ahhh hahahahaha.... You posted it before i could!! :thumbsup lol Do the rest of us that were there that night get part of the $1000 if the story wins??

I just remember looking across the table, not even shocked really, seeing the dare being carried out and thinking "what is my life and how do I always end up in situations like this?"

For future reference, never dare Brittney to do something... you'll lose every time. lol

this is from airek from last year, its great:

www.airek.com/gfy/phoenix_forum.wmv

Great idea and promo!!!! I have to think about this one and try to remember :-)

Last year, while waiting for our car ...



a car pulled up, it was beautiful .. so I asked what it was and was told .. Oh THATs a Bentley. I said .. oh .. here comes our Bentley.

http://www.dearmadame.com/images/_pu..._blue_02_b.jpg

Fast Foward to the next day, as the car jocky who pulled that Bentley up so smooth to the curb was making a beeline towards roy. He looked scared and stuttered .. Mr Hibbs, we've had a lil accident with your wagon.

Seems the boy couldn't handle a Mighty Chevy Engine, and fish-tailed it into a yellow pole. It was the first damage she had ever had, and thanks to the fine folks at The Mission Palms, Big Blue is sportin' a new coat of paint and shiny whore mags.

I bet the staff remembers us this year.

:winkwink:

I have the best story ever...

And I just don't have the time right now to post it but I promise I will come back and write this whopper of a novel.

It involves my ex, anal sex, peeping toms and Aaron M.

It doesn't get much better than that.....

Stay tuned I'll be back.

I threw up in lightspeeds balcony from the fourth floor at 8:30am after losing a bet to Varius.

I'm not saying any more.

if i win (doubt i will but one never knows) donate the money to some charity for the mentally handicaped please.

i'm going to recap some happy moments from these shows - been going since 04


stories....ones I can tell without getting killed - hummmm God i know i'm going to forget some things so please forgive me but here's a few things that come to mind

phoenix forum 2004 - married - next convention single. something happened there that changed my life. that being said this show holds a special place in my heart and always, always will. It was literally was LIFE CHANGING for me.

I love to mess with people. I have had some of best times at the ccbill forum shows.

in 04 I went on a rampage swapping everyone's badges. by mid show if you didn't know anyone going in - you were fucked. no one had their own badge on by the middle of the show - everyone was someone else. last day brad mitchel offered me $1000 if i could find his badge and wear it for the rest for the show. I found it with about 5 mins to spare! Happy day!

my favorite line from the early shows was looking at the ccbill, gay and lightspeed party suites all beside each other, the ccbill and lightspeed suites had all furniture removed and the gay one had everything in it - when asked why the gay suite had all it's furniture and the other's had it all removed the answer was "cause wiseman won't go in there'

last year got into a prank contest with leslie sharp. She had something evil planned - but i got about 20 people to text message her saying "oh my god - Just found out what Sleazy did - sooo sorry" she went nuts trying to find out that the prank was just that. LOL

Food fights in the high end restruants will always be a great memory. :thumbsup

judging the costumes last year was a blast!! - soo much fun doing that! THANK YOU wegcash!

things like the hot air balloon rides and desert handgun shootout that we sponsered with friends are memories I will never forgot. THANK YOU CCBill for allowing us to do that!

celebrated zoe's 21st birthday party at last year's show. Happy times. ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS happy to celebrate the 21st birthday of a georgous intelligent incredible lady! won't ever forget that special dinner with her!

One thing I have to honestly mention is the last 3 shows I've had the oportunity to talk to Frank for 15-20 mins here and there. Some people might think i'm kissing ass here but in reality i don't do a lot of business with ccbill - maybe 10% of my revenue if that. I honestly have to say he's made a big impression on me though. This man is warm, friendly and hugly intelligent. You can see that in his eyes the moment you start talking to him. Some of the insite he's given me has stayed with me and made a large impact on my life. Thank you Frank - it's honestly always a highlight of the shows talking to you. That can be said for most of the ccbill staff and family though. I have a lot of respect for these people - esp Steff (totally adore this lady), corvette, doug, and of COURSE Ron.. Great memories, many of which can't be mentioned (moooohahahahahah - right Ron tehe) but great great memories I will never forget. THANK YOU ALL SOOO much for the amazing influence you have had on my life.

