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will76 01-24-2007 10:09 AM

Since not 1 program wants to step up and get some free advice then here is a question to all of you.

Why do your blogs suck? And if you don't have blogs what are you waiting for?

I looked through program after program looking for blog content and it all sucked. I don't think some of you understand what the purpose of a blog is. People like blogs because they want to READ something. Blogs are about the people writing them, presenting a story line and giving people a reason to come back. However i think a lot of programs out there think blogs are essentiayl a tgp. When you have a blog that consists of 1 big picture with the text under it saying " click here to see the rest of the pictures " which links to a page with more pictures on it, that isn't much different then how a tgp works.

There are so many ways to do this better. After looking through several programs I gave up and hired someone to custom write blogs for me.

I guess this is one of those examples how the affiliate company is too busy and they at least provided blogs right so we should be thrilled about that even though it is shit! It's not their fault, they didn't have the time to actually do a good job with them? :upsidedow Or am i wrong here, any affiliates out there think that the blogs across the board, that sponsors offer are fine and you are happy with them ? Or do I not understand how a blog works, and I am wrong and all a blog is meant to be is a way to posts pictures that link to more pictures and this is how most surfers see blogs as well.

jimthefiend 01-24-2007 10:11 AM

Would you please just fucking shut up already?

will76 01-24-2007 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rui (Post 11782633)
Let me comment about that, while I do see why an honest affiliate would need that; and could use it to boost its income, I see at the same time 100 other affiliates willing to use such "feature" to scam the living shit out of the program and surfers...

Its naive from your part to expect this sort of "tools" or features to be made available to the general affiliate base without at least some base pre-screening :2 cents:

Ok, so do it on a case by base case. Allow your affiliates who send more then " x " sales a week and have been with that company for " x " amount of time access to such tools if you are worried about people abusing it and you don't have the safe guards to catch such abuse.

So, problem fixed that easy. Will you offer this option ?

Rui 01-24-2007 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 11782737)
Ok, so do it on a case by base case. Allow your affiliates who send more then " x " sales a week and have been with that company for " x " amount of time access to such tools if you are worried about people abusing it and you don't have the safe guards to catch such abuse.

So, problem fixed that easy. Will you offer this option ?

Sure, why not?

Thing is many people (majority) like to demand the world and whatnot even thought they "are getting the links up" and haven't even sent a join...

The ones that ask the less are the ones doing more (in all aspects), so that kinda kills your theory of: offer and give everything to affiliates in a silver plater

will76 01-24-2007 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend (Post 11782724)
Would you please just fucking shut up already?

Don't forget to bump !

For those of you who don't catch many things, Jimmie is posting in this thread for the sig views.

Obviously he doesn't want to reply to questions I have asked like why in the hell would a program put someone like him charge. What qualifications does he have ? Because you talk shit on GFY and sell your sig ? What else can you do Jimmie, like i said before it sounds like you are the guy that does everything at LavenderCash, you set up the promos etc for your couple affiliates to use. How many sales have you made in your life, what are some of your innovative promo ideas and tools for LavendarCash. Please share, please use this as a way to promote it. Wait you don't even promote the program you run in your sig :1orglaugh Sad.

So case in point, take someone who has never done any sales themselves and put them in charge of a program, and you guys wonder why the end result is shit and at best the same as a 100 other programs.

will76 01-24-2007 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rui (Post 11782760)
Sure, why not?

Thing is many people (majority) like to demand the world and whatnot even thought they "are getting the links up" and haven't even sent a join...

The ones that ask the less are the ones doing more (in all aspects), so that kinda kills your theory of: offer and give everything to affiliates in a silver plater

you have a bad attitude towards affiliates. Who is asking for a silver fucking plater. How about providing tools to make your fucking program more money. Affiliate makes more money, the affiliate program makes more money.

believe me i've wasted hours helping TCC affiliates and then just have them flake on me and i didn't make a penny for my time. It's part of doing business when you deal with affiliates. You should be worried more about the ones that you keep and helping them make more money with better promos and tools then the ones you helped that didn't do anything. :2 cents:

BTW, the ones that ask less do it for themselves. Sure these are the best ones, but do you jknow why they do good because they come up with better shit then what the affiliate program is providing. Why not give the same quality tools to your med to small affiliates who either are not that innovative or just don't have the means to make such tools but still send you a good amount of traffic.

