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ForteCash 12-03-2006 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by ebus_dk (Post 11444310)
yeah - yeah, I made a type-o, there was a "dont" to much.

Instead of debating the facts and the problem at hand, you laugh at my spelling. This shows the rest of us the level of professionalism and insight you have ... or lack of.

...Congrats to the winners!

Go sell a purple rubber asshole :2 cents:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dirty F 12-03-2006 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk (Post 11444310)
yeah - yeah, I made a type-o, there was a "dont" to much.

Instead of debating the facts and the problem at hand, you laugh at my spelling. This shows the rest of us the level of professionalism and insight you have ... or lack of.

...Congrats to the winners!

Jesus dude...scroll up, i started this fucking thread. Omg, i laughed...ya thats really a sign of how unprofessional i am.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-03-2006 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by QuaShe (Post 11444246)
What kind of extension, its simple you don;'t get credit for phone sales as you just can not track this yourself in any way. Easy extra money in their pockets :2 cents:

There are very easy ways to track phone orders........




Bottom line is affiliates are not happy, and in the end if they do not do something (I suggest whole new system designed for there product) to make the affiliates happy they will loss mass traffic quicky....

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-03-2006 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by thinkx (Post 11444314)
Oh Ive seen many many paysites with traffic leaks on the join telling ppl they accept mo as well


That is just stupid...... It should be illegal, how the hell do you know if it is a even an adult sending the MO, makes no sence??????

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-03-2006 10:08 AM

http://www.directtrack.com looks like this place might have a solution for them...

scottybuzz 12-03-2006 10:11 AM

I worked in a huge insurance office once as a summer job in the post department and the number of money orders and cash that came in was about 50 a day. Ok it was like 1% of all money transactions, but thats alot, if your a paysite doing that much.

ok i dont think noone can distinguish the difference between selling insurance via phone or porn via the internet but MO's play a huge part.

Theo 12-03-2006 10:12 AM

directtrack believe it or not being among the most expensive aff.solutions they do not show you refferal stats lol

Theo 12-03-2006 10:14 AM

With some scripting work they can provide additional info about tracking id etc to their affiliates without moving away from NATS.

Dirty F 12-03-2006 10:19 AM

Its really nice how you all are trying to find solutions but for some reason i think they are NOT looking for other solutions. They seem to be happy the way it is.

Dirty F 12-03-2006 10:20 AM

There is nothing wrong according to them.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-03-2006 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel (Post 11444406)
directtrack believe it or not being among the most expensive aff.solutions they do not show you refferal stats lol

just a quick google find....

DarkJedi 12-03-2006 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11444250)
The fact you would sell a rubber asshole for losers to wank off with and NOT market a program that works makes you a fool, but your poor grammerand word usage shows that already :2 cents:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THIS IS LIKE, POST OF THE FUCKING YEAR!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-03-2006 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11444404)
I worked in a huge insurance office once as a summer job in the post department and the number of money orders and cash that came in was about 50 a day. Ok it was like 1% of all money transactions, but thats alot, if your a paysite doing that much.

ok i dont think noone can distinguish the difference between selling insurance via phone or porn via the internet but MO's play a huge part.


Great post matt :thumbsup

ForteCash 12-03-2006 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 11444440)
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THIS IS LIKE, POST OF THE FUCKING YEAR!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

was hoping you'd be the one to find it! :winkwink:

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-03-2006 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel (Post 11444418)
With some scripting work they can provide additional info about tracking id etc to their affiliates without moving away from NATS.

You a prolly right, but as Franck said.....

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Originally Posted by Franck (Post 11444433)
Its really nice how you all are trying to find solutions but for some reason i think they are NOT looking for other solutions. They seem to be happy the way it is.

:Oh crap

crockett 12-03-2006 10:27 AM

Is there a patent on the plastic pussy? I dunno why no one else has been successful in making a program to sell them.


as a side note I still never was credited my sales from when they switched over to nats from the their own software.. Was only like 2 sales.. but still.

ForteCash 12-03-2006 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 11444452)
Is there a patent on the plastic pussy? I dunno why no one else has been successful in making a program to sell them.

i'm coming out with "handybags".. Its a set of rubber tits you can fuck that look like purses and handbags :winkwink:

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-03-2006 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11444447)
:1orglaugh

was hoping you'd be the one to find it! :winkwink:

How come you do not have a 120x60 in your sig, or do you and the ad blocker is catching it?

ForteCash 12-03-2006 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 11444457)
How come you do not have a 120x60 in your sig, or do you and the ad blocker is catching it?

dunno, just dont :upsidedow

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-03-2006 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11444456)
i'm coming out with "handybags".. Its a set of rubber tits you can fuck that look like purses and handbags :winkwink:


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dennis69 12-03-2006 10:47 AM

That program was doomed right from the beginning... which is a shame because that product had so much potential!

Vox 12-03-2006 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 11444452)
Is there a patent on the plastic pussy? I dunno why no one else has been successful in making a program to sell them.


as a side note I still never was credited my sales from when they switched over to nats from the their own software.. Was only like 2 sales.. but still.

Mallcom sells them too. You get only 25% commission but at least I know they track properly and also get credit for phone orders.

