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I tell 'm I was a Boy Scout. Usually gets me my exit row.
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My tip for getting a good seat is even easier... Upon boarding the plane, simply soil yourself, and due to the smell, you will find that not only you can sit wherever you want... But that you also seem to get lots of empty seats around you too, so you get a bit of peace and quiet... :thumbsup Happy trails! |
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Although, now you mention it DWB, we usually do always leave it to board until the last minute, infact once, our names we're called over the tannoy system, we we're having a great time in the lounge & didn't notice the boarding time & yes, they we're some lovely seats :winkwink: |
if ur allways late, you can buy one (one is credible enough) of those for 10$
http://images2.static-girodmedical.c...esadulte_1.jpg come last minute to the vip/special checkin, they drive you to the gate and u allways get a good place ,extra care and chocolate :pimp |
Business ftw
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We got to sit beside the family with three annoying children. The parents were just as annoying...constantly plugging the aisle and sprawling in the seats beyond their space. |
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That is the easiest way to sit next to a hot chick. The problem with this strategy is basically this - people know about it and follow it on a regular basis. I've tried to be the last guy to board on a number of occasions and some dude (usually Chinese) will say politely "you first". I've tried to say "no you first" but it usually results in a verbal tussle over who's going to be more polite. This strategy is a big FAIL sorry but its been tried and tested. What is more is that even if you got it, there is always some dude who has sat in the wrong seat and has to push you out and there is a reason for this. Airlines PURPOSELY put the seat number not directly above the seat but between your seat and the one in front or behind as the case may be. They do this to cause nuisance and seat shuffling and they should be sued for it. So you can sit next to the hot chick and get promptly relocated in front which is embarrassing once you've exchanged the customary bumps with your luggage bag, a "hello" and few smiles. That happened to me recently and I was so pissed with the guy who took my seat, I farted all the way to my destination, hoping that the hot chick would think it was the dude who stole my seat :1orglaugh I don't know if it worked but she did spend an inordinate amount of time walking around the plane. By the way, have any of you noticed how on local flights in certain countries they now bunch non-nationals for seating into a specific area (which is seating only non-nationals of the country being visited)? That also causes problems, especially if you want a aisle seat. Next time you hit Hong Kong, remember to do some Lan Kwai Fong - the thing is buzzing electric...... |
nice idea to catch free space
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I Always go in as the last person and many times i have 2 or more seats for myself.
But most of the time a don't travel in high season so the planes aren't full most of the the times. I don't want to sit next to a hot chick, i prefer farting. |
Fiddy great seats (& Smells) on an airplane!
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