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reptile 02-26-2007 05:35 PM

tsk..tsk..

SleazyDream 02-26-2007 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 11970168)
i have always thought the anti-christ was going to end up being someone who proves jesus was a fake.. and that judegment day was nothing more than christians having to come to the realisation that it was just a guide not a true story

archelogical evidence has proved many things in the bible thought to be fables to be true though.......

96ukssob 02-26-2007 05:40 PM

not to take any sides here... but how in hell do you have DNA proof? did he find a jar of spit labeled "Jesus's Spit" to compare it against?

seems pretty silly to me

IllTestYourGirls 02-26-2007 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 11978530)
archelogical evidence has proved many things in the bible thought to be fables to be true though.......

archelogical evidence has prove many more things in the bible to be false than true. Most of the "true" findings have been shoved into a box with a sledge hammer to make it fit the bible.

IllTestYourGirls 02-26-2007 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by split_joel (Post 11977184)
well this isnt going to be a big deal because christians and catholics will say this is just the devil speaking and its not true.[/Q

Pretty much. The same thing happen with the dead sea scrolls

The Nag Hammadi. Good read :thumbsup

StickyGreen 02-26-2007 06:23 PM

James Cameron is supposed to be on Larry King in about a half hour to talk about it...

mrtrades 02-26-2007 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen (Post 11978706)
James Cameron is supposed to be on Larry King in about a half hour to talk about it...

do you know what hour?

Richardhead005 02-26-2007 06:37 PM

mell gibson is gonna beat the fuck outta james cameron then make a movie of how bad he beat the fuck out of him

Redmanthatcould 02-26-2007 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by RawAlex (Post 11970054)
Bad week to be pope.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

bonkerz2007 02-26-2007 06:45 PM

it's going to hit the fan....

pornpf69 02-26-2007 07:04 PM

thanks for sharing the info

wizhard 02-26-2007 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls (Post 11978683)
archelogical evidence has prove many more things in the bible to be false than true. Most of the "true" findings have been shoved into a box with a sledge hammer to make it fit the bible.


I agree. There is very little real evidence to support the Bible's version of events and what scraps have been found are often somewhat tenious to say the least.

However if we look to Egypt as the true source of the Biblical stories, ( both old and new testament ),then many of the characters and events stated in the Bible can be reliably linked with real occurences, places and people.

IllTestYourGirls 02-26-2007 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by wizhard (Post 11978921)
I agree. There is very little real evidence to support the Bible's version of events and what scraps have been found are often somewhat tenious to say the least.

However if we look to Egypt as the true source of the Biblical stories, ( both old and new testament ),then many of the characters and events stated in the Bible can be reliably linked with real occurences, places and people.

Most of exodus has been proven wrong by Zahi Hawass. The people may have been right, the dates were mostly wrong, the events were wrong. First and foremost, the pyramids were NOT created by jewish slaves.

wizhard 02-26-2007 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls (Post 11978939)
Most of exodus has been proven wrong by Zahi Hawass. The people may have been right, the dates were mostly wrong, the events were wrong. First and foremost, the pyramids were NOT created by jewish slaves.


Yes, Exodus is quite a good example of the misinformation contained in the Bible. Unless we are to belive that there were two Exodus's that were allmost identical in every detail, ( extremely unlikely ), then we must conclude that the Jews deliberatly altered the circumstances surrounding their flight from Egypt probably as a peice of propgander to try to hide the fact that they were quite literally kicked out of the land in upper Egypt that they had squatted on some 200 years earlier after migrating from their original home in Syria.

gideongallery 02-26-2007 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 11971039)
"Shroud of Turin"

Google it, asswipe.


the shroud of turin was proven to be a fake

spider_x 02-26-2007 10:35 PM

Fuck I repented for nothing. HIS soul is still rotting in hell and the human race never really was saved. Everyone's going to hell no matter what but at least now the religious right and all those catholic priest child molesters won't have any more ammo. Or whats the call on this one, ref? He died for sins but isnt resting with his Father? He went to Hell when he died right? So that means he would technically still be there as he would have had to be resurrected and then rise into heaven. This is really fucked up. The world's going to burst into chaos.

