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TheFLY 06-15-2002 03:39 PM

If Jerry Springer AND Howard Stern aren't on GFY in the next 10 years begging for traffic I will get a GFY tatoo on my fucking forehead.

poolie 06-15-2002 03:47 PM

i bet that would look funky fly ;)

FlyingIguana 06-15-2002 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim



Absolutely! Yes, it's hot sometimes, but when the rest of you are freezing your nuts off all winter long, we're outside playing in shorts most of the time.

And as always, it's a dry heat ;)

farthest south i've been is nc and i found the heat nasty as hell. i would prolly die in arizona in the winter lol

living there would be torture for me. plus i'd miss all the snow :)

Morgan 06-15-2002 04:01 PM

Here in sunny southern ca its mostly beautiful all year round. I wouldnt trade it to live anywhere in the world. This is how I see it.

Q: What is the best country you could live in?
A: Majority of you people would agree USA.

Q: What is the best state in the USA?
A: Most would agree CA

Q: Best part of CA?
A: Southern

Q: Best city in Southern CA?
A: Newport Beach

I know this is just my opinion and everyone may feel this way about their hometown but I feel lucky to have been born and raised here.

Morgan 06-15-2002 04:02 PM

BTW... Im 3 minutes from the ocean and 1 hour from the snow.

and 20 minutes from SNOW. hehe

TheFLY 06-15-2002 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana


farthest south i've been is nc and i found the heat nasty as hell. i would prolly die in arizona in the winter lol

living there would be torture for me. plus i'd miss all the snow :)

I've driven from Florida to LA about 10 times now -- and I can honestly say my favorite part of the drive is through Arizona... Take a look...

--> http://secretcurves.com/sunset.jpg

That's just in black and white -- the colors are spectactular... no smog out there and not much moisture -- you can see for miles and miles -- just fucking purple mountain majesty...

The only depressing part is if you look to the west over the mountains you can barely notice the yellow fucking smog of California...

FlyingIguana 06-15-2002 04:21 PM

california = earthquakes. i'd live in alaska before cali heh

TheFLY 06-15-2002 04:21 PM

Southern Cali beach is nice but it sucks compared to South Florida.

Southrn Cali:

1. Water is too cold. Nobody besides little children can enjoy the water without a wetsuit.
2. Girls don't wear bikinis because it's too cold and windy most of the time.
3. Smog and pollution from the worst traffic congestion on the planet.
4. No snorkeling no reefs... the water is polluted. I hardly ever see people swimming, waterskiiing, sail boarding, surfing, etc... In South Florida everyone is in the water doing shit.
5. Parking sucks in Socal -- you can't even pull your car up to the beach -- and in most places unless you want to walk really far you have to have a neighborhood decal.
6. Most of the beach is taken up by lame multi-million $ real-estate in SoCal.
7. Mexican chicks just aren't nearly as hot as the latin chicks in Miami!!!!!!

The women in South Florida are way hotter -- they're a lot thinner and they all have excellent tans... SoCal and South Florida -- it's like night and day w/ the women -- trust me I've lived in both. South Florida has way more hot topless women on the beach too.

Pornwolf 06-15-2002 04:48 PM

Whoa! Itt's kinda hard to get in the middle of those two arguments. SoCal is incredibly cool, L.A. is heaven on earth (as long as you have $$$) and San Diego is one of the most beautiful cities in the country but...

Miami!!!!!! Hard to argue with that!

Jenna Jameson 06-15-2002 04:54 PM

I used to live in Miami, and I have to agree... The women are so incredibly hot it's unbelievable. I probably would still be living there, but the partying got in the way of work. I certainly never wanted to leave South Beach to go to New Jersey and dance! UGH!

JJ

Morgan 06-15-2002 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Southern Cali beach is nice but it sucks compared to South Florida.

Southrn Cali:

1. Water is too cold. Nobody besides little children can enjoy the water without a wetsuit.
2. Girls don't wear bikinis because it's too cold and windy most of the time.
3. Smog and pollution from the worst traffic congestion on the planet.
4. No snorkeling no reefs... the water is polluted. I hardly ever see people swimming, waterskiiing, sail boarding, surfing, etc... In South Florida everyone is in the water doing shit.
5. Parking sucks in Socal -- you can't even pull your car up to the beach -- and in most places unless you want to walk really far you have to have a neighborhood decal.
6. Most of the beach is taken up by lame multi-million $ real-estate in SoCal.
7. Mexican chicks just aren't nearly as hot as the latin chicks in Miami!!!!!!

The women in South Florida are way hotter -- they're a lot thinner and they all have excellent tans... SoCal and South Florida -- it's like night and day w/ the women -- trust me I've lived in both. South Florida has way more hot topless women on the beach too.

NO WAY IN HELL... THE ONLY THING YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT WAS THE PARKING CONDITIONS...

and i have a garage to eliminate that issue. I live steps from sand.

