stop crying like a lil bitch and do your thang

i am for real :upsidedow

ahh, i see, while im going after girls, your going after sheep :thumbsup

send her a new msg and go meet her finally

Listen to ALOT of marvin gaye.

you'll be smoother once you are done. :thumbsup

drink until you are crunk...not drunk

You're laughing at the best advice you've gotten so far.


1. Saying "You're pretty" is a waste of approach. They already fucking know that and they also have heard it a million times and they know you would say that even if they were ugly.

2. Chicks put a lot of thought into buying shoes and stuff. Showing you appreciate her taste is a fast track into her mind.

3. Her shoes have nothing to do with her body and therefore is not a sexual "come on" line.

4. It seems like it's dumb to you because you think what girls value is dumb and that's why you can't get any pussy.

5. You'll never come up with a "pick up" line that a girl hasn't heard that makes any sense. That's third grade dumb shit. The best pick up line is
"Hi, my name is Blah...I really like your(X)"

X= shoes, dress, hair, eyes, smile, hand bag...etc just stay away from body parts.


Guys with "clever" pick up lines get "shot down" by chicks all the time.
A chick is going to look/feel really stupid if she shoots you down because you complimented her attire in a non-sexual way.


If she shoots you down after you tell her you like her shoes and guys near by are smirking then just say "Well, good thing I didn't say her ass was too fat" then walk striaght to the bar or waitress and order a shot and tip big.

Why, because another chick was looking and she thought the other girl was a bitch and you've got confidence, know what your drink is and you're not cheap. She'll keep her eye on you for a while and maybe even approach you.
BINGO!

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take a chill pill homie

i think i pissed my pants :1orglaugh

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Did you say you were taking the BUS??

Hey, it's just another person. She's just as nervous as you. Everything will be O.K.
Unless of course, she brings her freinds for moral support. Now you gotta be cool in front of them, 'cause you know if they don't like you, you don't have a shot at getting any. Then how you gonna get some alone time with her with her friends around.....and you know everytime you get up and go to the lu , their going to be talking about you....so you can't go to the bathroom...OH GOD DUDE...IT'S HOPLELESS.....DON'T GO!!!!

Sit there forever and never take a chance on anything.
If you can't go out and meet one girl, who already wants to meet you. How you ever going to pull off a 3some? HUH?

Think about your future.

right thats it knobhead, stop bumping this shit!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:) dude i werent being sarcastic when i said that was neat adive, i really meant it and laughed because of how awesome it actully was.

you have to meet her first...

come on, whole GFY waits for an update....

I hope you have a nervous break down.....

Great PORN
 

Hurahhhhhhh

lmfao...

Take a joint. It helps nerves perfectly. Not much.

be calm buddy! everything will be alright, just don't mind all these problems. It'll pass.

hey scotty just curious, have you met that girl already?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


lol so so so so so gay

it will happen though, give it time!

she tells you she was having her period? that means she assumes there will be sex on the first meeting, and that means she is a slut who probably meets tons of guys and has seen them all so don't be afraid of messing up.

OK... listen up kid.

1) Bite off like 1/4 or 1/3 of a Xanax. Not the entire thing unless that little chunk does not calm you.

2) Paxil will make you numb. Only use this if Xanax does not work.

3) Grow a pair. I know you're shy but it's time to be a man about it and take control of the situation.

Then....

When you get with her, you will probably want to talk too much because you are a bag of nerves. RESIST THIS!!! Let her talk, you pay attention to what she says, pretend you care and when it is your turn to speak, pause and wait a full second before you answer her.

Don't talk about you all night. ASK ABOUT HER. Let her do all the talking so you don't have to.

When you do talk, try to make her giggle or laugh. Don't go overboard but if you can make her laugh, you can tap that ass.

Speaking of taxing that ass. If you took either or both of those pills, you may not be able to preform well or at all. So if you think you're gonna get laid, start at #3 and skip the pills. Your cock will thank you later.

However, being that you are like a little schoolgirl with your nerves, it may help you to bite off 1/3 of 100mg Viagra or 1/2 a Cialis. DON'T DRINK on these as it may counteract with them, but because you will be anxious, this emotion can also cause wood issues. Plus, it will give you that extra wood so you can deliver all night long.

Don't be a pussy. Though you need to let her do the yappin, don't be a pansy. Hold your head up, walk and speak with confidence, and don't be afraid to look her in the eye. If you show weakness, this will probably be a buzz kill for her.

Good stuff. :thumbsup

I find working out helps alot. Try to go for a good run, get a nice shower and get all cleaned up. Wear very nice clothes that might help you with confidence also. I tend to "over dress" and it helps me.

Damn, good advice! :thumbsup Thank you sir.

interracialtoons knows his shit, follow that advice

Try to find a good book to read! THat is what really helps me.

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llllllllolllllllllllll ur such an annoying troll dark jedi :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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good advice :thumbsup

you two are pathetic, you have both been bumping this thread for weeks now.


polish - u said u were getting married. - hows the progress on that move going? good? I doubt it, seeing as you keep trying to own an 18 year old on a webmaster board.

darkjedi - You shou... forget it, theres no point trying to cure the mentally handicapped.

LOLL

alcohol helps, take couple of shots, or beer........BUD ICE BABY!!! it will calm your nerves, and then juss chill, and dont stay anything stupid..................be a JEDI

listen, you said you will meet that girl within a week and now 4 weeks are gone and you're still pussying out

I am bumping it to do you a favor :warning

BTW I don't try to own you, you already did it with your first post in this thread and in about 789 other threads as well

oh and what makes you think I am getting married now?

LOL! Dont take to much from the benzo´s or your going to fly to your first date with her :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Just calm down, bust a nut before you date her and everything is fine. But this is really not the right place to ask question´s like this. You know on GFY are only millionairs, hardcore pimps and gang bang twinks :winkwink:

Iam rich bitch and my penis is bigger then yours, so go fuck yourself :pimp

Fuck it,but i would never post my personal/emotional/whatever you like problems here.Mostly like beacuse i would be eaten by trolls :)
In any case for this is better forum 4teensonly and not here.

i thought u said on gfy u were leaving gfy and getting married....?!


and i will meet her. just wait. i dont need you to bump this thread. i need u to give me money to impress her with.

I can't believe you just wasted all that time.....

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as for the 'at home every weekend' thing go to clubs & bars with friends
i got out at least once a week to clubs & bars etc with friends, alotta horny chicks walking around there too man :thumbsup

trust in weed :pimp

scotty, get your facts straight

in one of the infamous threads about the "cheers picture", I once said that if I am close to retiring and getting married then I will perhaps post my real pic here, to share my happiness with GFY'ers, like quiet did few months ago

that doesn't mean I am getting married anytime soon

I thought "things are going pretty well" for you. Don't you have 15 bucks for a bus ticket and another 100 for a nice evening with your 16 year old girl?

don't worry about it, there are plenty other bitches on myspace. By the way whats her myspace URL? I'll fuck her!... :pimp

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Go get a hooker each Sat night for the next 6 weeks then all your shyness with women will be gone !

Go for it my brother!

Its gonna happen soon! Im going christmas shopping in her city and im gonna meet her and we are gonna get super fucked on vodka!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :)


man im so happy, cant wait. im nervous, but the tips from gfy folk are awesome, thanks alot guys!!!


:)