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slapass

01-04-2007 05:02 AM

I think the reason people say they do not work is all you made is a $5 non reoccuring sale.

Lovetoshag

01-04-2007 05:03 AM

Paul Markham = Spam

And not just on this board, he has already been booted from one board this week because of it.

borked

01-04-2007 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alredy (Post 11653189)

2 Paul Markham
Don't pay attention on this idiots.

Ask a moderator to take control in this thread.

http://corecoder.com/gfy/lolfreak.jpg

edgeprod

01-04-2007 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass (Post 11653230)

I think the reason people say they do not work is all you made is a $5 non reoccuring sale.

Finally. Someone who believes he made a sale. I congratulate you on your boldness, sir, and for coming and standing up for what's clearly the case: Paul is getting rich off of $5 sales, and we're all asleep at the switch.

I, for one, enjoy reading threads disguised as a newbie questions that are, in reality, simply cleverly constructed spam posts. I sincerely hope I am not in the minority. Long live Paul.

darksoul

01-04-2007 05:06 AM

Paul,
maybe someday you'll realize nobody gives a shit about your sites
and your findings.

G'luck.

Paul Markham

01-04-2007 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lovetoshag (Post 11653233)

Paul Markham = Spam

And not just on this board, he has already been booted from one board this week because of it.

I've always been a spammer, what are you here for, a social life. :1orglaugh

I got kicked off that board a day or two after I exposed one of the moderators for lying. Coincidence or what?

Can't believe one broken link makes me a liar, what about all the others?

borked

01-04-2007 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by en21 (Post 11653209)

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

http://corecoder.com/gfy/zzz.jpg

edgeprod

01-04-2007 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lovetoshag (Post 11653233)

Paul Markham = Spam

And not just on this board, he has already been booted from one board this week because of it.

That is a complete and utter lie! Paul goes to GREAT lengths to disguise his spam, and you would do well to notice that and appreciate it.

Some people just post "Hey, here's my site at ABC.com." Paul posts questions like: "What's a hyperlink?" and then, inside, spams his sites. This is CLEARLY not only more entertaining, but can be educational. I enjoy this format, not only here, but also on the other boards you are referring to. In fact, it pains me greatly to ever remove his threads because of spam.

edgeprod

01-04-2007 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 11653259)

Can't believe one broken link makes me a liar, what about all the others?

You have more broken links? Hackers. Hackers, through and through. Did you change your passwords yet?

Lovetoshag

01-04-2007 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 11653259)

Paul, I didnt call you a liar, Im just stating the truth.

Lovetoshag

01-04-2007 05:14 AM

The reason you got kicked off that board is because they are less tolerant than GFY on bullshit spam threads you constantly make.

edgeprod

01-04-2007 05:21 AM

I just hope some jerk doesn't post links like this:

http://paul-markham.justgotowned.com/

It's tasteless, and frankly, completely immature.

Theo The Theologian

01-04-2007 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 11653259)

I've always been a spammer, what are you here for, a soci....

Hey! I don't mind spam. I spam for my cult's "Two for Jewsday Chess" all the time. I just don't insult people's intelligence by trying to disguise my spam "business threads" as something they're not.

Not only do you spam but you ask a question, then disagree with nearly every valid response simply because it conflicts with the answer you were *trying* to lead people to in the first place.

Lovetoshag

01-04-2007 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11653357)

I just hope some jerk doesn't post links like this:

It's tasteless, and frankly, completely immature.

lmao
:1orglaugh

edgeprod

01-04-2007 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lovetoshag (Post 11653308)

The reason you got kicked off that board is because they are less tolerant than GFY on bullshit spam threads you constantly make.

No! You didn't listen! Paul "outed" a Moderator using a clever mix of trickery, subterfuge, and espionage. This caused an international incident of epic proportions, resulting in a ban.

This injustice will be avenged shortly, I can ASSURE you, when the throngs of Paul fans march onto the board to lodge the complaints.

Lovetoshag

01-04-2007 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian (Post 11653383)

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup bingo

Paul Markham

01-04-2007 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11653395)

No LB said my content he bought did not convert and led to cancellations. But if you looked at his affiliate page it told everyone it converted well and retained well.

I pointed out he had put Bargain Basement content on a tour.

He then sent his "Content Buyer" over to say he bought from the Paul Markham store. Which I again exposed as a lie.

