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Scott McD 06-21-2006 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenny B!

Not bad at all !!!!!!! :thumbsup

Kenny B! 06-21-2006 06:38 PM

Q4- Why did you toss all your ex's stuff out on the lawn?

Well this never happened, I have had my ex throw my stuff out on the lawn but I think the time you?re talking about was when I tossed my Ex?s stuff out of the window onto St. Catherine street (one of the busiest streets downtown). It?s a long story but worth the read:-)

Ok so how?s this for psycho ex-girlfriends? I meet this great chick, she?s originally from a town about 2 hours north of Montreal but works in Montreal during the week and stays at her girlfriends apartment when she?s in the city. We?re dating for about a month, great girl so far, I?m leaving for a week to visit friends in Phoenix and she suggest that she could stay at my loft while I?m gone to feed my cat, and watch over the place, I had a shitload of computer and camera equipment there so I was happy to know someone would be there.

I return hope after a killer week (with a new hookah and a funny story about how I almost got ass raped by a customs officer) and walk into my loft to be greeted by this sweet girl. I look around and notice the place is really clean, and that there are plants, and some new pictures, I keep looking around and notice a few other new things but don?t make much of it at the moment. Then I see a new chair and I?m like what the fuck is all this stuff? She took it upon herself to move in while I was on vacation!

Skip ahead two months (hey she was a really good cook and loved the cock) I notice some money missing, and the only person who could have possible known where it was hidden was my new roommate! I called her at work to let he know she should borrow her dad?s pick-up truck because the locks have been changed and her stuff was being tossed out the window onto St. Catherine?s street. Problem Solved!

JFK 06-21-2006 06:54 PM

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lulu36 06-21-2006 07:16 PM

now that's an answer!!

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Originally Posted by Kenny B!
OK Here we go Q1 -How do you feel about having the smallest dick in the stunt cock business?

A: Out of all possible questions to start with, thanks Sleazy! From reading past interviews I thought you really did your homework, apparently I was wrong. So let me set things straight, I?ve never been in the stunt cock business! Sheesh get it right lol!

As for the small dick, you know when they call big fat guys ?tiny? or bald guys ?curly?? Well, I?m not fat or bald, but people joke about my size because their jealous that it?s had the chance to please some of the hottest women in the adult industry. :winkwink:

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I have a very tough life!


Sheri Santiago 06-21-2006 07:50 PM

Kenny, I think this interview requires that pic of you in the viking hat.

Nicky 06-21-2006 07:53 PM

Wohoo, another ambush :thumbsup

MichaelP 06-21-2006 07:56 PM

great choice for an interview.. Kenny is great guy :thumbsup

SleazyDream 06-21-2006 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenny B!

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I have a very tough life!

hot picture:thumbsup

Kenny B! 06-22-2006 06:40 AM

5. Discuss your real estate experiences.

After renting some nice places around Montreal I recently bought a condo/townhouse in Old Montreal. As luck would have it, I moved a couch in the basement that was against an outside wall and found a shitload of mold earlier this week. There?s probably some leak in the foundation which the builder is coming to fix next week. Luckily with new homes in Quebec we have a 5 year warranty, so it?s just a hassle.

The condo market is levelling off and I plan to buy up a couple smaller units in the downtown core to rent out over the next little while. I plan to take the the real estate course in the next few months as well so I can educate myself as much as possible (and save 3% on any purchases I make:-). The price of the course will be paid off with the first purchase I make so that?s a no brainer, and I think it?ll be fun to go back to school.

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You think Ty will come with Extreme Make Over crew to build me a mansion?

JFK 06-22-2006 06:49 AM

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JFK 06-22-2006 06:50 AM

fitty..............Ambush interviews
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Funbrunette 06-22-2006 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK
fitty..............Ambush interviews
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Mouahahahahahahahhahahahaha! :1orglaugh My new wallpaper!

Gentle_Ben 06-22-2006 07:10 AM

Great answers Kenny! Really looking forward to the rest. Congrats to my fellow Canuck! :)

Ray@TastyDollars 06-22-2006 07:27 AM

woot, so far so good. Kenny you da man....we gotta meet up for some beers bro.

Ray

vidvicious 06-22-2006 07:49 AM

sweet ...

I m gonna have to pull out the old CDs and find some archive pics of KennyB back in the day ...

