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Lazonby 10-12-2006 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz
The total number of posts that the green posters in this thread are

117769 posts


Makes you stop and think really what the " anti-post whoars" are really complaining about...

Truly an idiot. The difference is that people like Franck tend to add substance or humour to the mix, whereas pure sig whores like you add absolutely nothing, because you're so brainless that posting 'congrats on the sale', 'bump for you' and 'nice contest' are all you have to contribute, which adds up to zero.

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz
btw im not having a go at people are never complain at post whoars, just people like franck. Look in your own backyard before you look at others 0.02

You added this afterwards, idiot.

And your page here http://www.sig4sale.net/ScottyBuzz.htm is the icing on your cake of stupidity.

DarkJedi 10-12-2006 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11058436)
1and since when have there been cause for some to post 10k+ business threads. People come to gfy to chat not to business.


Chat? Maybe.

But you assholes aren't chatting. You are spamming the board with your retarded 1 word posts.

jimthefiend 10-12-2006 08:20 AM

Yeah GFY is for chat. AMONGST ADULT WEBMASTERS.


Or am I missing something?

Xenophage 10-12-2006 08:21 AM

check it the first big contest thread :)

http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=...&highlight=347

Started at Phoenix Forum on april 04

polish_aristocrat 10-12-2006 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend (Post 11058423)
I have to agree with the fuckhead DJ here.


Look at Maddawgz and Squishys post counts. Think about how little time they did that in. Then think about how neither one of them have sent a click to ANY program, EVER.

That's a fucking JOKE.

dont blame the contests for that though, blame the mods

i dont think they are even posting in contests, they are just putting their useless two cents to every thread making it like 150 posts daily on average

almost everyone hates that but the mods dont see to have a problem with it

jimthefiend 10-12-2006 08:22 AM

I read GFY for months before I posted. I was running 3 sites that whole time too.


They need to learn their fucking place, imho.

spasmo 10-12-2006 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete-KT (Post 11058424)
That is correct, the next SatanCash contest will be for webmasters sending sales only

Your first giveaway of $66.60 wasn't a bad start. With a minimum payout of $100, someone would have to send a sale or two to unlock the prize in the first place, so I'm guessing (hoping) the surfer posting was minimized.

Xenophage 10-12-2006 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spasmo (Post 11058485)
Your first giveaway of $66.60 wasn't a bad start. With a minimum payout of $100, someone would have to send a sale or two to unlock the prize in the first place, so I'm guessing (hoping) the surfer posting was minimized.


Hmm intersting Idea thanks

DamageX 10-12-2006 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by LegendaryLars (Post 11058275)
Contest are to keep a topic on the front page so that everyone can see what it is so for instance we are AWARDING our affilaites with $105 PPS and $50 PPS plus multi site bonus a Ferrari and Playboy mansion Tickets. We pay $$ so that everyone knows we are doing this the contest on the board are not for webmasters theya re to keep the thread on the front page for as long as possible. So get to sending me all your traffic Get paid CRAZY $$ and get a chence to win a Ferrari or some cash, plus mayby eget a ticket to Playboy Mansion with me :)

Here's a crazy idea... HOW ABOUT BUYING A FUCKING STICKY?!?

Xenophage 10-12-2006 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 11058539)
Here's a crazy idea... HOW ABOUT BUYING A FUCKING STICKY?!?

Umm we do LOL

we Buy 2 banners spots on gfy and have for seceral years now which gives us 4 stickies per month 1 per week but they only lasta few hurs where a contest stays on the front page every day for a while.

So contest is more effective than a sticky.

