i just burped

since it's a long bus ride, make sure you use old spice on your nuts. Last thing you want is sweaty smelly balls to hit her when she's giving you a bj in the theatre.

Dude you are thinking about this way too much.

Get in your car, text that little honey and stick it to her.:pimp

Try taking a Xanax. That will calm you down.

any update on this important problem?

hell yea, i sent her a message saying when do you want to meet and she said not at the moment i have pmt


wtf is "pmt"????????????


ohhhh wink wink before any of u think im completely retarded.

i think i know what it means

edit - better google it

proffesional music technology wtf?

lol, you'd better try The Google again.

Good luck.

This guy cant be for real.

:1orglaugh

stop crying like a lil bitch and do your thang

i am for real :upsidedow

ahh, i see, while im going after girls, your going after sheep :thumbsup

send her a new msg and go meet her finally

Listen to ALOT of marvin gaye.

you'll be smoother once you are done. :thumbsup

drink until you are crunk...not drunk

You're laughing at the best advice you've gotten so far.


1. Saying "You're pretty" is a waste of approach. They already fucking know that and they also have heard it a million times and they know you would say that even if they were ugly.

2. Chicks put a lot of thought into buying shoes and stuff. Showing you appreciate her taste is a fast track into her mind.

3. Her shoes have nothing to do with her body and therefore is not a sexual "come on" line.

4. It seems like it's dumb to you because you think what girls value is dumb and that's why you can't get any pussy.

5. You'll never come up with a "pick up" line that a girl hasn't heard that makes any sense. That's third grade dumb shit. The best pick up line is
"Hi, my name is Blah...I really like your(X)"

X= shoes, dress, hair, eyes, smile, hand bag...etc just stay away from body parts.


Guys with "clever" pick up lines get "shot down" by chicks all the time.
A chick is going to look/feel really stupid if she shoots you down because you complimented her attire in a non-sexual way.


If she shoots you down after you tell her you like her shoes and guys near by are smirking then just say "Well, good thing I didn't say her ass was too fat" then walk striaght to the bar or waitress and order a shot and tip big.

Why, because another chick was looking and she thought the other girl was a bitch and you've got confidence, know what your drink is and you're not cheap. She'll keep her eye on you for a while and maybe even approach you.
BINGO!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

take a chill pill homie

i think i pissed my pants :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Did you say you were taking the BUS??

Hey, it's just another person. She's just as nervous as you. Everything will be O.K.
Unless of course, she brings her freinds for moral support. Now you gotta be cool in front of them, 'cause you know if they don't like you, you don't have a shot at getting any. Then how you gonna get some alone time with her with her friends around.....and you know everytime you get up and go to the lu , their going to be talking about you....so you can't go to the bathroom...OH GOD DUDE...IT'S HOPLELESS.....DON'T GO!!!!

Sit there forever and never take a chance on anything.
If you can't go out and meet one girl, who already wants to meet you. How you ever going to pull off a 3some? HUH?

Think about your future.

right thats it knobhead, stop bumping this shit!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:) dude i werent being sarcastic when i said that was neat adive, i really meant it and laughed because of how awesome it actully was.

you have to meet her first...

come on, whole GFY waits for an update....

I hope you have a nervous break down.....

Great PORN
 

Hurahhhhhhh

lmfao...

Take a joint. It helps nerves perfectly. Not much.

be calm buddy! everything will be alright, just don't mind all these problems. It'll pass.

hey scotty just curious, have you met that girl already?

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lol so so so so so gay

it will happen though, give it time!

she tells you she was having her period? that means she assumes there will be sex on the first meeting, and that means she is a slut who probably meets tons of guys and has seen them all so don't be afraid of messing up.

OK... listen up kid.

1) Bite off like 1/4 or 1/3 of a Xanax. Not the entire thing unless that little chunk does not calm you.

2) Paxil will make you numb. Only use this if Xanax does not work.

3) Grow a pair. I know you're shy but it's time to be a man about it and take control of the situation.

Then....

When you get with her, you will probably want to talk too much because you are a bag of nerves. RESIST THIS!!! Let her talk, you pay attention to what she says, pretend you care and when it is your turn to speak, pause and wait a full second before you answer her.

Don't talk about you all night. ASK ABOUT HER. Let her do all the talking so you don't have to.

When you do talk, try to make her giggle or laugh. Don't go overboard but if you can make her laugh, you can tap that ass.

Speaking of taxing that ass. If you took either or both of those pills, you may not be able to preform well or at all. So if you think you're gonna get laid, start at #3 and skip the pills. Your cock will thank you later.

However, being that you are like a little schoolgirl with your nerves, it may help you to bite off 1/3 of 100mg Viagra or 1/2 a Cialis. DON'T DRINK on these as it may counteract with them, but because you will be anxious, this emotion can also cause wood issues. Plus, it will give you that extra wood so you can deliver all night long.

Don't be a pussy. Though you need to let her do the yappin, don't be a pansy. Hold your head up, walk and speak with confidence, and don't be afraid to look her in the eye. If you show weakness, this will probably be a buzz kill for her.

Good stuff. :thumbsup

I find working out helps alot. Try to go for a good run, get a nice shower and get all cleaned up. Wear very nice clothes that might help you with confidence also. I tend to "over dress" and it helps me.

Damn, good advice! :thumbsup Thank you sir.

interracialtoons knows his shit, follow that advice

Try to find a good book to read! THat is what really helps me.