Funny thing is none of you clever guys, unless I missed it have worked out why I posted this.

Go think about it.

Do you think $5 for all that content, as much as some $30 sites have, is good value?

"Seriously, I wanted everyone to laugh at me. Please believe me. I make more money than you! Can't you tell by my station wagon?"

:1orglaugh

Seriously, stop bumping this. It forces me to go through the whole thread again and laugh my ass off. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

All your join forms is belong to us!

OK... i can't resist. I am going to test magic join links later this week.

With the help of my new webmaster, we should be up to 40-50 magic joins per day by the end of the month (assuming we get enough magic traffic)

Say hello to Paco, my new webmaster in charge of all magic related web projects and general company mirth:

http://www.dudekproductions.com/magicpicexa.jpg

$25 Epassporte to the 500th reply!
$50 Epassporte to the 1000th reply!

Therefor the post count should be 501 and 1001 respectively.

If someone posts more than 2 successive posts in this thread the contest is canceled.
You may not post more than 10 posts in this thread per day.
If GFY closes the thread the contest is canceled.

There is NO TIME LIMIT...

You must remind me of this thread when you win because I will undoubtedly forget about it...

bump for shits and giggles

Personally, I'd bump it for the money....

Cheap sites rock.

All my sites are cheapos.

:)

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stop bumping this shit! LoL

Yoohooo Bumparoo

STFU.

I only just got the join pages working. :1orglaugh

Good for you. Now why don't you stop letting 13 year olds into your porn forum Paul?

http://www.stubradley.com/pictures/markham2.jpg

:(

That's just sick. :( It's been SO long now.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

seriously Paul... do something about this bro... if you dont know how to manage the forum script tell me what script are you using (IPB, SMF, PhpBB etc) and i'll help you out. It really must be 18+ forum

Yeah, it's been over two months since I told him about it. :helpme

Thanks for the bump and the sign ups.

:thumbsup

Fucking hell it really works -
I have removed ALL the join links and buttons from my sites - Sales are booming:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You need to put your spam on the first page of a board used by surfers and get loads of people bumping it for you.

"Spam Marketing," by Paul Markham.

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does this mean the contest is cancelled?....

big fucken deal. a mature look site that doesn't work.
this guy must know the other guy who took video tape of his teacher and him having sex because both threads sound like big bullshit.

8 hilarious pages!!!

another bump

Bwahahahahaha.

What's hilarious is that Paul is trying to flame me in another thread and saying I deserve it because I bumped this thread over and over and flamed him.
I never posted in this thread, UNTIL NOW.

Hilarious shit though. Mr Markham can I please get some of your genius marketing advice for my sites? You're soooo much smarter than me. :1orglaugh

And to think magicjoinlinks.com is still available :winkwink:

I still laugh every time I see this thread, I hope your getting tons of sales from all the bumps about your magic join links, although I highly doubt anyone that has read this thread has pulled there credit card out paul:1orglaugh they are all too busy rolling on the floor laughing at you. :1orglaugh

Charlie never has been quite right... thanks for the reminder.

:)

Lol the responses from Paul are the best part. Trying convince us he is rolling in the cash flow from his Insanely awesome $5 pay sites with magic join links.

Paul did your signups go up or down when you took down magic join links (where you claimed to be crushing in sales) and put up the real join links?

way back in the day, William Cross that owned perlcoders.com would pull that on Netpond. he would say the most insanely stupid shit, people would laugh at him and make fun of him.. then realizing WAAAAY too late that he should have just shut up, he would retreat to the "my icq is lighting up... thanks for all the business" response

Wow I remember that, Netpond had some real characters back in the day.

He would always talk shit about how great his SEO scripts were and I remember thinking "If you can get #1 listings in the serps for whatever keywords you want, why the fuck are you peddling your $200 programs on message boards?"

haha... good times back then. was much easier when the days entertainment and all the lunatics were more centralized. i remember hooper making his first appearance on the boards by calling him out over a script that didn't work. seems like 100 years ago.

That's like 95% of the sponsors who get made fools of on the boards. Apparently they think that being made a fool of equals tons of traffic to their affiliate program.