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CuriousToyBoy 08-25-2006 08:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deraj
Lindsay is a BIG Pussy.. and the next time I see him... I am gonna knock his lights out! :2 cents:
You **KNOW** I like it better when the lights are on Jared !

:winkwink:

Deraj 08-25-2006 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy
You **KNOW** I like it better when the lights are on Jared !

:winkwink:
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

How are ya buddy?

CuriousToyBoy 08-25-2006 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz
My scrabble board spells www.liondollars.com :thumbsup
Good board that Ryan !

:thumbsup

stickyfingerz 08-25-2006 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Sly
I'm no English teacher, but I agree. "Assure" is the proper word. "Ensure" may have a similar meaning, but it isn't the proper word and it doesn't even "sound right" when said.

Either way, arguing over words instead of intentions is pretty stupid.
Yarggg

Ensure is assure on steroids. Get it yet?


but ENSURE may imply a virtual guarantee

CuriousToyBoy 08-25-2006 08:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deraj
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

How are ya buddy?
Bored at the office on a Saturday afternoon... a little fishing is always fun.

:winkwink: :thumbsup :1orglaugh :pimp

jimthefiend 08-25-2006 08:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sly
I'm no English teacher, but I agree. "Assure" is the proper word. "Ensure" may have a similar meaning, but it isn't the proper word and it doesn't even "sound right" when said.

Either way, arguing over words instead of intentions is pretty stupid.


SEE? StickyDouche you moron. I was right.

CuriousToyBoy 08-25-2006 08:57 PM
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=648503

2c

stickyfingerz 08-25-2006 08:58 PM
Ok I have to go wank it to Jims scruffy pirate picture before I cry myself to sleep. Done with this for now hehe.

http://www.moviepink.com/galleries/016/poop.jpg

Libertine 08-25-2006 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz
I ENSURE you I am correct. Ensure means guranfuckingtee.

Here this is from Websters, but Im sure you will assure, and ensure me Im incorrect rofl.
You don't get it.

"Ensure" implies a guarantee, yes. As in, "Getting your head shot off guarantees a quick death".

But if you won't believe me, fine.

http://www.bartleby.com/64/C003/035.html

Quote:
Assure, ensure, and insure all mean ?to make secure or certain.? Only assure is used with reference to a person in the sense of ?to set the mind at rest?: The ambassador assured the Prime Minister of his loyalty. Although ensure and insure are generally interchangeable, only insure is now widely used in American English in the commercial sense of ?to guarantee persons or property against risk.? If you want to keep them straight, it may be easier just to give these words separate roles: I assure you that we have insured the grounds to ensure that we will be protected in case of a lawsuit stemming from an accident.
http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/assure.html

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To ?assure? a person of something is to make him or her confident of it. According to Associated Press style, to ?ensure? that something happens is to make certain that it does, and to ?insure? is to issue an insurance policy. Other authorities, however, consider ?ensure? and ?insure? interchangeable. To please conservatives, make the distinction. However, it is worth noting that in older usage these spellings were not clearly distinguished.

European ?life assurance? companies take the position that all policy-holders are mortal and someone will definitely collect, thus assuring heirs of some income. American companies tend to go with ?insurance? for coverage of life as well as of fire, theft, etc.
http://www.grammarmudge.cityslide.co...92333/8556.htm

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Assure means "to promise" or "to state with confidence": "I assure you that we will be on time." "I can assure you that nobody in this class will fail."

Ensure and insure are used interchangeably to mean "to make certain." However, some authorities (including this writer) insist upon using only ensure in this sense, restricting insure to matters of legal and financial protection (i.e., to protect against loss). Thus, these authorities would prefer ensure in: "A good outline will help to ensure that an essay is well organized" and "We take every step to ensure that products are of the highest quality." Most references state, however, that either insure or ensure could be used in these sentences.

Insure is always used when matters of legal and financial protection (i.e., insurance) are involved: "In New Jersey, it is expensive to insure a car." "The young model wanted to insure her elderly husband's life for one million dollars."

stickyfingerz 08-25-2006 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by jimthefiend
SEE? StickyDouche you moron. I was right.
Oh I forgot someones opinion carries more weight than THE FUCKING DEFINITION OF THE FUCKING WORD ROFL!!

http://thefear.bat-country.net/pics/asshat.jpg

CuriousToyBoy 08-25-2006 08:59 PM
.............

CuriousToyBoy 08-25-2006 09:00 PM
Fitty Fine Fishes Frying.

........

;-)

Libertine 08-25-2006 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz
Yarggg

Ensure is assure on steroids. Get it yet?


but ENSURE may imply a virtual guarantee
Idiot.

http://www.bartleby.com/64/C003/035.html

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Only assure is used with reference to a person in the sense of ?to set the mind at rest?: The ambassador assured the Prime Minister of his loyalty.

jimthefiend 08-25-2006 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Libertine



And yet AGAIN, StickyColostomyBag.biz gets owned.

stickyfingerz 08-25-2006 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Libertine
You don't get it.

"Ensure" implies a guarantee, yes. As in, "Getting your head shot off guarantees a quick death".