Rui 01-24-2007 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 11782815)
you have a bad attitude towards affiliates. Who is asking for a silver fucking plater. How about providing tools to make your fucking program more money. Affiliate makes more money, the affiliate program makes more money.

believe me i've wasted hours helping TCC affiliates and then just have them flake on me and i didn't make a penny for my time. It's part of doing business when you deal with affiliates. You should be worried more about the ones that you keep and helping them make more money with better promos and tools then the ones you helped that didn't do anything. :2 cents:

I have a bad attitude towards affiliates?...excuse me? wtf... :disgust

For a sec thought this thread could go somewhere, but it seems easier to just bash people to gain attention...

whatever...have fun in your cruzade agaisnt the evil Affiliate Programs...gezzz

/me is out of here...

will76 01-24-2007 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rui (Post 11782760)
Sure, why not?

Thing is many people (majority) like to demand the world and whatnot even thought they "are getting the links up" and haven't even sent a join...

The majority like the demand the world and (basically don't do anything). How did i read this wrong. And the silver platter comment?


Ok i am done for the day. I might be back later tonight ;)

Rui 01-24-2007 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 11782849)
The majority like the demand the world and (basically don't do anything). How did i read this wrong. And the silver platter comment?


Ok i am done for the day. I might be back later tonight ;)

Your comment speaks volumes about what you actually know regarding the majority of any affiliate base...

have fun in la la land tho :thumbsup

StuartD 01-24-2007 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rui (Post 11782839)
I have a bad attitude towards affiliates?...excuse me? wtf... :disgust

For a sec thought this thread could go somewhere, but it seems easier to just bash people to gain attention...

whatever...have fun in your cruzade agaisnt the evil Affiliate Programs...gezzz

/me is out of here...

It's quite pointless to talk to someone with a "holier than thou" attitude, as they will never actually hear anything other than what they say themselves.
This thread is nothing more than an attention whore's "come look at me" attempt at trying to make people think they're important.

will76 01-24-2007 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rui (Post 11782877)
Your comment speaks volumes about what you actually know regarding the majority of any affiliate base...

have fun in la la land tho :thumbsup

What that 9 out of 10 that sign up don't do ever send any traffic. And this is relvant to why affiliate programs don't offer better tools and promos?

What is sounds like you are telling me (or you t hink) is that why give them everything on a silver platter because they wont send any signups anyway.

or the other things I learned in this thread, affiiate companies are simply too busy to be able to provide good promos and marketing tools.

Maybe you can explain to all of us (or me since I am the only clueless person here) what you seem to think I am missing about affiliates and why I am in lala land.

dig420 01-24-2007 11:07 AM

ok tell you what Will: Hit me up on icq or email and we'll give you a shot at arranging some things coming up at nats.fetishbucks.com, especially re promo content. We'll see what happens and I'll give a report to GFY on your accomplishments and knowledge :)

12clicks 01-24-2007 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 11782707)
I don't think some of you understand what the purpose of a blog is.

your right will. A blog is a place for a blog OWNER to write stuff for surfers to read. If you're as good as you say you are at selling, you wouldn't WANT someone else writing your blog.


Back when I was a free site webmaster I knew the value of working and creating my own stuff. Now it seems you just want as many cookie cutter handouts as possible.

Here's a clue for those of you reading this thread. You want to make money in this business, work at it. begging for and getting the coolest promo tools only means you have exactly what all your competitors have. Go be different and make yourself some money.

Begging program owners to do your job for you is no way to go thru life.

pornguy 01-24-2007 02:06 PM

Whuch program did you start, and turn into a million dollar company, that gives you the expertise to do this???

jimthefiend 01-24-2007 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 11783074)
ok tell you what Will: Hit me up on icq or email and we'll give you a shot at arranging some things coming up at nats.fetishbucks.com, especially re promo content. We'll see what happens and I'll give a report to GFY on your accomplishments and knowledge :)

He wants a hundred bucks an hour though dude.



Oh well, congrats to the whiners anyway.

Kimmykim 01-24-2007 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly (Post 11775561)
I must admit- I like the, "I really don't have time for this or you, so I'm doing you a HUGE favor by allowing you to give me a large sum of money.


