Don't cum in hair in their hair on the first date!

bukkake on the first date is always a winner

ANAL on the first day is a win win situation

ESP not the moustache!

I thought Rep's lengthy posts was one of the most sexist things I've ever read.

I also wonder how old he is.

At any rate, it MIGHT be a way to get a woman, or more women than you are currently getting, but it's no way to get a quality woman and a good relationship :2 cents:

Question to all the ladies out there..

What would you rather have..great sex or great wealth?

When you find the answer. You will be the richest guy on the planet and/or universe.

Actually, most women will want to hit you if you did everything you could to show her that you desire her. And I am not talking like "Eh, do you want to do anal tonight ho"?

Nah.. It's shit like you have to listen to her, look into her eyes.. And after a couple of dates, if you succeeded, maybe..

Are you a Virgo?

Well I guess I'm totally fucked then.

Anyone got a gun I can borrow? Will only be for one shot and I'll try and keep the blood of the rest of everyone's designer clothes and bank books.

I'm a Sccorpio. And a guy.

All this talk here is total bullshit. The truth is that there is no real logic to attraction. And I should know, being a badly dressed overweight guy with bad skin, bad teeth and no confidence whatsoever that still gets laid.

::looks outside::

Whew.

Ya scared me there for a second. I just woke up and I thought we were like transplanted to another planet in the middle of the night.


But out of curiosity, what planet are you from?

Love is.....what I got.......so remember that!

women are way overrated. I am a virgin at 34, and could not be any happier. I doubt I will ever have the desire to have sex with a female, and I am a better man for it

pretty much anyone can get laid. but can you get a quality piece of ass?

Define quality.

That's just how women are. Women don't want the cat & mouse chase to be over. Don't turn into a pussy, don't become predictable. DON'T tell her you love her unless your standing at the alter, and then, don't tell her again till your 50th anniversary.

:eek7

also, I have only wacked off on 2 occaisons in my life. Last time was in 1999. I don't get what the whole deal is with sex, but to each his own I guess

Its all about what you wear

http://www.drunkdollars.com/personal/chaffer/10.jpg

Bitter beer face!

It's all in the look...

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that varies. but i would say, a girl that most guy would wanna fuck

You define quality by the taste of the masses? Most guys would fuck a turd with a pulse.

But, I've had fashion models, prom queens, and I can't go into a bar with my current girlfriend for 2 minutes without having to punch out some guy trying to grab her. So, I guess you could say I can get "quality ass".

Sense of Humor is very key, also, being yourself and having a conversation is also a big plus, after all, you cant fuck 24 hours a day straight, you DO need to talk at some point.

I think that women look for more than just physical aspects alot of the time. Just be yourself and be a gentleman. The worst that can happen is you meet someone that is really nice, have a nice time and now,the rest is up to you from there.

well said.....

1. ignore
2. intimidate
3. put down
4. and be enigmatic/mysterious

for a hot chick, she gets approached on a daily basis by the fruity, giddy superficial personality types. The only way you can stand out is by selectively bringing them down from their pedestal.

That's all there is to it.

I'm glad you enjoyed my post. Good material ~ I did not write it though hence the link to the site it came from (which should be a serious bookmark for all the guys on this board)

:)

looks looks looks looks, even thou women say its not looks its his brain

I bet you and your friend are a blast to go out with :1orglaugh
Do you talk to the guy that bought your drink? Or do you take your drink and walk away?

http://www.theporngate.com/images/yes_its_me.jpg

This guy has it all...:1orglaugh

kinda a small cranium to go his big.......

You have to be a Challenge. You have to make her chase you from the get-go.

1.) Never, under any circumstances, touch her. ALWAYS let her touch you.

2.) Don't talk about yourself, inquire into her life, ask a lot of questions, believe me; she'll do the talking for the both of you.

3.) Be very upfront. Ask her for her HOME phone number, wait 7 days then call her.

4.) Make plans NOT on the weekends, but during the weekdays. Keep your weekends to yourself.

5.) NEVER let your woman be your psychologist. In a woman's head, a man is a man if he can handle his own problems while simultaneously taking care of other people.

6.) Never leave a message on her answering machine.

Believe me, if you practice these and other more common sense activities while hitting on or dating or even being married to a woman, you will never have to hit on another woman again. You will have pimp status.

You see, after putting the method into practice to where it comes naturally to be a challenging mystery, women will flock to you constantly - or - at the least will ALWAYS be waitin for you to make the move.

We are the agressors, but keep that the only part you play in the beginning.

Remember, fellas; those who hesitate, masturbate.:thumbsup

with all this sex talk, im wondering if I should let a female deviginize me

male and female private parts disgust me, so I dont know if I can ever let a girl touch me, but my dad sais that being 34 and a virgin is "not right". So maybe I should have sex. but I really don't want to.

:BangBang:

Wait a sec, what are pointy shoes? Are you saying (leather) cowboy boots do NOT look good in combination with a suit? They are a cool look, has anyone seen Michael Madsen in Reservoir Dogs?

Women are so fucking shallow...

Very true.

I'm very successful at what I do and have the power and money to show it. Call it arrogance if you like.

I also make a girl feel very special, I make her feel as if it's my privilage to shoot her and that I'm excited by the fact she chose me to see her naked. Then during the shoot I make them laugh.

Finish it with telling them I'm a happily married man that would never cheat on his wife and they are usually hitting on me.

Tell a girl she can't and then you're a challenge, she will not even stop to think that you are older than her Father. You are just not allowed to say no.

Your Daddy is wrong, you stay a virgin as long as you can.

Girls can't touch you, so you make up for it by touching yourself a lot. :Graucho