Originally Posted by RevSand (Post 11496235)

GO GO GO!

Sicone is a great fucking guy... He is one of the few around that I let into my house when I am not home and sleep in my bed.. He even has a key to do so whenever he is in the LA area and needs it.

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 11496263)

You tell a great story, the best part is the responsable ending :thumbsup

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 11496252)

No, that would be unprofessional of him and the company he represents. He did however try to get me to dance with a tranny at a club here in town. I declined and the tranny went on to dance with the GFY member now known as Trannow.

I also have a lady that I love very much, Rochard has met her and knows this about me.

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 11496264)

I'm doing my best, however unlike squishy, I actually read the posts and post a response relevant to the thread

Originally Posted by RevSand (Post 11496253)

You can thank me later for photo documenting that whole event for you... :thumbsup

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 11496255)

That is a bottle of Patron silver... the ultimate pimp cup. Never leave home without it.

with the exception of a few shots shared, I did indeed drink that entire bottle myself. I had a second bottle of tequila (not patron) but I dropped it. shit happens.

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 11496276)

Lensman would have buried me under the pier if I had wrecked his beamer

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 11496325)

Here is the waitess who kept me dunk in San Diego, she likes to come North and hang out so I hooked her up with some swag

http://www.mrporno.org/pics/gfy/webmasteraccess007.jpg

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 11496315)

Never had it before....

I hate dropping the bottle, I did that once at a small party, it was one of them big bottles with the finger loop and it was the only drink we had, after hours...... I still hear about that till this day from my friends :Oh crap

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 11496325)

Originally Posted by MikeVega (Post 11496339)

I see you at all the shows and never really got to speak to you on a real level. You seem like a really fun guy. I know you talk to Pete-kt sometimes but I don't know too much about you. what was your first job in adult?

and feel free to ask questions back if it helps the post count .. :)

Originally Posted by MikeVega (Post 11496345)

she so cute and a very nice girl .. she came out to dinner one night in Vegas we all had a great time :thumbsup

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 11496325)

Here is the waitess who kept me dunk in San Diego, she likes to come North and hang out so I hooked her up with some swag

http://www.mrporno.org/pics/gfy/webmasteraccess007.jpg

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 11496358)

best drink ever.. tequila that goes down like water :thumbsup

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 11496347)

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 11496375)

Pete is a great guy. I will make sure I get to spend some time with you at the next show we both attend.

my first real job in adult was with the great crew at adult.com, before that I had a blog and a tgp going, nothing major but it brought in some money. I still have that same blog and tgp going along with several other sites.

Since parting ways with adult.com I have accepted a new job with a new program. I havent announced this yet as we are still getting the program set up. More on this very soon.

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 11496380)

Vikki is a great lady isnt she?

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11496436)

yo give me access to your username ill have you to 10k in 2 days

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 11496347)

http://www.mrporno.org/pics/gfy/z05017.jpg


and thanks to Rev for reminding me that cameras and water dont mix

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 11496231)

ok, the setting... San Diego... Cybernet 2005

The scene... several hours into the White Trash Bash

I'm drunk thanks to this hot lil waitress who keeps bringing me drink... yes it may have been her job but what a ass she had....

I'm talking to Lensman about some shit when Ramos walks up, and out of his mouth comes these words....

"Joe, I'm so fucking high right now"
http://www.mrporno.org/pics/gfy/cybernet041.jpg

Lensman, being the ever oportunist that he is challenges Ramos to go for a swim. So outside we step and walk over to the harbor area.

Ramos, talking his game as always
http://www.mrporno.org/pics/gfy/cybernet043.jpg

Ramos gets in the water, complains that its cold so I start talking shit to him, he challenges me to get in and make the swim
http://www.mrporno.org/pics/gfy/cybernet048.jpg

So in I go, I got insulation all around me so I'm not cold at all
http://www.mrporno.org/pics/gfy/cybernet050.jpg

Since I'm drunk as hell, out of concern Lensman offers Sherm some money to swim along side me and make sure I dont drown. Little did Lensman know, the water wasnt deep at all and I was able to walk 2/3rds of the way across.

on the other side, where the boats were parked, it was deeper of course... so, I make it across and then comes the challenge I never considered... How the fuck was I supposed to get out.

No problem, I'll climb my fat ass into this lil boat and then get out....
http://www.mrporno.org/pics/gfy/cybernet057.jpg

dint work out so well, the boat flipped over with me in it and sunk to the bottom... oops.

After this I swim my way over to a sail boat that Lensman has climbed aboard and tossed down the ladder
http://www.mrporno.org/pics/gfy/cybernet066.jpg

Lensman paying me my money...
http://www.mrporno.org/pics/gfy/cybernet072.jpg

Victory is mine
http://www.mrporno.org/pics/gfy/cybernet078.jpg

Later that night, Lensman hands me like 500 bucks, the keys to his BMW and tells me to go get drinks. I was drunk, so I handed the keys off to a sober driver and went along for the ride.

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 11496325)

Here is the waitess who kept me dunk in San Diego, she likes to come North and hang out so I hooked her up with some swag

http://www.mrporno.org/pics/gfy/webmasteraccess007.jpg

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 11496399)

It looks like you are thinking somewhere in your mind about pulling him on in the water!

Originally Posted by MikeVega (Post 11496401)

I'll be at the Vegas show and the Xbiz La show ...so i hope to see you at one of those. I look forward to it ..:thumbsup

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11496436)

sicbuns yo give me access to your username ill have you to 10k in 2 days

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11496439)

Sicbuns i want to do body shots of Patron off of you , can we make this happen?

Originally Posted by emthree (Post 11496467)

The key is to post a lot of smileys like juicy.
All that content your typing is too much substance.

Originally Posted by RevSand (Post 11496482)

Neither did your shoes as I recall!!

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 11496500)

I heard about this story, but never saw the pictures! That's just classic!

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 11496503)

I'm under the impression your still in touch with this woman. Got a number for her? I can always use a naked bartender!

Originally Posted by trix (Post 11496536)

My Mama told me to never trust a man who wouldn't eat my cooking. Looks like you might like my homemade Southern Fried Chicken (made in an ironskillet) with cream gravy and real mashed taters.

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 11496664)

I am in touch with her still, I do have a number.... she was at Spannows party this year. I'll hit her up and ask her for ya.