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NoComments 06-19-2006 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

I heard the Broward County jail sucks, so I'm offering him a legal way to settle it.

it does! They serve tart oranges for breakfast!!!!!

nico-t 06-19-2006 05:15 AM

i have no idea what this is all about but hey...... it smells like drama so im here.

Rolo 06-19-2006 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t
i have no idea what this is all about but hey...... it smells like drama so im here.

Will you be willing to donate to Joesho´s lawyer, so that the legal bill from this waiver will not kill Joesho, before his fight with Anthony.

NoComments 06-19-2006 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rolo
Will you be willing to donate to Joesho´s lawyer, so that the legal bill from this waiver will not kill Joesho, before his fight with Anthony.


yes, I would.

E$_manager 06-19-2006 07:43 AM

i think it is some black linen in here

E$_manager 06-19-2006 07:48 AM

this is all your problem guys!

Rolo 06-19-2006 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristie
this is all your problem guys!

Are you on drugs?

Nicky 06-19-2006 08:00 AM

:1orglaugh

This is so funny it hurts, gonna hurt more for joe though :upsidedow

Phoenix 06-19-2006 08:20 AM

holy fuck..can this place get any more pathetic

two 250lb guys bitching about each other and wanting to roll around on the ground.

i like the silent approach...dont say anything just show up at their front door at 6am...oooh look at me..im a a big tough guy on gfy...lol


GROW THE FUCK UP

both of you woould probably sprain an ankle on the way to the buffet table


fuck

NoComments 06-19-2006 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
holy fuck..can this place get any more pathetic

two 250lb guys bitching about each other and wanting to roll around on the ground.

i like the silent approach...dont say anything just show up at their front door at 6am...oooh look at me..im a a big tough guy on gfy...lol


GROW THE FUCK UP

both of you woould probably sprain an ankle on the way to the buffet table


fuck

fuck off, Ian

Anthony 06-19-2006 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
holy fuck..can this place get any more pathetic

two 250lb guys bitching about each other and wanting to roll around on the ground.

i like the silent approach...dont say anything just show up at their front door at 6am...oooh look at me..im a a big tough guy on gfy...lol


GROW THE FUCK UP

both of you woould probably sprain an ankle on the way to the buffet table


fuck

I hear you. I had scoffed knees, scratched arms, and hyperextended arm from a grappling competition the weekend before the RNGetaway.

Joe is the one threatning, I'm giving him a legal way to do it.

I'm doing the world a service.

Btw, I'm 250, Joe is over 330.

Show up at my door at 6am, and you'll have a 1911 in your face. God I love the US and it's gun laws!!!

Rolo 06-19-2006 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
i like the silent approach...dont say anything just show up at their front door at 6am...oooh look at me..im a a big tough guy on gfy...lol

What if you are not home? :Oh crap

Phoenix 06-19-2006 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk
fuck off, Ian


I know some Ians..but i am not one of them

this drama is getting boring

NoComments 06-19-2006 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

Show up at my door at 6am, and you'll have a 1911 in your face. God I love the US and it's gun laws!!!

word of the wise from my personal experience:
when you THINK about waking up Anthony, make sure that weapons are not within his reach. I HAD TO wake him once and him pointing 9 mm with eyes not fully awaken wasn't most pleasant, but VERY memorable expereince.

Rolo 06-19-2006 09:26 AM

Does Joesho own a gun?

NoComments 06-19-2006 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rolo
Does Joesho own a gun?


Guns in Florida are easy to obtain, therefore the answer is:
Most Likely. His 300lb are "lethal waepon" all by itself
;)

Deej 06-19-2006 09:44 AM

Alright, who spiked the water??


you fuckers are gettin all buck nutty up in here....

Makingcoin 06-19-2006 10:50 AM

I got $$$ on pinoy.

NoComments 06-19-2006 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Makingcoin
I got $$$ on pinoy.


Boudreaux, the smoothest-talking Cajun in the Louisiana National Guard, got called up to active duty. Boudreaux's first assignment was to a military induction center.

Because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about government benefits, especially the GI insurance to which they were entitled.

