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Nope. But I've shit in a bag, lit it on fire, and throw it at a door.

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No. But this is a true story...

When I used to do special effects I got this guy really good. There is this guy named Tom Killeen. He's the best airbrsh artist I've ever seen. When we were working on Mimic, he was airbrushing some oil based paints. To do that he needs to wear a gas mask type respirator. Like the kind you see the haz-mat guys wear.

I had real bad gas, and in FX we all played the fart game. So I went to the fabrication area and grabbed a 6 foot piece of 1 1/2" tygon tubing. I put end on my mouth and the other end on my asshole, (outside my pants of course) I went up behind him and farted into the tube. He also wore headphones so he didn't hear me.

I farted into the tube and then took it off my ass and quickly shoved that ass end into his gas mask. Right between his right cheek and the mask, and I blew the fart into the gas mask!!!!

HE ALOMOST PUKED!!!! WOOHOO!!!! It was sooooooo fucking funny, I laugh my ass off everytime I think about it.

He couldn't rip the mask off fast enough. He was coughing and gagging. Oh my god it was so funny.

But hey, fuck him, he started it right?

had to bump this to get my mind off sad america, starving people in africa, ban lee, and metaman crybaby threads

No.....,i haven't.:disgust

Never but this video about kills me every time I watch it.

http://thatvideosite.com/video/2080

Pure fart comedic genius.

kid on my football team used to do this during practice. We would be in the huddle (he was a tackle or a guard). Would rip one and hand a nice ol buttercup to the QB or give one to a running back.

Even worse was when you were on the sidelines and he would give you one.... they were nasty.

Where I'm from it's called a "Fart Grenade"

haha... I'd be dead if I did that.

no..and ill never do that!!:1orglaugh

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who hasent done that i just did it to my girl this morning...she kicked me out of bed

I did once . . . it was hilarious!!!

here in wisco we call it a cup of death... first heard it from this super super fat dude who did the best donald duck impression ever

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You so read my mind.

LOL this thread came back from the dead :)

LOL no!! But I have had it happen to me

Oh shit :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ya, i do that everyday. It's a great way to make friends.

LOL you don't even want to know what my brother used to do. He'd do the ol' fart right on his finger and stick his finger in my nose. OMG it was so disgusting

we call that a cup of death in these parts

lol ew didnt know that could work, i'd be damned if a guy tried doing that shit to me

That's disgusting..LOL