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ztik 12-28-2006 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 11608786)
Im on the phone with one of the bitches now. On hold.........

Has anyone heard of this shit EVER?????????????????

Dude BoA is a big nono. Adult, gambling, anything related. How many times has this been posted over the years? Do a search and you should be able to find some other people with the same story.

reynold 12-28-2006 05:41 PM

Sounds like a promising 2007 awaits you..

Spudstr 12-28-2006 05:43 PM

its not illegal yet, banks have like 200some days to comply with the new law.

Banks are already rejecting wires from partypokers, i know a affiliate thats having problems getting money from party poker due to US banks rejecting wires from their bank. However canadian banks are taking the wires fine, just the US is rejecting them all.

And this is money FROM partypoker not TO partypoker.

Quickdraw 12-28-2006 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 11608838)
Ahhh.. Im starting to remeber something like this....

Were they the bank that prached morals and closed accounts for being adult industry related a few years back??

Yeah, I believe that to be the case.

Bank Of America 12-28-2006 05:44 PM

Mr Prone as we mentioned on the phone , bukkake orgy partys are not ethical by our standards

boneprone 12-28-2006 05:45 PM

"CUSTOMER SATISFACTION SPECIALIST" im talking to now..

Thats how she just answered..

"My name is Laquishsa Boheanmamama" or some shit.

Jesus Fucking Christ

Bank Of America 12-28-2006 05:45 PM

We will release the funds if you rub Icy Hot on your genitals and post a video

boneprone 12-28-2006 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bank Of America (Post 11608964)
We will release the funds if you rub Icy Hot on your genitals and post a video


Haaa! Holy Shit!!!

Man..

Is this all Karma coming back to haunt me?

Bank Of America 12-28-2006 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 11608963)
"CUSTOMER SATISFACTION SPECIALIST" im talking to now..

Thats how she just answered..

"My name is Laquishsa Boheanmamama" or some shit.

Jesus Fucking Christ

Yes Laquisha is one of our best specialists and a good christian

aico 12-28-2006 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spudstr (Post 11608952)
its not illegal yet, banks have like 200some days to comply with the new law.

Banks are already rejecting wires from partypokers, i know a affiliate thats having problems getting money from party poker due to US banks rejecting wires from their bank. However canadian banks are taking the wires fine, just the US is rejecting them all.

And this is money FROM partypoker not TO partypoker.

Just because someone has 200 days to comply, does not mean that they need to wait until the 200th to start complying.

And it makes perfect sense that Canadian Banks are taking the wires, since last time I checked, Canada was not run by the US Govt or governed by its laws.

wyldblyss 12-28-2006 05:48 PM

They probably think you are laundering money

Bank Of America 12-28-2006 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 11608966)
Haaa! Holy Shit!!!

Man..

Is this all Karma coming back to haunt me?

We have outlawed your "popcorn" technique on our company movie outings, seems alot of men used your technique and caused alot of sexual harassmenr suits against us

Bank Of America 12-28-2006 05:49 PM

Can i interest anyone in a high yield money market account?

Bank Of America 12-28-2006 05:49 PM

We are having a special on business checking accounts this month please email me for details

boneprone 12-28-2006 05:50 PM

I told her why would they issue out Visa's with a "Poker" theme on the card to gamblers, then trap us like this to get in the situation im in now.

http://modelscast.com/pok.jpg

She told me its a TV show..


WHAT THE FUCK N I G G E R......................

Bank Of America 12-28-2006 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 11608985)
I told her why would they issue out Visa's with a "Poker" theme on the card to gamblers, then trap us like this to get in the situation im in now.



She told me its a TV show..


WHAT THE FUCK N I G G E R......................

please ask for Chuck , he is the person to talk to

boneprone 12-28-2006 05:52 PM

Im so fucking pissed..

I just asked her if she was one of the reps I saw on Dateline, doing customer service in a prision.. Her english is that damn bad

She's transfered me now not wanting to deal with me.....

Who's next...

