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DarkJedi 11-17-2006 01:55 PM
:1orglaugh

scottybuzz 11-17-2006 01:58 PM
llllllllolllllllllllll ur such an annoying troll dark jedi :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

polish_aristocrat 11-22-2006 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 11337235)
:1orglaugh
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DarkJedi 11-22-2006 04:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cristie (Post 11286170)
Try to find a good book to read! THat is what really helps me.
good advice :thumbsup

scottybuzz 11-22-2006 05:30 PM
you two are pathetic, you have both been bumping this thread for weeks now.


polish - u said u were getting married. - hows the progress on that move going? good? I doubt it, seeing as you keep trying to own an 18 year old on a webmaster board.

darkjedi - You shou... forget it, theres no point trying to cure the mentally handicapped.

GAMEFINEST 11-22-2006 06:15 PM
LOLL

alcohol helps, take couple of shots, or beer........BUD ICE BABY!!! it will calm your nerves, and then juss chill, and dont stay anything stupid..................be a JEDI

polish_aristocrat 11-23-2006 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11373442)
you two are pathetic, you have both been bumping this thread for weeks now.

polish - u said u were getting married. - hows the progress on that move going? good? I doubt it, seeing as you keep trying to own an 18 year old on a webmaster board.
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listen, you said you will meet that girl within a week and now 4 weeks are gone and you're still pussying out

I am bumping it to do you a favor :warning

BTW I don't try to own you, you already did it with your first post in this thread and in about 789 other threads as well

oh and what makes you think I am getting married now?

Pimpin_J 11-23-2006 08:28 AM
LOL! Dont take to much from the benzo´s or your going to fly to your first date with her :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Just calm down, bust a nut before you date her and everything is fine. But this is really not the right place to ask question´s like this. You know on GFY are only millionairs, hardcore pimps and gang bang twinks :winkwink:

Iam rich bitch and my penis is bigger then yours, so go fuck yourself :pimp

Klen 11-23-2006 08:29 AM
Fuck it,but i would never post my personal/emotional/whatever you like problems here.Mostly like beacuse i would be eaten by trolls :)
In any case for this is better forum 4teensonly and not here.

scottybuzz 11-23-2006 01:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 11377419)
listen, you said you will meet that girl within a week and now 4 weeks are gone and you're still pussying out

I am bumping it to do you a favor :warning

BTW I don't try to own you, you already did it with your first post in this thread and in about 789 other threads as well

oh and what makes you think I am getting married now?
i thought u said on gfy u were leaving gfy and getting married....?!


and i will meet her. just wait. i dont need you to bump this thread. i need u to give me money to impress her with.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-26-2006 06:54 AM
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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 11285987)
OK... listen up kid.

1) Bite off like 1/4 or 1/3 of a Xanax. Not the entire thing unless that little chunk does not calm you.

2) Paxil will make you numb. Only use this if Xanax does not work.

3) Grow a pair. I know you're shy but it's time to be a man about it and take control of the situation.

Then....

When you get with her, you will probably want to talk too much because you are a bag of nerves. RESIST THIS!!! Let her talk, you pay attention to what she says, pretend you care and when it is your turn to speak, pause and wait a full second before you answer her.

Don't talk about you all night. ASK ABOUT HER. Let her do all the talking so you don't have to.

When you do talk, try to make her giggle or laugh. Don't go overboard but if you can make her laugh, you can tap that ass.

Speaking of taxing that ass. If you took either or both of those pills, you may not be able to preform well or at all. So if you think you're gonna get laid, start at #3 and skip the pills. Your cock will thank you later.

However, being that you are like a little schoolgirl with your nerves, it may help you to bite off 1/3 of 100mg Viagra or 1/2 a Cialis. DON'T DRINK on these as it may counteract with them, but because you will be anxious, this emotion can also cause wood issues. Plus, it will give you that extra wood so you can deliver all night long.

Don't be a pussy. Though you need to let her do the yappin, don't be a pansy. Hold your head up, walk and speak with confidence, and don't be afraid to look her in the eye. If you show weakness, this will probably be a buzz kill for her.
I can't believe you just wasted all that time.....