This thread just reminded me to pull all remaining fleshlight links and redirect to mallcom.

maxidrom11 12-03-2006 12:18 PM

my fleshlight stats 50% more ... maybe I am getting someone's revenue ... I am so Happy for having NATS!

BradM 12-03-2006 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ebus_dk (Post 11444196)
No it dont work. you are exploiting peoples fears and insecurity, just like Hitler did when he turned his country in to a Nationalistic socialist state.

You dont burn Jews of course, you just take peoples money. Its like The H.C Anderson fairytale "the emperors new cloth"

Pretty sad to compare Nazi's with penis companies. Especially ones that DO work and have 8+ doctors behind them.

wjxxx 12-03-2006 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ebus_dk (Post 11444196)
No it dont work. you are exploiting peoples fears and insecurity, just like Hitler did when he turned his country in to a Nationalistic socialist state.

You dont burn Jews of course, you just take peoples money. Its like The H.C Anderson fairytale "the emperors new cloth"

You should change your crack dealer :2 cents:

ForteCash 12-03-2006 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by wjxxx (Post 11445613)
You should change your crack dealer :2 cents:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

viva celebs 12-03-2006 02:27 PM

interesting read...

Dirty F 12-03-2006 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by wjxxx (Post 11445613)
You should change your crack dealer :2 cents:

Haha :1orglaugh

aico 12-03-2006 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 11444232)
who pays for porn with a money order?

Lots of people do, and they usually pay for 3 - 6 months at a time.

Tryme 12-03-2006 02:47 PM

fleshlight is good stuff, it converts well and it actually works

Tempest 12-03-2006 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ebus_dk (Post 11444237)
Nats dont show "order created" or "pending" or anything like it.

The stats used to show orders placed... affiliates compliained about the shitty pending to shipped ratios since the move to NATs.. they removed the stat. Then affiliates complained about that.. So now they have 1 line at the bottom that's the number of orders placed for the period.

If that number is correct, then not only have my shipped sales gone down, but also the orders placed.

As for the "manual" entry of sales. I can't see that being right. Manually entry in terms of having to click a button or something in a computer to indicate "order xxxx shipped", I could see that. They'd have a shit load more problems if they didn't have that. And that should then be a simple database dump and merge into the NATs stuff. So yeah, they could "shave" some data in there but I would think NATs would have been checking that over there since it's also their rep.

In terms of the phone orders, affiliates bitched and wanted fleshlight to add a "reference" number on the site like the joebucks guys have. But they haven't. No idea why.

Tempest 12-03-2006 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by QuaShe (Post 11444167)
you can't shave with NATS!

Check out all the sites using NATs that don't have your code on a bunch of links. Without that code, it relies on the session tracking which is never 100%. Thus, some shaving is occuring. I don't see NATs doing anything about that. In fact, some of the biggest NATs programs do that so I would think NATs wouldn't want to say anything about it. There's no excuse for not having the proper code on all the links IMO.

Machete_ 12-03-2006 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM (Post 11445496)
Pretty sad to compare Nazi's with penis companies. Especially ones that DO work and have 8+ doctors behind them.

You are smarter than that, or at least that is what I think of you. I was comparing the rhetorics, nothing else.

8+ doctor's? so what. A study will tell you exactly what you want it to. There are doctor's backing every fake miracle cure out there, that sure dont make them work.

If the penis enlargement worked, everyone would use them - or at least all white men like me :thumbsup

.. but it dont

QuaWee 12-04-2006 03:41 PM

bumpppppppp

ForteCash 12-04-2006 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk (Post 11446220)
You are smarter than that, or at least that is what I think of you. I was comparing the rhetorics, nothing else.

8+ doctor's? so what. A study will tell you exactly what you want it to. There are doctor's backing every fake miracle cure out there, that sure dont make them work.

If the penis enlargement worked, everyone would use them - or at least all white men like me :thumbsup

.. but it dont

poop on you mr. smelly pants :winkwink:

Machete_ 12-04-2006 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11454927)
poop on you mr. smelly pants :winkwink:

wtf? are you retarded?

ForteCash 12-04-2006 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ebus_dk (Post 11454953)
wtf? are you retarded?

i'm not the one who pooped his pants and smells of poopy :2 cents:

:thumbsup

1215 12-04-2006 04:07 PM

my sales were doing AWESOME (to me at least) prior to nats being introduced as their system.

once nats came, i didn't get shit. now i don't find this possible considering i changed nothing on my end, and for months before that i've been converting it just fine. all of a sudden, i get nothing.

well, i canned fleshlight long ago.

to be honest with you guys, any program i've tried that uses nats has NOT converted for me so i pretty much stay away from nats sponsors now.

any program i promote that doesnt use nats, performs much better.

ive run two similar sites (one nats, one not nats) and the site without nats always converts. the site using nats, never does. dont ask me why, because i dont know.

georgeyw 12-04-2006 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11444250)
The fact you would sell a rubber asshole for losers to wank off with and NOT market a program that works makes you a fool, but your poor grammer and word usage shows that already :2 cents:

Congratulations, you are the rubber asshole :thumbsup

So selling a *tangible* product that does achieve the desired result is similar to penis pills how?

Also with re to ebus' poor grammEr :1orglaugh :1orglaugh , english = 2nd language. What's funnier is that english is your 1st language and you struggle to come to grips with the basics :1orglaugh


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