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earth to RayBonga, I can only count one vote per user. If there will be more votes from the same user appearing, I will only take in mind the first one. |
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I'm crying. I vote for this one! |
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Do you see the size of that fucking cookie? |
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I'm really enjoying posting and seeing all the funny pics posted, so I'll just keep at it even if I don't win anything :thumbsup |
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When Ernie came home with the news that he'd gotten laid for the
first time, his mother was less than pleased. Slapping him across the face, she sent him off to his room without any supper. When Ernie's father got home and heard the news, he went up to see his son. "Well, my boy," he admonished, secretly pleased, "I hope you learned something from this experience." "You bet I did dad," admitted his son. "Next time I use Vaseline ... my ass is killing me!" |
A Canadian is having his breakfast (coffee, croissants,
bread, butter and jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Canadian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. American: "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?" Canadian (in a bad mood): "Of course." American: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. In America, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada." The American has a smirk on his face. The Canadian listens in silence. The American persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??" Canadian: "Of Course." American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chucklling) "We don't. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds,and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Canada." The Canadian then asks: "Do you have sex in America?" American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk. Canadian: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" American: "We throw them away, of course." Canadian: "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America." |
A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."
The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!" |
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NO offence at all man! some of yours are really cool! Plus If you enjoy this, than I feel even better because this thread meets its goal. Just keep rolin' and have fun! |
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Just a shame that there aren't more posts. What you're waiting for GFY, share your funnies :winkwink: |
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The last two pieces, 130 and 131, that is a hard stuff... |
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