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fuzebox 01-02-2007 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by sicone (Post 11639972)
Fucking retarded, ignorant Canadians....

Do you mean the 'Chronic from Canada' that is grown in Humboldt, California (this is in the the US for you geographically challenged Canadians) and imported over the border?

Uhhhhhhh

The idea that anyone from BC would smoke anything from anywhere else in the world is completely ridiculous :1orglaugh

Wow. I gotta send this quote to some of my friends...

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-02-2007 03:32 PM

Whats the idiot who's going on about california weed all about? i know you've got hippies and all,and grow some decent stuff, but don't give me some crock of shit about ANYONE importing american weed to canada. between manitoba and bc we grow some of the top quality weed in the world, and in far larger quantities than california does. We have absolutely no reason whatsoever to import your top quality, when the same stuff or better is right here at bargain basement prices in comparison. importing norcal weed just isn't logical, and nowher ein my experience have i ever heard this nonsense before...


note to the guy who can't roll.... evenly pack your paper, and roll from the center out with your fingers, NOT your fingertips, keep them bitches rolling even with the paper, not on the tips of your fingers...

sicone 01-02-2007 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 11640147)
no fat ass.

on the news when you hear about weed from Canada they call it "Chronic" and to me that is hilarious.

Well, not sure why it makes ya laugh, but whatever works for ya I suppose and thanks for mentioning my ass, I have worked yrs to get into the shape its in now

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Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 11640170)
Uhhhhhhh

The idea that anyone from BC would smoke anything from anywhere else in the world is completely ridiculous :1orglaugh

Wow. I gotta send this quote to some of my friends...

Be sure to send them the results of the Canibus cup too :thumbsup



Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 11640175)
Whats the idiot who's going on about california weed all about? i know you've got hippies and all,and grow some decent stuff, but don't give me some crock of shit about ANYONE importing american weed to canada. between manitoba and bc we grow some of the top quality weed in the world, and in far larger quantities than california does. We have absolutely no reason whatsoever to import your top quality, when the same stuff or better is right here at bargain basement prices in comparison. importing norcal weed just isn't logical, and nowher ein my experience have i ever heard this nonsense before...

its a shame that you dont have much experience, but dont worry man.. it comes with time.



and BTW.... no matter where its grown, hand it over, I'll roll it up and we can smoke it

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-02-2007 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11639990)
Gottcha thanks alot and I guess you hold a lighter underneath it and move it around alot?

nope, put your finger over the carb, hold the lighter above it and suck hard, once the chamber is full, let out the carb to let air in, and the smoke into your lungs... then cough to get off

StickyGreen 01-02-2007 03:55 PM

Who the fuck rolls weed with tobacco mixed in it? wtffffffffffff

sicone 01-02-2007 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen (Post 11640384)
Who the fuck rolls weed with tobacco mixed in it? wtffffffffffff

I'm wondering if it's a Euro thing, I only ever hear about this from Europeans.

scottybuzz 01-02-2007 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Madrox (Post 11640251)
nope, put your finger over the carb, hold the lighter above it and suck hard, once the chamber is full, let out the carb to let air in, and the smoke into your lungs... then cough to get off


Thanks Thanks

tical 01-02-2007 04:01 PM

the argument between canadian and american weed is gay... excellent genetics can be grown indoor anywhere on the planet duHrHHRh

BigCashCrew 01-02-2007 04:06 PM

all weed no tobacco. Thumbs pointer and middle finger are your friend. Keep at it and you will do well.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-02-2007 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by sicone (Post 11640402)
I'm wondering if it's a Euro thing, I only ever hear about this from Europeans.

the eastern canucks do this too, dirty bastards...

i know damn well that north cali grows some sick bud, but to say that canada would import it because it is any better is ri-god-damn-diculous. we have plenty of world class grass in canada, and as far as prices are concerned, the abundance of good grass keeps our prices low.

sorry sicone, but to state that canadians import northern californian weed because its quality is just plain stupid! i have never in my entire life and having dealt with thousands of potheads, growers, and dealers ever heard of something that ridiculous in my life. not ever. it just does not make sense. i think you need to lay off the bong for a few minutes and reread what you've posted! it'sstraight up insanity :1orglaugh the only person who would import american weed to canada would be another american. :2 cents:

either way, if you're ever passing through stop on by and we'll burn one :thumbsup

spacedog 01-02-2007 05:34 PM

Drugs are bad...
mmkay

reynold 01-02-2007 06:07 PM

I used crackpipe the first and the only time I tried it. :)

starpimps 01-02-2007 06:11 PM

get a roller or you can get like 100 empty ciggy rounds and then get a cheap thing thats puts it in for you

cost. max 10 bucks

VicD 01-02-2007 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11638647)
cant role weed properly, dont know why, just cant.

I make a spliff, moment i light it, all the paper burns away and the tobacco and the weed is left unburnt.

sometimes my joints just dont roll.


do you weed experts have any pointers?

also whats the proper weed/tobbaco % in a spliff?

Why roll it?

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MetaMan 01-02-2007 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 11640249)
Well, not sure why it makes ya laugh, but whatever works for ya I suppose and thanks for mentioning my ass, I have worked yrs to get into the shape its in now



Be sure to send them the results of the Canibus cup too :thumbsup





its a shame that you dont have much experience, but dont worry man.. it comes with time.



and BTW.... no matter where its grown, hand it over, I'll roll it up and we can smoke it

no one imports the shit here fat ass, you need to get food off your brain and you may find a use for it other then wondering if the chip bag is eaten or not in the office kitchen.

madawgz 01-02-2007 10:23 PM

o man, cmon...,its not THAT hard

just have your friend roll the joint and observe what hes doing...then copy it

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-02-2007 10:37 PM

who gives a shit where the damn shit comes from, jesus fucking christ, as long as it gets you fucked up, thats all that matters, not stop being an asshole

fuzebox 01-02-2007 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 11640402)
I'm wondering if it's a Euro thing, I only ever hear about this from Europeans.

