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edgeprod 01-04-2007 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyldblyss (Post 11655351)
Paul, this is excellent news! I would also like to mention that Monster Partners (please see my sig) is also getting unbelievable ratios on a site we are going to release next month. IN fact, we think once the designer actually designs the tour, and CCBill approves it...and the site goes live... ratio's will sky rocket even more! Of course, ratios are so fantastic, that it is NOT open to webmaster promotion just yet.

Is the secret to have join links that don't work?

I'll have to try it.

Scottish Guy 01-04-2007 09:49 AM

Whats The Drama Lama Rating Of This Thread?

Axzar 01-04-2007 09:51 AM

This thread is great!

Scottish Guy 01-04-2007 09:51 AM

Should I deactivate Affiliate links on my sites? Is this some new high converting craze?

wyldblyss 01-04-2007 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11655365)
Is the secret to have join links that don't work?

I'll have to try it.

for Paul yes...for MonsterPartners....we went one step further....we didn't even make a site...and our ratios are even better than Pauls

Oracle Porn 01-04-2007 10:04 AM

this is one of the funniest thread ever...what a dumbass.

Rochard 01-04-2007 10:12 AM

Paul is learning a serious lesson here.... While a lot of people seem to think otherwise, GFY is a community of the smartest people in the adult online industry. If you post something stupid you'll be called out. If post a link to a site and and something's messed up (such as links not working) you'll be called out. Get used to it already.

Paul, you can sell dogshit on the Internet if you get enough traffic to it. However, that's not about to impress anyone in our industry.

Axzar 01-04-2007 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 11655583)
Paul, you can sell dogshit on the Internet if you get enough traffic to it. However, that's not about to impress anyone in our industry.

Is this where the term "shit traffic" came from?

justsexxx 01-04-2007 10:25 AM

Invalid request. when you press the ccbill button...Wow your skills are amazing...Already 6 hours passed

L-Pink 01-04-2007 10:31 AM

http://www.imagefilez.com/out.php/i4...dogglasses.jpg

Dollarmansteve 01-04-2007 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 11652518)
Seems they are wrong, as far as I can see.

We stuck up www.5dollarsporn.com/petra a few weeks ago and at first it was very slow. Then we put up the others. http://www.5dollarsporn.com/christine/ http://www.5dollarsporn.com/kay/ http://www.5dollarsporn.com/grace/ and sign ups took off.

OK the traffic is very low as we have not really started to promote but ratios are outstanding. Will be interesting to see how they proceed when we start sending more traffic.

No affiliate program for this site, sorry guys.

Im assuming by 'work' you dont mean 'make money'.

edgeprod 01-04-2007 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyldblyss (Post 11655533)
for Paul yes...for MonsterPartners....we went one step further....we didn't even make a site...and our ratios are even better than Pauls

:bowdown You're a better man than I, and I bow to your skills! This level of skill is like that of Buddha -- you have TRANSCENDED porn and the NEED to put up a site. You have attained .. Enlightenment! Nirvana! Breasts!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 11655540)
this is one of the funniest thread ever...what a dumbass.

It's up there for sure.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 11655583)
Paul is learning a serious lesson here.... While a lot of people seem to think otherwise, GFY is a community of the smartest people in the adult online industry. If you post something stupid you'll be called out. If post a link to a site and and something's messed up (such as links not working) you'll be called out. Get used to it already.

His consulting rates are quite reasonable. You TOO can harness the power of broken links generating sign ups for Adult.com! *

* - Faked signup emails not included.

Quote:

Originally Posted by justsexxx (Post 11655646)
Invalid request. when you press the ccbill button...Wow your skills are amazing...Already 6 hours passed

6 hours of broken sites is nothing when you can make bank off of broken links! BOW DOWN, mortal!

Paul Markham 01-04-2007 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpy (Post 11655267)
join on ccbill wont work
link goes to : https://bill.ccbill.com/jpost/signup.cgi
from page : http://5dollarsporn.com/petra/join.php
response is : Invalid request.

hard to signup

So one link does not work and that's one out of eight join links. And the surfer will not go back and try the other one.

Wow I'm really learning a lot here.

Keep the thread going please.

Axeman 01-04-2007 11:01 AM

Gotta be a tight profit margin on $5 non recurring sales. How hard are you upselling inside?

L-Pink 01-04-2007 11:07 AM

http://www.imagefilez.com/out.php/i41187_14156664l.jpg

ucv.karl 01-04-2007 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11652778)

"There is no spoon."

edgeprod 01-04-2007 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 11655800)
So one link does not work and that's one out of eight join links.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandman! (Post 11652585)
you should check your join links they all dont work :(

Swing and a miss. History is preserved on page one.

JD 01-04-2007 11:14 AM

http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats_files/voices.jpg

baddog 01-04-2007 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11652692)
Not when I checked.

Damn, I wouldn't want to be in the shoes of someone who posted what is, in effect, a spam post disguised (thinly) as something informative .. who was then revealed to have been bragging about joins when, in fact, joins were not possible.

