still a n00bie to the valley of the sun, but took a visiting family member up a few weeks back up to the cavecreek area (to the horny toad) and was impressed by some of the casa-worthiness of that area...

:thumbsup

4k sq ft is some nice space

Easton 01-01-2006 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by TheJimmy
Nice pic man, congrats on the new casa...

I'm still a n00bie to the valley of the sun, but took a visiting family member up a few weeks back up to the cavecreek area (to the horny toad) and was impressed by some of the casa-worthiness of that area...

:thumbsup

4k sq ft is some nice space


holy shit, we live in Cave Creek... and hit the Horny Toad every so often for a bite... small world :thumbsup

Alleged Indecent Exposure 01-01-2006 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton
whatever - it was one of many we took to show the family the new house, and you seem to be the only one that has a problem with it

let's see your kitchen then :winkwink:


I think you need to establish genuine relationships with some genuine people, and fast. Otherwise, all of your holiday pictures will be of inanimate objects. That is so sad.

Another bizarre thing is that you think a house, pool, kitchen or car can fill the void in your soul.

You do realize that no matter what, there is always someone who has a bigger house, a nicer pool, a hotter wife and a better life.

Your priorities are twisted. Get yourself straight you lonely, lonely man.

TheJimmy 01-01-2006 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton
holy shit, we live in Cave Creek... and hit the Horny Toad every so often for a bite... small world :thumbsup

haha totally small world...

I gotta stop by and pickup a t-shirt from the "Bad Donkey" with my father in law when he comes to visit in a few weeks... We saw that joint but didn't have time to stop in for t-shirts last time he was in town...


Great steaks up at the horny toad...

:thumbsup

only downside it's a 20min drive from where I'm at...worth it though on a weekend...

Easton 01-01-2006 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Alleged Indecent Exposure
I think you need to establish genuine relationships with some genuine people, and fast. Otherwise, all of your holiday pictures will be of inanimate objects. That is so sad.

Another bizarre thing is that you think a house, pool, kitchen or car can fill the void in your soul.

You do realize that no matter what, there is always someone who has a bigger house, a nicer pool, a hotter wife and a better life.

Your priorities are twisted. Get yourself straight you lonely, lonely man.

you are right! and nobody on GFY knows who i am... it makes me so sad

Easton 01-01-2006 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by TheJimmy
haha totally small world...

I gotta stop by and pickup a t-shirt from the "Bad Donkey" with my father in law when he comes to visit in a few weeks... We saw that joint but didn't have time to stop in for t-shirts last time he was in town...


Great steaks up at the horny toad...

:thumbsup

only downside it's a 20min drive from where I'm at...worth it though on a weekend...

right on... you go up Scottsdale Rd. to Carefree Highway or take I-17?

either way it's wicked fin up there on weekends... old western town charm

TheJimmy 01-01-2006 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton
right on... you go up Scottsdale Rd. to Carefree Highway or take I-17?

either way it's wicked fin up there on weekends... old western town charm

we drove up whatever mapquest told us to do from scottsdale/paradise valley, I forget honestly, I was just driving--the woman was navigating....driving for me is 'relax space out time'...was only about 20-30ish to get up there though...

I love the old western vibe up there, reminds me of Tucson in a way, but closer to civilization and such being so close to Phx...

Alleged Indecent Exposure 01-01-2006 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton
you are right! and nobody on GFY knows who i am... it makes me so sad


Another symptom of a severely lonely, depressed man ?

Taking pictures of yourself, alone in a hot tub.

How much would you pay for an authentic relationship with another human being?

Does it temporarily ease your pain to share pics of things that will be taken away tomorrow?

Do you think anybody cares about you as a person? Ya, right.

Easton 01-01-2006 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Alleged Indecent Exposure
Another symptom of a severely lonely, depressed man ?

Taking pictures of yourself, alone in a hot tub.

How much would you pay for an authentic relationship with another human being?

Does it temporarily ease your pain to share pics of things that will be taken away tomorrow?

Do you think anybody cares about you as a person? Ya, right.

OMG you crack me up... who do you think took that pic of me? LOL

my GF of course... if you knew anything or anyone in this biz, you'd know that about me already... two and a half years and counting with her

so how is life in your parent's basement?

Alleged Indecent Exposure 01-01-2006 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton
OMG you crack me up... who do you think took that pic of me? LOL

my GF of course... if you knew anything or anyone in this biz, you'd know that about me already... two and a half years and counting with her

so how is life in your parent's basement?



So, how is life with a girl who is not interested in you as a person?

Did you see the pic of yourself? You are not a good looking person. You aren't even average.

If you are able to fool her into thinking you have money so that she will hang around, goo fo you! Just know that it is the illusion of money that she is committed to you lonely guy.

People in the biz only talk to you because you are in the biz. Now you know that without being able to offer a business relationship, you would be completely alone.

Easton 01-01-2006 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Alleged Indecent Exposure
So, how is life with a girl who is not interested in you as a person?