Great read so far !!

Dude when we goin" for drinks !!!! I need to meet some women of the cloth .. hee hee .. I mean the shall .. LOL

Choppa 06-22-2006 07:52 AM


holy crap :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Kenny B! 06-22-2006 08:01 AM

I'm glad you guys like the lil look into my life! We'll have to have another Montreal gathering sometime soon.

Kenny B! 06-22-2006 08:13 AM

Q 6 part 1- How come swinger parties that don't allow single guys allow you in?

Funny how that?s worked out for me over the years:-) I?m not sure how or why but my friends really have no issues with letting me have sex with their wives, I have some pretty great friends. And they have some pretty hot wives for me to have sex with?

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Q 6 part 2- Do the girls feel sorry for you cause you have a small dick?

All this time I thought it was my charm, strapping good looks, and great sense of humour. It never occurred to me that the reason I get laid so much is because all these hot women were just giving me pity sex. But if that is the reality of the situation, then I can deal with that.

Kenny B! 06-22-2006 10:24 AM

7. Why do you continue to live in Montreal? Where else have you lived?

I love Montreal, it?s home for me. There is so much culture and cultural diversity it?s fantastic, a real melting pot. I find the people are much more liberal here then most other cities I?ve visited, people here seem a lot more tolerant unless the language debate is brought up. The food here is great, if you?ve never had a Montreal smoked meat sandwich, let me know the next time your in town and I?ll take you out for one.

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I lived in a city called Longueuil for a little over a year which is on the South Shore, it?s like the armpit of Montreal. A hairy smelly armpit. I was the only English guy in the whole area, I speak French but they could tell I wasn?t from around there by my Anglophone accent and the fact that I had a job. When people say Montreal is a dirty city full of rude French people who smoke and drink way too much, they are really talking about La Ville de Longueuil! Hey the French term for a mullet is a Coup Longueuil (Longueuil cut), that says it all!

Montreal has a lot of historical buildings and the architecture of all the old churches are really something to see. Oh and I just love the French women!

JFK 06-22-2006 12:22 PM

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Pron Don 06-22-2006 12:48 PM

awesome, cant wait!

Vitasoy 06-22-2006 01:04 PM

I'm all eyes on this one

rabbit 06-22-2006 01:19 PM

go Kenny!!!

JFK 06-22-2006 01:41 PM

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Kenny B! 06-22-2006 02:24 PM

8. How come you cleaned trays in the food court for so many years?

My first job was as maintenance personal at a small shopping centre, I started cleaning trays in the food court at 13 years old. At 16 I got promoted to sweeping floors, and got a pay raise to $12/ hour, I was livin large! I loved that job, I basically walked around a shopping mall, hit on all the girls working at the stores and got paid because I did it with a broom in my hand

Kenny B! 06-22-2006 02:26 PM

9. Why do you think you should have paid more attention on school work than money and chicks?

I started working at a very young age, my folks brought me up with a strong work ethic. My focus growing up was on two things, money and girls, I didn't take school too seriously at all.

I am a firm believe that knowledge is power, I'm aware that you don't need a formal education to become successful, but having the education never hurts. I truly respect anyone who's done the time to finish their degree, and even more so those who go back to school to better themselves.

Bruce_Miller 06-22-2006 02:38 PM

Good job here Kenny! :) Loving the answers!! Can't wait for the rest of them!

Kenny B! 06-22-2006 02:43 PM

10. What's with the toilet seat fetish you have?

Chicks dig toilet seats! Whenever I walk into a room with a toilet seat the women flock to the seat.

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The seat can make people do some crazy things:
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Not only do they want a picture with the seat, many of them tear off their tops they get so hot.
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Now do you understand why I take my seat with me wherever I go?

Kenny B! 06-22-2006 07:35 PM

11. How come Bruce forced you to have sex with his wife?

First off, I have to say once again, I have the best friends a guy could have! So here?s the deal; I was in New Orleans for Internext and I had just finished shooting a threesome with Bruce, Anna and Angie?.

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After the shoot, Bruce couldn?t accept the fact that I would always take the pictures and not jump into the fun. He told me I wasn?t leaving the room until I fucked his wife. Being a good friend I couldn?t let him down!

