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After Shock Media 03-22-2006 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Lord Nelson
holy shit, if i was paralyzed like that with no hope for normal sex i'd off myself.
seriously, there would be no point in living.

i'm sorry about your situation.
I'm more sorry about yours.

If you feel life is devoid of enough meaning, experiences, joy, passion, and such great wonders that can more than transcend any possible sexual experience you must lead a very sad existence.

After Shock Media 03-22-2006 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by georgeyw
ASM and Sly - this was a great read - kudos for being so honest and answering all questions.

I really hope you take full advantage of your disability where possible :)

A good mate of mine is deaf and going out anywhere with him is absolutely hilarious! He can lip read and talk BUT in public he sometimes switches off to get his own way ie when he's haggling price on anything - really opens up your eyes as to what people will do to get out of a situation they can't deal with.
Whenever I want a really good price on something I send him in - it's almost worth paying him to haggle.
The way I take full advantage of my disability is to not be disabled by it.

Lord Nelson 03-22-2006 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by After Shock Media
I'm more sorry about yours.

If you feel life is devoid of enough meaning, experiences, joy, passion, and such great wonders that can more than transcend any possible sexual experience you must lead a very sad existence.

I understand that you are trying to stay positive, but for most men the highlight of life is to fuck as many hot women as possible. Everything else - money, power, etc. - is just needed to support that goal.

After Shock Media 03-22-2006 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Lord Nelson
I understand that you are trying to stay positive, but for most men the highlight of life is to fuck as many hot women as possible. Everything else - money, power, etc. - is just needed to support that goal.
I have no need to try to stay positive. One day you may understand.
I have had sex and I have fucked women. Sure it felt great and was fun, but in the scheme of things it is highly overrated. I suggest you do yourself a favor and talk to some old or dieing people and ask them what they enjoyed most about life. I assure you banging hot chicks will not be on that list.

Peaches 03-22-2006 05:10 PM
Am I bad because I laughed at the water skiing story? ;) Great thread, guys!!

After Shock Media 03-22-2006 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Peaches
Am I bad because I laughed at the water skiing story? ;) Great thread, guys!!
Nah in retrospect it was damn humorous after I eventually bobbed to the surface.

Sly 03-22-2006 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Peaches
Am I bad because I laughed at the water skiing story? ;) Great thread, guys!!
I was laughing my ass off and think he's either an idiot or he's just plain crazy for strapping himself to a chair on water. Sounds like a great way to drown!

Lord Nelson 03-22-2006 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by After Shock Media
I have no need to try to stay positive. One day you may understand.
I have had sex and I have fucked women. Sure it felt great and was fun, but in the scheme of things it is highly overrated. I suggest you do yourself a favor and talk to some old or dieing people and ask them what they enjoyed most about life. I assure you banging hot chicks will not be on that list.
I dont know what else is there in life.

Basically, life sucks. There is nothing good about it. Its an everyday struggle agains whatever shit life throws at you.

Any emotions you feel - even love - inevitably lead to suffering.



So tell me, what else is there to enjoy about life?

Sly 03-22-2006 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Lord Nelson
I dont know what there else there is in life.

Basically, life sucks. There is nothing good about it. Its an everyday struggle agains whatever shit life throws at you.

Any emotions you feel - even love - inevitably lead to suffering.



So tell me, what else is there to enjoy about life?
What's your address? I'll send you a package of razor blades and appropriate instructions, no charge.

After Shock Media 03-22-2006 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Sly
I was laughing my ass off and think he's either an idiot or he's just plain crazy for strapping himself to a chair on water. Sounds like a great way to drown!
Shh! I was in one of those I can do it modes that over rides all common sense. Plus there was this girl and well that is another story.

Did I mention that the same damn instructor tried to get me to try snow skiing as well. If americas funniest home videos was on the air at that time in my life I would of sworn this dude was trying to retire off of me. Or he had some bent up personal issues to rid the world of me. Not to sure.

After Shock Media 03-22-2006 05:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Nelson
I dont know what else is there in life.

Basically, life sucks. There is nothing good about it. Its an everyday struggle agains whatever shit life throws at you.

Any emotions you feel - even love - inevitably lead to suffering.



So tell me, what else is there to enjoy about life?
If I have to tell you what there is to enjoy in life then im afraid you may already be dead and just do not know it yet.
You have so much yet see so little, I do feel bad for you.

Lord Nelson 03-22-2006 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Sly
What's your address? I'll send you a package of razor blades and appropriate instructions, no charge.
yeah okay, keep lying to yourself about how great life is.
some day it will hit you. like a ton of bricks.

Lord Nelson 03-22-2006 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by After Shock Media
If I have to tell you what there is to enjoy in life then im afraid you may already be dead and just do not know it yet.
Translation: You cant put your finger on it.

Sly 03-22-2006 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Lord Nelson
yeah okay, keep lying to yourself about how great life is.
someone day it will hit you. like a ton of bricks.
No, you're right. Life sucks. Let's kill ourselves now. Should we do it together?

Theo 03-22-2006 05:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Nelson
I dont know what else is there in life.

Basically, life sucks. There is nothing good about it. Its an everyday struggle agains whatever shit life throws at you.

Any emotions you feel - even love - inevitably lead to suffering.



So tell me, what else is there to enjoy about life?

blast yourself

Theo 03-22-2006 05:56 PM
After Shock Media, ever rode a Ferrari wheelchair?

