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MikeVega 12-30-2006 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by EuroDuke (Post 11622606)
I recommend the GayDT home security kit.

All you need is a TV and a DVD player in every room on the first floor. Before going to sleep for the night, activate the GayDT security system--slip in a solid hardcore gay feature into each DVD player and turn all TVs on (Mute them if you are a light sleeper).

Studies show that most home invaders are more frightened of guy-on-guy action than they are of a thirty-aught-six.

Granted, this system will not work against the gay burglar, but studies also show that the average homosexual has a nicer house than you do anyway.
that's fucking funny ..:1orglaugh

SmokeyTheBear 12-30-2006 07:12 PM
acid and a squirt gun

but a forewarning that goes for every weapon suggested.. #1 thing you have to remember is what happens if you lose the weapon in the struggle.. Make sure you build a failsafe into it.. if its a gun make sure it only fires for you..

There are several easy ways to modify any trigger firing gun to make it hard to fire if you dont know the trick..

An easy little trick with most handguns is a simple plastic zip tie over the trigger, cut the zip tie partway thru will make you have to really pull hard to squeeze off a round. If someone gets the gun they will most likely be confused long enough for you to get away..

GooSearch 12-30-2006 07:13 PM
http://world.guns.ru/handguns/glock17.jpg

Glock 17 - 9mm
small light and accurate

tony286 12-30-2006 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 11622417)
how about this idea... dont move into such a shitty neighborhood
I cant believe your the first to say this lol

aico 12-30-2006 07:17 PM
A good pair of running shoes & an air horn

NemesiS876 12-30-2006 07:19 PM
A chain sow !!! III

trashymedia 12-30-2006 07:22 PM
Pepper spray
 
If you do invest in pepper spray, make sure you get the one with the stream and not the fog type. All that shit does is blow back at you. When you hose someone, put the can up to his face and blast him in the eyes. The only people I have seen not react to it are ex convicts. Everyone else curls into a ball and starts choking because the chemical will be reacting on his nose, eyes and lungs all at the same time. They think that they cannot breathe and snot starts pouring down their face. Then run as fast as you fucking can.Don't waste your time with tear gas, it is useless. Define shitty area? Compton? Rialto? San Bernardino? Curious...

bizman2960 12-30-2006 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeVega (Post 11622530)
There is no way you should get a gun. the fact that your afraid you'll lean on it and it will go off scares the shit out of me. You need some sirius gun training before you run around with a gun or your going to get hurt and probably hurt someone else. get yourself some pepper spray and call it a day. you can be 5 feet away and not kill anyone or yourself. best thing you can do is not go out at night alone if it's a shit area. I can tell that you have Easy Target written all over you ..get some training and confidence and it will go a long way.
Mike, I definitely agree. The "Gift of Fear" book is all he needs, actually (mental training), and probably some pepper spray. But those are my personal recommendations (from experience) for something uh "heavier".

The reason I prefer hammerless is due to snagging, specifically from a coat pocket or bag. And remember, 99% of crimes prevented with a gun, the gun is never fired. I've prevented two personally and did not fire.

In my youth, an army jacket with a confederate flag, a shaved head & doc martens did the trick. Now, I settle for a trenchcost & goatee. ;)

teh ghey 12-30-2006 07:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EuroDuke (Post 11622606)
I recommend the GayDT home security kit.

All you need is a TV and a DVD player in every room on the first floor. Before going to sleep for the night, activate the GayDT security system--slip in a solid hardcore gay feature into each DVD player and turn all TVs on (Mute them if you are a light sleeper).
Thats hilarious! And I'd have awesome dreams too

teh ghey 12-30-2006 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 11622675)

An easy little trick with most handguns is a simple plastic zip tie over the trigger, cut the zip tie partway thru will make you have to really pull hard to squeeze off a round. If someone gets the gun they will most likely be confused long enough for you to get away..
How do guys know all these things?
I held a gun once a week ago and I didnt like it. I want to get like a bb gun or a non lethal gun. Oh like a paint ball gun would be great, so I could just bruise them but not kill someone.

BusterBunny 12-30-2006 07:32 PM
i'd get a 50cal :2 cents:

Agent 488 12-30-2006 07:35 PM
http://www.counterassault.com/Bear_D...pecs/spray.jpg

bizman2960 12-30-2006 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by teh ghey (Post 11622747)
How do guys know all these things?
I held a gun once a week ago and I didnt like it. I want to get like a bb gun or a non lethal gun. Oh like a paint ball gun would be great, so I could just bruise them but not kill someone.
Unless the other guy has a thick jacket or doesn't stun easily. Don't carry anything that looks like a gun unless is shoots like one. There is nothing worse than bluffing with a crook. You'll just make him angry. Just go for the pepper spray. It'll do you fine.

MikeVega 12-30-2006 07:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by teh ghey (Post 11622747)
How do guys know all these things?
I held a gun once a week ago and I didnt like it. I want to get like a bb gun or a non lethal gun. Oh like a paint ball gun would be great, so I could just bruise them but not kill someone.
Stop .. your fucking killing me ... A BB Gun or Paint Ball Gun??? You want to Bruise Them!! A guy who is willing to rob you will take the Bruise and then kick the living shit out of you .. I don't mean to be harsh with you but i think you need to take off the panties and grow some balls. you need some self defense classes and get some confidence.

marumari 12-30-2006 07:45 PM
are Ak-47's still legal?

TimBlaze 12-30-2006 07:45 PM
http://www.basrutten.tv/product_info...d3413261 fd6b

greatest DVD of all time

bizman2960 12-30-2006 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by TimBlaze (Post 11622570)
you can keep it in your house without a permit tho right?
yes, you just need to have had a background check & pass a short test.

netPH 12-30-2006 07:57 PM
Get yourself a gun. These criminals are fucking serious to hurt or kill anyone and they just do it.


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