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woj 07-10-2006 06:29 PM

150....,... :glugglug

S P A N N O W 07-10-2006 06:34 PM

18. Is it true that you attend auctual Playboy Casting calls?

Answer: TRUE. They are offical PLAYBOY events "flying the bunny" and I'm at every one of them, once a month in a different city. I won't saything more than that except that we are working tirelessly on some great things, and have been for some time now, that will blow you away so stay tuned! This also explains my crazy travel schedule as of late...

Find out where we're going next - click the pic!
http://spannow.adult.com/pb01.gif

High Plains Drifter 07-10-2006 06:47 PM

I can't tell if I'm more jealous about the arms deal with Guido or the tranny makeout sessions.

Vendzilla 07-10-2006 07:23 PM

Whoa, I missed this party, Spannow, I get to play the next sacremento get together!!!!!!! Find some biker bar, get some low moral women, then wait for someone to yell TOGA!!!

S P A N N O W 07-10-2006 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
Whoa, I missed this party, Spannow, I get to play the next sacremento get together!!!!!!! Find some biker bar, get some low moral women, then wait for someone to yell TOGA!!!

Sounds like a plan! :pimp

Dragnet 07-10-2006 08:38 PM

cant put my finger on it but for some reason i just dont like this guy

i know im not the only one here

come on people fess up

who agrees with me

:disgust

S P A N N O W 07-10-2006 09:26 PM

21. Why don't you like girls that claw?

Answer: Because clawing leaves marks and I'm not down with scarring. Rough = sometimes, permanent scars = never. RAWR!

http://www.morgenpost.de/z/photos/p/...e84a04_bmp.jpg

Although for those two (above) I might be willing to bleed a little... :Graucho

Rochard 07-10-2006 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

Two prety boys playing kissy kissy!

sicone 07-10-2006 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard
Two prety boys playing kissy kissy!

If you play your cards right... someday Spannow may let you kiss him too

Rochard 07-10-2006 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone
If you play your cards right... someday Spannow may let you kiss him too

I don't get that drunk in publik. (no typo!)

czarina 07-10-2006 09:54 PM

Well girls, there he is.

S P A N N O W 07-10-2006 10:07 PM

23. Why do you feel it's necessary to take pics of yourself with all the girls at the castings calls when they don't wana take them with you

Answer: FALSE. Taking pics with girls is hardly ever something that is planned - it just sometimes happens, but NEVER at a casting call. We're wrapping on a set or doing a wrap party afterwords, you've got happy models, happy shooters, spirits are flowing, pictures tend to get taken - who would've thought. And from the looks of them nobody looks unhappy in the pics I've seen. Somebody's always gotta hate though... :winkwink:

http://spannow.adult.com/happy.jpg

seeric 07-10-2006 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S P A N N O W
23. Why do you feel it's necessary to take pics of yourself with all the girls at the castings calls when they don't wana take them with you

Answer: FALSE. Taking pics with girls is hardly ever something that is planned - it just sometimes happens, but NEVER at a casting call. We're wrapping on a set or doing a wrap party afterwords, you've got happy models, happy shooters, spirits are flowing, pictures tend to get taken - who would've thought. And from the looks of them nobody looks unhappy in the pics I've seen. Somebody's always gotta hate though... :winkwink:

http://spannow.adult.com/happy.jpg


cuz he's a motha fuckin P.I.M.P.

why even ask questions? :winkwink:

Deej 07-10-2006 11:34 PM

This Ambush is one of the best....keep posting SPANNOW

S P A N N O W 07-10-2006 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej
This Ambush is one of the best....keep posting SPANNOW

Gee thx! :)

SleazyDream 07-10-2006 11:37 PM

yeah - keep posting spannow!!!!!!!!!!!!


smooch

S P A N N O W 07-11-2006 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
yeah - keep posting spannow!!!!!!!!!!!!


smooch

Now you're talkin' :Graucho

S P A N N O W 07-11-2006 12:12 AM

24. sacromento gatherings? real reason - what happened to your VIP status at the most recent one

Answer: Entirely my fault. I waited till the last minute to leave and when I got there a huge line had formed. I'm not going to cut in front of everyone who'd been waiting there ahead of me - that would be weak. So I waited in line like everybody else until I got in, no worries. It took a long time to get in and, although excessvie, it was the least I could do since folks had shown up and were already inside. As for a V.I.P. status, that's something I have never claimed and it's laughable when others do.

http://snarfed.org/space/Camp+Amelia.../line/line.jpg

S P A N N O W 07-11-2006 12:15 AM

25. Is it true you were tempted to sabatouge a webmaster access event? Anthing to do with the fact that you weren't allowed to go.

Answer: FALSE and FALSE. Somebody did talk about that once before but it definitely wasn't me. I've been to plenty shows and skipping a few is fine by me - now I do all the PLAYBOY events.

http://spannow.adult.com/dayattheoffice.jpg

http://spannow.adult.com/sanantonio.jpg

S P A N N O W 07-11-2006 12:18 AM

26. Do you still rely info to people outside the company about people inside the office? How pissed was Lensman when he caught you making your secret cell phone call?