As for the water... sure its cold in the winter but its nice the rest of the year... Maybe it was the girls you were with that didnt wear bikinis (overweight possibly) but I see em all day long. No smog down here in NB, your thinking of LA. Plenty of snorkeling, you just have to know where to go. Not much reef though, your right. But great fish to spear. I was out on our boat yesterday and there were lots of Wave runners, water skiiers, wake boarders, surfers, swimmers, even divers.... The water is great, you must be thinking of HB's water problems... Lame multi million $ real estate? how can any multi million dollar estate be lame? The houses along the sand here are gorgeous and teh 10+ million dollar homes in the Harbor are very nice... As for the girls... just ask hugh heffner, he voted so cal as having the finest girls in the USA. He also rated our community college here in town to hold the finest girls in the nation. This was years back but I doubt much has changed in his opinion. Oh ya... and i wish there were less mexican girls around here since I find them the least appealing of all women. Never been to Miami so I cant say its not as nice as here but from what Ive seen on Miami Vice, Im over it.
:2 cents:

Amputate Your Head 06-15-2002 05:16 PM

i fuckin' love you man....

quiet 06-15-2002 05:21 PM

dammit. me too.

goodgirl 06-15-2002 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
Okay, as promised, direct from JJ herself,


http://ampcontent.com/pics/jen01.jpg

and


http://ampcontent.com/pics/jen02.jpg



I would also like to thank Aaronm for allowing me to host these off his server, since I could not beat that damn .htaccess (at least I know that works)

Oh, and thanks Jenna

Can this possibly be true?

Amputate Your Head 06-15-2002 05:30 PM

this has the makin's of getting ugly.

Amputate Your Head 06-15-2002 05:31 PM

god help us all if I have three more beers and need to spell it out....

Amputate Your Head 06-15-2002 05:33 PM

yeah.... gfy traffic is down...... lol

Kimmykim 06-15-2002 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
yeah.... gfy traffic is down...... lol

Hahaha, absolutely ;)

Naughty 06-15-2002 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
god help us all if I have three more beers and need to spell it out....
Do you have a slight drinking problem? You mention beer a lot:helpme :glugglug :winkwink:


You remind me of DrinkingHard, who hasn't been here for quite a while.

Naughty 06-15-2002 06:10 PM

550

TheFLY 06-15-2002 07:12 PM

I'm going to rant because I really was disappointed by LA... ;) I'll admit I haven't really explored San Diego... but north of that I didn't see anything that impressed me.

Quote:

Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
Never been to Miami so I cant say its not as nice as here but from what Ive seen on Miami Vice, Im over it.
:2 cents:

I rest my case. You've never been there. Everyone in Florida thinks that in LA everyone wears flipflops and tanktops all year round like in FL -- that's just not the case -- in LA even in the summer it gets very cold at night -- you have to wear a jacket most of the time... this is because LA is a) further north than FL b) a desert climate -- ie: it doesn't rain and c) FL has the warm Gulf Steam to keep the water warm.

Miami Vice? hehe... You know they flimed Baywatch in Venice Beach where i lived for almost a year and I can honestly say I only saw THREE babes rollerskating in a bikini the ENTIRE time I lived there!! You watch Baywatch and you would think it's nothing but chicks in bikinis on rollerblades -- these are just models paid to roll in front of the camera for $$$ -- it's a big fucking joke -- the real Venice Beach is lots of tourists, street vendors, bums, art fags, dope heads, drug dealers and retired crack whores w/ a few retired celebrities here and there in disguise (they call it "bumming it up"). Once and a while you will see a hot babe in a bikini on the beach but she has got a whole camera crew with her and body guards and as soon as the camera goes off she's got a warm blanket and she's off to the next shoot... Everyone stays on the boardwalk -- the beaches are literally empty almost all day except for the sleeping homeless people -- a few tourists desperate to see the ocean -- and there are actually some babes near a little area by the police station during the summer when it's not too cold or too windy.

Here's the map:

<img src="http://www.usc.edu/org/seagrant/beach/boxes.gif">

Pretty much it's all waterfront homes and zero babes from Malibu down south except for a few in Venice, Hermosa, and Long Beach...

In South Florida you can pretty much drive right along down the beach A1A from Delray all the way to Miami... the people that live there actually have access to the beaches -- what a concept ;) PCH is a joke -- PCH is designed to keep traffic away from the wealthy waterfront property owners and you will rarely see the water along PCH except for along the cliffs in Malibu where it's pretty much deserted...

Pornwolf 06-15-2002 07:29 PM

The Fly is right. If you want to make a beach argument you are gonna have a hard time defending Cali over Florida. Actually South Beach alone has a higher amount of HOT chicks in Bikinis on the streets than Cali has on the beaches. I know it's hard to believe if you haven't been there but it's true. You have beaches in spots on the west coast that are really hot but overall it doesn't stay hot enough to compete. The closest place you are going to see hot babes in bikinis in world famous Malibu is Zuma, the last public beach before you get to Malibu!

