For all of you non Aussies, try this on for size:
http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html

You gotta crack a Solo!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=lWsez482rgQ

This is not a good Solo ad, because:

a) The music is gay
b) He doesn't dribble half of the drink down his chin

Sheesh! What happened to "put a shrimp on the barbie" an all that cutsie stuff?

The greatest myth perpetrated on America by Australia was that any of us actually drink this crap.

I do NOT know any pub where I can even buy the sheep's piss here.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

It's right up there with "Shrimp on the BBQ" - good prawns (shrimp are that - TINY, prawns have some meat on their bones) should never be wasted that way, unless tossed with garlic and cream. :2 cents:

Oh, and Outback Steakhouse. What a crock of proverbial.

:2 cents: :2 cents:

"she'll be right in a fortnight"

-Whatever problem you are concerned about now will likely resolve itself within fourteen days so do not overly concern yourself with it.

and "javaguweegen?"

-I trust that this past Saturday and Sunday went exceedingly well for you.

WOW guys you shloud write your oun dictionary about slang!

"Its good aye?" - just thought I would get one in for the Kiwis....

bloddy hell

wow
i even never heard most of this slang

What a pearler!

nah nah it's 'bro' kiwis are crazy about 'bro' and 'cuzzy'

and they always say

'ay bro'

Thats usually just Westies and Maori.....

fuckin ripper or fuckin grouse means pretty good

what do that Maori's call themselves? muldy's or something??

No, the 'proper' way of saying 'Maori' is saying it the same way as you would say 'Mouldy'....

Its how they teach us Pakeha to say it properly :)

I love it when Batts calls me up in the middle of the night for some phone sex and he calls me "mate". Always a turn on at 3am!

you funny cunt

Dunny :)

definitely crikey

Or ....

havagudwikind

- I trust that the COMING Saturday and Sunday will be pleasurable.

:thumbsup

"cuz" is also Aboriginal.

They are ALL related, or at least are if you talk to them.

:winkwink: :thumbsup

Up your bum. ( cheers when drinking )

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I should go on cam next time hahah

Cant get more aussie than............

Flat out like a lizard drinking :thumbsup

My Father in law says that all the time to me, lol

dry as a nuns c u nt it is

I heard some rip snorters recently, oh fucking if you watch "Kenny" some of his aussie slang is priceless.

You American fuckers might not believe it, but there is a huge amount of aussies that use the full on old school slang all the time, I reckon if you want to know what Australia is really like you should hire a car and drive to right out the fucking desert and meet REAL aussies in the pubs.

poofter
cuntrash :)

Is "fuck all" an Aussie slang? I had 3 roommates in college that used to use it, but one was Aussie and two were South African.

Off subject, but the thing that freaked me out in Aus and NZ was the latrines at the bar.

It comes from when women had their own rooms in the pub so the guys could just stand at the bar and take a piss where they stood. The beer goes in one end and out the other and you dont have to move a muscle....

I thought it was a joke until I saw it with my own eyes!

Do they still have these? Holy shit, that is the best idea EVER! I would become even more of an alcoholic than I already am.

I feel left out.

I use that as an american.

They are pretty much a relic these days - since they let women into the public bars.

I wouldnt be suprised if there a few OutBack hotels that still use them though :)

I just thoought - nobody has mentioned 'root' or 'rooted' - its used in the same way as you use 'fuck'.

Im gonna chuck a shit

sick cunt

Not quite sure it's aussie slang, but I use quite a lot of "No worries mate" on ICQ when people apologize for whatever, late deliver of scripts or designs or whatver. I just think it sounds aussie. heh.

im gona chuck a shit
sick cunt
saying.. aye
fuck yeah
gay cunt(anything ending in cunt)
poofta
ocker
saying.. go on
fuck all
poms (english)
on the piss, drinking piss(reffered to alcohol), im pissed(drunk)
cobbers
sheelas
dodgy
blinder- had a blinder of a week
recon, i recon your a gay cunt
doll bludgers
rank- as in shes got a rank head
shes a bushpig

This comedian Austen Tayshus released this single 24 years ago and it's still the highest selling single ever released in Australia, if your not Aussie you'll struggle to get most of it but it is the funniest shit.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Pyp0yNIjWmY

Rip snorters, eh?