Bank Of America 12-28-2006 05:52 PM

We have many good clients , ask Anal Hobbit he is our best customer

jmk 12-28-2006 05:53 PM

Sounds like you are ALL IN ;)

Bank Of America 12-28-2006 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 11608990)
Im so fucking pissed..

I just asked her if she was one of the reps I saw on Dateline, doing customer service in a prision..

She's transfered me now not wanting to deal with me.....

Who's next...

Ask for Bruce

LiveDose 12-28-2006 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 11608870)
HOLY SHIT!!

Here is one of the cards I use.. Bank Of America Card.. Visa

Had to take a pic of it..

This is too fucking crazy..

http://modelscast.com/pok.jpg

Something seem strange here?


That is ridiculous.

Nick 12-28-2006 05:57 PM

Web advertisements for that card clearly state: "Get everything you expect from a credit card and then go ALL IN"

Penthouse Tony 12-28-2006 05:59 PM

Don't they know you do all your online gaming while overseas?

boneprone 12-28-2006 06:02 PM

They are threating me now...

Like they are going to report me or some shit......

Report me???? What the fuck is going on.....

They are really being mean now. Ive been transfered to some muscle guy now whos job it seems like is to scare people.

Is this Bank Of America or the fucking mafia.

Serious whats going on?

This is UNREAL.

scottybuzz 12-28-2006 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 11608870)
HOLY SHIT!!



http://modelscast.com/pok.jpg

Something seem strange here?



Hell yea!!! Who the heck is offering $35 a signup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Penthouse Tony 12-28-2006 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 11609026)
They are threating me now...

Like they are going to report me or some shit......

Report me???? What the fuck is going on.....

They are really being mean now. Ive been transfered to some muscle guy now whos job it seems like is to scare people.

Is this Bank Of America or the fucking mafia.

Serious whats going on?

This is UNREAL.

That's bullshit you didn't break any laws.

aico 12-28-2006 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 11609026)
They are threating me now...

Like they are going to report me or some shit......

Report me???? What the fuck is going on.....

They are really being mean now. Ive been transfered to some muscle guy now whos job it seems like is to scare people.

Is this Bank Of America or the fucking mafia.

Serious whats going on?

This is UNREAL.

Just say these magic words: "I am recording this conversation".

TheShaft 12-28-2006 06:11 PM

Damn BP.. I hope you get this shit straightened out.. I done away with all BOA business a while back.. Didn't have the type of problems you seem to be having, but they fucked with my accounts enough for me to move on.. Good luck bro

Daruma 12-28-2006 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 11609026)
They are threating me now...

Like they are going to report me or some shit......

Report me???? What the fuck is going on.....

They are really being mean now. Ive been transfered to some muscle guy now whos job it seems like is to scare people.

Is this Bank Of America or the fucking mafia.

Serious whats going on?

This is UNREAL.

1. I would not fight to keep the account open
2. Make sure to keep a record of every person you talk with - if possible record it

GTS Mark 12-28-2006 06:14 PM

Oh man that sucks sorry to hear that BP, I had my accounts closed earlier this year at a Bank in Michigan we were using with no notice as well. I was moving several million a year thru this bank and all of a sudden they closed the account with no notice. They really didn't even give me a reason for why the account was closed as well.

Very scary when this kind of thing happens.

DH

Chris 12-28-2006 06:16 PM

thtas fucked up shit
got any stashes to live off of?

Furious_Female 12-28-2006 06:17 PM

Wow, sounds like they were just waiting for a reason or an excuse to close this. Unreal. Ever since 9/11 and the Patriot Act, banks are using it as an excuse to do all sorts of invasions of property and reasons to snub your business.

From now on, I'd stick to banks that aren't national or have ridiculous policies and nazi employees. Find a few smaller banks in your area and spread it out. I hate how much power banks and other major businesses in the US have. Especially when they have you backed into a corner and you didn't even do anything wrong. :disgust

Scroto 12-28-2006 06:17 PM

they seen your thread braggin about the 43k a month lol :pimp

BlackCrayon 12-28-2006 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 11608879)
They had a FUCKING signup booth at THE WORLD SERIES OF POKER a year or so back..