Answer: FALSE. This question derives from one incident where I was informed that someone under me fucked up big time. Since I'm ultimately responsible for their actions I immediately confronted them about it (over the phone) since they're not local. Lensman disagreed with that decision and that was that. There was no drama or secret calls, LOL = some people...

http://www.diversefinance.co.uk/data...ping-at-53.jpg

:1orglaugh

S P A N N O W 07-11-2006 12:24 AM

27. How many girls from the industry have you fucked?

Answer: Every single goddamned one of them BONEPRONE-style! ...And twice on Tuesdays!

http://spannow.adult.com/spannow_001.jpg
http://spannow.adult.com/spannow_002.jpg
http://spannow.adult.com/spannow_003.jpg
http://spannow.adult.com/spannow_004.jpg
http://spannow.adult.com/spannow_004.jpg
http://spannow.adult.com/spannow_006.jpg

http://spannow.adult.com/biglaugh.gif

As if!

S P A N N O W 07-11-2006 12:26 AM

29. Do only gay guys collect star wars stuff?

Answer: FALSE. Clarification: I'm a movie memorabilia junky. I love science fiction, action/adventure films and collect anything cool I can find. So although the notion is that I love only Star Wars it's not true. I love any good science fiction movie out there.

http://www.greggoconnell.com/uploade...nal-721565.jpg

Go Aquaman! :1orglaugh

S P A N N O W 07-11-2006 12:27 AM

Ok that's it for now. There's only a handful of questions I haven't finished answering yet and those will have to wait til tomorrow! :sleep

Tachy goes to coventry 07-11-2006 12:34 AM

seems like a real ladies man. or a man's man. i cannot decide which.

Dragnet 07-11-2006 12:42 AM

i don't care about any of this shite i still dont like this fucker

fuck you whatever your name is

:321GFY

2HousePlague 07-11-2006 12:44 AM

Hmmm. [just doing a little quick calculation, here]...

All the porn stars... [@$%#$$^@x*Y=...]...

2X on Tuesdays ... [123,57...carry the 8...%$#$%#(x-y)...]...

SPANNOW has had sex with a porn star about 7,268 times -- :pimp




:1orglaugh

2hp

S P A N N O W 07-11-2006 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2HousePlague
Hmmm. [just doing a little quick calculation, here]...

All the porn stars... [@$%#$$^@x*Y=...]...

2X on Tuesdays ... [123,57...carry the 8...%$#$%#(x-y)...]...

SPANNOW has had sex with a porn star about 7,268 times -- :pimp




:1orglaugh

2hp

AFTERWORDS...

http://www.martinidez.com/commute/image/sleep.jpg

S P A N N O W 07-11-2006 04:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
Whoa, I missed this party, Spannow, I get to play the next sacremento get together!!!!!!! Find some biker bar, get some low moral women, then wait for someone to yell TOGA!!!

No worries bro we'll throw something fun soon enough! :thumbsup

lulu36 07-11-2006 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S P A N N O W
29. Do only gay guys collect star wars stuff?

Answer: FALSE. Clarification: I'm a movie memorabilia junky. I love science fiction, action/adventure films and collect anything cool I can find. So although the notion is that I love only Star Wars it's not true. I love any good science fiction movie out there.

http://www.greggoconnell.com/uploade...nal-721565.jpg

Go Aquaman! :1orglaugh


omg, AQUAMAN. too funny! thanks for the entertaining pics too.

High Plains Drifter 07-11-2006 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S P A N N O W
27. How many girls from the industry have you fucked?

Answer: Every single goddamned one of them BONEPRONE-style! ...And twice on Tuesdays!

http://spannow.adult.com/biglaugh.gif

As if!


Hey, I see you posting the same pic twice to stretch your conquest list.

Vendzilla 07-11-2006 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S P A N N O W
No worries bro we'll throw something fun soon enough! :thumbsup

That's what I want to hear!!

lulu36 07-11-2006 01:03 PM

the almost done bump!

Matiz 07-11-2006 02:28 PM

Great ambush!

S P A N N O W 07-11-2006 11:13 PM

19. How did you get the nickname "needybitch"?

and

20. Why can't you handle it when people don't like you

Answer: I'd prefer it if everyone got along but the reality of it is that some people are just unhappy, unpleasant to be around, and nothings gonna change that. Therefore it USED to really bother me when someone was unfriendly. Recently, a trusted friend told me something that shocked me,"it's OK for YOU to not like someone back." It was amazing, I had never actually thought about conciously NOT liking someone. After that I began to evaluate the people around me and realized that I don't like some of them. So I stopped making effort to build inroads to them or establish friendship where it was unwelcome. It was at that point that it didn't matter to me anymore how they felt about me. Drag it has to be like that but such is life. What a relief!

http://www.prowleronline.com/ubb/ima...ckin-cares.jpg

:winkwink:

S P A N N O W 07-11-2006 11:18 PM

17. Could you explain why someone would ask you if you "needed a pillow"?

Answer: It must've been out of common courtesy - who knows? Perhaps I looked uncomfortable at the time...

http://spannow.adult.com/needapillow.jpg

:1orglaugh

S P A N N O W 07-11-2006 11:21 PM

28. What exactly did you do and where did you serve in the military?

Answer: Supply: Management Specialist. While in the U.S. Military I did 3 (6 month) deployments overseas in 4 years to many different countries. In normal operations I managed the supply inventories (lotsa good bartering happening there lemme tell ya!). In the middle of nowhere deployed for months at a time dudes will trade anything for a case of Captain Crunch cereal! LOL Consequently I always had new boots and gear and free access to the MARS Radio Room (where we could call home whenever/wherever). During Battlestations (on my first boat I manned a .50 cal providing cover for advancing Marines) and the next two boats I worked with the Hospital Corpsmen putting "damaged" soldiers back together.