Did you see the pic of yourself? You are not a good looking person. You aren't even average.

If you are able to fool her into thinking you have money so that she will hang around, goo fo you! Just know that it is the illusion of money that she is committed to you lonely guy.

People in the biz only talk to you because you are in the biz. Now you know that without being able to offer a business relationship, you would be completely alone.

OK who's crack-job fake nick is this??? LOL

Alleged Indecent Exposure 01-01-2006 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton
my GF of course... if you knew anything or anyone in this biz, you'd know that about me already... two and a half years and counting with her

Notice how it has been two and a half years and the two of you somehow have decided that it still isn't enough time to figure out if you should get married?

What the problem is?

Do you suspect she only wants half? Guess what, you are right! She is only with you because you can provide for her. Once you get married, she won't need to put up with your anemic personality anymore.

How sad does it make you feel to know that nobody cares about you, but they still put up with you and your pathetic body, personality and face. Who does what's left of your hair? How many people would consider you a great friend? Would you be surprised to find out that nobody would consider you a great friend?

How surprised would you be to know that almost everyone laughs at you behind your back?

Alleged Indecent Exposure 01-01-2006 04:53 AM

Any more pics to boost your frail ego? Sorry to shatter the illusion that you are "somebody" but it is for the best.

Where are the people that most often help keep your pathetic illusion alive?

Look at your mid-section and tell me who would be attracted to it?

What about that face of yours? It is so blah looking! How can you look at yourself in a mirror and think that a woman would be attracted to you?

What is worse, is your hair. What woman wants an ugly dude with a pathetic body and a non existent hairline?

That is correct! No Woman.


How many men have you slept with? Don't lie you dirty fag.

Ok, include the men you satisfied with your mouth or hand you nut case.

Manowar 01-01-2006 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet
Good luck with the bed! :thumbsup

http://www.faptown.com/vlcsnap-1911717.png


hahah what films that from?

Alleged Indecent Exposure 01-01-2006 05:11 AM

How is the tan going fag?

Do you have a man put lotion on you? Do you insist that he sucks you off before you pay him?

Alleged Indecent Exposure 01-01-2006 05:28 AM

Isn't it funny how you think there is nothing wrong with posting pics of your kitchen on gfy?

Seriously, how many people do you know do that? I've never seen it before. You must be extra insecure. Right?

Nobody brags on gfy unless they have severe mental problems. Nice kitchen! Too bad it looks as though all the food was bought at a store and then warmed up in the oven. Pathetic.

I hope your girlfriend figures you out before wasting too much time. I feel so sorry for her. You deserve your life of loneliness. Your personality should be burned alive.

Peaches 01-01-2006 06:02 AM

I've posted pictures of my kitchen here before and it's tiny! People asked him for pictures of the new house, he posted one. Get over it. Easton and his girlfriend are two of the top people in this biz and if you think for a minute they spend their time alone unless they want to be alone, you are clueless.

And knowing his girlfriend, there's not a damn finished food product on that kitchen table that was bought at a store, lol!

Why all the hate on Easton today?

Quotealex 01-01-2006 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Alleged Indecent Exposure
If you are able to fool her into thinking you have money so that she will hang around, goo fo you! Just know that it is the illusion of money that she is committed to you lonely guy.

LOL. If you only knew the amount money and wealth Easton's GF had..

Alleged Indecent Exposure 01-01-2006 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Peaches
I've posted pictures of my kitchen here before and it's tiny! People asked him for pictures of the new house, he posted one. Get over it. Easton and his girlfriend are two of the top people in this biz and if you think for a minute they spend their time alone unless they want to be alone, you are clueless.


Excuse me, but did you read this thread?

Maybe you posted a pic of your kitchen, but did you then drop the price of your seven thousand dollar ?sub-zero? fridge? Did you also talk about your new tanning bed and how much it cost? What about the square footage of your house? What about your pool and hot tub? Did you tell everyone that the pool costs more than everyone on gfy makes in a year? Hmmmm?

This clown has some major inferiority problems. His insecurity reveals his concern for his inadequacies (which appear to be many).
Not only is this loser overcompensating, but he is obviously a major douche bag. Get this and get it good, you are not his friend. He has no friends, just people that don?t want to burn business bridges. His girlfriend hates him. She puts up with him for the amenities.

He also has some significant information to share with her but has decided that he better keep it a secret or she might leave him. That lying prick.

Translation 01-01-2006 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton
thanks bro, the fuckin sub-zero fridge alone set me back $7k... and all i do is keep my beer in it... LOL

you mean it set sheri back. i can't believe she carries your worthless ass.

Drake 01-01-2006 09:47 AM

How much does a house like that cost? It's very nice

Alleged Indecent Exposure 01-01-2006 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Easton
you are right! and nobody on GFY knows who i am... it makes me so sad

Read carefully. Who cares how many people know you? Everyone knows who Osama bin Laden is. Does that make him a great guy? Honestly, you think that because people recognize you that you have friends? Nobody cares about you. I think you know that this is true. Quit insisting that you have significant interpersonal relationships when you clearly don't. Business relationships do not count. Those people are only in it for the money (like your girlfriend).

