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TheGoldenChild 01-27-2006 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez
That was such a popular song at weddings in the early 80's. I know firsthand :helpme

OH I KNOW!

I was a wedding DJ for a year or two part time.
That song coupled with the "Electric Slide" gave me an unpleasant feeling in my tummy...and still does!

Those songs also remind me of all the bridesmaids I ended up fucking by the back dumpster of most country clubs.

There was nothing better than lifting up a Bridesmaid's dress and plowing her until the sun came up in my old Subaru XT Turbo

Now Jay, I am TRULY showing my age!

MikeVega 01-27-2006 08:29 AM

that's a tough poll ... :helpme

I pick the pussy cat dolls .. that fucking drives me crazy ..:mad:

CaptainHowdy 01-27-2006 08:29 AM

Its hell... any of those would fit the punishment... ;(

Pipecrew 01-27-2006 08:36 AM

The Roof is on Fire

EroticySteve 01-27-2006 08:41 AM

Any of those would be good. I'd probably play anything from any pop icon fad.

Imagine 24 hours at a time of bad music?

In life death is an escape. What the hell do you do when you're damned to a life in hell? That's got to suck.

GUNNER 01-27-2006 09:13 AM

I had to go with Poison. At least there are guitars in the song. Same with Creed I know, but thinking of hearing Arms Wide Open for eternity has me seriously considering attending church again. My minister is the one and only, the one and ugly... Reverend Horton Heat.

Sarah_Jayne 01-27-2006 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dunefield
The crazy frog song...

omg that is my vote too!

Oracle Porn 01-27-2006 10:26 AM

none of the above

Abyss_Vee 01-27-2006 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos
Macarana.......

eh macarana

i think im gonna have nightmares now

LaurieX 01-27-2006 10:39 AM

Who let the dogs out? who? who? who? who?:repuke

JFK 01-27-2006 10:43 AM

Fitty...............DJ's in Hell:feels-hot :feels-hot

TinaBallina 01-27-2006 12:04 PM

Don't get me wrong, I like this song (I should actually say I did like it) but good lord I am haunted by it from the OCCash crew on a regular basis:

Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana.
I took her to my house and told her strip
Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.
I said, "Bitch!!! Do what you want
Cause this true blue mack won't even front".
I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum
Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none
I'm trying to get freaky cause I love the funk
My dick is big and her nigga had a little one,
I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun.
I know you stop and wonder just what it is..
It's the California lifestyle that I live.

xoxoxo

HollywoodChris 01-27-2006 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinaBallina
Don't get me wrong, I like this song (I should actually say I did like it) but good lord I am haunted by it from the OCCash crew on a regular basis:

Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana.
I took her to my house and told her strip
Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.
I said, "Bitch!!! Do what you want
Cause this true blue mack won't even front".
I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum
Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none
I'm trying to get freaky cause I love the funk
My dick is big and her nigga had a little one,
I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun.
I know you stop and wonder just what it is..
It's the California lifestyle that I live.

xoxoxo

TTTSC indahouse!! great song... first time I heard that TS song I was 15 in Tampa at the tropicana with 4 hookers watching them smoke crack. One girl looked over at me and said "YO YO, turn it up cool"

"Arm Wide Open" - Creed
what a shitty band... I think it's worse that people actually think they sound good.

xxxjay 01-27-2006 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinaBallina
Don't get me wrong, I like this song (I should actually say I did like it) but good lord I am haunted by it from the OCCash crew on a regular basis:

Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana.
I took her to my house and told her strip
Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.
I said, "Bitch!!! Do what you want
Cause this true blue mack won't even front".
I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum
Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none
I'm trying to get freaky cause I love the funk
My dick is big and her nigga had a little one,
I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun.
I know you stop and wonder just what it is..
It's the California lifestyle that I live.

xoxoxo

Sometimes the truth is said in jest.

TinaBallina 01-27-2006 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay
Sometimes the truth is said in jest.

Dearest Jay,

You obviously have me mistaken with one of your many plebeians. Remember, an ignoble child cannot grow up to be a king, a queen or even a princess so please don't confuse me with one.

Princess Ballina
xo

_Danielle_ 01-27-2006 04:14 PM

I'm going with Golddigger on this one!

I haven't heard Poison in the club! Especially unskinny bop for that matter!

Don't cha is bad but, they don't play it nearly as much as they do Golddigger.

TinaBallina 01-27-2006 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Danielle_
I'm going with Golddigger on this one!

I haven't heard Poison in the club! Especially unskinny bop for that matter!

Don't cha is bad but, they don't play it nearly as much as they do Golddigger.

Good one babe......xo....miss you sweetie....xo

_Danielle_ 01-27-2006 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinaBallina
Good one babe......xo....miss you sweetie....xo



Hey Mama!!

XXOO

We need to get together! I was thinking of making it up there soon!
Possibly next weekend!!:)

TinaBallina 01-27-2006 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Danielle_
Hey Mama!!

