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bdld 01-04-2006 02:47 PM

i'd say your chances have improved.

GlydeGirl 01-04-2006 02:49 PM

When I was a waitress, I took my job very seriously and always gave the best customer service possible. As such, I usually made more money than the girls who showed lots more t-n-a but weren't as prompt or attentive.

Whenever I got tipped really well, I always took it to be a comment on my service, not as a back door into my pants. As such, I NEVER fucked any of my big tippers.

If you want to use that method and guarantee better results, why not just hire a cheap escort, take her to the bar, and make her go get your drinks all night. Then, when you're ready for action, give her the hundred and book it to the nearest hotel room.

FYI... waitresses aren't hookers!

sfera 01-04-2006 02:53 PM

100 for tip? how much was the bill, u got played son

sickkittens 01-04-2006 03:03 PM

Nope. Her and her bf will be having a decent night out though thanks to you.

Mpegmaster 01-04-2006 03:49 PM

Airek is my hero :winkwink:

flashfire 01-04-2006 03:50 PM

what a sucker

theloader 01-05-2006 12:04 AM

i am a waitress send tips to my epassporte

Adultnet 01-05-2006 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Odie
amen to that!!! :thumbsup

to add to that, if she is as cute as you say, don't you think maybe you're not the first person to give her a $100 tip? If she's a good server, she'll keep you coming back and get you to spend MORE money at the bar AND tip her well again. Just b/c you tipped her well the first time doesn't mean that you're gonna do it again. If she's smart, she'll wait and see if you were just trying to be a shooter or if you really are a shooter....that's if that's all she cares about. Money talks in some situations but if she's a nice girl, that $100 tip made her day and she's hoping that you come back to do it again but that's about it. :2 cents:

Trust me he was the first :)

ricks 01-05-2006 12:24 AM

I leave alot of $100 tips, but only on $500 tabs.

facialfreak 01-05-2006 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
you shoulda jsut been yourself and spit game. so many cute girls intimidate men and hardly no one talks to them except for catcalling and the occassional copout "dayummmm!" if you were yourself and just acted interested and nice to her and found something about her that interested you enough to stick your penis in her, i bet that she woulda gave you her number if she wasn't married or had a bf or something. its amazing how many cute girls are not approached by guys because the guys are afraid to be rejected.

WERD!

I realized this in my senior year of HS ....

Man, was University ever fun !!! :winkwink:

adultchica 01-05-2006 12:34 AM

You should have just told her you had me at hello

webcrawler 01-05-2006 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete
Think I'll get laid? I fuckin better for that much money!

Was the $100 for an extra-ordinary service rendered? :)

reed_4 01-05-2006 02:39 AM

You would get laid only if that waitress is a whore.

Georgino 01-05-2006 03:06 AM

It's fine,I'm also waiter.x

blazin 01-05-2006 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nydahl
I know that feeling - sometimes I also can't resist to play pimp.
I am probbaly getting old

That's not playing at being a pimp.... it's playing at being a trick :1orglaugh


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