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fallenmuffin 09-15-2006 05:28 AM

50 crazy christians

fr0gman 09-15-2006 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by JoesTraffic
Who wrote the bible?

The Crocodile Hunter wrote the bible.

Grapesoda 09-15-2006 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by JoesTraffic
Who wrote the bible?

the history of the bible is very easy to reseach. start with this book . . you'll get a basic undestanding of where to research . . the infornation is available

Grapesoda 09-15-2006 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by wizhard
Yes, I agree. There is clear evidence that shows that much of what constitutes The Bible has been heavily edited and re-writen as an act of propogander by the early leaders of the Roman Catholic Church. The only question that remains is why ?


answer: money and blow jobs

Grapesoda 09-15-2006 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by JoesTraffic
Who is King James?

one of the English kings that had a bible compiled and made the official bible for his new religion in England . . remember Catholics do NOT read the bible . . you don't have google?

AdPatron 09-15-2006 09:58 AM

I've decided to write my own...

1) First, god created man.
2) Second, god created woman.
3) Finally, god created porn, and it was good across the land.

Drake 09-15-2006 10:02 AM

Jesus is as real as Johnny Appleseed! Johnny is the one who planted all the trees you see around you.

psili 09-15-2006 10:07 AM

I take back my "yo momma" post and stipulate that majority of what has been written is just fiction. Even history books; fiction loosely based on an event observed by an individual = fiction.

I'm sure everyone here can tell a story about how they witnessed something, asked the person next to them if they saw the same thing and eventually two separate stories were born.

headless ghost 09-15-2006 10:27 AM

some dude who wanted to molest little kids.
my money is on Micheal Jackson.

Matt 26z 09-15-2006 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike33
Jesus is as real as Johnny Appleseed! Johnny is the one who planted all the trees you see around you.

You will not find one historian who disputes the existance of Jesus. It is ignorance to claim that the people, places and general events of the Bible are fictional.

AdPatron 09-15-2006 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin
50 crazy christians


I'm not christian. :error

Paul 09-15-2006 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by =^..^=
WHY????

like u neeed to ask??

it's all about the MONEY..
do you know the catholic church is the BIGGEST owner of private land in the world.. the JEWELS in the vatican and other treasures are priceless.. those guys are sitting on eough wealth to cure all the hunger and give medicine to the sick ... but they will never give it upp!!

thats why they KILLED a previous pop - I believe it ws Dominic.. because he wanted to SELL off the vatican wealth to give to the poor.

Its NOT a religion it's a CAREER... a very excusive boys club.. thts why they omit any gospels which have been found in recent times - becuase THEY never got their hands on them first and it EXPOSES them for who they truly are

Got any good urls were I can read more on this? Specifically about the land and money etc

wizhard 09-15-2006 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Wanton
answer: money and blow jobs

LOL, yes probably so. And lets not forget that age old corrupter - power.

kitti2x 09-15-2006 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by =^..^=
Here's the list of who wrote who..
I have no doubt the authors ARE who the books say they were nd that they were factual people.... the cotent however has been changed SO much especially by the Catholics in the middle ages.. I don't believe a lot of cotent.

there are MORE books which are OMITTED... because it would DESTROY the current catholi faith:
ESPeCIALLY the gospel of MARY MAGDELENE.. who Jesus chos to lead the christians after he left.. but of course the ctholics wont have a BAR of that - a woman leding thefaith?? no way!!!


ANyway i could on for ages - religion is my favourite subject.

heres the authors of the bible:

Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy = Moses - 1400 B.C.

Joshua = Joshua - 1350 B.C.

Judges, Ruth, 1 Samuel, 2 Samuel = Samuel / Nathan / Gad - 1000 - 900 B.C.

1 Kings, 2 Kings = Jeremiah - 600 B.C.

1 Chronicles, 2 Chronicles, Ezra, Nehemiah = Ezra - 450 B.C.

Esther = Mordecai - 400 B.C.

Job = Moses - 1400 B.C.

Psalms = several different authors, mostly David - 1000 - 400 B.C.

Proverbs, Ecclesiastes, Song of Solomon = Solomon - 900 B.C.

Isaiah = Isaiah - 700 B.C.

Jeremiah, Lamentations = Jeremiah - 600 B.C.

Ezekiel = Ezekiel - 550 B.C.

Daniel = Daniel - 550 B.C.

Hosea = Hosea - 750 B.C.

Joel = Joel - 850 B.C.