I think I used to employ this strategy with my ex-husband. :1orglaugh

Is he still single?

will76 01-24-2007 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 11783074)
ok tell you what Will: Hit me up on icq or email and we'll give you a shot at arranging some things coming up at nats.fetishbucks.com, especially re promo content. We'll see what happens and I'll give a report to GFY on your accomplishments and knowledge :)

Here is a little preview. Before I signup to an affiliate program I check out the sites they offer that I am interested in promoting. Before I get into the affiliate tools and promos this is the first thing I look into. I looked at your sites and the one that I think I would use first would be Interracial - xxx. I really don't care what the tours look like (personally) I prefer to send people straight to the signup page in most cases. The signup page is the one page that I need you, so i need you not to fuck it up and cost me money. I went to your signup page: http://www.interracial-xxx.com/tour....12:join.html/A the first thing i look for is traffic leaks (links). I know you have to put some for your processor, that is understandable. However some people link to all kinds of shit on their signup page. If people can't understand why it is crucial to NOT do this and if they don't realize that the signup page is the most important page on their site then we can start another thread and I explain more.
You did good with no out going links. The only one I noticed (which got my attention right away) was your flashing banner on top offering my traffic a free option to signup. Ok cool, as long as I still get paid for this. I am fine if they click it - https://wnu.com/secure/fpost.cgi?co_...et15&x_source= BUt i get an error message, " sorry your oder has been denied". Fuck, now you offered me a free membership and then denied me. The problem I have here ( i know it is an oversight and shit happens) but when my traffic goes to your signup page, 95% of them know its a membership site, its not going to be free, so they come in expecting to pay. Now you put the idea in their head they can get something for free and then you take that away from them. Kind of hard to get them to come back up to spending money after you do that.
The other thing I would do (if I had control over the signup page). I would go over with them everything the site offers. I would tell them " You are only seconds away from 35,383 xxx interracial pics , and 738 hours of video", and what ever else they will get access to. Your signup page gives me the feeling of ' ok here you are, you can signup now". Which is ok, at least you not doing something to fuck it up (minus the oversite of the free offer not working). But not everyone is 100% sold when they get to your signup page so IMO you should list everything they are about to get access to. I have a few more ideas to make the signup more attractive but I wont go over all of that here.

The things I mentioned above, will probably only affect your sales very little but if you do a high volume of sales i am sure it can add up. Little things here and there also add up too.

If you are really serious about me looking at your promos and marketing tools I will take a quick look later tonight. No need to report back to GFY unless if you think I suck and want to bash me, lol then that is cool feel free. If i was really looking for work I would find a company that needs help and spend a week going over all their stuff, fly out there and go over all of it with them and not charge them as penny. I would let the results speak for itself and then have other companies see that I know what I am talking about. If the day comes I need work that is the way I would approach it personally.

I don't mind spending a little time tonight on your stuff since i put an offer out there and you were the first company to take it... just let me know if you are serious or not before I waste my time.

will76 01-24-2007 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 11784228)
your right will. A blog is a place for a blog OWNER to write stuff for surfers to read. If you're as good as you say you are at selling, you wouldn't WANT someone else writing your blog.
.


Sorry, I can come up with some pretty good shit, but there are girls I would rather write my blogs for me then me trying to pretend I am a girl. Also, for the work that I am doing I don't have time to put my creative female hat on and waste a hour or so a day to update my blogs. As you know, you get to the point you can't do it all yourself and you need to hire people.

will76 01-24-2007 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 11784228)
your right will. A blog is a place for a blog OWNER to write stuff for surfers to read. If you're as good as you say you are at selling, you wouldn't WANT someone else writing your blog.
.


Sorry, I can come up with some pretty good shit, but there are girls I would rather write my blogs for me then me trying to pretend I am a girl. Also, for the work that I am doing I don't have time to put my creative female hat on and waste a hour or so a day to update my blogs. As you know, you get to the point you can't do it all yourself and you need to hire people.

thats kind of like saying you would rather write your own sexy stories :upsidedow

12clicks 01-24-2007 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 11784465)
Sorry, I can come up with some pretty good shit, but there are girls I would rather write my blogs for me then me trying to pretend I am a girl. Also, for the work that I am doing I don't have time to put my creative female hat on and waste a hour or so a day to update my blogs.

if you consider properly updating your blogs as a waste of your time, why shouldn't the program owner feel the same why about it?:winkwink:

will76 01-24-2007 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 11784228)
your right will. A blog is a place for a blog OWNER to write stuff for surfers to read. If you're as good as you say you are at selling, you wouldn't WANT someone else writing your blog.


Back when I was a free site webmaster I knew the value of working and creating my own stuff. Now it seems you just want as many cookie cutter handouts as possible.

Here's a clue for those of you reading this thread. You want to make money in this business, work at it. begging for and getting the coolest promo tools only means you have exactly what all your competitors have. Go be different and make yourself some money.

Begging program owners to do your job for you is no way to go thru life.