But if you won't believe me, fine.

http://www.bartleby.com/64/C003/035.html



http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/assure.html



http://www.grammarmudge.cityslide.co...92333/8556.htm
Yes thanks for agreeing with me.

Libertine 08-25-2006 09:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by stickyfingerz
Yes thanks for agreeing with me.
Why don't you just admit that you are wrong?

There is no shame in getting a word wrong, but there definitely is shame in defending the indefensible.

CuriousToyBoy 08-25-2006 09:10 PM
And this thread was about ????????????????

CuriousToyBoy 08-25-2006 09:10 PM
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=648503

Libertine 08-25-2006 09:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy
And this thread was about ????????????????
Nothing, really.

CuriousToyBoy 08-25-2006 09:13 PM
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=648473

Maybe that ?

;-)

will76 08-25-2006 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz
Haha ok bubba. I can ensure you you DO NOT want to fuck with Lindsey. Call me a noob if you choose. Regardless of what you believe I know I am correct.
LOL Jimmie will never do anything to anyone. He told NOFX he was going to break his Jaw and then about 1 month later wrote it off to "i am done with it, he is banned and i am not" etc... Classic all talk, no action, keyboard warrior.

http://media.urbandictionary.com/ima...nerd-46422.jpg


He may talk big online but he will never do anything about it, he has proven that. Just ask NOFX if you don't believe me. :1orglaugh

iwantchixx 08-25-2006 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by jimthefiend
You can lay off the threats dude, I'm not intimidated.



What's really got your knickers in a twist? I'm assuming I insulted one of your pals or something. Whatever. Skate it off man, it happens.

I have (up til tonight) had nothing but respect for you. That's changing rapidly. You're acting like a twat. Don't ever fucking threaten me dude. I'm not some scrawny fucking gimp you can push around at some fucking twink bar somewhere. For real.

Anyway.

After you began your episode tonight I tried to contact you on ICQ to see what your fucking malfunction was and you ignored me. Oh well.




I'm asking PUBLICLY, what's got your panties in a bunch guy?

Ps: Fuck you.

that's hilarious... dweeb attention whore trying to look tough to a dweeb geerbox attention whore.

Come on girls, kiss and make up

Holly 08-25-2006 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz
Btw you getto hillbilly 3 toothed, 11 toed dumbass, short cocked mongreal.

ensure
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.0.1) - Cite This Source new!
en‧sure  /ɛnˈʃʊr, -ˈʃɜr/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[en-shoor, -shur] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
?verb (used with object), -sured, -sur‧ing.
1. to secure or guarantee: This letter will ensure you a hearing.
2. to make sure or certain: measures to ensure the success of an undertaking.
Sorry, but Jim was right. Assure is the better word.

Think of it like this- ensure means the same as "make sure". You should be able to interchange those two in a sentence, and the sentence should still make sense.

WarChild 08-25-2006 09:55 PM
You know, I train 6 days a week, sometimes as long as 4 hours a day. I'm in pretty good shape and I'm a pretty good fighter because of it ... Let me tell you though, I'd think twice about dancing with Lindsay though.

I don't mean I'm afraid of him, and I'm not trying to kiss his ass, I'm just saying he's a meaty man with a neck the size of my waist and a pretty solid looking jaw. Good luck Jim.

Solid Bob 08-25-2006 10:05 PM
My grandmother drinks Ensure.

Peaches 08-25-2006 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy
And this thread was about ????????????????
Damn, don't you hate it when you have a perfectly good piss going on with someone in a thread and it gets sidetracked? It's about YOU dammit, and these people shouldn't be ignoring that fact and posting grammar links. :thumbsup

I will personal ENSURE and ASSURE that Lindsay will back up whatever he says on the boards in person. Period. :)

Juilan 08-25-2006 10:16 PM
http://www.bostonvitamin.com/images/...omplex_600.jpg

KrisKross 08-25-2006 11:44 PM
You don't ensure somebody, you assure them.

"I ensure you that..." is not proper usage. For example, you could say "I assure you that you're wrong" but not "I ensure you that you're wrong". Instead, you'd say "I'll ensure that you're wrong". Slight and subtle difference in use, but a difference nonetheless.

Just because one word is a synonym of the other doesn't mean they're perfectly interchangeable. For example, "believe" and "affirm" are synonyms. You can say "I believe in God" but you wouldn't say "I affirm in God". Instead, you'd say something like "I affirm God's existence".

Capice?

High Plains Drifter 08-25-2006 11:58 PM
KrissKross and Holly are correct.

Sly 08-26-2006 12:00 AM
So at what point can I buy insurance?

brand0n 08-26-2006 12:14 AM
sly fuckin kills me

WarChild 08-26-2006 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by High Plains Drifter
KrissKross and Holly are correct.
Holly is always right. She's basically a goddess. :pimp

Libertine 08-26-2006 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by WarChild
Holly is always right. She's basically a goddess. :pimp
And she's hot, too. Or so I've heard.

Theo 08-26-2006 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by WarChild
Holly is always right. She's basically a goddess. :pimp

straight up

Wagerboy 08-26-2006 12:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Solid Bob
My grandmother drinks Ensure.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

fuzebox 08-26-2006 01:29 PM
:1orglaugh Sticky I can't believe you're still on this ensure thing... You're wrong, drop it.


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