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pr0 08-26-2006 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t
so damn lame :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


keyboard warriors unite!!!!!!!


Naa...i'm not showing off. The guy threatened me with a gun....so i called his bluff by asking him to show it.

I'm by no means a keyboard warrior....i'm just a good hippy kid & businessman...bored on a saturday night, trying to save gfy from another scammer.

Show some respect.

stickyfingerz 08-26-2006 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Webby
Let's put this another way :winkwink: Some people have done a fucking lot more than your silly ass ever will - so keep trembling with excitement if your body can't handle it.

And.. tip - never assume - it's the biggest failing of all trolls.

I didnt assume shit cumbag. I showed dead on fuckng proof he was lying, while you are asking him about some fucking gq shit that he can google for an answer.

There are lots of people on here who are accomplished no doubt, and this guy was arguing with quite a few of them. Thats what you cant grasp.

And talk about assumptions.
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Some people have done a fucking lot more than your silly ass ever will
Nice one there. You have no idea what I am capable of. There are those with an opinion of me that is directly opposite of yours. :winkwink:

Webby 08-26-2006 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz
I didnt assume shit cumbag. I showed dead on fuckng proof he was lying, while you are asking him about some fucking gq shit that he can google for an answer.

There are lots of people on here who are accomplished no doubt, and this guy was arguing with quite a few of them. Thats what you cant grasp.

And talk about assumptions.

Nice one there. You have no idea what I am capable of. There are those with an opinion of me that is directly opposite of yours. :winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

And STILL you keep wanting to come up with your pathetic responses???

You have NO clue as to what the fuck I was talking about. That is something you can't grasp - and unlikely you ever will.

You have already made it more than clear what you are capable of accomplishing, without even having started. Your opinions and assumptions are nothing I want to know about - thanks for the offer.

Sheesh.. you got a big chip on that shoulder - and it shows - always did Sticky :winkwink:

babymaker 08-26-2006 09:34 PM

This Guy Is Funny Can We Keep Him He's Better Than Lc :d

Webby 08-26-2006 09:38 PM

Predicted earlier this thread would reach 5 pages - sure enough - it's GFY :1orglaugh

PS And thanks to Mr Sticky for clocking the page count up and stating the obvious :winkwink:

Sly 08-26-2006 09:39 PM

Sticky have you ever taken a step back and noticed how many "board fights" you get into over the dumbest shit? You're going to have a heart attack before you're 35. Good Lord man, ease up.

stickyfingerz 08-26-2006 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Webby
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

And STILL you keep wanting to come up with your pathetic responses???

You have NO clue as to what the fuck I was talking about. That is something you can't grasp - and unlikely you ever will.

You have already made it more than clear what you are capable of accomplishing, without even having started. Your opinions and assumptions are nothing I want to know about - thanks for the offer.

Sheesh.. you got a big chip on that shoulder - and it shows - always did Sticky :winkwink:

Ahh yes the inside information you posses does impress. You amaze this place with your grace. Your expertise puts us all at peace. Webby you are the best indeed.

Knock the supperiorty chip off yo shoulder yo!

Even if he was a high profile big shot photographer, its not necessary that he knew your friend don. lol :1orglaugh

stickyfingerz 08-26-2006 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly
Sticky have you ever taken a step back and noticed how many "board fights" you get into over the dumbest shit? You're going to have a heart attack before you're 35. Good Lord man, ease up.

Fights? haha. Im sitting here laughing my ass off. Far from anything im upset over. lol

jaffie 08-26-2006 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0
she needs some plastic surgery badly

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sly 08-26-2006 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz
Fights? haha. Im sitting here laughing my ass off. Far from anything im upset over. lol

Ok. Then I salute you. You are entertained over dumber things than I. I didn't think that was possible, haha.

stickyfingerz 08-26-2006 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Webby
Predicted earlier this thread would reach 5 pages - sure enough - it's GFY :1orglaugh

PS And thanks to Mr Sticky for clocking the page count up and stating the obvious :winkwink:

The obvious? Oh I should of asked him if he knows Tyra Banks. I heard she is big in the fashion industry.. That would of caught him. :uhoh

Webby 08-26-2006 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz
Ahh yes the inside information you posses does impress. You amaze this place with your grace. Your expertise puts us all at peace. Webby you are the best indeed.

Knock the supperiorty chip off yo shoulder yo!

Even if he was a high profile big shot photographer, its not necessary that he knew your friend don. lol :1orglaugh

Why, thank you my man - anything I can do to help, just ask :winkwink:


PS Any professional photographer who has ever shot war material at least knows the five or so best-known names in that field - Don is certainly one of them, - and the real Jeff DeLaCruz sure knows this. The real Jeff DeLaCruz also knows who his damned clients are.

ne0 08-26-2006 09:50 PM

Congrats on the xbox...

stickyfingerz 08-26-2006 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
Ok. Then I salute you. You are entertained over dumber things than I. I didn't think that was possible, haha.

Im editing video while I post. Just posting in between clip renders lol. I just laugh at Webby. He always has the inside scoop. Always knows more about something than the rest of us peasants. I am happy to merely bask in his glorious glow! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

jigga 08-26-2006 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0
Lets explain how things work here on gfy....since clearly you're new.

