Can't wait to read this whole thing, perfect weekend reading.

This should be a good read.

:Oh crap :Oh crap :1orglaugh

YARGH! SPANNOW's one of the good guys. Great questions. I'm looking forward to this one.

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Wow, are those the tranny's he loves to french kiss?

Awesome choice for an ambush, Spannow is good ass funny people!

Amazing questions, I will definitely stay tuned to get all the dirt on this one!!!

We have to get a few people together again in LA!

xoxo
Leslie

Those questions are harsh!

Good luck with these, Mark. You can come hide in my cube if you need to. :1orglaugh


Ananda

Is this homegrown:stoned or something else?

Homegrown Video / X-Plor Media Group

- Answers are on the way.

haha. i remember this night! vaguely. LOL.

50..........

fitty............one ^^^^^^^^^^^^^BASTID:1orglaugh
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1. How many men have you had a naked shower with? Who has the photos?

Answer: 1. There are no photos. There was a gathering in the Bay Area and I shared a hotel room with 2 other folks. We were in a hurry to meet up for dinner, someone was already in the shower, so I stepped in anyway - I'm shameless like that.

He's off folks:thumbsup

This one is going to be a good one

2. You once got rear ended by a polic car. Was this an accident or a high speed crash intended to stop you?

Answer: True. I was stopped at a red light in traffic and heard a screech of tires. I looked up at my rearview mirror and saw a black and white coming up fast behind me. The cop was reaching down to his radio and apparently didn't notice how fast he was going until he got up on me. He broke hard but it was too late. He slammed into my bumper and when the light went green we pulled over. He came over and apologized and everything and wouldn't you just know - my car suffered NO PHYSICAL DAMAGE. Of all the times to suffer major damage and physical injury THAT would've been the perfect time. But it was was it was and couldn't lie about it - gotta love driving a boat!

I WILL PAY TOP DOLLAR FOR THE PHOTOS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT EXIST.

I would like to say that..............once in a house in San Diego.............Spannow came face to face with a "Naked Niko" and he ALMOST immediately turned away and left the room!

But there are no pics, and no shower was involved! :winkwink:

Have fun with the questions man I am looking forward to this! :thumbsup

3. What has your Associate of Science Multimedia Design degree done for you?

Answer: That single degree program changed my whole life - no kidding! Before that I was a mechanical illustrator/designer (meaning everything was done by hand - illustration, layout and pasteup). I wanted to learn more about computers but had no idea where to begin. When I found that school (in San Diego near La Mesa) I took a tour and asked an instructor if they could "teach me to shoot, capture, edit, apply special effects and output video?" The instructor replied, "Teach you? Watch this!" He then proceeded to trick out some video he already had on his machine and rendered it out. I enrolled the following day. That's where I was introduced to Photoshop among many other programs. Immediately as I learned all this new cool stuff I began applying it out in the world on many eager clients. I've never looked back since then.

5. Ever fucked a midget? Ever fought a midget?

Answer: No and no. I did, however, seriously think about hitting a midget once. It was '92 and we had just pulled into Dubai (in the United Arab Emiretes). We'd been out for many months and hadn't seen a real-live female in what felt like YEARS! So we pulled in and disembarked, heading to the nearest bar. As is too often the case there were hundreds of us in 1 bar (a true sausage fest) and up at the bar, among the sea of guys, was 1 single, solitary blonde girl. Naturally all of us were inching our way up there to get a look at her (it's like that when you've had no action for a long time). I finally got up there and there she was... All 3 feet of her. She was female = that's GREAT!, blonde = that's cool, cute = anything is cute after that long, but she was a true midget. So I looked at her and thought about it. Then I looked around a little bit (at the competition in the hundreds). Looked at ther again. Then I said no. I left and got smashed. That experience did teach me one vaulable lesson - if I ever come back as a female midget, go overseas and hang out at bars on base - you'd have your pick of the litter! :1orglaugh

whats goin on with this thread?