Tempest 02-26-2007 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 11976573)
Well the word is that Mary and Joseph etc were some of the most common names of the times.

But finding all of the names of that family in one tomb is something like 2,000,000 : 1, 900 : 1 from the most conservative stat person.

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 11976573)
And proving the jesus and mary bones are not blood related is then presumed to mean that therefore they were married.

Given the names, the other documents etc. that were left out of the bible, would tend to point that direction... I wonder if they did any other DNA tests among the family to "prove" that they were related or not.


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Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 11976573)
But remember they found like 10 peoples bones in there, and no way to know for absolute sure if any two were married or not.

Very true.

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 11976573)
Also saying things like why would Jesus be buried in jeruselem when he was from nazareth, and this was a very RICH persons grave site, while Jesus was extremely poor.

Where was he first burried and resurected from? Sort of makes sense given he died there to be burried there, especially if the Romans etc. were influencing the situation. As for him being poor or not, I don't see where that would really matter. You'd only need one rich support to get the cash to be burried in a place like that.

Here's a thought. What if his followers etc. actually took his body from the first tomb and moved it to a different one in order to ensure no one did anything to his body etc. Given the controversy over him at the time, that sort of makes sense as well. Just look at the crap over where Anna is going to be burried.

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 11976573)
Now, I would say if the bones of the child could be proven with mitochondrial DNA to be descended directly from the female bones, you COULD say the baby was this or that womans child.

Yeah, I wish they had talked about whether they had done more DNA testing than just those 2 bodies.. Guess I'll have to wait and see what they really did.

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 11976573)
Anyway, pretty intriguing stuff regardless.

Definately. The 2 religeous guys on Larry King just came accross as morons as they argued broad strokes and not what the guy was actually saying. How many times did the guy say that the DNA showed that the Jesus and Mary weren't related and yet they kept going on and on about "how could DNA prove it was Jesus"... Morons.

RF_Erick 03-05-2007 01:33 PM

Did anyone watch the documentary?
It was on discovery channel last night.
It was very interesting.

Meredith18 03-05-2007 01:50 PM

Tried to watch it last night but alas, it wasn't on Canadian satellite. Had to watch Deal or No Deal instead :disgust

Elly Vaine 03-14-2007 06:28 AM

We all believe in something.
But i don't believe that that these bones belongs to Jesus and his family. Is not that i don't want to shake my faith,is not possible to be just somebody's else grave and to be coincidencially called same?
Like in our days, many people are called Jessus, Maria ,Magdalena(Jesus mostly in South America,and Maria and Magdalena in Europe,mostly Greece.
Elly Jaine.

Cman 03-14-2007 06:31 AM

Well If Its On Tv And Produced By A Major Hollywood Director, Then It Must Be True!!!!

Amadora 03-14-2007 06:41 AM

I just can't understand where did they take the DNA of Jesus to prove that those bones have the same DNA.

ADL Colin 03-14-2007 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Amadora (Post 12075033)
I just can't understand where did they take the DNA of Jesus to prove that those bones have the same DNA.

The didn't claim that they compared DNA from the bones to Jesus' DNA.

They claimed that the mitochondrial DNA of "Jesus" and "Mary" (hypothesis:Magdalene) were not related so it is possible they were married.

Amadora 03-14-2007 07:33 AM

Anyway. I think it's all just a promotion of his forecomming documentary movie.
i wouldn't believe it untill i here more info from more reliable sources.

Onixia 03-14-2007 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Tat2Jr (Post 11970153)
You are going to hell for posting this.

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

ADL Colin 03-14-2007 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Amadora (Post 12075277)
Anyway. I think it's all just a promotion of his forecomming documentary movie.
i wouldn't believe it untill i here more info from more reliable sources.

The documentary was already on. Am I missing something or are you a time traveler?

TBrown 03-14-2007 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Cyber-Hu$tler (Post 11970078)
and then the lord said... "THOU SHALL HAVETH SIG SPOT"

And there was Sig Spot! :1orglaugh

dRI-X 03-14-2007 07:54 PM

hollywood.hollywood. though nice thoughts are shared.

Nodtveidt 03-14-2007 08:58 PM

Hollywood stunt intended to shake up the Christians. Call it Mel Gibson II.