1) If you post an ugly model, you're going to be called on it.

2) If you suck as a photographer, you're going to be called on it.

3) If you are an AWESOME photographer, & the chick is HOT, 300 people with say..."I'd hit it".

4) If you threaten me, back it up. I'll be waiting on your cease & desist for hotlinking a photo monday. So go ahead and call up your big contacts at adult.com, hire a cyber-investigator to figure out the origin of my ip. Get my address, have a C&D drafted. Or tomorrow i'll post (hey remember that guy who threatened me? He's full of shit!)


Now if we're done here....tell that hooker of a model, i got $5 on a blowjob.

hahaha this is the best post i've read on here in a long time :1orglaugh

Webby 08-26-2006 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz
The obvious? Oh I should of asked him if he knows Tyra Banks. I heard she is big in the fashion industry.. That would of caught him. :uhoh

Back to stupid mode again Sticky? It's not healthy man :uhoh :uhoh

AaronM 08-26-2006 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by knightdown
Aroon you do nice work this is a article about me from 2005 please read and get back to me


I'm not interested in reading about you. My only interest in you is for entertainment purposes on GFY.

My 5th grade band teacher taught me to "never believe your own press clippings."

Donny 08-26-2006 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by knightdown
http://www.olympiacameraclub.com/Newsletters/February2005.pdf#search='delacruz%20photographer'

Read about me bitch then tell me what you think. I did not try to offend anybody you guys are the ones so quick to throw stones at peoples work and quality


Some cheaply made newsletter is supposed to impress us? A child could have made that for all we know...

AaronM 08-26-2006 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by knightdown
Fuck you owned shit pro you can't even hold my jock strap or gun bitch


I'm guessing 16...MAYBE 17 years old.

Donny 08-26-2006 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by knightdown
I'll be at an elementary school this January if you need help with your english Read the calander on my web page
http://www.jeffdelacruzphotography.com

You need to learn to spell if you're going to be educating anyone on the English language.

Donny 08-26-2006 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Wanton
now I'm weally confused :( first yer dave the pro lighting guy from WA and now yer jeff from santa barbra :helpme

Exactly! :) This guy buries himself deeper all the time.

AaronM 08-26-2006 10:22 PM

Donny is posting from the shitter.

Donny 08-26-2006 10:22 PM

About Wanton's post...

Let me spell it out for you knightdown, you fucking idiot:

You gave a link to some article to establish who you were. Then later you gave a link to your "portfolio" site. The name in the article and the name on the site are two totally different people. In one place it's talking about a photographer named Dave and in the other it's about a photographer named Jeff. Did you change your identity or something?

Donny 08-26-2006 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM
Donny is posting from the shitter.


Yep, indeed I am!

This is quite common with me. In fact, Mr. Matthews, I have had numerous ICQ conversations with you where I am on the shitter. You just may not have known it. :)

stickyfingerz 08-26-2006 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny
About Wanton's post...

Let me spell it out for you knightdown, you fucking idiot:

You gave a link to some article to establish who you were. Then later you gave a link to your "portfolio" site. The name in the article and the name on the site are two totally different people. In one place it's talking about a photographer named Dave and in the other it's about a photographer named Jeff. Did you change your identity or something?

No the article is about Jeff.

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Member Spotlight : Jeff Delacruz
(Continued from page 2)

stickyfingerz 08-26-2006 10:27 PM

But here is where fantasy and reality part ways.

Quote:

OCC: What cameras have you used?
JD: Nikon FM2, FM 3a, F-100, D100, D1,
D1X, D70, Canon AE-1, 1 Ds, 10d, Fuji
Finepix S2, Kodak DCS Pro, Phase One,
Leaf Valeo 6, XY, Betterlight System, Mamiya
RZ, Bronica 6x7, Mamiya 645, Contax
645, Various 4x5 view cameras
OCC: What camera do you currently use
most?
JD: Nikon F100, I'm currently waiting for
D2X to come out.


AaronM 08-26-2006 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny
Yep, indeed I am!

This is quite common with me. In fact, Mr. Matthews, I have had numerous ICQ conversations with you where I am on the shitter. You just may not have known it. :)


Of course I knew it. Why else would I be jerking off while chatting with you?

pr0 08-26-2006 10:28 PM

no gun huh bitch boy?

sicone 08-26-2006 10:29 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

AaronM 08-26-2006 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0
no gun huh bitch boy?


Here, he can borrow one of mine.

http://ampcontent.com/pics/Shooting3.jpg

Paul Markham 08-26-2006 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Webby
:1orglaugh

Awesome thread - a shooters version of "My-Lens-Is-Bigger"

The cost of your kit is meaningless, it's about what you can do with it.

Look at the pictures, poorly composed, poorly color balanced, poor exposure and badly posed.

Nice pictures of rocks, trees and a bad model.

But if you send enough traffic at it and tell everyone she is the hottest thing since toast it will convert. :1orglaugh

Webby 08-26-2006 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham
The cost of your kit is meaningless, it's about what you can do with it.