Kenny B! 06-23-2006 05:00 AM

12. Why will Kansas girls only fuck you in a garage?

That's a no brainer, the garage is where I park my Ferrari!

lulu36 06-23-2006 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenny B!
12. Why will Kansas girls only fuck you in a garage?

That's a no brainer, the garage is where I park my Ferrari!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

more answers please!

Bruce_Miller 06-23-2006 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenny B!
11. How come Bruce forced you to have sex with his wife?

First off, I have to say once again, I have the best friends a guy could have! So here?s the deal; I was in New Orleans for Internext and I had just finished shooting a threesome with Bruce, Anna and Angie?.

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After the shoot, Bruce couldn?t accept the fact that I would always take the pictures and not jump into the fun. He told me I wasn?t leaving the room until I fucked his wife. Being a good friend I couldn?t let him down!

Hey, fair is fair.... Now where's that pic of you doing Anna in the hot tub down in Phoenix?

Quotealex 06-23-2006 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenny B!
OK I have to run for dinner but before I go, here's #3 Why do American girls laugh at your leather pants?

Oh fuck, did everyone get a good laugh at my expense! I had this pair of PVC pants (which in hind sight made me look like a flaming homo in plastic pants), but if you wear them to a fetish club, after hours club or swingers party in Montreal you might not look too out of place. Well I was on my way to a swingers party at some hotel in the middle of buttfuck nowhere Kansas! I walked into Bruce and Anna?s hotel room where most of the women had gathered to put on their make up and make themselves look extra delicious, and as soon as they seem me, the whole room started pointing and laughing. I quickly went to change.

I really hope no one has a picture of me in those pants, I looked like such a tool!

There must be at least one picture of you in those vinyl pants!:1orglaugh

Funbrunette 06-23-2006 06:32 AM

Great ambush! We REALLY have to organize another get together soon guys! :thumbsup

Kenny B! 06-23-2006 08:06 AM

13. Have you ever sucked on a dildo for the pure enjoyment of it?

Oh fuck, not for enjoyment, but to act like a clown and get a laugh it may have happened. That's the story I'm sticking to and hope to hell that no pictures surface. If they do, please refer to the picture of me and the 5 chicks around the pool and ignore the dildo one, thanks for your understanding!

Bruce_Miller 06-23-2006 08:45 AM

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Need I say more? LOL

Kenny B! 06-23-2006 08:47 AM

I can't believe you saved that picture... and posted it!

Kenny B! 06-23-2006 08:48 AM

14. Discuss how your Dad pushed you into the adult industry and why he did that.

Before I was in Adult I owned a Rogers Agency, I used to sell cell phones, pagers, etc under their Cantel brand back in the day. I used to attend the CES show each year in Vegas to source new products/gadgets I could import into Canada. I was walking the show floor with my father when we discovered the AVN section of the show. We walked in and all of a sudden we felt the trip had purpose. My father looked at me and said "Now this is the business you should be in". After walking the show floor I knew I had to find a way to change the direction of my career.

As I think back the only online company I recall exhibiting at that show was IEG, my how times have changed.

Sammy4u 06-23-2006 09:31 AM

Great interview so far Kenny. Loved the pic with you and the dildo. hehe

Kenny B! 06-23-2006 09:41 AM

15. How did running an escort agency turn into an adult webmaster business for you?

A girl I went to school with wanted 10 pagers from me, she told me it was for an escort agency she wanted to start. That sounded pretty exciting for a sheltered Jewish boy from the suburbs! I became an investor and thought it would be a great way to make some extra coin and have fun with some French chicks. It turns out I?m a lousy pimp! But I did meet a girl who wanted her own website, I had a friend who worked as a graphic artist, so I hired them both and it started! Around the same time Rogers was pushing me to open a retail location, and I had no interest in that, so I sold them back my agent code and started my career in adult webmastering!

Did the bikers and police ever scare you?

Thankfully it was the police that knocked on my door before the bikers. It was 2 officers that worked with the Morality Squad of the Montreal police looking for an escort that may have worked for the agency I was involved with. I wasn?t arrested, they just wanted to know if I knew where she was, and to let me know that they keep an eye on all agencies. Although running an escort agency is technically illegal, they tolerate it, and that my biggest issue is not them but the bikers coming to shake me down they continues to tell me. That was just about all I needed to say I?m Out!


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