LOL, i am not begging anyone for a handout. I make all my own shit. I was asking questions like why even bother doing a blog if it sucks and do they know that is sucks or do they think it is good? I am sure they know that 1000s of their affiliates use the shit they provide so why not make those tools better so their affiliates can make more money which makes them more money.

Like I said i pay for my own stufff. the only thing **I** need from any program is a blank signup page. I will do the rest and make the rest of the promos myself that I know what works best for my traffic...

I don't understand why so many programs take the attitude " go make it yourself". Personally i am fine with doing that. But since 95% of your affiliates use the shit you make, wouldn't it make more sense for you to actually do a better job in what you provide.:2 cents:

will76 01-24-2007 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 11784287)
Whuch program did you start, and turn into a million dollar company, that gives you the expertise to do this???

so making promos and marketing tools that has generate millions of dollars in sales from my work does not qualify me to give advice to affiliate programs about promos and marketing tools because I haven't started a million dollar program.

Is that what you are asking ?

will76 01-24-2007 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 11784492)
if you consider properly updating your blogs as a waste of your time, why shouldn't the program owner feel the same why about it?:winkwink:

I said a waste of MY time. So you suggest I do it myself when i can pay someone a couple dollars an hour to do a better job then me. My time is worth more then a couple bucks an hours and I can find a lot more productive things to do with it.

My blogs are updated regularly, just not by me. By the female i have writting them that can do a better job then me.

12clicks 01-24-2007 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 11784552)
I said a waste of MY time. So you suggest I do it myself when i can pay someone a couple dollars an hour to do a better job then me. My time is worth more then a couple bucks an hours and I can find a lot more productive things to do with it.

My blogs are updated regularly, just not by me. By the female i have writting them that can do a better job then me.

and yet you still are asking for the program owner to supply it even though you won't use it.
ok.:winkwink:

oh, and in response to this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 11784552)
But since 95% of your affiliates use the shit you make, wouldn't it make more sense for you to actually do a better job in what you provide.

your original argument was *more* and *better* if you'd like to now change your argument to just *better* thats fine.

stev0 01-24-2007 03:46 PM

The sponsors get enough suggestions from affiliates already... there's nothing "groundbreaking" you could tell them. Now, if they would actually listen to affiliates and make the required changes that would be a different story ;)

will76 01-24-2007 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 11784623)
and yet you still are asking for the program owner to supply it even though you won't use it.
ok.:winkwink: .

lol i know you have to be fuckign with me :winkwink: but just incase you are serious:

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 11784500)
I make all my own shit. I was asking questions like why even bother doing a blog if it sucks and do they know that is sucks or do they think it is good? I am sure they know that 1000s of their affiliates use the shit they provide so why not make those tools better so their affiliates can make more money which makes them more money.


perhaps other people, other then myself would like better tools to use. :winkwink:

I don't get the whole handout mentality. I don't see how people asking for better tools so they can make you more money too = asking for a handout.

dig420 01-24-2007 04:14 PM

how about we not go over in detail a join page I haven't looked at in a year?

That site will be superceded by interracialsex.com anyway. When we have business, discuss it in email or icq, not on GFY.

12clicks 01-24-2007 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 11784967)
lol i know you have to be fuckign with me :winkwink: but just incase you are serious:




perhaps other people, other then myself would like better tools to use. :winkwink:

I don't get the whole handout mentality. I don't see how people asking for better tools so they can make you more money too = asking for a handout.

I'm arguing with you for the sake of arguing.:winkwink:

however, its been my experiece that the loudest voices clamoring for more and more, are the guys sending you a join a month. These are the SAME people who run to the boards to explain how inferior something about your program is at the first opportunity.

will76 01-24-2007 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 11785043)
I'm arguing with you for the sake of arguing.:winkwink:

however, its been my experiece that the loudest voices clamoring for more and more, are the guys sending you a join a month. These are the SAME people who run to the boards to explain how inferior something about your program is at the first opportunity.

lol that is what GFY is best used for, arguing for the sake of it, i know i really don't expect much else when starting threads like this. But there are serious issues here, but will people focus on them or just

i don't disagree with you that some people who ask for shit don't use it or come back and say what you did for them was crap. I am not really talking about custom stuff, but just better stuff across the board.

FACT!! (as jimmie would put it ) there are a lot of affiliates that just use what the sponsors give them, they don't try to make their own stuff and mfor that matter most of them might not think of a better way to do it anyway. I just don't see the harm in an affiliate company trying to offer the best promos and tools their affiliates. If that was the case maybe then I would actually use some of the shit.