Miami is one big adult playground! The clubs are hot, the women are exotic & half naked, & honestly I don't think they even let ugly people over the Biscayne bay bridge to come into South Beach! Quality Control!

crazedking 06-15-2002 07:32 PM

jenna check your email, i sent you b usiness question
its from [email protected] thanks talk soon

quiet 06-15-2002 07:32 PM

the posts are getting to large for us 'special' folks to read.

OneBallJohn 06-15-2002 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
the posts are getting to large for us 'special' folks to read.
i agreee. i am lost alredy and i have only red this page.

TheFLY 06-15-2002 07:39 PM

Yeah I hadn't been to Miami in a while -- but when I was just down there I was really blown away... it is kindof like an adult playground -- I was talking to this girl on the beach w/ a big ass -- she tells me she's an escort -- "yeah all the girls here are escorts", she says -- I almost had to believe her -- it seems there is a lot of money and pussy slingin going on down there -- everyone is slingin something -- it's a little too much when you can walk down the street and see 4 shops in a row and they are all selling skanky hot high heels... I got a woody just window shopping... :(

CDSmith 06-15-2002 07:39 PM

I hit Zuma, Malibu and Venice beaches when I was in So Cal. Sorry, none of them (or all 3 combined) could compare to Grand Beach which is 1 hour north of Winnipeg, for babes or sand quality. Not even close. Don't believe me? Hey, believe what you want, but I know.

Jenna would look good on Grand Beach. Laying on my air mattress.

Pornwolf 06-15-2002 08:12 PM

I really want to know how you found yourself in Arizona?

I know it's nice and quiet but you could have moved to Malibu, Westchester, NY, or a ton of other places whare you could get some peace & quiet but still be 5 minutes away from what you need business-wise. Obviously NY & L.A. are most important to your future biz plans since I can tell that you will be on TV a lot more in the future.

Did your boyfreind convince you to come out there or something?

TheFLY 06-15-2002 08:21 PM

Maybe it's a tax issue... what's the income tax in Arizona?

Fletch XXX 06-15-2002 08:23 PM

Phoenix has the best Metal radio stations.

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TheFLY 06-15-2002 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Phoenix has the best Metal radio stations.

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mike503 06-15-2002 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jenna Jameson
OOOOOOOOOOH
I think I made the 500th post!

That makes me all warm and tingly inside..
Hehehehe

JJ

"pics plz"

Tylo 06-15-2002 10:38 PM

I just got done watching the Slim Shady video.. and I have one question Jenna.. How was it working with the Real Slim Shady??
ehehe :1orglaugh

Meni69 06-15-2002 11:30 PM

I wanna thank Jenna & Jay for making my stay in AZ awesome.
Also Moe, Rory, Joshua, Kris and Linda.
And hi to Daniel.
And hi to Nacho, Puff, and Stinky

Jenna Cash

bawdy 06-16-2002 12:18 AM

just wanted to say hi to you jenna :)

BT 06-16-2002 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jenna Jameson
I have been to two parties at the Sanctuary, when I was wearing a hat... The first party I wore a black one that looked like a top hat... The party I was at a couple of months ago I wore a brown floppy hat, and had my hand in a cast, because I got in a car accident that day! Wrecked my mercedes :(


JJ

I got a beautiful pic of you and I in vegas together and am hoping you are coming to my part of town in August for the summer show at the diplomat hotel. Hollywood, FL? We are sponsoring a party on friday night at the club inside the hotel and would like to have you along for the party of the year! BT "rocking the bells":GFYBand

Platinum Dave 06-16-2002 06:48 AM

I just cant believe Jenna Jameson would be coming into chat boards to talk with us.

Sorry, still not sold.

Especially now that I am seeing her pop up in chat boards all around,

I bet she is a regular Chat Board Junky now eh !

doubt it ...

But I would like to believe, anyone have proof?

Naughty 06-16-2002 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Meni69
I wanna thank Jenna & Jay for making my stay in AZ awesome.
Also Moe, Rory, Joshua, Kris and Linda.
And hi to Daniel.
And hi to Nacho, Puff, and Stinky

Jenna Cash

Although I have no reason not to believe it was her (nor do I really care), I think it is funny that after this post, her posting has stopped ....

Have you had fun using her nick Meni?:1orglaugh

Meni69 06-16-2002 08:14 AM

It was Jenna, I was at the clubjenna office thursday, and friday
She logs in from the house office, same office she does her cam chats in.
It was Jenna and I'll tell them to log on again
Jenna is wicked busy, but when she's home, she relaxes, and that does include going online.
Is it hard to believe she posted?
Check out my posting and check out hers
except for hee hee or hehe
We don't have the same posting style

Jenna Cash

Gary 06-16-2002 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Platinum Dave
I just cant believe Jenna Jameson would be coming into chat boards to talk with us.

Sorry, still not sold.

Especially now that I am seeing her pop up in chat boards all around,

I bet she is a regular Chat Board Junky now eh !

doubt it ...

But I would like to believe, anyone have proof?

It was proven along time ago back when jenna cash opened. She's not the pope, why is it so hard to believe she would be here?


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