DarkJedi 11-30-2006 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 11395307)
I can't believe you just wasted all that time.....
:1orglaugh

nico-t 11-30-2006 05:10 PM
as for the 'at home every weekend' thing go to clubs & bars with friends
i got out at least once a week to clubs & bars etc with friends, alotta horny chicks walking around there too man :thumbsup

Miss Gong 11-30-2006 06:34 PM
trust in weed :pimp

polish_aristocrat 12-02-2006 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11379117)
i thought u said on gfy u were leaving gfy and getting married....?!
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scotty, get your facts straight

in one of the infamous threads about the "cheers picture", I once said that if I am close to retiring and getting married then I will perhaps post my real pic here, to share my happiness with GFY'ers, like quiet did few months ago

that doesn't mean I am getting married anytime soon

Quote:
and i will meet her. just wait. i dont need you to bump this thread. i need u to give me money to impress her with.
I thought "things are going pretty well" for you. Don't you have 15 bucks for a bus ticket and another 100 for a nice evening with your 16 year old girl?

CyberHustler 12-02-2006 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11169704)
Seriously I am the most shy person ever, i havent been out drinking since like fucking july, seriously no bullshitting there. well once in august, but was small session. I dont seem to go out hardly at all.


and it really hits home on a friday nights and saturday nights, like tonight. :(


Now coming onto my dilema, there is this girl on myspace, WHO I SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY LIKE!!! like madly like!!! like in the style of squishypimp loving AMC. but I just dont wanna meet her coz im so shy.

and i know perfectly well, that my life is going quickly and if I dont take this chance, then when will i take a chance? I dont wanna end up like Polish aristocrat :winkwink: (no offense their buddy :1orglaugh :1orglaugh )

so she says next time you come to Norwich(large city in england) Text me and ill meet up with you. fucking get in, im buzzing! but im having second thoughts because im thinking of all the scenarios where it could go wrong like the kiss in the cinema :mad: or the meal :mad:.

Plus norwich is like 1 half hours on the bus so i will be a wreck and will be all nervous

I kinda got it going for me aswell, im making more than most kids my age, i have alright looks once i gel my hair and im pretty good at sport.


So what I need from GFY is FUCKING TIPS HOW TO STOP THESE FUCKING NERVES, i dont wanna turn up drunk, but should I take vodka shots along with me for the bus ride?! should i meet her in afternooon? oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
GIVE ME TIPS. seriously when im happy and buzzing loads of girls love me and really get on with me, yet when im nervous im posting on gfy like a nervous prick!!!!




HELP MEEEEEEE - HOW CAN ONE CONRTOL NERVES.


ahh fucksake i just gotta pull myself together! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

its gonna be next week or never if I go meet her.

if i dont then i will remain a worthless sigwhore and NONE of you want that!!!
don't worry about it, there are plenty other bitches on myspace. By the way whats her myspace URL? I'll fuck her!... :pimp

mattz 12-02-2006 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11183595)
proffesional music technology wtf?
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

spunkmaster 12-02-2006 09:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11169754)
hahaha ur an idiot. i am a adult webmaster i have proven that on many occasions. I am talking about shooting my nerves, there are many people on here with nerve problems like me, hense the reason why they post so much on here, I am asking for advice. if you dont want to give it, dont say nothing at all and crawl back to that rock you were under idiot.

Go get a hooker each Sat night for the next 6 weeks then all your shyness with women will be gone !

thebossxxx 12-02-2006 11:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11169704)
Seriously I am the most shy person ever, i havent been out drinking since like fucking july, seriously no bullshitting there. well once in august, but was small session. I dont seem to go out hardly at all.


and it really hits home on a friday nights and saturday nights, like tonight. :(


Now coming onto my dilema, there is this girl on myspace, WHO I SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY LIKE!!! like madly like!!! like in the style of squishypimp loving AMC. but I just dont wanna meet her coz im so shy.

and i know perfectly well, that my life is going quickly and if I dont take this chance, then when will i take a chance? I dont wanna end up like Polish aristocrat :winkwink: (no offense their buddy :1orglaugh :1orglaugh )

so she says next time you come to Norwich(large city in england) Text me and ill meet up with you. fucking get in, im buzzing! but im having second thoughts because im thinking of all the scenarios where it could go wrong like the kiss in the cinema :mad: or the meal :mad:.

Plus norwich is like 1 half hours on the bus so i will be a wreck and will be all nervous

I kinda got it going for me aswell, im making more than most kids my age, i have alright looks once i gel my hair and im pretty good at sport.


