Ya know I still love ya, even though ya don't like blondes right?

:) :) :)

JJ

Yes, I'm gay as in happy ....

Hey Jenna can you email me [email protected]

have a question for you

Ooooohhh, Seka! You really took me back to my early porn snooping years with that one Shemp!:winkwink:


Jenna baby, you look fantastic on these pictures on this board. Since it's the porn biz I can't be 100% your breasts are real but they sure look like it! You've been around for a while so you would know this, how come the producers don't use more natural and naturally looking pretty girls.

The amount of streched chests and post op slits under the tits are out of control! There has to be more naturally sexy girls trying to get in the biz? Right? Or is that all that's available

I didn't know who Jenna Jameson was, I asked a few people over here and they all said "yea I know who she is", I quess she must be famous if those nonwebmasters know who she is

I wuv you Jenna :(

Jenna - How come you prefer to live in the middle of nowhere when you could live anywhere you want? Just curious whats out there besides craters and trailer homes... Wouldnt you like to live on the coast with a huge yacht etc...?

im starting to have my doubts, why would jenna jameson spend half her weekend talking to a bunch of wemasters, as if she doesnt have parties and stuff?

yo jena, i got your dvd yesterday (My Plaything: Jenna Jameson ) some good stuff :))) but most of it you probably faked it right ?:)))

btw: you the sexiest girl ever :)))

lol, well. It could be that she is just having some fun ...


Funnier thing is everybody is asking her to mail them, so they can spread around that 'Jenna J." emailed them. I saw posts on other boards already 'bragging' about it ... kids :)

Obviously "someone" hasn't been to Scottsdale! It is one of the most beautiful places I've lived... Plus, it's nice and quiet, it gives me more time to sit around and chat up webmasters!


LOL
JJ

wow. i've been mentioned by JJ.

too cute...
JJ

I am sick of nice and quite, I miss the loud and crazy city,
to bad when I live in the city I end up with $1000's of dollars in monthly fines:glugglug

rofl

So what do you do in Scottsdale when your not "chatting up" with us? Are your fingers getting tired yet?..... FROM TYPING OF COURSE~

Talk to Britney about getting one of those oxygen tanks for your long flights -- ;) Well seriously -- I think I read that you should at least take aspirin before long flights to avoid blood clots... Flying all the time must be a real drag -- I bet you got like a secret airport w/ a private lear jet and all that... ever broke the sound barrier?

Are you lunkenheimers still doubting that this is really Jenna? She is the real deal. She is now officially one of CD's models, and anyone that knows anything about anything knows that I only accept originals. :thumbsup


Plus, you can only get so far with having party after party after party. Sooner or later everyone, even Jenna, has got to find a home and do some real, genuine living. (and surfing, posting etc).
Only a lunkenheimer would argue with me on this.

As you should. See Jenna knows where it's at. Shit in 10 years fuck FOX and Howard fucking Stern -- these bitches are on the way out -- washed up losers -- TV is going down -- the future is right fucking here on the internet with porn and GFY... Who wants to watch fucking Howard Stern on TV when tits are censored!!! FUCK HOWARD STERN! AND FUCK conservaTiVe TV.

Absolutely! Yes, it's hot sometimes, but when the rest of you are freezing your nuts off all winter long, we're outside playing in shorts most of the time.

And as always, it's a dry heat ;)

If Jerry Springer AND Howard Stern aren't on GFY in the next 10 years begging for traffic I will get a GFY tatoo on my fucking forehead.

i bet that would look funky fly ;)

farthest south i've been is nc and i found the heat nasty as hell. i would prolly die in arizona in the winter lol

living there would be torture for me. plus i'd miss all the snow :)

Here in sunny southern ca its mostly beautiful all year round. I wouldnt trade it to live anywhere in the world. This is how I see it.

Q: What is the best country you could live in?
A: Majority of you people would agree USA.