After Shock Media 03-22-2006 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Lord Nelson
Translation: You cant put your finger on it.
No, I just do not have the time nor inclination to make such a long post about what there is to life that is worth enjoying. I know fairly quickly when someone does not or will not grasp something and this is a prime example.

After Shock Media 03-22-2006 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel
After Shock Media, ever rode a Ferrari wheelchair?
Do they even make one?

Drake 03-22-2006 06:03 PM
Cool thread

Theo 03-22-2006 06:04 PM
I think they made one for Pope couple years ago hehe


btw,i wanted to ask you something serious, I'll mail you tomorrow :)

After Shock Media 03-22-2006 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel
I think they made one for Pope couple years ago hehe


btw,i wanted to ask you something serious, I'll mail you tomorrow :)
I will look for the email.

Halcyon 03-22-2006 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Lord Nelson
I understand that you are trying to stay positive, but for most men the highlight of life is to fuck as many hot women as possible. Everything else - money, power, etc. - is just needed to support that goal.

LOL!

You just listed the very reason why most men die filled with regret. But keep on Fuckin'!

bjs24 03-22-2006 06:30 PM
Did either of you guys ever ride in the wheelchair adapted limo they had in vegas? It had a pod like thing on the top and a ramp that came out the side where the door is. You just drove up the ramp and sat in there like you would in a van.

It was pretty cool but I think the company went out of business.

After Shock Media 03-22-2006 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by bjs24
Did either of you guys ever ride in the wheelchair adapted limo they had in vegas? It had a pod like thing on the top and a ramp that came out the side where the door is. You just drove up the ramp and sat in there like you would in a van.

It was pretty cool but I think the company went out of business.
Nope can not say that I did. I always had to be tossed into the crazy mini van cabs. Makes wanting to venture out while there not to fun. Typically why I rent a mini van and just have it stay at the hotel. Only issue then of course is parking.

After Shock Media 03-22-2006 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Halcyon
LOL!

You just listed the very reason why most men die filled with regret. But keep on Fuckin'!
You and Tassy are some of the people I know from here that actually do get life and see what it is all about.

After Shock Media 05-29-2007 10:28 AM
I felt this could use a bump after more than a year and so many new people.

mfps 05-29-2007 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 9463467)
I tried that before and it always ended up with expensive legal bills and getting charged, stupid consent laws.
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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 9463590)
I have my own way of dealing with certain people. One just master the ability to totally tard out. That alone is super priceless.
Nothing like hearing someone at like Costco make a stupid comment and then following them through the store making wierd arm and face gestures and yelling out items they pick up. "Toilet paper, yea!" and clapping.
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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 9463631)
Those are the type of people that get my super special tard treatment. Want to see someone treat you a whole lot different at customer service. Tard out on them real loud. " Oh no! No! he touched my winkie! no, not good, 911 911"
priceless :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

The Duck 05-29-2007 12:34 PM
Some questions that I have always pondered are answered in this thread, thanks for putting yourself out there ASM.

fallenmuffin 05-29-2007 12:44 PM
For all those webmasters who've taken the time to read through this thread, check my sig and make a difference.

Sarah_Jayne 05-29-2007 01:44 PM
I just read this entire thread for the second time and still found it just as interesting the second time around.

Mediachick 05-29-2007 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 9463122)
These questions rule.

I could probably break a toe or foot I suppose. But then they could flip me over. Game over!

No idea about UFC, but the other day I saw something about rugby. Thought that sounded pretty crazy.

Does the chair itself attract chicks? No, but my sly charm and amazing good looks do.

Never met anyone with a wheelchair fetish though there are plenty of people that love to care for others. So yeh, I'm sure it exists.

I need people to push me around so I don't care. One of my friends always says "I like hanging out with you because I get to push you around all I want!" Ha.

I have manual. Couldn't get a power to work properly for me and I really don't care to look anymore into it right now.
The girl in my sig below has a MAJOR fetish for guys in wheelchairs. She had a real puddle going on at last Florida Internext when she saw a guy in his chair at the cocktail. Dont know who it was or if she hit on him but she was really clear on her feelings... So yeah it exist.

I personaly would have sex with a man in a wheelchair as long as I could satisfy him and that he's my type.

Elli 05-29-2007 02:37 PM
I just learned a new phrase: "tard out." I love it :)

After Shock Media 05-29-2007 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Mediachick (Post 12508922)
The girl in my sig below has a MAJOR fetish for guys in wheelchairs. She had a real puddle going on at last Florida Internext when she saw a guy in his chair at the cocktail. Dont know who it was or if she hit on him but she was really clear on her feelings... So yeah it exist.

I personaly would have sex with a man in a wheelchair as long as I could satisfy him and that he's my type.
Very very interesting. And holy Shit I just did a search for wheelchair fetish and OMG.

CDSmith 05-29-2007 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Mediachick (Post 12508922)
She had a real puddle going on
Sweet piece of imagery there.

I give it an A :thumbsup

After Shock Media 05-29-2007 07:37 PM
Any additional questions or shall I let this die again?

Sly 05-29-2007 07:52 PM
Can you get a boner? For other men? In wheelchairs?

Chris 05-29-2007 07:57 PM
good read in this thread

i deal w/ three kids who are in wheel chair's daily

two are non verbal and one does not shut up

LadyMischief 05-30-2007 04:26 AM
I'm amazed that such an incredible thread ended on up GFY. Thanks to Aftershock for being so brutally honest and satisfying everyone's curiosity. I think it's a good thing for people to understand how others live..

And you guys got to learn about a new fetish even you old wheelchair hats didn't know! :P


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