XXOO

We need to get together! I was thinking of making it up there soon!
Possibly next weekend!!:)

Let me know, you should stay with Leslie and me, we have the room girl....you have my cell, you better use it or else....

xoxoxo

fl_prn_str 01-27-2006 04:47 PM

If God is a DJ
Life is a dance floor
Love is the rhythm
You are the music
If God is a DJ
Life is a dance floor
You get what you're given
It's all how you use it


Pink

Jace 01-27-2006 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fl_prn_str
If God is a DJ
Life is a dance floor
Love is the rhythm
You are the music
If God is a DJ
Life is a dance floor
You get what you're given
It's all how you use it


Pink

the ONLY thing good that ever came out of her mouth were those lyrics

and I would guess that she probably didn't even write that song

Monique Niccole 01-27-2006 04:55 PM

Creed -- Arms Wide Open

You've got the double whammy that it's a shitty song, plus they're a sort of mainstreamed Christian rock group. The Devil could play a constant loop of the video where Scott Stapp looks like Jesus in the desert.

It would be like taunting and torturing the damned on every sensory level possible.

JenniDahling 01-27-2006 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinaBallina
Don't get me wrong, I like this song (I should actually say I did like it) but good lord I am haunted by it from the OCCash crew on a regular basis:

Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana.
I took her to my house and told her strip
Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.
I said, "Bitch!!! Do what you want
Cause this true blue mack won't even front".
I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum
Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none
I'm trying to get freaky cause I love the funk
My dick is big and her nigga had a little one,
I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun.
I know you stop and wonder just what it is..
It's the California lifestyle that I live.

xoxoxo


Daaam, all I got sung to me was the 80's tune 867-5309/Jenny... pales in comparison. I miss you chickee!

TinaBallina 01-27-2006 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenniDahling
Daaam, all I got sung to me was the 80's tune 867-5309/Jenny... pales in comparison. I miss you chickee!

Hey girlie wirlie, LOL, that is cute. I miss you too....I love how I am now catching up with my bitches......lol...through threads like this....funny right, hit me up on line girl....xoxo

overflow 01-27-2006 05:14 PM

We close our eyes. Oingo boingo

JamesK2 01-27-2006 05:16 PM

Actually I'd go for 50 cent or Black Eyed Peas - My Humps :1orglaugh

Fresh 01-27-2006 05:17 PM

Golddigger for SUUUUUREEEE. that song sucks fuckin bear balls.

Holly Lez! 01-27-2006 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Danielle_
Hey Mama!!

XXOO

We need to get together! I was thinking of making it up there soon!
Possibly next weekend!!:)

Come up! :thumbsup

TinaBallina 01-27-2006 05:33 PM

What was this thread about again???????

LOL

xxxjay 01-27-2006 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK
Actually I'd go for 50 cent or Black Eyed Peas - My Humps :1orglaugh

Both are good calls. I thought about 50cent but I couldn't pick a song and My Humps is one for the list for sure. I with I had thought of that. :)

xxxjay 01-27-2006 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinaBallina
What was this thread about again???????

LOL

I was about how if tinaballina had as many cocks sticking out of her as she's had sticking into her -- she would look like a penis porcupine!

TinaBallina 01-27-2006 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinaBallina
Dearest Jay,

You obviously have me mistaken with one of your many plebeians. Remember, an ignoble child cannot grow up to be a king, a queen or even a princess so please don't confuse me with one.

Princess Ballina
xo

Jay this post some how got overlooked, and now you are bringing bestiality into the equation. First the plebeians and now this........?

xxxjay 01-27-2006 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinaBallina
Dearest Jay,

You obviously have me mistaken with one of your many plebeians. Remember, an ignoble child cannot grow up to be a king, a queen or even a princess so please don't confuse me with one.

Princess Ballina
xo

Lord, I think someone has been sniffing someones nutz.

Study hard:
http://www.jays-xxx-links.com/sex-blog/

Someday you MIGHT be as cool as me.

NOT!

TinaBallina 01-27-2006 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay
Lord, I think someone has been sniffing someones nutz.

Study hard:
http://www.jays-xxx-links.com/sex-blog/

Someday you MIGHT be as cool as me.

NOT!

Always trying to drive traffic your way.......but where is your definition of "sniffing someones nutz?" Don't direct me to a your comment page because you want people to see that I, a non-plebeian, lol...has viewed your site, nice try though....xo

Baker Rd 01-27-2006 06:26 PM

Men At Work - You Can Dance If You Want To

nico-t 01-27-2006 06:27 PM

this shit is bananas B A N A N A S

imagine listening to that for eternity!! :Oh crap

nico-t 01-27-2006 06:29 PM

or the never ending chorus of beyonces new hit

Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight
Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight
*contemplating suicide*
Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight
Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
*brain freeze*
Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight
Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight
*snapped & instant death*

xxxjay 01-27-2006 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t
or the never ending chorus of beyonces new hit

Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight
Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight
*contemplating suicide*
Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight
Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
*brain freeze*
Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight
Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight
*snapped & instant death*

Beyonce rules, as long as she doesn't sing.

xxxjay 01-28-2006 04:51 PM

Bump -- this is more of a weekend thread anyways.

The numbers here pretty much mirror the poll on my blog.

I think most people are over the Pussycat Dolls by now.

That song should be retired.

TinaBallina 01-30-2006 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay
Bump -- this is more of a weekend thread anyways.

The numbers here pretty much mirror the poll on my blog.

I think most people are over the Pussycat Dolls by now.

That song should be retired.

Obviously, this needed a bump over the weekend to become a weekend thread....update would be????

Jay, hello, anyone????


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