Q: What is the best state in the USA?
A: Most would agree CA

Q: Best part of CA?
A: Southern

Q: Best city in Southern CA?
A: Newport Beach

I know this is just my opinion and everyone may feel this way about their hometown but I feel lucky to have been born and raised here.

BTW... Im 3 minutes from the ocean and 1 hour from the snow.

and 20 minutes from SNOW. hehe

I've driven from Florida to LA about 10 times now -- and I can honestly say my favorite part of the drive is through Arizona... Take a look...

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That's just in black and white -- the colors are spectactular... no smog out there and not much moisture -- you can see for miles and miles -- just fucking purple mountain majesty...

The only depressing part is if you look to the west over the mountains you can barely notice the yellow fucking smog of California...

california = earthquakes. i'd live in alaska before cali heh

Southern Cali beach is nice but it sucks compared to South Florida.

Southrn Cali:

1. Water is too cold. Nobody besides little children can enjoy the water without a wetsuit.
2. Girls don't wear bikinis because it's too cold and windy most of the time.
3. Smog and pollution from the worst traffic congestion on the planet.
4. No snorkeling no reefs... the water is polluted. I hardly ever see people swimming, waterskiiing, sail boarding, surfing, etc... In South Florida everyone is in the water doing shit.
5. Parking sucks in Socal -- you can't even pull your car up to the beach -- and in most places unless you want to walk really far you have to have a neighborhood decal.
6. Most of the beach is taken up by lame multi-million $ real-estate in SoCal.
7. Mexican chicks just aren't nearly as hot as the latin chicks in Miami!!!!!!

The women in South Florida are way hotter -- they're a lot thinner and they all have excellent tans... SoCal and South Florida -- it's like night and day w/ the women -- trust me I've lived in both. South Florida has way more hot topless women on the beach too.

Whoa! Itt's kinda hard to get in the middle of those two arguments. SoCal is incredibly cool, L.A. is heaven on earth (as long as you have $$$) and San Diego is one of the most beautiful cities in the country but...

Miami!!!!!! Hard to argue with that!

I used to live in Miami, and I have to agree... The women are so incredibly hot it's unbelievable. I probably would still be living there, but the partying got in the way of work. I certainly never wanted to leave South Beach to go to New Jersey and dance! UGH!

JJ

NO WAY IN HELL... THE ONLY THING YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT WAS THE PARKING CONDITIONS...

and i have a garage to eliminate that issue. I live steps from sand.

As for the water... sure its cold in the winter but its nice the rest of the year... Maybe it was the girls you were with that didnt wear bikinis (overweight possibly) but I see em all day long. No smog down here in NB, your thinking of LA. Plenty of snorkeling, you just have to know where to go. Not much reef though, your right. But great fish to spear. I was out on our boat yesterday and there were lots of Wave runners, water skiiers, wake boarders, surfers, swimmers, even divers.... The water is great, you must be thinking of HB's water problems... Lame multi million $ real estate? how can any multi million dollar estate be lame? The houses along the sand here are gorgeous and teh 10+ million dollar homes in the Harbor are very nice... As for the girls... just ask hugh heffner, he voted so cal as having the finest girls in the USA. He also rated our community college here in town to hold the finest girls in the nation. This was years back but I doubt much has changed in his opinion. Oh ya... and i wish there were less mexican girls around here since I find them the least appealing of all women. Never been to Miami so I cant say its not as nice as here but from what Ive seen on Miami Vice, Im over it.
:2 cents:

i fuckin' love you man....

dammit. me too.

Can this possibly be true?

this has the makin's of getting ugly.

god help us all if I have three more beers and need to spell it out....

yeah.... gfy traffic is down...... lol

Hahaha, absolutely ;)

Do you have a slight drinking problem? You mention beer a lot:helpme :glugglug :winkwink:


You remind me of DrinkingHard, who hasn't been here for quite a while.

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I'm going to rant because I really was disappointed by LA... ;) I'll admit I haven't really explored San Diego... but north of that I didn't see anything that impressed me.