Amos = Amos - 750 B.C.

Obadiah = Obadiah - 600 B.C.

Jonah = Jonah - 700 B.C.

Micah = Micah - 700 B.C.

Nahum = Nahum - 650 B.C.

Habakkuk = Habakkuk - 600 B.C.

Zephaniah = Zephaniah - 650 B.C.

Haggai = Haggai - 520 B.C.

Zechariah = Zechariah - 500 B.C.

Malachi = Malachi - 430 B.C.

Matthew = Matthew - 55 A.D.

Mark = John Mark - 50 A.D.

Luke = Luke - 60 A.D.

John = John - 90 A.D.

Acts = Luke - 65 A.D.

Romans, 1 Corinthians, 2 Corinthians, Galatians, Ephesians, Philippians, Colossians, 1 Thessalonians, 2 Thessalonians, 1 Timothy, 2 Timothy, Titus, Philemon = Paul - 50-70 A.D.

Hebrews = unknown, best guesses are Paul, Luke, Barnabas, or Apollos - 65 A.D.

James = James - 45 A.D.

1 Peter, 2 Peter = Peter - 60 A.D.

1 John, 2 John, 3 John = John - 90 A.D.

Jude = Jude - 60 A.D.

Revelation = John - 90 A.D.


wow this one is good. but the only thing i disagree is bout the gospel from mary magdalene. watch "The True Story of Da Vinci Code" and you'l find out everything written in the book of Mr. Brown were all lies and has no factual basis. :1orglaugh

kitti2x 09-15-2006 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by =^..^=
WHY????

like u neeed to ask??

it's all about the MONEY..
do you know the catholic church is the BIGGEST owner of private land in the world.. the JEWELS in the vatican and other treasures are priceless.. those guys are sitting on eough wealth to cure all the hunger and give medicine to the sick ... but they will never give it upp!!

thats why they KILLED a previous pop - I believe it ws Dominic.. because he wanted to SELL off the vatican wealth to give to the poor.

Its NOT a religion it's a CAREER... a very excusive boys club.. thts why they omit any gospels which have been found in recent times - becuase THEY never got their hands on them first and it EXPOSES them for who they truly are

damn! i think this thread will cause a terrible battle for everyone's belief and religions :Oh crap I totally disagree that we should have comparison or anything said against to anybodies religion. let us live in peace and give respects cause everything we said bout others religion reflects to our personality and shows how we lacked or are serious with our faith. :thumbsup

Scootermuze 09-15-2006 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Wanton
one of the English kings that had a bible compiled and made the official bible for his new religion in England . . remember Catholics do NOT read the bible . . you don't have google?

and, as irony would have it.. biographies and historical accounts show that he loved other men and was either gay or at least bisexual...

Waveu6410 09-15-2006 03:18 PM

The first Pope.

wizhard 09-15-2006 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by kitti2x
wow this one is good. but the only thing i disagree is bout the gospel from mary magdalene. watch "The True Story of Da Vinci Code" and you'l find out everything written in the book of Mr. Brown were all lies and has no factual basis. :1orglaugh


Sorry but your quite wrong there. Although Dan Browns story is fictional there are many elements of his story that are based in fact.

jerseygto 09-15-2006 07:35 PM

two things i dont touch!!!!! religon and poitics

spacedog 09-15-2006 07:40 PM

Your pornographers, & now you have a religious conscious all of a sudden.. face it, you're going to hell.. :winkwink:

Sveindt Beindt 09-15-2006 07:52 PM

Karl Max or Adolf Hitler :pimp

=^..^= 09-15-2006 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Coatsy
Got any good urls were I can read more on this? Specifically about the land and money etc

" the Roman Catholic Church property alone in America is valued at $837,271,000!"
- http://www.infidels.org/library/hist...n_america.html




"Now let me read something out of THE VATICAN BILLIONS by Avro Manhattan, and I think you're going to get as mad as I am right now. I want to bring to your attention the fact that this information was published 10 years ago, and the figures are probably even more startling today.

"The Vatican has large investments with the Rothschilds of Britain, France and America, with the Hambros Bank, with the Credit Suisse in London and Zurich. In the United States it has large investments with the Morgan Bank, the Chase-Manhattan Bank, the First National Bank of New York, the Bankers Trust Company, and others. The Vatican has billions of shares in the most powerful international corporations such as Gulf Oil, Shell, General Motors, Bethlehem Steel, General Electric, International Business Machines, T.W.A., etc. At a conservative estimate, these amount to more than 500 million dollars in the U.S.A. alone.

