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. . . you?ve ever had to siphon gas from your lawn mower to put into your truck.
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. . . you?ve ever paid for a six-pack of beer with pennies.
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. . . there are hubcap wind chimes anywhere on your block.
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post Bot Alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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. . . you have a Bud Light pool-table light hanging over your dining room table.
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. . . the strongest smell in your house is butane.
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. . . you think paprika is a Third World country.
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. . . you ask the preacher, ?How?s it hanging??
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. . . you go to a stock car race and don?t need a program.
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. . . you think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d?oeuvre.
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. . . you played the banjo in your high school band.
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. . . the velvet paintings in your house were bought from an art dealer on the side of the highway.
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. . . you have no hubcaps on your car because you?re using them to feed your hunting dogs.
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. . . you can?t visit relatives without getting mud on your tires.
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. . . your mother doesn?t put shoes on to go grocery shopping.
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. . . you?ve ever been blacklisted by a bowling alley.
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. . . you honest-to-God think women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.
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. . . anyone in your family has ever purchased peroxide in a gallon container.
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. . . you don?t think baseball players spit and scratch too much.
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. . . you?ve ever been to a wedding reception at the Waffle House.
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. . . your dog has ever brought home something that you cooked for dinner.
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. . . you owe a taxidermist more than your monthly income.
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. . . you?ve ever caught bugs just so you could throw them in the bug zapper.
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. . . you have a Hefty Bag for a passenger-side window.
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. . . you?ve ever hollered, ?Rock the house, Bubba!? during a piano recital.
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. . . your kids? favorite bedtime story is ?Curious George and the High Voltage Fence.?
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. . . your watchband is wider than any book you?ve ever read.
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. . . you know who is actually leading the Winston Cup series.
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. . . you?ve ever had to turn your pickup truck around because of bridge clearance restrictions.
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. . . your favorite beer company cannot afford to advertise.
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. . . you?ve ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
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. . . you time your belches to achieve a personal best.
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Hey Guys and Gals we are getting really close to this party who wants to get wet & party with the hot girls on stage?????
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See you guys soon! :)
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Woohoo! Looking forward to this!
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gonna be a great party...can't wait!
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This party is going to be so much fun!!!! Wet boobies :)
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I can't wait to party with the AR peeps!
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