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polish_aristocrat 12-29-2006 04:27 PM

so did you meet her? you said you're gonna get xmas shopping to her city, but Christmas are gone already...,......

scottybuzz 12-29-2006 04:33 PM

shes a faggot, i wanna meet another girl.
couldnt meet her over xmas because where i work needed me over time coz pre-christmas was very very busy. so i had to work.
get this right, few days ago she was all up for it. spoke to her tonight and no enthusiasm. fuck sake. usually shes so happy. i actully have a free day tomorrow i got about 3 joints worth of weed to smoke with her and she just fucked off. cunt. im moving on to a new girl, got a new years party soon, ill try and pull there.

scottybuzz 12-29-2006 04:36 PM

in a way my nerves are ok, im now ready, but i aint gonna meet a girl who doesnt wanna meet me.

anyway i may give her a call tomorrow morning and ask her if she wants to meet up today. remind me please, chances are ill be on gfy.

comeplay 12-29-2006 05:10 PM

you actually expect her to wait for this "supposed" meeting for even as long as this thread has been going if not more? She wanted teh cock shes found it by now.

scottybuzz 12-29-2006 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by comeplay (Post 11615724)
you actually expect her to wait for this "supposed" meeting for even as long as this thread has been going if not more? She wanted teh cock shes found it by now.

bet she hasnt. she doesnt seem the type.

Dagwolf 12-29-2006 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11615816)
bet she hasnt. she doesnt seem the type.

Chicken :1orglaugh Hey you're not a cannibal or anything are you?

polish_aristocrat 12-30-2006 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11615489)
shes a faggot

BoyAlley is a faggot

Quote:

i wanna meet another girl.
are you sure about that? and does she wanna meet you too?

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couldnt meet her over xmas because where i work needed me over time coz pre-christmas was very very busy. so i had to work.
get this right, few days ago she was all up for it. spoke to her tonight and no enthusiasm. fuck sake. usually shes so happy. i actully have a free day tomorrow i got about 3 joints worth of weed to smoke with her and she just fucked off. cunt.
you almost felt in love and now after two months she's got one bad day and you call her a cunt?

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im moving on to a new girl, got a new years party soon, ill try and pull there.
good luck


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anyway i may give her a call tomorrow morning and ask her if she wants to meet up today. remind me please, chances are ill be on gfy.
I guess it's too late?

DarkJedi 03-04-2007 08:23 PM

:glugglug

Brooke Anderson 03-04-2007 09:06 PM

Scotty, you don't need any drugs to meet this girl. Just relax and stop worrying about it all! The more you think about it, the worse you will feel about it. Maybe just sit down and have a glass of wine before you go to loosen up.

Trixxxia 03-04-2007 09:24 PM

This has to be a joke - so for shits and giggles & mosts likely cuz I must have missed it but how old is scotty?

HighSociety 03-04-2007 10:02 PM

this was an old post by him. He is all grown up now

lazycash 03-04-2007 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopBucksTrixxxia (Post 12016151)
This has to be a joke - so for shits and giggles & mosts likely cuz I must have missed it but how old is scotty?

He's 19 and a virgin, just seems like he's awkward around girls. He should have a race with madawgz to see who can lose their virginity first.

gimilin 03-04-2007 11:06 PM

samp!!!!!!!!!

polish_aristocrat 03-05-2007 12:55 PM

OK since someone else bumped this thread already, how is the online dating going scotty?

gimilin 03-09-2007 02:25 AM

Take care man,i am really understand you.

he-fox 03-09-2007 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimilin (Post 12044690)
Take care man,i am really understand you.

dude, you definitely are the new village idiot:1orglaugh

Sexsitesurfer 03-09-2007 03:02 AM

Norwich is not that big a city.....

TigerDragon 03-09-2007 03:57 AM

relax man

Evil E 03-09-2007 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11615489)
shes a faggot, i wanna meet another girl.
couldnt meet her over xmas because where i work needed me over time coz pre-christmas was very very busy. so i had to work.
get this right, few days ago she was all up for it. spoke to her tonight and no enthusiasm. fuck sake. usually shes so happy. i actully have a free day tomorrow i got about 3 joints worth of weed to smoke with her and she just fucked off. cunt. im moving on to a new girl, got a new years party soon, ill try and pull there.