"In a statement published in connection with a bond prospectus, the Boston archdiocese listed its assets at Six Hundred and Thirty-five Million ($635,891,004), which is 9.9 times its liabilities. This leaves a net worth of Five Hundred and Seventy-one million dollars ($571,704,953). It is not difficult to discover the truly astonishing wealth of the church, once we add the riches of the twenty-eight archdioceses and 122 dioceses of the U.S.A., some of which are even wealthier than that of Boston.

"Some idea of the real estate and other forms of wealth controlled by the Catholic church may be gathered by the remark of a member of the New York Catholic Conference, namely 'that his church probably ranks second only to the United States Government in total annual purchase.' Another statement, made by a nationally syndicated Catholic priest, perhaps is even more telling. 'The Catholic church,' he said, 'must be the biggest corporation in the United States. We have a branch office in every neighborhood. Our assets and real estate holdings must exceed those of Standard Oil, A.T.&T., and U.S. Steel combined. And our roster of dues-paying members must be second only to the tax rolls of the United States Government.'

"The Catholic church, once all her assets have been put together, is the most formidable stockbroker in the world. The Vatican, independently of each successive pope, has been increasingly orientated towards the U.S. The Wall Street Journal said that the Vatican's financial deals in the U.S. alone were so big that very often it sold or bought gold in lots of a million or more dollars at one time.

"The Vatican's treasure of solid gold has been estimated by the United Nations World Magazine to amount to several billion dollars. A large bulk of this is stored in gold ingots with the U.S. Federal Reserve Bank, while banks in England and Switzerland hold the rest. But this is just a small portion of the wealth of the Vatican, which in the U.S. alone, is greater than that of the five wealthiest giant corporations of the country. When to that is added all the real estate, property, stocks and shares abroad, then the staggering accumulation of the wealth of the Catholic church becomes so formidable as to defy any rational assessment.

"The Catholic church is the biggest financial power, wealth accumulator and property owner in existence. She is a greater possessor of material riches than any other single institution, corporation, bank, giant trust, government or state of the whole globe. The pope, as the visible ruler of this immense amassment of wealth, is consequently the richest individual of the twentieth century. No one can realistically assess how much he is worth in terms of billions of dollars."

- http://www.chick.com/reading/books/153/153_10.asp

Grapesoda 09-15-2006 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Scootermuze
and, as irony would have it.. biographies and historical accounts show that he loved other men and was either gay or at least bisexual...


well christanity is a homosexual death cult isn't it?

Grapesoda 09-15-2006 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by jerseygto
two things i dont touch!!!!! religon and poitics


with me it's three things . . i won't touch dicks either

spacedog 09-15-2006 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Wanton
with me it's three things . . i won't touch dicks either

thanks for the spilled soda I snorted out my nose onto my keyboard.. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dirty F 09-15-2006 08:54 PM

Kitty, what i dont understand is how can you study fiction??

AdPatron 09-15-2006 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by kitti2x
I totally disagree that we should have comparison or anything said against to anybodies religion. let us live in peace and give respects cause everything we said bout others religion reflects to our personality and shows how we lacked or are serious with our faith.


I agree. Now, can you tell those guys on bikes to stop knocking on my door?

tony286 09-15-2006 11:21 PM

I heard once william shakespear

Paul 09-16-2006 06:32 AM

Thanks for the links Kitty

Check out this link http://jmm.aaa.net.au/articles/16261.htm

Interesting stuff

Klen 09-16-2006 06:34 AM

Yes i have pdf version of king james bible.

Paul 09-16-2006 06:43 AM

The only question I have now - How do I go about starting a religion? $$$ :Graucho

wizhard 09-16-2006 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Coatsy
The only question I have now - How do I go about starting a religion? $$$ :Graucho


LOL, simple .......just make everyone belive that you are the second comming of The Messia - grow a beard, perform a few miracles, walk around looking all serene and mystical and before you know it you'll have your very own religious franchise :1orglaugh

iforgotmyscreenname 09-16-2006 07:57 AM

moby dick did, of course....you know, in his past life before he was .......
who is moby dick? did he write those old dick and jane books? no
no that was spot, i think........

Scootermuze 09-16-2006 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by iforgotmyscreenname
... did he write those old dick and jane books? no
no that was spot, i think........

Wow..! talk about a throwback..

As soon as I read 'dick and jane', all sorts of grade school memories started poppin up..


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