I say you tell your girlfriend before someone else does. Either way, she will be done with you and your out of shape ass.

Violetta 01-01-2006 09:56 AM

I haven't seen the sun in ages, so I want one too!

Alleged Indecent Exposure 01-01-2006 09:59 AM

Easton is a fucking snag. His girlfriend will confirm this once he reveals his ?almighty? secret. The truth will set him into a downward spiral that nothing can stop.

Peaches 01-01-2006 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Alleged Indecent Exposure
Excuse me, but did you read this thread?

Maybe you posted a pic of your kitchen, but did you then drop the price of your seven thousand dollar ?sub-zero? fridge? Did you also talk about your new tanning bed and how much it cost? What about the square footage of your house? What about your pool and hot tub? Did you tell everyone that the pool costs more than everyone on gfy makes in a year? Hmmmm?

This clown has some major inferiority problems. His insecurity reveals his concern for his inadequacies (which appear to be many).
Not only is this loser overcompensating, but he is obviously a major douche bag. Get this and get it good, you are not his friend. He has no friends, just people that don?t want to burn business bridges. His girlfriend hates him. She puts up with him for the amenities.

He also has some significant information to share with her but has decided that he better keep it a secret or she might leave him. That lying prick.

Actually I have done all that too. When I was buying my generator, I asked if anyone had any experience with them, I gave my options and prices.

Also told what I spent on my fridge because I was glad I got such a good deal on it that I could get a dishwasher too :)

4000 sq ft isn't that big a house, so it's hardly bragging.

I don't do business with Easton. I happen to like he and his girlfriend because they are nice people and I hope they feel the same way. If they don't, that's thier loss :winkwink:

Sounds like you have some serious envy issues going on here :(

Quotealex 01-01-2006 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Alleged Indecent Exposure
Excuse me, but did you read this thread?

Maybe you posted a pic of your kitchen, but did you then drop the price of your seven thousand dollar ?sub-zero? fridge? Did you also talk about your new tanning bed and how much it cost? What about the square footage of your house? What about your pool and hot tub? Did you tell everyone that the pool costs more than everyone on gfy makes in a year? Hmmmm?

I don't see anything wrong about stating the prices of their riches, people have been doing it here since this board was created. What's your beef with Easton?

icedemon 01-01-2006 10:21 AM

From that pic of you in the hottub, I see why you bought the tanning bed now.

Alleged Indecent Exposure 01-01-2006 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Peaches
I don't do business with Easton. I happen to like he and his girlfriend because they are nice people and I hope they feel the same way. If they don't, that's thier loss :winkwink:

Sounds like you have some serious envy issues going on here :(



Look Peachy, I like you but your defense of this skin rash is ridiculous. How is it that you know Easton? Through business contacts? I rest my case.

Just because I point out his obvious problems doesn?t make me ?envious.? I wouldn?t trade places with that loser - ever. He doesn?t earn more than me and he has a sack load of problems that I don?t need. His biggest problem is yet to be dealt with.

You might like his girlfriend but I am sure that you do not like him. How many times have you thought about spending a free day with that dolt? Never. I know.

His girlfriend is sweet. She doesn't deserve a bitch punk boyfriend like that. He better start confessing soon or someone will do it for him. Say bye, bye to the one person who is best at making you think they care about you Easton.

stickyfingerz 01-01-2006 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Manowar
hahah what films that from?

European Deuce Bigalow. :winkwink:

Alleged Indecent Exposure 01-01-2006 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex from Montreal
I don't see anything wrong about stating the prices of their riches, people have been doing it here since this board was created. What's your beef with Easton?



I don't care about your ignorance.

The only people that do that sort of thing have major psychological problems.

If you find yourself boasting on gfy, you most likely don't have any friends (like Easton) and feel the need to seek affirmation from anonymous board members and gfy business associates who honestly don?t give two shits.

Alex, do you genuinely care about Easton? Is he a very good friend of yours? Are you simply brownnosing someone you believe can help you in the business? I thought so.

stickyfingerz 01-01-2006 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Alleged Indecent Exposure
I think you need to establish genuine relationships with some genuine people, and fast. Otherwise, all of your holiday pictures will be of inanimate objects. That is so sad.

Another bizarre thing is that you think a house, pool, kitchen or car can fill the void in your soul.

You do realize that no matter what, there is always someone who has a bigger house, a nicer pool, a hotter wife and a better life.

Your priorities are twisted. Get yourself straight you lonely, lonely man.

Dude there is something wrong with you. I take pictures of just our house, and we took pics of our Thanksgiving spread. We also take family pictures, but I doubt I would post many pics of my wife and kids on a adult webmaster board. He was sharing his new house with GFY, and you find some dumb negative twist to put on it. Weak.

adultchica 01-01-2006 10:36 AM

Hey I hope that tanning machine helps you out, since the sun doesn't tan you enough in Arizona :upsidedow


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