So what I need from GFY is FUCKING TIPS HOW TO STOP THESE FUCKING NERVES, i dont wanna turn up drunk, but should I take vodka shots along with me for the bus ride?! should i meet her in afternooon? oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
GIVE ME TIPS. seriously when im happy and buzzing loads of girls love me and really get on with me, yet when im nervous im posting on gfy like a nervous prick!!!!




HELP MEEEEEEE - HOW CAN ONE CONRTOL NERVES.


ahh fucksake i just gotta pull myself together! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

its gonna be next week or never if I go meet her.

if i dont then i will remain a worthless sigwhore and NONE of you want that!!!

Go for it my brother!

scottybuzz 12-10-2006 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by thebossxxx (Post 11441484)
Go for it my brother!
Its gonna happen soon! Im going christmas shopping in her city and im gonna meet her and we are gonna get super fucked on vodka!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :)


man im so happy, cant wait. im nervous, but the tips from gfy folk are awesome, thanks alot guys!!!


:)

SlamDesigns 12-10-2006 07:20 PM
Man, I wish I could give you some good advice, but I haven't had very good luck with meeting people from the 'net. No serious problems or anything, just got stood up...twice...after making a 5 hour drive.

scottybuzz 12-10-2006 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by SlamDesigns (Post 11503099)
Man, I wish I could give you some good advice, but I haven't had very good luck with meeting people from the 'net. No serious problems or anything, just got stood up...twice...after making a 5 hour drive.

fuck man!!! thats just plain fucking wrong. fortunitley never been stood up, but heres a horror story.

i was friends with this girl at school and she was already in a relationship but wanted for me to get in one. so she gave me her friends msn and we chatted, i aint joking here, for 6 fucking months, we just like argued on and off about useless shit, but i was afraid of meeting someone of the net. then I finally met her. she was actully quite goodlooking and a good chat with, then like the cunt i was the moment I got home and spoke to her a few days later on msn, like the retard i am i critized her. 6 months down the fucking drain because i was an idiot. And she had huge boobs and loved sex loads! I missed out big time.
shes now with some emo kid. the ultimate insult :disgust

anyway when i meet this girl i aint gonna fuck up. shes younger than me, and i gotta be the man this time

HighSociety 12-10-2006 07:37 PM
i love this post!

scottybuzz 12-10-2006 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by made2ordervideos (Post 11503149)
i love this post!
thankyou thankyou, thriving on the negativity of others is a great quality to have! :thumbsup

BusterBunny 12-10-2006 07:39 PM
breathe in........breathe out...........

polish_aristocrat 12-11-2006 06:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11502991)
Its gonna happen soon! Im going christmas shopping in her city and im gonna meet her and we are gonna get super fucked on vodka!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :)


man im so happy, cant wait. im nervous, but the tips from gfy folk are awesome, thanks alot guys!!!


:)
good luck :glugglug

qwe 12-11-2006 06:57 PM
if you shy you'll be eaten alive... develope that "fuck u all mothefuckers" attitude and you'll be fine

MaddCaz 12-11-2006 06:57 PM
sleep it off lord

HighSociety 12-11-2006 08:35 PM
of all the stupid things you have said to me this is nothing, your the one that called me a surfer LOL, come on scotty, what did you expect with a post like this, i'm not really laughing at you but more at the response of others. gotta love that

shekinah 12-11-2006 08:48 PM
Forget her buddy and do some work, that would be best but if you don't like.. just relax:)

reynold 12-11-2006 10:21 PM
Stay calm, walk straight and keep your chin up!

DarkJedi 12-29-2006 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by made2ordervideos (Post 11503149)
i love this post!
which one?

scottybuzz 12-29-2006 02:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 11614657)
which one?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

carol.prime 12-29-2006 02:41 PM
just relax...there's always a right time for everything...

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

TDF 12-29-2006 02:41 PM
kill yourself

polle54 12-29-2006 02:48 PM
I think we need a picture of you to determine whether we can help you or not mate

Juilan 12-29-2006 02:48 PM
Densha... is that you ?

http://animeblog.sub-kultur.de/conte...haotoko-08.jpg

Theo Anthony 12-29-2006 03:11 PM
roll a realy light joint and smoke it about an hour before you leave!

you will be fine

comeplay 12-29-2006 03:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Theo Anthony (Post 11614892)
roll a realy light joint and smoke it about an hour before you leave!

you will be fine

Good suggestion, Takes care of any social anxiety before a blind date for me. Other then that just don't be such a pussy

HighSociety 12-29-2006 04:19 PM
he has probably tapped about a dozen girls by now


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