If you want to meet with her first of all you need to give her an explicit date and time and location. Do not just say... we'll do something soon.. bla bla bla , you're losing your time.

Meet her ASAP. The longer you'll way, the more awkward it will be for you when you will meet and you'll probably be more shy.
Also you'll know after you met her if something will happen or not. Do not loose your time. You could be meeting other, more interesting girls as we speak.

Second you said you really liked her... and it seems that you think she is special or something. Surprise: she is not. She's just a regular girl and she's probably farting as we speak.

You are better than her. Grow your balls. You need to lead. You need to be sure of yourself. Be a MAN. If you're not, fake it. It will come with time.

Now if you are shy, do not get drunk, it's a bad idea. If you have drinks, have 1 to 3 drinks MAX.

You should practice your social skills. Have some of your friends introduce you to people they know. Learn how to be interesting, how to tell stories and make people laugh. Just go hang out and talk to strangers(not in a creepy way). If you can't do that then you can start by joining group activities and meet people there.

You can practice with another girl first, even start with fatties or uglies if that makes you more comfortable.

Also you need to fuck girls.

Evil E 03-09-2007 04:22 AM

Also stop smoking weed. Go to the gym instead.

More Booze 03-09-2007 04:31 AM

alcohol is your friend

scottybuzz 03-09-2007 04:55 AM

hahahaha seriously look at the date of this thread. days are gone, numbers are whack.

the only moron who bumps it is darkjedi

gangbangjoe 03-09-2007 05:01 AM

so you are still a virgin?

scottybuzz 03-09-2007 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe (Post 12045079)
so you are still a virgin?

lol no! at parties when im drunk im fine, its just when i feel normal

Tanya_AWP 03-09-2007 07:32 AM

Take yoga! and relax.....

DarkJedi 04-11-2007 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe (Post 12045079)
so you are still a virgin?

:1orglaugh

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-11-2007 10:29 AM

wow dorkjedi, i bet you felt cool bumping this thread huh? i bet right after you posted that orglaugh you just went nuts slapping your desk laughing like Santa Claus huh?

rowan 04-11-2007 10:50 AM

Reminds me of this guy I knew... he went on a date with a chick from the net and threw up because he was so nervous. They ended up getting married. :helpme

lazycash 05-08-2007 05:42 AM

So we all want to know, did you ever hook up with this chick Scotty?

Ragging Rhino 05-08-2007 06:27 AM

well??
Did ya meet her?

nico-t 05-08-2007 07:12 AM

not this again.....

Manowar 05-08-2007 07:15 AM

play it cool dude

scottybuzz 05-08-2007 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 12391597)
not this again.....

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

carol.prime 05-08-2007 08:24 AM

take a deep breath and relax buddy!!!

lazycash 06-06-2007 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ragging Rhino (Post 12391356)
well??
Did ya meet her?

We are all just dying to know.

Andiz 06-06-2007 04:47 AM

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HighSociety 06-06-2007 05:53 AM

I heard he hooked up with her and three of her friends. I saw it on the net so it must be true

HighSociety 06-06-2007 06:05 AM

This is why we sit back and laugh when scotty tried to put us down, The three of us work all day everyday on 15-20 different sites/projects and this is the kid telling us we know nothing.

HighSociety 06-06-2007 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11615489)
shes a faggot, i got about 3 joints worth of weed to smoke with her and she just fucked off. cunt. .

Just say no

Ssv 06-06-2007 07:28 AM

your post here, just made my day:)
you need do calm down right now!And breath in, breath out babe...
Ive felt like this so many times.Take 2 shots of tequillita, on a full stomach, and just reeeeelaaaaax!

Take her for a nice walk in the afternoon, and if u guys are good together, go on, and have e few drinks, hit a club later, go dancin, and after that..hm....
I would love to have a date with a shy guy like yourself, your kind is much cuter then the rest...
Good luck and pls, keep us posted


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