Doctor Dre 10-12-2006 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendaryLars (Post 11058275)
Contest are to keep a topic on the front page so that everyone can see what it is so for instance we are AWARDING our affilaites with $105 PPS and $50 PPS plus multi site bonus a Ferrari and Playboy mansion Tickets. We pay $$ so that everyone knows we are doing this the contest on the board are not for webmasters theya re to keep the thread on the front page for as long as possible. So get to sending me all your traffic Get paid CRAZY $$ and get a chence to win a Ferrari or some cash, plus mayby eget a ticket to Playboy Mansion with me :)

I can understand that but why don't you give google adword credits or gallery spots or partner accounts ?

scottybuzz 10-12-2006 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazonby (Post 11058454)
Truly an idiot. The difference is that people like Franck tend to add substance or humour to the mix, whereas pure sig whores like you add absolutely nothing, because you're so brainless that posting 'congrats on the sale', 'bump for you' and 'nice contest' are all you have to contribute, which adds up to zero.



You added this afterwards, idiot.

And your page here http://www.sig4sale.net/ScottyBuzz.htm is the icing on your cake of stupidity.

Im sorry but what do you do again here?

scottybuzz 10-12-2006 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 11058459)
Chat? Maybe.

But you assholes aren't chatting. You are spamming the board with your retarded 1 word posts.

You are known as the biggest forum troll ever, so I dont see your insults that punishing. :2 cents:

DarkJedi 10-12-2006 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre (Post 11058559)
I can understand that but why don't you give google adword credits or gallery spots or partner accounts ?

Why would he bother? He just needs his thread on top of the board for a couple of weeks.

The easiest way is to create some bullshit contest for sigwhores.

seeric 10-12-2006 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendaryLars (Post 11058366)
I would spend a few $1000 a month to just have 2 permanant stickys on the front page :) in fact i would gladly exchange my Banner ads in favor of permanent Stickys :) And would not run any more contest then :)

me too. :)

Dirty F 10-12-2006 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11058447)
And it happens every fucking day.
Yup, Germans love the poo.
:1orglaugh
:thumbsup
At least one person got the joke.
Awesome!

Recent Franck Posts :Oh crap

Dont even go there you stupid faggot. The BIG difference between you and me is is that i actually read threads, discuss in threads and post more than once in a thread.

You on the other hand, a pathetic surfer whoring the boards for 10 dollars a day simply post "congrats" and move on the next thread to post your banner. Besides this thread you dont participate in topics. You post just to post your sig. Nothing more.

Stupid that im even explaining this because you know it damn fucking well you punk ass loser.

Xenophage 10-12-2006 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre (Post 11058559)
I can understand that but why don't you give google adword credits or gallery spots or partner accounts ?

I tell ya what next time i will do a contest only for webmasters, and we will see how it goes. My guess it wont have the same effect as current contests.

Xenophage 10-12-2006 08:42 AM

this thread is pretty funny I am enjoying it, not as much as I am enjoing the rise inthe stock market but I am enjoing it while I watch the stocks go up :)

Dirty F 10-12-2006 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazonby (Post 11058454)
Truly an idiot. The difference is that people like Franck tend to add substance or humour to the mix, whereas pure sig whores like you add absolutely nothing, because you're so brainless that posting 'congrats on the sale', 'bump for you' and 'nice contest' are all you have to contribute, which adds up to zero.



You added this afterwards, idiot.

And your page here http://www.sig4sale.net/ScottyBuzz.htm is the icing on your cake of stupidity.

Didnt even read this post yet. Im happy other people notice this as well. Not that anyone would take his surfer ass serious anyway...

scottybuzz 10-12-2006 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck (Post 11058597)
Dont even go there you stupid faggot. The BIG difference between you and me is is that i actually read threads, discuss in threads and post more than once in a thread.

You on the other hand, a pathetic surfer whoring the boards for 10 dollars a day simply post "congrats" and move on the next thread to post your banner. Besides this thread you dont participate in topics. You post just to post your sig. Nothing more.

Stupid that im even explaining this because you know it damn fucking well you punk ass loser.



check out my sig franck

you really are the dumbest fuck arent you :winkwink:

spasmo 10-12-2006 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre (Post 11058559)
I can understand that but why don't you give google adword credits or gallery spots or partner accounts ?