I rest my case. You've never been there. Everyone in Florida thinks that in LA everyone wears flipflops and tanktops all year round like in FL -- that's just not the case -- in LA even in the summer it gets very cold at night -- you have to wear a jacket most of the time... this is because LA is a) further north than FL b) a desert climate -- ie: it doesn't rain and c) FL has the warm Gulf Steam to keep the water warm.

Miami Vice? hehe... You know they flimed Baywatch in Venice Beach where i lived for almost a year and I can honestly say I only saw THREE babes rollerskating in a bikini the ENTIRE time I lived there!! You watch Baywatch and you would think it's nothing but chicks in bikinis on rollerblades -- these are just models paid to roll in front of the camera for $$$ -- it's a big fucking joke -- the real Venice Beach is lots of tourists, street vendors, bums, art fags, dope heads, drug dealers and retired crack whores w/ a few retired celebrities here and there in disguise (they call it "bumming it up"). Once and a while you will see a hot babe in a bikini on the beach but she has got a whole camera crew with her and body guards and as soon as the camera goes off she's got a warm blanket and she's off to the next shoot... Everyone stays on the boardwalk -- the beaches are literally empty almost all day except for the sleeping homeless people -- a few tourists desperate to see the ocean -- and there are actually some babes near a little area by the police station during the summer when it's not too cold or too windy.

Here's the map:

<img src="http://www.usc.edu/org/seagrant/beach/boxes.gif">

Pretty much it's all waterfront homes and zero babes from Malibu down south except for a few in Venice, Hermosa, and Long Beach...

In South Florida you can pretty much drive right along down the beach A1A from Delray all the way to Miami... the people that live there actually have access to the beaches -- what a concept ;) PCH is a joke -- PCH is designed to keep traffic away from the wealthy waterfront property owners and you will rarely see the water along PCH except for along the cliffs in Malibu where it's pretty much deserted...

The Fly is right. If you want to make a beach argument you are gonna have a hard time defending Cali over Florida. Actually South Beach alone has a higher amount of HOT chicks in Bikinis on the streets than Cali has on the beaches. I know it's hard to believe if you haven't been there but it's true. You have beaches in spots on the west coast that are really hot but overall it doesn't stay hot enough to compete. The closest place you are going to see hot babes in bikinis in world famous Malibu is Zuma, the last public beach before you get to Malibu!

Miami is one big adult playground! The clubs are hot, the women are exotic & half naked, & honestly I don't think they even let ugly people over the Biscayne bay bridge to come into South Beach! Quality Control!

jenna check your email, i sent you b usiness question
its from [email protected] thanks talk soon

the posts are getting to large for us 'special' folks to read.

i agreee. i am lost alredy and i have only red this page.

Yeah I hadn't been to Miami in a while -- but when I was just down there I was really blown away... it is kindof like an adult playground -- I was talking to this girl on the beach w/ a big ass -- she tells me she's an escort -- "yeah all the girls here are escorts", she says -- I almost had to believe her -- it seems there is a lot of money and pussy slingin going on down there -- everyone is slingin something -- it's a little too much when you can walk down the street and see 4 shops in a row and they are all selling skanky hot high heels... I got a woody just window shopping... :(

I hit Zuma, Malibu and Venice beaches when I was in So Cal. Sorry, none of them (or all 3 combined) could compare to Grand Beach which is 1 hour north of Winnipeg, for babes or sand quality. Not even close. Don't believe me? Hey, believe what you want, but I know.

Jenna would look good on Grand Beach. Laying on my air mattress.

I really want to know how you found yourself in Arizona?

I know it's nice and quiet but you could have moved to Malibu, Westchester, NY, or a ton of other places whare you could get some peace & quiet but still be 5 minutes away from what you need business-wise. Obviously NY & L.A. are most important to your future biz plans since I can tell that you will be on TV a lot more in the future.

Did your boyfreind convince you to come out there or something?

Maybe it's a tax issue... what's the income tax in Arizona?

Phoenix has the best Metal radio stations.

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