I signed up..

ITs a credit card that says WORLD SERIES OF POKER on it..

What the fuck do they think someone like me is gunna do with their card??

Buy groceries with it?

yes but a year ago there was no law saying it was illegal for US citizens to use their credit cards for online gambling. amazing that they make a law against their people when they can't control what an industry does.

Agent 488 12-28-2006 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico (Post 11609054)
Just say these magic words: "I am recording this conversation".

in most states it is illegal to do so without their permission - try to get them to agree to being recorded - good luck.

Furious_Female 12-28-2006 06:20 PM

PS. I'd have an attorney contact them. You will just get the run around and passed off to hundreds of people and still not get any answers.

Daruma 12-28-2006 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budsbabes (Post 11609099)
in most states it is illegal to do so without their permission - try to get them to agree to being recorded - good luck.

I would record the conversations just to keep a record for discussions with lawyers :2 cents:

baddog 12-28-2006 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daruma (Post 11608888)
hypocrites...

laws changed if you have been under a rock

Penthouse Tony 12-28-2006 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budsbabes (Post 11609099)
in most states it is illegal to do so without their permission - try to get them to agree to being recorded - good luck.

Chances are they have a recording at the beginning of the call saying they might record the conversation for quality assurance. If that's the case I think he's allowed to record as well.

DateDoc 12-28-2006 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11608925)
BOA are asswipes i left em long time ago....

I had nothing but issues with em...

One time i got a big check , and those fuckers held onto releasing it for 10 business days.... and it was a US check from another big bank.... bitch said it was in the fine print..

Washington Mutual does that too. :321GFY

Penthouse Tony 12-28-2006 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 11609110)
laws changed if you have been under a rock

The only change is that it is now illegal for US banks to move money into gaming sites. If anything they broke the law.

Agent 488 12-28-2006 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sagi_AFF (Post 11609127)
Chances are they have a recording at the beginning of the call saying they might record the conversation for quality assurance. If that's the case I think he's allowed to record as well.

depends what state he's in - when i checked it out it varied widely - i guess he'll be talking to his lawyer anyway.

Daruma 12-28-2006 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 11609110)
laws changed if you have been under a rock

idiot..
if you only had a clue

CC 12-28-2006 06:32 PM

Ugh, sorry. Years ago we had *all* of our personal and corporate bank accounts with Bank of Am and now we only have 1 left with them. We hate them with a passion. Wachovia has been very cool though.

emthree 12-28-2006 06:33 PM

I'm scared now. That is total bullshit.

DatingGold 12-28-2006 06:38 PM

Bank of America is a bank for the masses. Stand behind 500 illegal aliens in line its a joke. Go to a bank where you get the treatment you deserve. My bank sent me a badass gift for xmas and thanked me for being one of their top 100 depositors.

BofA has fucked up so many times its insane. and Whether you have $5million in your account or $50 they treat you the same cause they have no idea how to handle a real customer. 99 out of 100 customers there probably have less that $5000 in their checking or savings.

DirtyDanza 12-28-2006 06:41 PM

us bank http://usbank.com is Danza certified and I think we should make them BP4L certified as well... hit me up via ICQ on that and some other things as well...

Catalyst 12-28-2006 06:46 PM

fuck that.. a lot of adult people are with BOA..

aico 12-28-2006 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budsbabes (Post 11609099)
in most states it is illegal to do so without their permission - try to get them to agree to being recorded - good luck.

Incorrect, only in these 12 states is it required that both parties give consent, the other 38, only one party needs to give consent (That party being you):

California
Connecticut
Delaware
Florida
Illinois
Maryland
Massachusetts
Michigan
Montana
New Hampshire
Pennsylvania
Washington

Joesho 12-28-2006 06:55 PM

Damn dude, I hope it all goes better for you

that sucks donkey balls!


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