Look at the pictures, poorly composed, poorly color balanced, poor exposure and badly posed.

Nice pictures of rocks, trees and a bad model.

But if you send enough traffic at it and tell everyone she is the hottest thing since toast it will convert. :1orglaugh

Totally agree Paul :winkwink: :thumbsup

It's like a programmer throwing a load of development CD's on a table and boasting about the volume. Means nada unless he's any good at programming :)

mikeyddddd 08-26-2006 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Webby
Totally agree Paul :winkwink: :thumbsup

It's like a programmer throwing a load of development CD's on a table and boasting about the volume. Means nada unless he's any good at programming :)

Agreed.

Just because you can write a program does not mean you are a programmer.

Just because you can take a picture does not mean you are a photographer.

Paul Markham 08-26-2006 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeyddddd
Agreed.

Just because you can write a program does not mean you are a programmer.

Just because you can take a picture does not mean you are a photographer.

You missed one.

Just because you are a photographer does not mean you are a pornographer.

Knightdown you are a clown of the biggest order and compliments to you for getting a nothing thread to 5 pages. It will go on further I'm sure.

Why are you not a professional photographer?

Because of the images you post, a professional would know he was posting shit and would not do it.

Secondly you would not be asking $750 for a shoot, is that for a single set or do we get a video as well. Or is it for a full days work 10 scenes stills and videos? :winkwink:

Thirdly you would know $1400 is a reasonable price for an average pro lens and nothing for a digital pro camera.

It really is that simple. Pointing a camera at anything does not make you a photographer.

JimiJimi 08-26-2006 11:54 PM

gfy is amazing....5 pages

ry0t 08-27-2006 12:01 AM

You were tied up with replying to all the bullshit you forgot to reply to my actual business question but don't worry I found her on onemodelplace thanks to a friend and I'll just film her myself.

L0rdJuni0r 08-27-2006 01:24 AM

this thread is still alive??

DWB 08-27-2006 04:05 AM

I've heard she has a negro problem.

SinisterStudios 08-27-2006 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by knightdown
Where I shoot runway and Glamour


Maybe for the blind

free4porn 08-27-2006 05:26 AM

wow i come back from sleeping and its 5 pages

stickyfingerz 08-27-2006 09:31 AM

Just for those ill informed. This guy is a scammer. Too much faulty information, and too many lies. Buyer beware. :2 cents:

DutchTeenCash 08-27-2006 09:33 AM

lol funny thread

stickyfingerz 08-27-2006 09:42 AM

Holy shit. The first picture of the girl in the white shirt on the first post. Wtf is wrong with her face?

http://www.whatstaboo.com/979010885_lzoomed.jpg

the original dl it and zoom in yourself


http://www.whatstaboo.com/979010885_l.jpg

The pic is on the first post if you think I did something to it. Grab it from their site and look yourself. This girl has a bruised face in those pics. Looks like a different girl from the other two pics imo. Or else pictures were far apart.

Rui 08-27-2006 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by pr0
ok...so you got a gun huh

lets see it...because i got $5 saying you aint got shit

here are mine....wheres yours mr $1400 camera?

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/1...tion2dzdh1.jpg

now go get that $1400 camera...& put a newspaper under your guns, so we know its yours & not something off google

If you own all those guns you need more help than the original poster :2 cents: :helpme

Rui 08-27-2006 10:42 AM

The lamest is the guy owns a camera worse that most of us do.... :S

Paul Markham 08-27-2006 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz
Just for those ill informed. This guy is a scammer. Too much faulty information, and too many lies. Buyer beware. :2 cents:

And it's guys like this that the old 2257 said were responsible to hold the documents. :1orglaugh

notoriouz 08-27-2006 10:43 AM

really rediculous prices.

I know so many females, of all body types and looks who are legal that will do what ever for 100 bucks.

where do you people come up with the prices?

few days ago, i talked to 3 so called content providers, all i was looking for were some amateur pics, the cost? one said 3000 , the other 1500 , the last, 4500.

holy shit batman! 100 pics of a female walking around in a wife beater and booty short costs this much?

you content providers need to get off the dope. seriously

amacontent 08-27-2006 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by notoriouz
really rediculous prices.

I know so many females, of all body types and looks who are legal that will do what ever for 100 bucks.

where do you people come up with the prices?

few days ago, i talked to 3 so called content providers, all i was looking for were some amateur pics, the cost? one said 3000 , the other 1500 , the last, 4500.

holy shit batman! 100 pics of a female walking around in a wife beater and booty short costs this much?

you content providers need to get off the dope. seriously


who the hell gave those prices. I dont know man , i charge way less.

stickyfingerz 08-27-2006 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notoriouz
really rediculous prices.

I know so many females, of all body types and looks who are legal that will do what ever for 100 bucks.

where do you people come up with the prices?

few days ago, i talked to 3 so called content providers, all i was looking for were some amateur pics, the cost? one said 3000 , the other 1500 , the last, 4500.

holy shit batman! 100 pics of a female walking around in a wife beater and booty short costs this much?

you content providers need to get off the dope. seriously


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