AdWords credits. Excellent idea. I'd love that. :thumbsup

scottybuzz 10-12-2006 08:44 AM

I am getting $0 from it what soever, so congratz, good explanation.

Dirty F 10-12-2006 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendaryLars (Post 11058603)
this thread is pretty funny I am enjoying it, not as much as I am enjoing the rise inthe stock market but I am enjoing it while I watch the stocks go up :)

Well, this thread was started by me. My threads are always good reads :thumbsup

Dirty F 10-12-2006 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11058607)
check out my sig franck

you really are the dumbest fuck arent you :winkwink:

I have sigs turned off. Either way you simply post once in a thread "congrats" and move on the next one to post "cool". Either to get a higher postcount so you can sell future sigs or to display whatever it is you have in your sig.

Stop finding all these excuses and attacking other people. Everyfuckingbody on this board including you knows you are nothing but a stupid surfer postwhore who makes 10 bucks a day.

Dont pretend to be anything else please.

Xenophage 10-12-2006 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck (Post 11058618)
Well, this thread was started by me. My threads are always good reads :thumbsup



LOL nice :thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :pimp

Dirty F 10-12-2006 08:49 AM

Nickname/Name:

ScottyBuzz

Current Post:

Contact us
Messenger Contact:

icq: 194484460
70 posts a day go fuckyourself, porno junkies, beer and bollocks, green guy and jim + a few other small boards I post. Again, I post, thats all I do.


Just put that there so the few people who dont know what a loser you are will know.

ServerGenius 10-12-2006 08:51 AM

GFY adword stickies would be the bomb. That it's triggered by keywords in
the thread title. Would be a money machine with keyword bidding and payed
per click.

If TD creates this I expect a commision for the idea :winkwink:

Xenophage 10-12-2006 08:51 AM

I guess i could also just Skin GFY once a month with some flash ads but I htink people would like that a lot less LOL

CDSmith 10-12-2006 08:53 AM

Fact: there are a lot of surfers on GFY. May as well take advantage of them to one's advantage.

I can't speak for anyone else's contests but in order to collect money from a PussyCash contest thread you need to be a webmaster registered to the program. In order to register at PussyCash you need to own a website and provide it's url.

I don't see any harm in throwing a bone to the newbs and letting them have some fun and win a few bucks here and there. Some of today's newbs will become tomorrow's whales, hopefully they won't forget the fun and cash and payout bonuses that programs like Lars's, PussyCash etc undoad on them.

jayeff 10-12-2006 08:55 AM

It is difficult to blame sponsors for working the market as it is and not as we might like it to be. Not only in terms of the amount of crap we have to wade through on the boards, but also what it means to our whole business environment.

A lot which goes on in this industry makes it more like a kiddies' playground than a business but the only way people will stop preying on others is when the prey themselves demand it. On many levels the world would be a better place when every time someone showed up with the word "mug me" on his forehead, there wasn't always someone ready with a baseball bat. Unfortunately and particularly when money is involved, that isn't the way it works.

BlackCrayon 10-12-2006 09:00 AM

if these loser sig posters would actually spend the time they use working instead of posting they could probably make a lot more money. of course this requires them to have a brain, which most of them don't. people like scottyrulez and squishypimp are so pathetic.

jayeff 10-12-2006 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 11058724)
...this requires them to have a brain, which most of them don't.

I started my first business almost 35 years ago. In 2004 (and since I sold it in 1980 I claim no credit for this) it reported sales of $450 million.

That was also a new industry and I got into it at the tail end of when dealing with competition often meant bricks and petrol bombs through office windows. The antics which go on in this business are tame by comparison.

I have worked in other new industries and the pattern is always depressingly familiar: there is an initial period when anything goes and then finally, people begin to wake up. It is depressing because it isn't until the cowboys are eventually sidelined that real money gets made, yet for some reason, every new industry apparently has to learn that lesson for itself.