This is going to be a fun one

Not sure why Playboy is wasting their time with the chicks.

these are the same questions we asked him at a get-2-gether in Sac, it's fun watching him answer these questions after a few redbulls

Great questions and answers :gluglug

4. Talk about the Hollywood big break you passed on.

Answer: When I got out of the service in '94 I didn't know what to do. I hadn't gone to college yet so I didn't know computers. I always loved movies though and dreamt of doing special effects in film. So, I sat down with a pile of VHS tapes and ffwd to the end credits to read the special effects companies. I compiled a list of companies and the cities they were in then I called information and got their phone numbers. I called several companies and fished around for information. A guy by the name of John Rosengrant (if I remember correctly) from Stan Winston Studios called me back at home. I was floored cause I KNEW who this guy was! FYI: Stan Winston Studios is the effects company that designed and built the ALIEN, PREDATOR, TERMINATOR, J.P. T-REX, BATMAN, etc... you get the picture. So he asked me to drive up to Van Nuys for an interview (and bring my portfolio). Of course I did! Well I got there I had to sign a non-disclosure form cause they were working on shit that hadn't come out yet and then he gave me a tour of the studio which rocked! After that we went back to his office and he reviewed my portfolio. He said he was impressed and offered me an apprenticeship on the spot. That was a high point of my life! When I came out (I was married at the time) I told my wife what happened and she said,"oh that's too bad." I fired back, "What the fuck are you talking about this is a once in a lifetime opportunity?!?!?" She replied,"well it's an apprenticeship - that doesnt pay and you need to go out and make money!" So I called him back and sadly declined his offer. I frequently wonder where I'd be today if I'd have gone for it anyway despite her. I have regretted that moment ever since then. Hindesight really IS 20/20...

6. Discuss your FBI training.

Answer: I worked at the D.O.J. satellite as their webmaster. I established their in-house video editing department and began producing training videos. One day the Training Department Mgr asked me if I knew how to enhance video and handed me a vhs surveillance tape. I said lemme see what I can do. I "did my thing" to it and they were impressed. They asked me if I could put together a small little powerpoint presentation and would I be interested in making it into a class at an upcoming conference - of ocurse I said yes. So I made this PPT and prepared a small class for this show. The time came and they said here's your itinerary for the Symposium. I began to wonder what I'd gotten myself into. In 2002 I flew to Washington D.C. and delivered a course to Federal, State and Local law enforcement. There were FBI and Secret Service dudes there too I couldn't believe it. I was terrified but reasoned that they didn't know me and therefore assumed that I was an expert - so I walked out on stage (in front of 300 attendees) and was an expert on Surveillance Video Enhancement! LOL The symposium evals came back and folks voted my class in the top 3 classes there so the HTCIA (HiTech Crime Investigation Assoc.) asked me to prepare more classess and start doing these symposiums regularly. I made lots of friends at FBI, SS and all kinds of law enforcement - they all knew about my adult background and didnt care. My friends at the bureau even asked me to apply but THAT offer I had to decline. Even though they were cool with my adult bg that didn't mean I was comfortable with ANOTHER background investigation - fuck that (1st B.I. was for the service: TS Clearance)! Btw, those cops party just like WE do!

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never mind

Pay attention:

5. Ever fucked a midget? Ever fought a midget?

Answer: No and no. I did, however, seriously think about hitting a midget once. It was '92 and we had just pulled into Dubai (in the United Arab Emiretes). We'd been out for many months and hadn't seen a real-live female in what felt like YEARS! So we pulled in and disembarked, heading to the nearest bar. As is too often the case there were hundreds of us in 1 bar (a true sausage fest) and up at the bar, among the sea of guys, was 1 single, solitary blonde girl. Naturally all of us were inching our way up there to get a look at her (it's like that when you've had no action for a long time). I finally got up there and there she was... All 3 feet of her. She was female = that's GREAT!, blonde = that's cool, cute = anything is cute after that long, but she was a true midget. So I looked at her and thought about it. Then I looked around a little bit (at the competition in the hundreds). Looked at ther again. Then I said no. I left and got smashed. That experience did teach me one vaulable lesson - if I ever come back as a female midget, go overseas and hang out at bars on base - you'd have your pick of the litter!

S P A N N O W

can you address your affiliation with the current pres?

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woohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I, and my esteemed collegues, served on the Presidents Advisory Council. We all voted for the war before we voted against it. :1orglaugh

this one should be interesting

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh niiiiiiiiiiiice!

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ok lets keep this baby rollin