We were hung over like there was no tomorrow after a great CCBill night of drinking and debauchery and like the idiots we are we had GOLF scheduled this morning.

Worst idea ever...

I had pre-ordered a car and after heavy negotiating with the other 3 in our foursome we made it out and off we went. To Raven golf course that I had played before - problem was, I did not know the way but the driver did, thankfully. She said it would take us 20 minutes to go there. The others were all happy and not as hung over like I was, I think.

We got to the Raven in about 3 minutes, the driver did NOT know her way around and it was getting annoying because we were a bit late so I called the course to tell them we were a bit late and if that was ok. It was, because we did NOT have tee time there the guy in the pro-shop told me. I was hung over and dumbfounded, I could swear that I did indeed book a foursome at the Raven golf course! The guy in the pro-shop told me he had no records of it but would check the entire system, and there it was, he found our reservation at Raven, but not in Phoenix! The Raven at Verrado... Super I thought to myself and then told the driver to take us there instead if it was not too long to drive. She said naaaaah, not far at all. Maybe 20 minutes or so, we would get there on time......

So we drove.


And we drove..


And drove some more...

Then she got lost.

Turned around.

We were in a desert.

Our tee time had passed 30 minutes ago.

And then, we made it - only 2 hours after our tee time! Pretty fucking good if you ask me, hung over and all.

It cost us around $200 to pay the driver. That got lost. We had no tee time, the course was full so nothing available in the foreseeable future. Ever heard of a place called BUCKEYE? Well, that is where the course was.

We finally teed off BY SHEER LUCK. I sliced my first drive into a lake. Shap whom I thought never played golf CRUSHED his drive. It was miserable, hot and cold at the same time. I lost 5 sleves of balls in total.

It finally ended and it was time for a quick drink (on top of all the ones we consumed while playing) and then head back to the hotel to go to various meetings we had scheduled.

No taxis would come to get us because it was too far out in the boonies. We got stuck for 3 hours at the course with no ride! It got dark, very dark.





Finally we got saved, by complete luck, by Sean (NSCASH)s father who happened to live a few miles away and we made it back to Tempe about 13 hours after we took off.

:jester

Haha I won't say anymore either your secrets are safe :pimp

Mine are coming people ....

Writing offline and then putting them up.

They WILL be good.

;-)

50 hot Phoenix Stories ....

;-)

This is different, nice contest

I have lots of favorite memories and crazy stories, unfortunately I can't tell all of them without getting myself in trouble!

Last year we had all the girls from Strip Dodgeball game up in my suite changing clothes after the event. To be funny, I picked up the phone and called the front desk to ask for some "supplies."

"Hi, this is Steve from Lightspeed. I have 8 naked girls in my room and we need a few things if thats ok... Yeah, ok, we need some whipped cream, a pingpong paddle, a bunch of AA batteries, a giant cucumber, and some video tape. What? No ping pong paddles? Do you have ANYTHING that could be used as a paddle? Like maybe an oar from a rowboat?" She seriously said, "HOLD ON WHILE I LOOK AROUND!!!" HAHAHAHAHA

My most sentiimental moment was last year's forum, when I retired the white Lightspeed jerseys with Frank and Joanne Cadwell. If you look at the pictures from that moment, you can see that I was beaming with pride!