The officer in charge soon noticed that Boudreaux was getting a 99% sign-up rate for the more expensive supplemental form of GI insurance. This was remarkable, because it cost these low-income recruits $30.00 per month for the higher coverage, compared to what the government was already providing at no charge.The officer decided he'd sit in the back of the room at the next briefing and observe Boudreaux's sales pitch.

Boudreaux stood up before the latest group of inductees and said, "If you has da normal GI insurans an' you goes to Iraq an' gets youself killed, da governmen' pays you beneficiary $20,000.

If you takes out da supplemental insurans, which cost you only t'irty dollars a mons, den da the governmen' gots ta pay you beneficiary $200,000!

"Now," Boudreaux concluded, "which bunch you tink dey gonna send ta Iraq first?

Cory W 06-19-2006 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
The beach works out perfectly, I can have a mojito and live entertainment!
WG

I think I will sponsor a Mojito bar for this.

Anthony, I have been working out. I may need some tips. I want to get into ultimate fighting but I don't want to get hit.

Anthony 06-19-2006 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory
I think I will sponsor a Mojito bar for this.

Anthony, I have been working out. I may need some tips. I want to get into ultimate fighting but I don't want to get hit.

Perfect Cory!!!

http://matbattle.com

They don't hit each other here. Well, not in the way you are thinking.

JFK 06-19-2006 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk
Duel without witnesses or seconds?
THAT's new, but expecting Joesho to have one decent and honarable bone in his body is even more ridiculous.

how about 1 witness??? ME :winkwink: :thumbsup :thumbsup

nestle 06-19-2006 11:40 AM

Did Joe ever post in this thread?

If not, it's a pretty good sign that he ran away so I think it's safe to say you won by default.

CONGRATS! :thumbsup

UNLESS, he's still talking smack on ICQ. Then all you have to do is post it on here. :winkwink:

Anthony 06-19-2006 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK
how about 1 witness??? ME :winkwink: :thumbsup :thumbsup

Jules,

It's never gonna happen...

Joe is now adding that he want's no witnesses, no seconds, no refs, just me and him.

We agreed 2 days ago to a "Sparring Match" and that parties would sign waivers for damage, and he was good with that.

Soon as I served him the draft for the waivers, he started putting up conditions to fight.

Now if I dont follow him out to the beach when he sees me, I'm a bitch. :1orglaugh

WiredGuy 06-19-2006 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory
I think I will sponsor a Mojito bar for this.


I love you Cory.
WG

NoComments 06-19-2006 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
Jules,

It's never gonna happen...

Joe is now adding that he want's no witnesses, no seconds, no refs, just me and him.

He just wants to suck your cock.....that's all.

JFK 06-19-2006 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
I love you Cory.
WG

Just a mention of MOJITO and you fall madly in Love .........what a Slut :Graucho

WiredGuy 06-19-2006 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK
Just a mention of MOJITO and you fall madly in Love .........what a Slut :Graucho

Please, have some respect. I'm a whore since I'll do it for money too. Sluts just take it for free :)
WG

beemk 06-19-2006 11:49 AM

i think fighting is for kids, but if you're going to do it the legal way is the only way. it would be stupid for you guys to end up in jail for fighting. smart move on anthonys part.

nestle 06-19-2006 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemk
i think fighting is for kids...

For me, fighting is a sport. Boxing, Wrestling, Martial Arts, MMA... all of these take an extraordinary amount of training and skill.

Beside, trix are for kids. :winkwink:

Evil Chris 06-19-2006 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
I love the US and it's gun laws!!!

You mean lack of gun laws, right Ant? :winkwink:

What's up buddy... I'm taking bets at 12 to 1 in your favor. :pimp

Anthony 06-19-2006 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris
You mean lack of gun laws, right Ant? :winkwink:

What's up buddy... I'm taking bets at 12 to 1 in your favor. :pimp

Chris,

I am hurt you would put the odds so low. I have 66:1 right now, in Vegas.

:)

Rolo 06-19-2006 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nestle
Did Joe ever post in this thread?

If not, it's a pretty good sign that he ran away so I think it's safe to say you won by default.

This is Joesho chance to prove that he is a no bullshitter and poser... a man of his word, a man to be trusted, and respected. If he is as smart as he claims, then he will stand by what he said, and do this fight! :thumbsup

If he does not... what does he then have left?

