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400 .. Polo
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Another great party that I wouldn't miss
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bump for a bad ass party
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someone say Party ?
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3 more to go .. Someone get this win
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now there is 2
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Can I do 1 more ?
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bump for Adult Rental! :thumbsup
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Quote:
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Here's one from me
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Here's another one for Adult Rental... :)
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did i win?????????????????
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meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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I'm the winner
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woooooooooooooooooof
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i am winninggggggggg
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lalallala dave is my dad
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woooooooooooooooof
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ok lets post some jokes
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lalallalalaallalala
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You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
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. . . you were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45?s.
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. . . you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.
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. . . your front porch collapses and four dogs get killed.
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. . . you no longer drink wine ever since the screw cap got caught up your nose.
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. . . you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
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. . . that billboard that says, ?Say No To Crack? reminds you to pull up your jeans.
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. . . you go to your family reunions looking for a date.
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. . . you think a Volvo is part of a woman?s anatomy.
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. . . your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
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. . . you?ve got more than three cousins named ?Bubba?.
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. . . you have an Elvis Jell-O mold.
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. . . taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
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. . . you?ve got more than one other named ?Darryl?.
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. . . you ever won first prize in a tobacco spittin? contest.
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. . . on Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.
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. . . you?ve ever come home and found crime scene tape across your front porch.
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. . . your favorite entree is Spam barbecued on the grill.
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. . . your child?s first words were, ?Attention K-Mart shoppers!?.
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. . . your idea of high-quality entertainment is a six-pack and a bug-zapper.
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. . . your whole family is Democrats except little Mary. She got to readin?.
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. . . you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are ?Gentlemen, start your engines.?
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. . . you kissed your own wife at midnight at the New Year?s Eve party.
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. . . you?ve ever taken reading material into an airplane restroom.
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. . . you?ve ever gotten an official letter of recognition from a tobacco or beer company.
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. . . you vacuum the sheets instead of washing them.
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. . . you?ve ever valet parked a snow plow.
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. . . you?ve ever stood in line to have your picture made with a freak of nature.
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. . . you break wind in public and blame it on your kid.
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