Of course, that's not what happened HERE, I'm just saying, completely off-topic, that I wouldn't want to be in THAT guy's shoes.

We are talking about Paul here.

baddog 01-04-2007 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11653357)
I just hope some jerk doesn't post links like this:

http://paul-markham.justgotowned.com/

It's tasteless, and frankly, completely immature.

someone has WAY too much time on their hands

edgeprod 01-04-2007 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 11655980)
We are talking about Paul here.

Well, all I'm saying is that *I* wouldn't want to be in the shoes of *someone* who posted what is, in effect, a spam post disguised (thinly) as something informative .. who was then revealed to have been bragging about joins when, in fact, joins were not possible.

I'm not specifically talking about any ONE particular individual who may or may not have misrepresented success or sales, and I ESPECIALLY wouldn't find it amusing, considering their "I'm so much better than EVERYONE and you SUCK for not being me" attitude. Not me, no.

candyflip 01-04-2007 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Axeman (Post 11655868)
Gotta be a tight profit margin on $5 non recurring sales. How hard are you upselling inside?

I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't have any aside from those referring to his "big paysite".

Remember who you're talking to here.

edgeprod 01-04-2007 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 11655999)
someone has WAY too much time on their hands

You know that you can change that to suit your tastes, yes? i.e.:

http://baddog.justgotowned.com

borked 01-04-2007 11:27 AM

http://www.corecoder.com/gfy/hardon_thread.jpg

edgeprod 01-04-2007 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 11656004)
I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't have any aside from those referring to his "big paysite".

Remember who you're talking to here.

Paul wouldn't lie! :helpme

baddog 01-04-2007 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian (Post 11653383)
Not only do you spam but you ask a question, then disagree with nearly every valid response simply because it conflicts with the answer you were *trying* to lead people to in the first place.

http://www.movinghere.org.uk/gallery...ages/bingo.jpg

baddog 01-04-2007 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyldblyss (Post 11655533)
for Paul yes...for MonsterPartners....we went one step further....we didn't even make a site...and our ratios are even better than Pauls

Zen and the Art of Porn.

baddog 01-04-2007 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11656011)
You know that you can change that to suit your tastes, yes? i.e.:

I really didn't think you had the time to do it, I was referring to whomever initially went to the effort.

edgeprod 01-04-2007 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 11656091)
I really didn't think you had the time to do it, I was referring to whomever initially went to the effort.

I didn't think that you meant ME .. although I *do* have the time .. I don't have to sing for my supper any longer, as the case may be. I'm moving to the lake in March, so let the leisure begin!

:winkwink:

borked 01-04-2007 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 11656138)
I didn't think that you meant ME .. although I *do* have the time .. I don't have to sing for my supper any longer, as the case may be. I'm moving to the lake in March, so let the leisure begin!

:winkwink:

ABP has been good to/for you.
Nice one :thumbsup

Paul Markham 01-04-2007 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 11652529)
I think I will go to bed

I expect you will be back though.

Paul Markham 01-04-2007 12:45 PM

Does the Webstream link work?

http://www.5dollarsporn.com/petra/join.php

Do the CCBILL and the Webstream links work?

http://www.5dollarsporn.com/christine/join.php

http://www.5dollarsporn.com/kay/join.php

http://www.5dollarsporn.com/grace/join.php

My God I wish I was as clever as some of the guys here.

Doctor Dre 01-04-2007 01:14 PM

Once again you owned yourself ! another funny thread brought you you by Paul Markham

StuBradley 01-04-2007 01:14 PM

paul...why the fuck are you in here posting and not fixing the goddamn ccbill link? it's not that tough. someone of your great industry knowledge should have had it fixed after the first reply pointing it out. you are letting this become the funniest thread of 2007 and youre losing what very little respect you had with some of us.

baddog 01-04-2007 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 11656478)
Does the Webstream link work?

http://www.5dollarsporn.com/petra/join.php

Simply amazing . . . 50% isn't bad I guess

AdultDeals 01-04-2007 01:26 PM

Simple / basic porn sites have worked for years, you just have to get lucky and find the design that has the charm. Same goes for pricing, people will buy anything if you price/promote it properly and convince them it's impossible to live without.

Doctor Dre 01-04-2007 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 11655999)
someone has WAY too much time on their hands

http://baddog.justgotowned.com/

I had too much time in my hands

Matiz 01-04-2007 01:46 PM

This thread delivers!

Shoehorn! 01-04-2007 01:52 PM

Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school.

Paul Markham 01-04-2007 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked (Post 11652600)
Then take down your revshare webmasters link :2 cents:

Why should I do that?

Affiliates might click on it and fancy pushing the main site or the SE spiders will see it and crawl over the main site.

Mind you if you are an affiliate of ours I might listen to you.

StuBradley would this of got the attention it did without that broken link?

I could of fixed it this morning, now I'm off to bed.

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
Simply amazing . . . 50% isn't bad I guess

You suck at maths as bad as I suck at programming, the way I see it it's only 12.5% assuming those who go to the broken link leave without trying the other link.

Thanks for the bumping, can you keep it up over night, I'm off to bed now.


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