All of this doesn't really benefit me anyway. What am i doing here < looks around> I need a new hobby. :winkwink:

BusterBunny 01-24-2007 04:35 PM

150.......

dig420 01-24-2007 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 11785043)
I'm arguing with you for the sake of arguing.:winkwink:

however, its been my experiece that the loudest voices clamoring for more and more, are the guys sending you a join a month. These are the SAME people who run to the boards to explain how inferior something about your program is at the first opportunity.

amen brother

pussyluver 01-25-2007 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 11776794)
You running a "program" is the perfect example of what I am talking about. Come on Jimmie, so I take it you make the promos for LavendarCash. What the fuck do you know that qualifies you to know what promos work and which ones don't when you have likely never generated more then 5 sales a week in your life. Thank you for illustrating my point. People can now have a picture of what I am trying explain here.


So the other thing you are saying is that because I don't run a program I am not qualified to consult for other programs when it comes to marketing tools and promos. :1orglaugh What circular backwards thinking there. So only program owners, most of which don't do it right, should be the ones to consilt other programs. LOL If that is the case they might as well buy each other drinks and say each other's programs are top notch and call it a day and save their money.





I haven't added it up for last year yet to be exact, but 2005 was 1.3 million in sales to just clickcash. Believe it or not. I know not believing it makes more sense to you and allows you to sleep at night and feel better about yourself.

To everyone else, i am not an aggorant prick who makes post like this to everyone, just to Jimmie. I have a special place for him in my heart.

EDIT 1.3 million was from my OWN personal sales. Not counting one penny i made from the 10% i get from helping others.

So Willie, You made 1.3 Million in sales in 2005 and it sounds like you're claiming that level has continued. No charge for this peice of advice. Spend a little more time with your CFP (Certified Financial Planner) and other professionals helping you preserve your assets. You'll make more money.

People generating that type of clash flow don't hire out at $150/hr. even with $10K mins. Plain doesn't make sense.

I smell bullshit here. You're shopping for a fast buck. With some luck you might hook some fool????

Be sure to get their money up front. Many fools wise up after a little bit.

jimthefiend 01-25-2007 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyluver (Post 11787664)
So Willie, You made 1.3 Million in sales in 2005 and it sounds like you're claiming that level has continued. No charge for this peice of advice. Spend a little more time with your CFP (Certified Financial Planner) and other professionals helping you preserve your assets. You'll make more money.

People generating that type of clash flow don't hire out at $150/hr. even with $10K mins. Plain doesn't make sense.

I smell bullshit here. You're shopping for a fast buck. With some luck you might hook some fool????

Be sure to get their money up front. Many fools wise up after a little bit.





Well said.

will76 01-25-2007 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyluver (Post 11787664)
So Willie, You made 1.3 Million in sales in 2005 and it sounds like you're claiming that level has continued. No charge for this peice of advice. Spend a little more time with your CFP (Certified Financial Planner) and other professionals helping you preserve your assets. You'll make more money.

People generating that type of clash flow don't hire out at $150/hr. even with $10K mins. Plain doesn't make sense.

I smell bullshit here. You're shopping for a fast buck. With some luck you might hook some fool????

Be sure to get their money up front. Many fools wise up after a little bit.


DO you have a CFP you can recommend, i don't know what to do with my money.

scottybuzz 01-25-2007 09:29 AM

will76 can i hire u for $10 please?

DamageX 01-25-2007 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11788816)
will76 can i hire u for $10 please?

Can you afford that?

Alphonso 01-25-2007 09:50 AM

hahahahhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaa aaaaaaaaaa

will76 01-25-2007 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11788816)
will76 can i hire u for $10 please?


No I just found out that I need to get a CFP. If you are a CFP perhaps I can hire you? How much do you charge ?
I have also been informed that because of how much i make I would be charging too little at $150 hour so I must raise my rates to $600 a hour now with a $40,000 minimum. I hope this puts me back in line with the international code of how much to charge per hour vs how much you make. I don't want to upset any financial gods. :Oh crap

I must charge a lot because if i were to charge too little it would look like i am trying to make a fast buck and fool people.

Also, I now demand a free continental breakfast and I will stay at the hotel of MY choice, not yours.

I must run now, I need to finish rolling the rest of the money I made last week into my socks and stuffing it under my matress.

jimthefiend 01-25-2007 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphonso (Post 11788937)
hahahahhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaa aaaaaaaaaa

That was pretty much my reaction.

BV 01-25-2007 10:45 AM

My monitor is radiating a brown tint there is so much Bull Shit in this thread.

I hope this is all just a joke.


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