I guess it happens because people who never dreamed of serious money get lucky with their timing and none too scrupulously in some cases, find themselves rich (at least by their own standards). More people come aboard and their only interest is quick, easy money too. Ironically it isn't until making money becomes harder that more people begin to look at the business seriously instead of as a chicken to be plucked.

polish_aristocrat 10-12-2006 11:31 AM

ok, thread felt to 2nd page already where it had a 80% chance to die because noone reads that anymore

Far-L 10-12-2006 01:31 PM

Not trying to cast any aspersions on Lars or AFF but I am just wondering if any of these contests that offer over 5k in prizes or cash are following laws regarding contest with respect for disclosures, eligibility, etc.

Seems to me that most of them don't and that makes me wary of them but no denying that they work for pulling in biz.

Also, program owners generally prefer surfer traffic over webmaster traffic since they don't have to split the cash with them. IMO, if you complain about surfers in contest threads then you might as well say that surfers shouldn't be allowed to look at Hot Pic threads...

:2 cents:

DarkJedi 10-12-2006 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 11059946)
ok, thread felt to 2nd page already where it had a 80% chance to die because noone reads that anymore

fell

:2 cents:

Doctor Dre 10-12-2006 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendaryLars (Post 11058599)
I tell ya what next time i will do a contest only for webmasters, and we will see how it goes. My guess it wont have the same effect as current contests.

Maybe not go as fast but your thread will stay on top of the prizes are good...

he-fox 10-12-2006 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegendaryLars (Post 11058275)
Contest are to keep a topic on the front page so that everyone can see what it is

If I were you, I would hire two "bumpers" in 12 hrs shifts to bump AFF threads all the time, on all boards. No more than 1000$/bumper.:2 cents:

polish_aristocrat 10-12-2006 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 11060947)
fell

:2 cents:

at least I'm never jellus :2 cents:

scottybuzz 10-12-2006 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck (Post 11058654)
Nickname/Name:

ScottyBuzz

Current Post:

Contact us
Messenger Contact:

icq: 194484460
70 posts a day go fuckyourself, porno junkies, beer and bollocks, green guy and jim + a few other small boards I post. Again, I post, thats all I do.


Just put that there so the few people who dont know what a loser you are will know.

Whats so wrong with making money franck? I made $300 from that deal.. yet I am a webmaster, I dont understand why you have mushrooms up your ass from this whole episode? :winkwink:

Tanker 10-12-2006 03:49 PM

I have a contest but it requires actual sales to win I agree giving away things with no requirement to prove you are a webmasters is bad

it creates shitty promos that dont make any money anyway

Lazonby 10-12-2006 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11058413)
your a hippocrit franck everyone knows it like fuck do the majority of your 30k posts have anything to do with business and webmastry :upsidedow

Fucking idiot.

Lazonby 10-12-2006 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11058566)
Im sorry but what do you do again here?

I'm a proven (although by most definitions fairly n00b) mainstream webmaster with a low level of exposure to adult.

I earn more in a week than you do in 2.5 years whoring your sig. I earn that money because I am clever and because I go the extra mile for my customers when 99% of others do not. I put myself in my customers' shoes and build my business from there. What I don't do is make 5000 useless posts on GFY for diddly squat per post, like some third worlder would do. Like you do.

Lazonby 10-12-2006 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11061641)
Whats so wrong with making money franck? I made $300 from that deal.. yet I am a webmaster, I dont understand why you have mushrooms up your ass from this whole episode? :winkwink:

$300 is about £160. So, you spend hours on GFY every day for your £160 (which, for foreign webmasters, is nothing in the UK) when, if you'd spent your time working, you could have multiplied into £1000 or £3000 or if you were me you could be earning £31200 each month for 4 hours work a day. What a waste of time.

woj 10-12-2006 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 11058440)
They would sell only 1-2 spots at a time.
Others would have to wait in line.

If the "contest" threads were banned, sponsors would be forced to buy Stikies, and GFY could dictate the price (because sponsors would still buy them).

they could auction 2 stickies a month to 2 highest bidders :thumbsup


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