Another frankc storyyyyyyyyyyy



the pansy went to sleep so we saw a cop outside and asked him to help us play a prank....he was nice and did

we gave him the room card and told him to strom in and scare frank


he did it and franck shit a brick , he stormed in asking for Franck and franck was in shock... i think he peed in his pants

who can top this? we caught him beating off!

[10:40] Webmaster X: Rochard Storys are all the Same ..... her is one of his storys

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Roc HARD showed me his weenie , it is HARD

This is a story from Joann Cadwell (Mama Cadwell) that I was asked to post:


Years ago, when CCBill first took over the Forum, I noticed that many of the attendees appeared a bit awkward and out of their element during the show.

As each year passed, i slowly began to notice the group maturing, becoming more comfortable with each other and perhaps, with what they do. As the group became more cohesive, with each webmasters social network beginning to grow, the individuals seemed to become more at ease with each other, as well as new people into the group.

We like to think that the Phoenix Forum was a part of this, as a conduit for building and maintaining the relationships necessary for business (as well as personal) development.

I am very proud of what the forum and its attendees has become, and I look forward to seeing each one of you every year, and especially this year :)



for those of you wondering, Joann is the one in the middle


http://coldcandle.com/Phoenix%20Foru...s/CIMG4607.jpg

Oh that's just wrong......

(My car broke down on me this morning........)

Mark is a chick magent yooooooooooo

mmooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

oh the Pheonix Forum, every year I have some wild adventure, and it always involves being at a strip club. I need peoples permission to say. I will ask and get back.

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Not much of funny story but I asked Marta to marry me at the forum in 2003 :) Without all that free booze I'd probably be a free man still :1orglaugh

We liked phoenix so much after that trip we moved here a while back and live in Scottsdale now.

To give me a shot of winning here is a picture of Marta's ass I took walking to the pool at the hotel back then. :)
http://wootwootcash.com/marta.jpg

check out my site
www.smuttybox.com
looking to trade links with interested parties.
http://www.smuttybox.com/linkex/

Ill throw one out, although I understand im disqualified


My first show, Phoenix Forum 2002 at the Millennium Resort. I walk out to the opening reception with the CCBill sales guys (Sean, Doug, Jeff, Andy). 3 seconds later, they all see clients they know and walk over and start chatting with them. Im standing there by myself, knowing nobody there, and was feeling a little awkward. I ended up talking to Hank from Mr Skin, about various things, including how important cameras are at parties, for over an hour, really nice guy. He was the first person that I really got to know, and I appreciate him going out of his way to introduce himself to me and invite me to sit down to talk.

At that same show, I had a chance to hang out with Tim (Tadow) and Brett J from Dormangels, they stayed at my place. Great guys, very smart. It was that weekend that that I realized how amazing it was how much more you understand how the various facets of this industry interact, after spending time talking to a range of people about their respective businesses at a conference like this.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

no one can beat my Franck video of him jerling off

Ok so this was at the forum in 02 or 03.

I was out drinking at the pool with everyone until I guess around 3 or 4am.
So finally I am beat and head the long walk back to my room.

I can't wait to crash.

So I get in the room and I instantly realize something seems different. Like my suitcase was moved.
No big deal probably the maid.

So I sit on the end of the bed and grab the remote and the fucking thing is totally covered in Vaseline!
I'm like wtf!!

So I stand up and walk to the bathroom to wash my hands and theres a big fucking hunk of meat rotting in the sink!

Then someone had soaked a tampon in ketchup ( I hope it was ketchup) and stuck it to the wall.
The bathtub was full of fucking live fish swimming around!
I was amazed at the length these perpetraters had gone to.

I looked around the room and figured ok thats it. I cant find anyother shanannigans, so I get ready to pass out in bed and deal with it in the morning.

Well I pull back the comforter and see like these lines or something under the sheet. I'm like what the hell are these lines?

I pulled back the sheet and my godamn bed was filled with these huge ass worms, like thousands of worms!

Ok Im done Im not sleeping with the worms, plus if they went this far there just might be a rattlesnake in here also.

So I call the front desk and say "hey you need to put me in another room"
They ask why, I say "because someone fucked up my room....you must have let someone pay you off to get a key, because they were in here and trashed my room!"

They say hold on we will send someone over.

So like 5 minutes later I get a knock on the door, when i go to open it, the fucking handle is coated in vaseline and i cant get it open. Finally I yank it open and it's the godamn Phoenix police!

They come inside and start looking around and Im showing them all the worms and shit, and the cop looks at me and says "Why did you do this to your room?"

Im like what the hell dude why would I do this to my own room!!!

He puts his hand on his gun and demands I calm down.
Im like, dude Im calm, you calm down.
He tells me he can take me to jail for this.

So I plead my case that Im not so fucking retarded to trash my own godamn room and they call the front desk to get someone there to clean it.
They leave all pissed off at me and the cleaner crew shows up.

They see the fish and worms and dont want no part of it.
Finally around 6am the hotel puts me in a suite because thats all they have available.

The next day I saw they had yellow caution tape around the front door of my other room.

The responsible parties...RRRed, Ken Lawson, Jason Zimmerman and a few others are currently living on borrowed time.

Enjoy your carefree days, because it's fucking coming around.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh I can't believe you have waited so long to get back at them.

Oh it takes time, they need to be comfortable in their lives.
Then it sneaks up on them.

ololololololololol

I think I may enter this.

funny, I have a Cory story as well ;)

hahahaha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I will always think Shok's is the best because it was one of the first of many of these episodes and so many people and so much time went into it. It can only be equalled by that happened at the Westin in Hollywood with his favorite gay male content........... :)

lets hear it

Some great stories on here.

I think watching Momma Cadwell put a few of the girls down with shots will have to be in my top 5 memories. The other 4 I am still waiting on permission to tell from all parties involved.

Shok has some of the best convention stories / debacles

I have to guess he is referencing my ambush interview story. Something I have mentioned has been up for everyone to read for months now.

I didn't enter it because I felt it was wrong, seeing it was a part of the Ambush. : )

I have a story on how I caught Cory giving fellatio to a tranny

Lets get this bumped

I have more stories i will write em ltr today

I dont know, I never read an ambush interview with you, guess I should look it up.

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http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...t=ambush+we g

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Really not much to hold over my head at this point.

who said I was ever holding anything over your head?

Yeah 2003 was my first show and it was great hanging out with you that year at that club with scottie sweetapples (who i owe my life to for finding me a new house to close on tomorrow :thumbsup) , shawn and anyone remember johnie k


I'm sure i could tell many good stories but most of them involved too much alcohol to really remember them fully :1orglaugh but i must say that is the one weekend I look forward to all year and I can't wait to check back into the Palms then end of March!

http://coldcandle.com/Photo%20Gallle...9-2978_IMG.jpg

:1orglaugh haha yup that be the one! Him and Scottie were the first 2 people I met in Phoenix when I lived here in 2002 just starting out in this biz


anyways more stories! :winkwink:

i think we all know who that was :1orglaugh