Steve Lightspeed

i don't remember a special story (although Phoenix clubbing with the CCBill Limo was really great :winkwink: ), but i know that i rarely had such a good time than at my first visit last year. that's why i'm really looking forward to this years event :thumbsup

I used to live in tempe, and the rain was a blessing, as it eased the noise of the planes, and it has reminded me of a story from when I met a girl in a meeting, took her from the city to a park in Liverpool and fucked her. Fuck it was intense, she and I were blind drunk, at three oclock in the afternoon, fucking on the barbecue facilities in the park near the train station, and a guy just strolls along and started watching me, so i fucked her harder, and she liked it more, so I fucked her harder until my cock didn't work, so i used my hand. She then asked me to slow the fuck down because i was slopping her out, so i shooed the pervert off and blew my load.
Then i went home to west botany st, arncliffe....

LOL...

Great IDEA!

I wish i could post some of the stories i have locked away in my head :winkwink:

I'll try to think of one that won't put anyone in an 'odd' position :thumbsup

I deny everything!

hahha you beat me to the punch!

OMFG that was one of the craziest dinners ever! Looking back i cant believe that went down in scottsdale! Not to mention the restraunt totally hooked up us up on the tab after all the chaos (no pun intented) we caused. They barely charged us for anything. I wouldnt be suprised if the waiter has the pee still in a shrine or something. hehe
Its crazy how fast things have changed in 3 years! That story is something im going to be telling my children and so on.... Oh and you are absolutely correct not to dare Brittney Andrews, you'll lose. :helpme

Let me back up the story just a few minutes prior. Shannon came to me and said, "I think there are alot of people here from outside the industry, what should we do?" I just said, "Make everyone leave, and we'll only let people back in that have badges."

So imagine this, as little 5 foot tall Shannon takes it upon herself to clear the room. She stands on the coffee table and shouts in her most threatening voice, "HEY! EVERYONE GET THE FUCK OUT!!!"

No one budged.

She looked at me and said "Holy shit, what do we do now!!!" --- ENTER SCOOTER and KOUROSH to save the day!

-------------------------------------------------

Another funny Shannon story for the contest. We bring models to the show every year. The first year we brought Taylor Little, Taylor and some other models were invited to an all-out orgy going on in a room down from our suite. They left our room shortly after, and when I told Shannon that I thought they left to go to the orgy, her motherly instinct kicked in hard. She said "OH NO THEY DID NOT!!!". and she and Twinkley ran into the room where the orgy was going on and literally started looking through the bodies for our models! Imagine Shannon (who has never been NEAR an orgy, btw) peeping into a pile of naked people saying, "Is Taylor Little under there???" HAHAHAHAHA

Someone needs to tell the story of when Hank from MrSkin walked flat into a 7 foot tall cactus. He had cactus spikes sticking in him from head to toe!

Reminiscent of last year with me in a bikini.

:winkwink:

some great submissions

Did you loose my phone #? I had everything but the video tapes.

:1orglaugh

Man what a good time.

looking forward to many more to come.

great story :)))))))

Phoenix Forum, 2006......

I met Naught Coco for the frist time. Here she is pictured on the left:

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/pictures/077/039.jpg

It's very rare that I met a model that I like. She has to be hot, friendly, and fun to spend time with. It also helps if she shares the same name as my pet cat (Coco). We met, I liked her. She had her husband in tow, one thing let to another, and after half an hour we ended up in Loryn's room (long story) filming a rather intersting video...... which I'll never be allowed to show anyone. Let's just say it involved a lot of nekkidness. Coco is beautiful.

It's entirely possible that Naughty Coco got hooked up with the folks at YNOT because of this very meeting.

The Day I met Niko Bimini.

A few years ago directly before Phoenix Forum I was working at the Lightspeed Office when I got a phone call from a "local photographer" who wanted to break into the adult internet. I talked to him for a few minutes, wanted to get him off my phone, and told him - rather bluntly - that if he was a real photographer interested in working in the adult internet he would surely be attending Phoenix Forum the next day. I even gave him the suite number to the Lightspeed Party suite.