Then a day later my posts disappear. Coincidence?

As for spamming, I had been "Spamming/posting" on Netpond for 6 years, only the last week I got banned.

Not really worried about it though.

edgeprod

01-04-2007 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 11653504)

I am a secret agent for the Eastern European BLOC. I narrowly escaped with my life, bringing this information to the West. Please, accept my application for political asylum.

I will speak with my people, and have them get back to you. Bite down on the cyanide capsule if you are captured.

Theo The Theologian

01-04-2007 05:56 AM

http://www.thegully.com/essays/asia/...ing_afghan.jpg

why do people ignore good advice when offered freely (ie my first post in this thread)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian (Post 11652672)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Let this thread die Paul.

ToplistBlog_Com

01-04-2007 07:16 AM

no one acessed porn sites not worked

edgeprod

01-04-2007 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToplistBlog_Com (Post 11654270)

no one acessed porn sites not worked

Someone should make that their sig! :thumbsup

cheekycherry

01-04-2007 08:03 AM

funny thread

Turf	01-04-2007 08:28 AM

what is inside the members area ? just pictures or movies too or ?

grumpy

01-04-2007 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 11653113)

The Petra site on CCBILL

0006 http://www.5dollarsporn.com/petra/ 5 Dollars Porn Petra Yes Visa,MC,Disc,JCB,Checks

Copy of an email to confirm a join on CCBILL.

You are receiving this email to let you know that CCBILL has processed a subscription for your site.

This transaction was processed for account 927456 - 0006.
Customer Name: xxxxxxxxxxxxx
E-mail address: xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Username: xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Password: xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subscription ID:xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Price: $5.00 for 10 days (non-recurring)

Not going to post screen grabs because the haters will just accuse me of Photoshopping it.

Have no idea what went wrong and it went wrong at least a week ago. Not had a join on that site recently. I was talking over all figures.

Who am I spamming to?

But keep bumping and checking it please.

join on ccbill wont work
link goes to : https://bill.ccbill.com/jpost/signup.cgi
from page : http://5dollarsporn.com/petra/join.php
response is : Invalid request.

hard to signup

Star 69

01-04-2007 09:13 AM

wiil check your sites later on, have no time right now, i have a traine to Kiev in 2 hours, need topack my things

edgeprod

01-04-2007 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpy (Post 11655267)

join on ccbill wont work
link goes to : https://bill.ccbill.com/jpost/signup.cgi
from page : http://5dollarsporn.com/petra/join.php
response is : Invalid request.

hard to signup

You didn't LISTEN, though! These are PAUL MARKHAM sites. They don't NEED working signup links to convert. His content is *so* good, people will actually create their OWN CCBill links, forms, and transactions just to get inside. Very clearly, and without ambiguity, Paul said:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 11652518)

sign ups took off

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 11652518)

ratios are outstanding

Are you calling Paul ... a liar?!

Mr. Romance

01-04-2007 09:19 AM

people love value on and off the web

Mr. Romance

edgeprod

01-04-2007 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Romance (Post 11655325)

people love value on and off the web

Mr. Romance

Can you summarize this thread for the class? :error

wyldblyss

01-04-2007 09:22 AM

Paul, this is excellent news! I would also like to mention that Monster Partners (please see my sig) is also getting unbelievable ratios on a site we are going to release next month. IN fact, we think once the designer actually designs the tour, and CCBill approves it...and the site goes live... ratio's will sky rocket even more! Of course, ratios are so fantastic, that it is NOT open to webmaster promotion just yet.

http://www.iconwild.com/smilies/foru...smiley-018.gif

teg0	01-04-2007 09:24 AM

http://roflcat.com/images/cats/270911970_db35fdd4ca.jpg

edgeprod

01-04-2007 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyldblyss (Post 11655351)

Is the secret to have join links that don't work?

I'll have to try it.

Scottish Guy

01-04-2007 09:49 AM

Whats The Drama Lama Rating Of This Thread?

Axzar

01-04-2007 09:51 AM

This thread is great!

Scottish Guy

01-04-2007 09:51 AM

Should I deactivate Affiliate links on my sites? Is this some new high converting craze?

wyldblyss

01-04-2007 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11655365)

Is the secret to have join links that don't work?