Nodtveidt 03-14-2007 09:28 PM

Arg, stupid double post!

GigoloMason 03-14-2007 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Splum (Post 11971843)
Please cite your source so I can rape it thanks.

Nice to know you're in any way being objective.

dynastoned 03-14-2007 10:11 PM

I predict a christian mass suicide when all is revealed.

JaneB 03-14-2007 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Dane (Post 11970189)
How do they know his DNA? :1orglaugh

Good question. Even if they can get DNA from these bones, how are they going to compare that DNA to Jesus? I was not aware of any DNA that he left behind. Those bones could be anyone's.

JaneB 03-14-2007 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Sagi_AFF (Post 11973701)
That's what I'm not understanding. I thought DNA wouldn't survive in bones that old.

It depends on the condition of the bones. If they can not get a proper dna sample, they can try to get a mitochondrial dna sample. It is not always possible to get any dna from bones.

JaneB 03-14-2007 11:11 PM

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup
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Originally Posted by Cman (Post 12074995)
Well If Its On Tv And Produced By A Major Hollywood Director, Then It Must Be True!!!!

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Pleasurepays 03-14-2007 11:21 PM

i watched this documentary and thought it was very interesting. of course no one is saying "we know with 100% certainty that these are the remains of Jesus and Mary and their family". it seemed that the evidence was pretty compelling and convincing as the mathematician was pointing out all the evidence pointing to the possibility of the ossuaries containing the bones of Jesus, mary, his brother and child and the mathematical probabilities. the circumstances alone and the archeological evidence add a lot of weight to the idea that it is a very strong possibility.

and who cares? it won't affect christianity at all. "faith" is exactly that... "Faith". otherwise religion would be celebrating "Fact". they will just argue that his soul left his body and thats what was wrote about in the gospels. besides, its been proven time and time again in studies that disproving the foundations of any belieft system where people dedicate their lives to, usually are strengthened by proof that its bullshit.. not weakened. look at seventh day adventists... they gave up everything and sat patiently waiting for the world to end on a very specific time and date... once it did not happen, they only grew stronger. its much easier for people to rationalize their behavior and decisions which have become who they are, and carry on, living with the comfort that it offers, than it is to suddenly lose those beliefs and the security they offer as well as all that you have devoted to it.

woj 03-14-2007 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyber-Hu$tler (Post 11970078)
and then the lord said... "THOU SHALL HAVETH SIG SPOT"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

chaze 03-14-2007 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Tat2Jr (Post 11970153)
You are going to hell for posting this.

So true, :(

wizhard 03-15-2007 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 12080202)
i watched this documentary and thought it was very interesting. of course no one is saying "we know with 100% certainty that these are the remains of Jesus and Mary and their family". it seemed that the evidence was pretty compelling and convincing as the mathematician was pointing out all the evidence pointing to the possibility of the ossuaries containing the bones of Jesus, mary, his brother and child and the mathematical probabilities. the circumstances alone and the archeological evidence add a lot of weight to the idea that it is a very strong possibility.

and who cares? it won't affect christianity at all. "faith" is exactly that... "Faith". otherwise religion would be celebrating "Fact". they will just argue that his soul left his body and thats what was wrote about in the gospels. besides, its been proven time and time again in studies that disproving the foundations of any belieft system where people dedicate their lives to, usually are strengthened by proof that its bullshit.. not weakened. look at seventh day adventists... they gave up everything and sat patiently waiting for the world to end on a very specific time and date... once it did not happen, they only grew stronger. its much easier for people to rationalize their behavior and decisions which have become who they are, and carry on, living with the comfort that it offers, than it is to suddenly lose those beliefs and the security they offer as well as all that you have devoted to it.

I disagree in part with what your saying here. *If* it can be proven that the mortal remains of JC are still with us then it throws into disaray one of the fundamental tenents of Christianity in that JC bodily ascended to heaven after his resurection. Secondly, ( and probably more importantly ), it would give us a starting point to begin a more thourough and scientific investigation of the real man behind the myth.

However I would agree that there are allways going to be some that will choose to disregard any amount of evidence that calls their belifes and dogma's into question.

AtlantisCash 03-15-2007 07:38 AM

Jesus didn't die...


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