I always thought it was an american thing :helpme

rodney25 01-02-2007 11:04 PM

Stay away from weeds. it's bad for you teeth and gums.

sicone 01-02-2007 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 11642440)
no one imports the shit here fat ass, you need to get food off your brain and you may find a use for it other then wondering if the chip bag is eaten or not in the office kitchen.


you have a unhealthy obsession with my ass. Sorry to break it to ya man, but I dont swing that way.

You attempts to troll me are weak as well, chips.. kitchen... food... good ones. Why dont you get a good night sleep and try again in the morning.

sicone 01-02-2007 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 11642825)
I always thought it was an american thing :helpme

Only ever heard some friends from Belgium and Scotland talking about doing it that way

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-03-2007 12:08 AM

french canadians, and maritimers are bastards for rolling tobacco in their joints, and this is how i got started smoking too. god damn quebecois!

MetaMan 01-03-2007 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by sicone (Post 11642888)
you have a unhealthy obsession with my ass. Sorry to break it to ya man, but I dont swing that way.

You attempts to troll me are weak as well, chips.. kitchen... food... good ones. Why dont you get a good night sleep and try again in the morning.

at least my attempts arent as bad as you trying to pretend you are actually knowledgeable about the subject.

I have a feeling the entire world has an unhealthy obsession with your ass, you are such a fat ass it would be near impossible not to stare.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 11642888)
]chips.. kitchen... food... good ones.

food on your mind again? we are talking about weed in this thread not food. get on the treadmill you are the reason for rising healthcare costs.

Chong 01-03-2007 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 11638657)
LOLLLLLLLL fucking americans and their spliffs, you people seriously do not know shit about weed and would probably have a heart attack with what you guys call "chronic from canada" LOLLLLL.

sidenote the key is to first of all evenly spread the weed in the paper, leavign a small gap at both ends, then start from the middle and work your fingers to the sides slowly pressing down and evening out the weed over the joint, repeat this several times until you have a nice evenly shaped "tube" of weed.

it is all about working it in slowly, also practise makes perfect, keep at it you will slowly figure it out.

hey dumbass, spliffs are a euro thing, not american. mixing weed and tobacco is just retarded...

MetaMan 01-03-2007 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chong (Post 11643479)
hey dumbass, spliffs are a euro thing, not american. mixing weed and tobacco is just retarded...

i guess thats why all the americans i know mix it with tabacoo.

sicone 01-03-2007 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 11643466)
I have a feeling the entire world has an unhealthy obsession with your ass, you are such a fat ass it would be near impossible not to stare.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
This made me laugh, hope the jiggling of my ass didnt cause too much damage

sicone 01-03-2007 01:17 AM

Oh and please forgive me for forgetting that you are the know all and the end all of everything.

But please explain this to me...

I walk into a shop in BC, they have on display the top 5 selling products, 2 of which are strains grown in Humboldt California and it even says, on the display "grown in Humboldt, California".

Now, Mr know everything. If its grown in California and for sale in BC.... how does this happen?

Do the lil weed ferries wave their wands and poof its there?

all this over a comet based on something I had observed, imagine if I had said something blasphemous like hockey is a girly sport

scottybuzz 01-08-2007 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 11640175)

note to the guy who can't roll.... evenly pack your paper, and roll from the center out with your fingers, NOT your fingertips, keep them bitches rolling even with the paper, not on the tips of your fingers...

cheers dude this advice is awesome. :thumbsup :pimp

just got proper messed up on a huge joint.

plus the guys who say that im silly for having spliffs tabbaco plus weed, you have got to be super crazy!!

if you do 100% that would choke anyone whos new.

i asked my friend about this and he said probably in america you have not very strong weed. dunno if this was true. but trust me i could not do %100 weed no way.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-08-2007 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11690686)
cheers dude this advice is awesome. :thumbsup :pimp

just got proper messed up on a huge joint.

plus the guys who say that im silly for having spliffs tabbaco plus weed, you have got to be super crazy!!

if you do 100% that would choke anyone whos new.

i asked my friend about this and he said probably in america you have not very strong weed. dunno if this was true. but trust me i could not do %100 weed no way.

pussy

i can take 100% weed 100x better then with tobacco, but then again, im not a tobacco smoker

scottybuzz 01-09-2007 08:31 AM

no way man! not a chance. the weed i have is pretty much the normal stuff, everyone i talk to say they couldnt start off haveing 100%
and my brother whos been smoking weed for 5 years, last year at a party had %100 weed and was completley out. there has gotta be a difference in the purity of the weed.

elitegirls 01-09-2007 08:39 AM

get a vaporizer!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-09-2007 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11693969)
no way man! not a chance. the weed i have is pretty much the normal stuff, everyone i talk to say they couldnt start off haveing 100%
and my brother whos been smoking weed for 5 years, last year at a party had %100 weed and was completley out. there has gotta be a difference in the purity of the weed.

uhhh, pussies, weed is weed dude, its not like they water it down... some are stronger, but not enough where you gotta delute it unless you're a sissy

tranza 01-09-2007 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by High Plains Drifter (Post 11638650)
100% weed / 0% tobacco

I was going to say that...


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