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The answer here is simple.. ATM, or in this case MTA.
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Whatever my girl want's my girl gets - especially ANAL :upsidedow
[QUOTEhahahaha^..^=]say your girlfriend REALLY wants you to stick it in her pooper .. but you're not into that.. you only liek pussy what would it take to convince you to give it a go? (yes i have a motivation with this - my bf wont give me anal LOL :Oh crap )[/QUOTE] |
Find a different man.. :)
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Shove a baseball bat up his ass in his sleep.... big end first... and say "There honey, see how great that feels?"
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Don't fuck him, suck him, nothin' for two weeks. When that's over, start giving him the blowjob of his LIFE. Then stop...before he comes. Make him beg!! Get him right on the edge of orgasm then stop every time. Continue until he is convinced that the only way he is going to get off is in your ass.
BTW, anal, done properly, isn't messy at all, no enemas required. :pimp |
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Hmmmmmm theres only 3 thign i wont try : 1)kids 2)animals 3)shit eating apart from that anything goes so no chance for makign deals there BTW keep the posts comign i haven't laughed my head off this much in ages :glugglug |
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i was never into anal either ... something about it just gave me that 'eww factor'. then my current girl, tha lil freak, let me know that she REALLY wanted me to do it, soooooo ....... :)
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Ouch!!!!! :1orglaugh |
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...I'll give you one!! post your pic to see if you qualify :winkwink: |
Mighty Morphin Rim Rangers, Power Up!
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[QUOTEhahahaha^..^=]Hmmmmmm theres only 3 thign i wont try :
1)kids 2)animals 3)shit eating apart from that anything goes so no chance for makign deals there BTW keep the posts comign i haven't laughed my head off this much in ages :glugglug[/QUOTE] Kitty, can we make up and be friends.. because you really are hot, and I would glady cheat on my hot GF and fuck you in the ass. or at the very least watch you and her go at it. here is her photo:http://epicmailer.com/407087942.jpg |
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Go to the local sex shop and buy some toys! :winkwink: |
:disgust Nobody fucking listens.....:winkwink:
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blonde is totally not her color - get her to go a dark red and i'd be all over that liek a white pointer on a leg of lamb :Graucho |
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um get him real drunk and stoned then as he is about to unleash the hell spawn tell him you want it in the hershey highway (ass sounds better)....exgf did that to me, loved it. and can i have your phone number lol jk.
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