'89 - '94
- Desert Storm
- Somalia

U.S.S. Vancouver LPD-2
http://spannow.adult.com/lpd2.jpg

U.S.S. Ranger CV-61
http://spannow.adult.com/cv61.jpg

U.S.S. Lake Champlain CG-57
http://spannow.adult.com/cg57.jpg


Countries visited (a couple times each):
http://spannow.adult.com/mymap.gif

So one day I'm walking through a water-tight (half-ton) door on the ship and this dude in front of me slams the door behind him. I jumped back and felt a tug on my left hand. Apparently I didn't jump back fast enough as my thumb got caught in the hinge of the steel door and popped off. In disbelief I looked at my thumbless hand and figure,"wow, that really hurts..." I calmly opened the door, picked up my thumb and walked to medical (calm because I was prolly in shock). So they looked at my injury and shouted,"OH SHIT! Dude, you've gotta get to Balboa (hospital in San Diego)!" There was no duty driver available atm so I had to drive myself (stick shift). Got there at 9am, they didn't call me till around 1pm and the doctor told me,"well it severed just after the last knuckle there so I don't have any skin to sew it on with - I'll have to sew it through the finger nail." Well shit, what could I say - don't sew it back on?! So he did the best he could - sewed it on - its been like 15 years since and today my thumb works fine. Folks don't even know that anything happened to it - unless I tell them. :thumbsup

sharp 07-11-2006 11:27 PM

word2thisthread

S P A N N O W 07-11-2006 11:52 PM

30. Who do you look up to in online adult? Down on?

Answer: I look up to anyone who did it on their own (earned it). I gotta give props to Toolguy - the guy is brilliant and were it not for him I would have left a long time ago. Countless times I went to that guy for advice and he never let me down - I've got mad respect for him. Our crew is also amazing - the things they do and the time they do it in are beyond belief sometimes. Hats-off to a great team!

http://www.pinkonthego.com/pbpp/images/116.jpg

http://spannow.adult.com/motleycrew2.jpg

http://www.pinkonthego.com/pbpp/images/224.JPG

http://spannow.adult.com/motleycrew.jpg

I look down on lazy people who do just enough to get by and rely on others to save their ass and their their job. With respect to Answer #20: I may not push you off the cliff myself, but I damn sure don't have to save you...

http://spannow.adult.com/falling.jpg

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 07-11-2006 11:56 PM

This has been a fantastic interview, enjoyed it.

Deraj 07-11-2006 11:59 PM

Haha.. this is a bad ass interview.. one of those that you look at and say.. "hmm... that guys life must really suck... fucking models is a rough life"


oh mighty SPANNOW.. TEACH ME !!!! =)

2HousePlague 07-12-2006 12:05 AM

Kinda looks like Donny a little bit, donnit...

http://pornacre.com/images/images/1314.jpg


...on the left.



2hp

S P A N N O W 07-12-2006 12:13 AM

Thx fellas, only a few questions left to answer - I'm working on it....

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-12-2006 12:14 AM

Bump for a kneegrow....

S P A N N O W 07-12-2006 12:20 AM

22. Is it true 'the prince of tides' is your favorite movie?

Answer: FALSE. But Lens would love it to be true... Read into that whatever you like! :1orglaugh

http://www.jennifer-too.com/tides/prince.gif

Choppa 07-12-2006 12:28 AM

Spannow is the main dawg :pimp :pimp :pimp :pimp

great to see ambush finally do an interview with the man :thumbsup :thumbsup

Dragnet 07-12-2006 12:42 AM

http://www.skiesrblue.com/Blank%20Spacer.jpg

baddog 07-12-2006 01:20 AM

good interview . . .. almost like work doing them though, aren't they? :)

S P A N N O W 07-12-2006 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
good interview . . .. almost like work doing them though, aren't they? :)

Thx man! Yeah, almost done......

S P A N N O W 07-12-2006 01:52 AM

31. What kind of car do you drive? Post pics of your home. Discuss.

Answer: A Chrysler LHS - 256HP V-6

http://spannow.adult.com/mycar.jpg

S P A N N O W 07-12-2006 01:53 AM

My Home: Some of the only pics I have handy are from the infamous Halloween parties so bear with me...

G A M E R O O M :

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/curre...nnowHP-052.jpg

http://www.profuzion.com/halloween/photos/pics/011.JPG

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/curre...nnowHP-130.jpg

http://www.profuzion.com/halloween/photos/pics/167.jpg


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