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Mr Pheer 12-13-2006 01:45 AM

50 spider-bitten puss pockets

heywood 12-13-2006 09:59 AM

what's wierd is, today, (so far anyway) it looks worse, but feels better. It still certainly hurts, but not as much as yesterday. We'll see after I start walking around a little, but its kinda wierd. I wonder if it is supposed to hurt less. :banana

dynastoned 12-13-2006 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Philip G (Post 11516318)
Holy shit! I fucking hate spiders.

reminds me of this pic:

http://dogz.wuffpaws.com/albums/scar...legs.sized.jpg

:helpme :helpme :1orglaugh

Deej 12-13-2006 10:06 AM

yea hobo spiders are infamous here in Oregon. Now is when they want in your house real bad. Rain and sleet.

Reading this makes me not let my legs get too far under my desk...



Wilsonville, I have no idea where that is, is it eastern? central?

Ross 12-13-2006 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by volante (Post 11516552)
I don't normally mind spiders but that just sent a shiver down my spine! Other pics from that directory:

http://dogz.wuffpaws.com/albums/scar...r/IMG_1773.jpg

http://dogz.wuffpaws.com/albums/scar...r/IMG_1776.jpg

What would you do if a Spider that size was in your house? I'm thinking of moving to the USA. If I saw a spider I'd hit it with something to kill it. Is that what everyone else does?

seeric 12-13-2006 10:15 AM

i killed a few of those in my house in tampa. definitely mean. they are fast fuckers too. i tried to hit it with a shoe and it took the shoe and smacked me back with it. i had to spray sneaker cleaner on him to kill him.


bastards. thats one of the reasons i moved back from florida. to many goddamn bugs.

Dagwolf 12-13-2006 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heywood (Post 11519519)
what's wierd is, today, (so far anyway) it looks worse, but feels better. It still certainly hurts, but not as much as yesterday. We'll see after I start walking around a little, but its kinda wierd. I wonder if it is supposed to hurt less. :banana

Probably because the nerves are dying. Don't screw around, get that taken care of.

AssPirate 12-13-2006 10:18 AM

I wonder if the hobo spider bit the naughty err... bits.

jollyperv 12-13-2006 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross (Post 11519585)
What would you do if a Spider that size was in your house? I'm thinking of moving to the USA. If I saw a spider I'd hit it with something to kill it. Is that what everyone else does?

I think I'd curl up in a ball on the floor, paralyzed with fear. That's fucked.

Slick 12-13-2006 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by volante (Post 11516552)
I don't normally mind spiders but that just sent a shiver down my spine! Other pics from that directory:

http://dogz.wuffpaws.com/albums/scar...r/IMG_1773.jpg

http://dogz.wuffpaws.com/albums/scar...r/IMG_1776.jpg

If I walked into my house and saw that on my wall, I'd move far away, ha ha.

I'm fortunate to live up in Upper Michigan, where we don't get anything like that.

Vex 12-13-2006 10:25 AM

I'm not going to repost the pictures that volante posted cause they are just so wrong on many levels, but that just damn creepy! I would die if I saw that on my wall.

I hope you get better soon heywood! Take care of yourself

heywood 12-13-2006 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 11519561)
Wilsonville, I have no idea where that is, is it eastern? central?


Its a very small town just south of portland. I'm about 15 mins from downtown. Where are you at?

Here is today's image, not too bad.

http://www.messedup.net/hosted/spiderbite/wednesday.jpg


And Dagwolf, you're probably right about the nerves. I never thought of that. The muscles and joints still hurt, but the wound itself hurts less. I'm following the doctors orders, and taking a bunch of meds and keeping it really clean (which is fucking painful, but I gotta do it).

And asspirate, no I didnt get bit in the junk. Thank fucking god. Its about 6 inches from my shit though, and that is just scary. Hard to imagine what the action plan would be if the spider decided to crawl up further before I smashed it. I'd probably be a fucking eunich by now.

Mr. Romance 12-13-2006 02:00 PM

ouch

Mr. Romance

C_U_Next_Tuesday 12-13-2006 02:07 PM

The day I found and caught my black widow, a hobo spider ran right by my leg and up inside my computer...the hobo escaped..the black widow is still in her cage.

I like spiders, I just don't want to be bit by them.

Keep that wound clean

RogerV 12-13-2006 02:12 PM

that looks nasty must suck. I was stung by a scorpion once

VicD 12-13-2006 02:17 PM

Creepy to me, here in Holland we only have friendly spiders

Big Red Machine 12-13-2006 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 11516644)
The same poor guy..He went to the hospital and they were draining it daily..I don't think he lasted a month if I remember right :( If you do a search you can see his pics

I was bit by a recluse I had to goto the hospital 3xs to get it drained and cleaned:Oh crap but I guess I was lucky in comparision
RIP bjjb

BluewireAngie 12-13-2006 02:31 PM

ewwww..... spiders....

ArkansasDave 12-13-2006 03:28 PM

Damn, that looks almost exactly like the bite i just got!!!
I had it for about a week now and my thigh is still all messed up.
Doc gave me some antibiotics but the thing friggin still hurts like a bitch.

Good luck with yours man!

heywood 12-14-2006 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArkansasDave (Post 11521974)
Damn, that looks almost exactly like the bite i just got!!!
I had it for about a week now and my thigh is still all messed up.
Doc gave me some antibiotics but the thing friggin still hurts like a bitch.

Good luck with yours man!

Yeah, I went to the doctor to get the lowdown on it, and got some keflex, and I have to go back in friday. So far, it hasnt been bad. I am keeping it very clean, no matter how painful, and takin care of it.