I'll have to try it.

for Paul yes...for MonsterPartners....we went one step further....we didn't even make a site...and our ratios are even better than Pauls

Oracle Porn

01-04-2007 10:04 AM

this is one of the funniest thread ever...what a dumbass.

Rochard

01-04-2007 10:12 AM

Paul is learning a serious lesson here.... While a lot of people seem to think otherwise, GFY is a community of the smartest people in the adult online industry. If you post something stupid you'll be called out. If post a link to a site and and something's messed up (such as links not working) you'll be called out. Get used to it already.

Paul, you can sell dogshit on the Internet if you get enough traffic to it. However, that's not about to impress anyone in our industry.

Axzar

01-04-2007 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 11655583)

Paul, you can sell dogshit on the Internet if you get enough traffic to it. However, that's not about to impress anyone in our industry.

Is this where the term "shit traffic" came from?

justsexxx

01-04-2007 10:25 AM

Invalid request. when you press the ccbill button...Wow your skills are amazing...Already 6 hours passed

L-Pink

01-04-2007 10:31 AM

http://www.imagefilez.com/out.php/i4...dogglasses.jpg

Dollarmansteve

01-04-2007 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 11652518)

Seems they are wrong, as far as I can see.

We stuck up www.5dollarsporn.com/petra a few weeks ago and at first it was very slow. Then we put up the others. http://www.5dollarsporn.com/christine/ http://www.5dollarsporn.com/kay/ http://www.5dollarsporn.com/grace/ and sign ups took off.

OK the traffic is very low as we have not really started to promote but ratios are outstanding. Will be interesting to see how they proceed when we start sending more traffic.

No affiliate program for this site, sorry guys.

Im assuming by 'work' you dont mean 'make money'.

edgeprod

01-04-2007 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyldblyss (Post 11655533)

for Paul yes...for MonsterPartners....we went one step further....we didn't even make a site...and our ratios are even better than Pauls

:bowdown You're a better man than I, and I bow to your skills! This level of skill is like that of Buddha -- you have TRANSCENDED porn and the NEED to put up a site. You have attained .. Enlightenment! Nirvana! Breasts!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 11655540)

this is one of the funniest thread ever...what a dumbass.

It's up there for sure.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 11655583)

His consulting rates are quite reasonable. You TOO can harness the power of broken links generating sign ups for Adult.com! *

* - Faked signup emails not included.

Quote:

Originally Posted by justsexxx (Post 11655646)

Invalid request. when you press the ccbill button...Wow your skills are amazing...Already 6 hours passed

6 hours of broken sites is nothing when you can make bank off of broken links! BOW DOWN, mortal!

Paul Markham

01-04-2007 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpy (Post 11655267)

join on ccbill wont work
link goes to : https://bill.ccbill.com/jpost/signup.cgi
from page : http://5dollarsporn.com/petra/join.php
response is : Invalid request.

hard to signup

So one link does not work and that's one out of eight join links. And the surfer will not go back and try the other one.

Wow I'm really learning a lot here.

Keep the thread going please.

Axeman

01-04-2007 11:01 AM

Gotta be a tight profit margin on $5 non recurring sales. How hard are you upselling inside?

L-Pink

01-04-2007 11:07 AM

http://www.imagefilez.com/out.php/i41187_14156664l.jpg

ucv.karl

01-04-2007 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11652778)

http://www.supyo.com/home/crazypics/...3/spoonboy.jpg

"There is no spoon."

edgeprod

01-04-2007 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 11655800)

So one link does not work and that's one out of eight join links.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandman! (Post 11652585)

you should check your join links they all dont work :(

Swing and a miss. History is preserved on page one.

JD	01-04-2007 11:14 AM

http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats_files/voices.jpg

baddog

01-04-2007 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11652692)

Not when I checked.

Damn, I wouldn't want to be in the shoes of someone who posted what is, in effect, a spam post disguised (thinly) as something informative .. who was then revealed to have been bragging about joins when, in fact, joins were not possible.

Of course, that's not what happened HERE, I'm just saying, completely off-topic, that I wouldn't want to be in THAT guy's shoes.

We are talking about Paul here.

baddog

01-04-2007 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11653357)

I just hope some jerk doesn't post links like this:

http://paul-markham.justgotowned.com/

It's tasteless, and frankly, completely immature.

someone has WAY too much time on their hands

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