The next day, first day of Phoenix Forum, there I am in the middle of the afternoon in a very important business meeting when there is a knock on the door. Steve answers the door, and it's this Niko Bimini character is asking for me. Bad fucking timing.

However, I met Niko, spent the weekend "networking" with him, and perhaps even saw him naked (which isn't that uncommon with Niko). A short time later he was working full time in the industry, was working for Lightspeed Cash, and had opened up his own program. He's a quick learner.

Niko and I are still good friends today. Beat that for networking.... It's possible Phoenix Forum changed the direciton of Niko's life....

Most of the above is not accurate so let me straighten some of it out.......

1) It was 5 years ago (man we are getting old!)

2) You were and asshole to me via email and not phone.

3) You did not see me naked THAT weekend it was a few weekend later ;-)

4) It was a year and a half before I went to work with you at LightSpeedCash.

5) YES meeting you and going to that Phoenix Forum changed the direction of my life forever!

6) YES Rochard is my oldest and dearest friend in the industry!



Phoenix Forum changed my life and is the greatest show of the year for networking BAR NONE!!!!!

:pimp :pimp

Come to think of it..... the one man I've seen naked the most is, well, YOU NIKO!

Why is that?

I can't believe Shok hasn't posted here yet. And IIRC, it all happened at the very first Phoenix Forum. It's a must read if you're into fish, worms and tampons.

I cant help but laugh at this comment. :1orglaugh


Good times fellas!

Phoenix Forum 2005 is where I met Jack - aka Avalanche - the owner of Cherry Pimps for the first time. That's about the same moment I met his wife also.

It was during the Lightspeed Volleyball thing, which involved HUGE AMOUNTS OF JAGER. It's possible I was, well, having prolems walking at that point. Three was this really hot chick there in a blue bikini, and well, she was checking me out. I was trying to start a new thing called "Jager swapping" which is where a sexy hot woman takes a shot of jager, puts it in her mouth, and then puts it in my mouth using her, well, toungue. Sounds nasty, but that's fine - the jager kills the germs. Twice.

So anyhow, I walk up to this hottie....

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/pictures/054/183.jpg

.... Explain the whole jager swapping thing.... and ask if she's intersted.

She says "But my husband is right over there...." to which I said "That's fine, my wife is right over here....."

So I met Jack, explained who I was, what I do, and my intentions with his wife. Instead of beating the crap out of me, he was all for it.

And Veronica is a great kisser I might add. (We have some video footage of that.....)

Jack, Veronica, and I have beome good friends since then.

Great Story!!!! you get $500 for that one, and still have a chance for the big prize, congrats


its up to you whether you want to split it with niko or not ;) this is what was on my icq when i got home and it certainly helped...

[20:26] Nik: LOL sad thing is that is a GREAT story and truly did change my life forever. But Rochard totally butchered it and got it all wrong.

Niko who?

I can't tell this story but I can try to get the parties involved to post it tomorrow. Like others it does include a Taxi ride (everyone should watch out for those taxi rides) it also includes Z maybe being responsible for saving 2 lives. It also has intrigue, mystery, an 8 ball (not drugs) and heroic actions taken when needed. For sure one of the funniest stories I have ever heard in my life when it could have turned out so different. If they will tell it, I am pretty sure it will win even without the visual aids.

I could tell the results of one of my jokes told there but well you would have had to be there.

Can't wait to read more of these stories.

K fuck this i am gonna win this

Yo this is a good one , we were strolling on the street and see KROSH in the car wirth some people so i start chasing the car

http://www.nymalegigolos.com/cms/pic...s/DSC02396.JPG


No I start yelling Krosh you twink you homo to mess with him....


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little did i know he had some homosexuals in the car which is all good....


he later tells me and i felt so badddddddddddd

This is when jstyles admitted he was gay
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this one is good , we saw these posters so we changed the room number to PPete's room , i think a bunch of gay peeps showed up knocking


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