My doctor said to take hot baths, as somehow that helps with drawing the antibiotics to the wound. Doesnt hurt to try.

heywood 12-14-2006 09:52 AM

http://dogz.wuffpaws.com/albums/scar...r/IMG_1776.jpg

Does anyone know where this big fucker comes from?

Chio The Pirate 12-14-2006 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 11516292)
He was the first person i thought of when i looked at those pics... :helpme :(

YARGH! Me too. It be lookin' like a recluse bite (never heard of a hobo) Hope it gets better soon, and *isn't* a recluse as those can be very very bad even with quick treatment. Now.. back to me map makin' Ahoy ya fruity fruits!

Pleasurepays 12-14-2006 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heywood (Post 11526608)

Does anyone know where this big fucker comes from?

oh my god.

:helpme :helpme

TG Rebecca 12-14-2006 10:10 AM

1. i wish you the best of luck with your recovery! keep us posted please!

2. all of these spider pictures are seriously fucking with me head. *shudders*

3. that photoshopped picture is awesome! :)

Deej 12-14-2006 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heywood (Post 11521353)
Its a very small town just south of portland. I'm about 15 mins from downtown. Where are you at?

Im in Southern Oregon, Medford!

Rainy as fuck right now.

Hobos are soimething fierce here, Lemme find me a couple pictures I took...

....................

Im actually not positive that this one here is a Hobo, its either that, a wolf spider or a recluse. Reguardless, not good to be bitten by

http://www.filthyamerica.com/hobo1.jpg

http://www.filthyamerica.com/hobo2.jpg

http://www.filthyamerica.com/hobo3.jpg

http://www.filthyamerica.com/hobo4.jpg

com 12-14-2006 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heywood (Post 11526608)
http://dogz.wuffpaws.com/albums/scar...r/IMG_1776.jpg

Does anyone know where this big fucker comes from?

I beleive that's an australian bird spider.

heywood 12-14-2006 01:33 PM

Deej, I dont know about the top ones, but that last one is definitely a hobo. Don't want to get bitten by that either :thumbsup

com 12-14-2006 01:35 PM

Sorry; it looks more like the south american goliath bird spider.

I'll hang up my science coat now ;)

http://www.freeinfosociety.com/site.php?postnum=307

sicone 12-14-2006 02:04 PM

damn man.. that looks nasty. Hope it heals fast for ya

_Richard_ 12-14-2006 02:26 PM

Yea, i hope everything goes well.. :)

R

ArkansasDave 12-14-2006 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heywood (Post 11526608)
http://dogz.wuffpaws.com/albums/scar...r/IMG_1776.jpg

Does anyone know where this big fucker comes from?

-from the bowls of hell it think

DomP_nl 12-14-2006 02:53 PM

Fuck, do me a favor and look after that dude, my mate BJJB didnt and he passed away because of such a fucker.


RIP Bill

OzMan 12-14-2006 03:09 PM

got an updated pic?..no penis photoshp necessary

OzMan 12-14-2006 03:10 PM

got an updated pic?..no penis photoshop necessary

stickyfingerz 12-14-2006 03:11 PM

IIRC the recluse has what looks like a small violin on its hump. :2 cents:

MaDalton 12-14-2006 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heywood (Post 11526608)

i'd probably take a pumpgun and shoot a hole in my wall :helpme

Mike Semen 12-14-2006 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 11528702)
i'd probably take a pumpgun and shoot a hole in my wall :helpme

Just what I was thinking

Mike Semen 12-14-2006 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 11528702)
i'd probably take a pumpgun and shoot a hole in my wall :helpme

Just what I was thinking

sicone 12-15-2006 02:25 AM

Heywood, can we get some updates on your condition?

heywood 12-15-2006 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OzMan (Post 11528663)
got an updated pic?..no penis photoshop necessary

http://www.messedup.net/hosted/spiderbite/thursday.jpg

So far, it doesn't look any worse, maybe even better. I've been keeping it under guaze, taking hot baths (as reccommended) and cleaning it real well with hydrogen peroxide and alchohol. So far today looks pretty much the same as yesterday.

heywood 12-15-2006 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 11531553)
Heywood, can we get some updates on your condition?

I go to the doctor again tommorow, I think he's gonna have some good news. :thumbsup

sicone 12-15-2006 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by heywood (Post 11531603)
I go to the doctor again tommorow, I think he's gonna have some good news. :thumbsup

good shit.. good to hear.

You coming to Vegas this year?

gecko 12-15-2006 02:45 AM

Ouch.. gawd damn spiders.

munki 12-15-2006 02:46 AM

As of the viewing of these pictures... I am officially anti spider bite...

Not necessarily anti spider... but anti spider bite without a doubt.

tabasco 12-15-2006 02:52 AM

Not trying to imply anything kinky here, but how did that spider come to bite you so high up your thigh?

Looks like it's healing nicely.

sicone 12-15-2006 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 11531618)
As of the viewing of these pictures... I am officially anti spider bite...

Not necessarily anti spider... but anti spider bite without a doubt.

Thats a good call, hope all the spiders around agree :1orglaugh

heywood 12-15-2006 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 11531604)
good shit.. good to hear.

You coming to Vegas this year?

Most likely not, I'll be stuck working (again) but I'm hoping I can make pheonix forum, or hollywood in August.

If that changes I'll let ya know for sure

kmanrox 12-15-2006 08:03 AM

maybe it bit you because it was trying to get the fungus from under your fingernails?

Manowar 12-15-2006 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Philip G (Post 11516318)
Holy shit! I fucking hate spiders.

reminds me of this pic:

http://dogz.wuffpaws.com/albums/scar...legs.sized.jpg

holy fuck!!

Screaming 12-15-2006 08:57 AM

squeeze the fuck outta it lol


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