JFK 06-19-2006 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
Please, have some respect. I'm a whore since I'll do it for money too. Sluts just take it for free :)
WG

WG, my sincere apologies, didnt mean to demean you........just hope you're not going to challenge me to a fight:Oh crap

2HousePlague 06-19-2006 12:13 PM

It's so silly to fight -- :)



2hp

Evil Chris 06-19-2006 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
Chris,

I am hurt you would put the odds so low. I have 66:1 right now, in Vegas.

:)

Hell, I quoted the odds it'll take place at all. :1orglaugh

Anthony 06-19-2006 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris
Hell, I quoted the odds it'll take place at all. :1orglaugh

Oh, in that case, those are good odds!!!

Rolo 06-19-2006 12:52 PM

Actual where is Joesho... hiding under his desk? :1orglaugh

NoComments 06-19-2006 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rolo
Actual where is Joesho... hiding under his desk? :1orglaugh

I think $100 bill from me and Anthony body damage release form put him in a very bad and depressing mood.

dig420 06-19-2006 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
holy fuck..can this place get any more pathetic

two 250lb guys bitching about each other and wanting to roll around on the ground.

i like the silent approach...dont say anything just show up at their front door at 6am...oooh look at me..im a a big tough guy on gfy...lol


GROW THE FUCK UP

both of you woould probably sprain an ankle on the way to the buffet table


fuck

just for the record: anyone that shows up at my house at 6am gets eaten by my dog.

marketsmart 06-19-2006 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk
Boudreaux, the smoothest-talking Cajun in the Louisiana National Guard, got called up to active duty. Boudreaux's first assignment was to a military induction center.

Because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about government benefits, especially the GI insurance to which they were entitled.

The officer in charge soon noticed that Boudreaux was getting a 99% sign-up rate for the more expensive supplemental form of GI insurance. This was remarkable, because it cost these low-income recruits $30.00 per month for the higher coverage, compared to what the government was already providing at no charge.The officer decided he'd sit in the back of the room at the next briefing and observe Boudreaux's sales pitch.

Boudreaux stood up before the latest group of inductees and said, "If you has da normal GI insurans an' you goes to Iraq an' gets youself killed, da governmen' pays you beneficiary $20,000.

If you takes out da supplemental insurans, which cost you only t'irty dollars a mons, den da the governmen' gots ta pay you beneficiary $200,000!

"Now," Boudreaux concluded, "which bunch you tink dey gonna send ta Iraq first?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh whats even funnier than the joke is that there probably is some truth to it... :thumbsup

marketsmart 06-19-2006 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420
just for the record: anyone that shows up at my house at 6am gets eaten by my dog.

does your dog do anal?

Anthony 06-19-2006 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart
does your dog do anal?

100lbs Pit Bull.

Red Nose.

Yellow eyes

Big teeth.

I have tried to choke it, it turned it's head and licked me.

Have a good time trying

Rolo 06-19-2006 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk
I think $100 bill from me and Anthony body damage release form put him in a very bad and depressing mood.

I bet he will come back in a few days/weeks/months with total memory loss of what has happen.

Good thing we have the "thread bump" :1orglaugh

NoComments 06-19-2006 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rolo
I bet he will come back in a few days/weeks/months with total memory loss of what has happen.

Good thing we have the "thread bump" :1orglaugh

....how much are we getting paid for this?
:)

Rolo 06-19-2006 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk
....how much are we getting paid for this?
:)

Its impossible to put a value on truth, justice and freedom - my payment is knowing that they are all served to the bullshitters and posers of the world! :)

Timon 06-20-2006 04:11 AM

Joe, if you have $25,000,000 then why are you trying to dodge a $100 bill?

Rolo 06-20-2006 04:18 AM

And why is Joesho putting his dick in between his legs and running away LIKE A LITTLE GIRL? :1orglaugh

NoComments 06-20-2006 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rolo
And why is Joesho putting his dick in between his legs and running away LIKE A LITTLE GIRL? :1orglaugh

'cuz his courage is equal to the number of millions he has at his disposal
:)

en21 06-20-2006 04:51 AM

I love this game :-)


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